Act 2, Scene 1

Padua. A room in BAPTISTA'S house.

  1. [Enter KATHERINA and BIANCA.]
  2. Bianca
  3. 806 Good sister, wrong me not, nor wrong yourself,
  4. 807 To make a bondmaid and a slave of me;
  5. 808 That I disdain; but for these other gawds,
  6. 809 Unbind my hands, I'll pull them off myself,
  7. 810 Yea, all my raiment, to my petticoat;
  8. 811 Or what you will command me will I do,
  9. 812 So well I know my duty to my elders.
  10. Katherina
  11. 813 Of all thy suitors here I charge thee tell
  12. 814 Whom thou lov'st best: see thou dissemble not.
  13. Bianca
  14. 815 Believe me, sister, of all the men alive
  15. 816 I never yet beheld that special face
  16. 817 Which I could fancy more than any other.
  17. Katherina
  18. 818 Minion, thou liest. Is't not Hortensio?
  19. Bianca
  20. 819 If you affect him, sister, here I swear
  21. 820 I'll plead for you myself but you shall have him.
  22. Katherina
  23. 821 O! then, belike, you fancy riches more:
  24. 822 You will have Gremio to keep you fair.
  25. Bianca
  26. 823 Is it for him you do envy me so?
  27. 824 Nay, then you jest; and now I well perceive
  28. 825 You have but jested with me all this while:
  29. 826 I prithee, sister Kate, untie my hands.
  30. Katherina
  31. 827 If that be jest, then an the rest was so.
  32. [Strikes her.]
  33. [Enter BAPTISTA.]
  34. Baptista
  35. 828 Why, how now, dame! Whence grows this insolence?
  36. 829 Bianca, stand aside. Poor girl! she weeps.
  37. 830 Go ply thy needle; meddle not with her.
  38. 831 For shame, thou hilding of a devilish spirit,
  39. 832 Why dost thou wrong her that did ne'er wrong thee?
  40. 833 When did she cross thee with a bitter word?
  41. Katherina
  42. 834 Her silence flouts me, and I'll be reveng'd.
  43. [Flies after BIANCA.]
  44. Baptista
  45. 835 What! in my sight? Bianca, get thee in.
  46. [Exit BIANCA.]
  47. Katherina
  48. 836 What! will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see
  49. 837 She is your treasure, she must have a husband;
  50. 838 I must dance bare-foot on her wedding-day,
  51. 839 And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell.
  52. 840 Talk not to me: I will go sit and weep
  53. 841 Till I can find occasion of revenge.
  54. [Exit.]
  55. Katherina
  56. 842 BAPTISTA. Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I?
  57. 843 But who comes here?
  58. [Enter GREMIO, with LUCENTIO in the habit of a mean man; PETRUCHIO, with HORTENSIO as a musician; and TRANIO, with BIONDELLO bearing a lute and books.]
  59. Gremio
  60. 844 Good morrow, neighbour Baptista.
  61. Baptista
  62. 845 Good morrow, neighbour Gremio. God save you, gentlemen!
  63. Petruchio
  64. 846 And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a daughter
  65. 847 Call'd Katherina, fair and virtuous?
  66. Baptista
  67. 848 I have a daughter, sir, call'd Katherina.
  68. Gremio
  69. 849 You are too blunt: go to it orderly.
  70. Petruchio
  71. 850 You wrong me, Signior Gremio: give me leave.
  72. 851 I am a gentleman of Verona, sir,
  73. 852 That, hearing of her beauty and her wit,
  74. 853 Her affability and bashful modesty,
  75. 854 Her wondrous qualities and mild behaviour,
  76. 855 Am bold to show myself a forward guest
  77. 856 Within your house, to make mine eye the witness
  78. 857 Of that report which I so oft have heard.
  79. 858 And, for an entrance to my entertainment,
  80. 859 I do present you with a man of mine,
  81. [Presenting HORTENSIO.]
  82. Petruchio
  83. 860 Cunning in music and the mathematics,
  84. 861 To instruct her fully in those sciences,
  85. 862 Whereof I know she is not ignorant.
  86. 863 Accept of him, or else you do me wrong:
  87. 864 His name is Licio, born in Mantua.
  88. Baptista
  89. 865 You're welcome, sir, and he for your good sake;
  90. 866 But for my daughter Katherine, this I know,
  91. 867 She is not for your turn, the more my grief.
  92. Petruchio
  93. 868 I see you do not mean to part with her;
  94. 869 Or else you like not of my company.
  95. Baptista
  96. 870 Mistake me not; I speak but as I find.
  97. 871 Whence are you, sir? What may I call your name?
  98. Petruchio
  99. 872 Petruchio is my name, Antonio's son;
  100. 873 A man well known throughout all Italy.
  101. Baptista
  102. 874 I know him well: you are welcome for his sake.
  103. Gremio
  104. 875 Saving your tale, Petruchio, I pray,
  105. 876 Let us, that are poor petitioners, speak too.
  106. 877 Backare! you are marvellous forward.
  107. Petruchio
  108. 878 O, pardon me, Signior Gremio; I would fain be doing.
  109. Gremio
  110. 879 I doubt it not, sir; but you will curse your wooing.
  111. 880 Neighbour, this is a gift very grateful, I am sure of it. To
  112. 881 express the like kindness, myself, that have been more kindly
  113. 882 beholding to you than any, freely give unto you this young
  114. 883 scholar,
  115. [Presenting LUCENTIO.]
  116. Gremio
  117. 884 that has been long studying at Rheims; as cunning in Greek,
  118. 885 Latin, and other languages, as the other in music and
  119. 886 mathematics. His name is Cambio; pray accept his service.
  120. Baptista
  121. 887 A thousand thanks, Signior Gremio; welcome, good Cambio.—
  122. [To TRANIO.]
  123. Baptista
  124. 888 But, gentle sir, methinks you walk like a stranger: may
  125. 889 I be so bold to know the cause of your coming?
  126. Tranio
  127. 890 Pardon me, sir, the boldness is mine own,
  128. 891 That, being a stranger in this city here,
  129. 892 Do make myself a suitor to your daughter,
  130. 893 Unto Bianca, fair and virtuous.
  131. 894 Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me,
  132. 895 In the preferment of the eldest sister.
  133. 896 This liberty is all that I request,
  134. 897 That, upon knowledge of my parentage,
  135. 898 I may have welcome 'mongst the rest that woo,
  136. 899 And free access and favour as the rest:
  137. 900 And, toward the education of your daughters,
  138. 901 I here bestow a simple instrument,
  139. 902 And this small packet of Greek and Latin books:
  140. 903 If you accept them, then their worth is great.
  141. Baptista
  142. 904 Lucentio is your name, of whence, I pray?
  143. Tranio
  144. 905 Of Pisa, sir; son to Vincentio.
  145. Baptista
  146. 906 A mighty man of Pisa: by report
  147. 907 I know him well: you are very welcome, sir.
  148. [To HORTENSIO.]
  149. Baptista
  150. 908 Take you the lute,
  151. [To LUCENTIO.]
  152. Baptista
  153. 909 and you the set of books;
  154. 910 You shall go see your pupils presently.
  155. 911 Holla, within!
  156. [Enter a SERVANT.]
  157. Baptista
  158. 912 Sirrah, lead these gentlemen
  159. 913 To my two daughters, and tell them both
  160. 914 These are their tutors: bid them use them well.
  161. [Exit SERVANT, with HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO, and BIONDELLO.]
  162. Baptista
  163. 915 We will go walk a little in the orchard,
  164. 916 And then to dinner. You are passing welcome,
  165. 917 And so I pray you all to think yourselves.
  166. Petruchio
  167. 918 Signior Baptista, my business asketh haste,
  168. 919 And every day I cannot come to woo.
  169. 920 You knew my father well, and in him me,
  170. 921 Left solely heir to all his lands and goods,
  171. 922 Which I have bettered rather than decreas'd:
  172. 923 Then tell me, if I get your daughter's love,
  173. 924 What dowry shall I have with her to wife?
  174. Baptista
  175. 925 After my death, the one half of my lands,
  176. 926 And in possession twenty thousand crowns.
  177. Petruchio
  178. 927 And, for that dowry, I'll assure her of
  179. 928 Her widowhood, be it that she survive me,
  180. 929 In all my lands and leases whatsoever.
  181. 930 Let specialities be therefore drawn between us,
  182. 931 That covenants may be kept on either hand.
  183. Baptista
  184. 932 Ay, when the special thing is well obtain'd,
  185. 933 That is, her love; for that is all in all.
  186. Petruchio
  187. 934 Why, that is nothing; for I tell you, father,
  188. 935 I am as peremptory as she proud-minded;
  189. 936 And where two raging fires meet together,
  190. 937 They do consume the thing that feeds their fury:
  191. 938 Though little fire grows great with little wind,
  192. 939 Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all;
  193. 940 So I to her, and so she yields to me;
  194. 941 For I am rough and woo not like a babe.
  195. Baptista
  196. 942 Well mayst thou woo, and happy be thy speed!
  197. 943 But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words.
  198. Petruchio
  199. 944 Ay, to the proof, as mountains are for winds,
  200. 945 That shake not though they blow perpetually.
  201. [Re-enter HORTENSIO, with his head broke.]
  202. Baptista
  203. 946 How now, my friend! Why dost thou look so pale?
  204. Hortensio
  205. 947 For fear, I promise you, if I look pale.
  206. Baptista
  207. 948 What, will my daughter prove a good musician?
  208. Hortensio
  209. 949 I think she'll sooner prove a soldier:
  210. 950 Iron may hold with her, but never lutes.
  211. Baptista
  212. 951 Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute?
  213. Hortensio
  214. 952 Why, no; for she hath broke the lute to me.
  215. 953 I did but tell her she mistook her frets,
  216. 954 And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering;
  217. 955 When, with a most impatient devilish spirit,
  218. 956 'Frets, call you these?' quoth she 'I'll fume with them';
  219. 957 And with that word she struck me on the head,
  220. 958 And through the instrument my pate made way;
  221. 959 And there I stood amazed for a while,
  222. 960 As on a pillory, looking through the lute;
  223. 961 While she did call me rascal fiddler,
  224. 962 And twangling Jack, with twenty such vile terms,
  225. 963 As she had studied to misuse me so.
  226. Petruchio
  227. 964 Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench!
  228. 965 I love her ten times more than e'er I did:
  229. 966 O! how I long to have some chat with her!
  230. [To HORTENSIO.]
  231. Baptista
  232. 967 Well, go with me, and be not so discomfited;
  233. 968 Proceed in practice with my younger daughter;
  234. 969 She's apt to learn, and thankful for good turns.
  235. 970 Signior Petruchio, will you go with us,
  236. 971 Or shall I send my daughter Kate to you?
  237. Petruchio
  238. 972 I pray you do. I will attend her here.
  239. [Exeunt BAPTISTA, GREMIO, TRANIO, and HORTENSIO.]
  240. Petruchio
  241. 973 And woo her with some spirit when she comes.
  242. 974 Say that she rail; why, then I'll tell her plain
  243. 975 She sings as sweetly as a nightingale:
  244. 976 Say that she frown; I'll say she looks as clear
  245. 977 As morning roses newly wash'd with dew:
  246. 978 Say she be mute, and will not speak a word;
  247. 979 Then I'll commend her volubility,
  248. 980 And say she uttereth piercing eloquence:
  249. 981 If she do bid me pack, I'll give her thanks,
  250. 982 As though she bid me stay by her a week:
  251. 983 If she deny to wed, I'll crave the day
  252. 984 When I shall ask the banns, and when be married.
  253. 985 But here she comes; and now, Petruchio, speak.
  254. [Enter KATHERINA.]
  255. Petruchio
  256. 986 Good morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear.
  257. Katherina
  258. 987 Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing:
  259. 988 They call me Katherine that do talk of me.
  260. Petruchio
  261. 989 You lie, in faith, for you are call'd plain Kate,
  262. 990 And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst;
  263. 991 But, Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom,
  264. 992 Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate,
  265. 993 For dainties are all cates: and therefore, Kate,
  266. 994 Take this of me, Kate of my consolation;
  267. 995 Hearing thy mildness prais'd in every town,
  268. 996 Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded,—
  269. 997 Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs,—
  270. 998 Myself am mov'd to woo thee for my wife.
  271. Katherina
  272. 999 Mov'd! in good time: let him that mov'd you hither
  273. 1000 Remove you hence. I knew you at the first,
  274. 1001 You were a moveable.
  275. Petruchio
  276. 1002 Why, what's a moveable?
  277. Katherina
  278. 1003 A joint-stool.
  279. Petruchio
  280. 1004 Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.
  281. Katherina
  282. 1005 Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
  283. Petruchio
  284. 1006 Women are made to bear, and so are you.
  285. Katherina
  286. 1007 No such jade as bear you, if me you mean.
  287. Petruchio
  288. 1008 Alas! good Kate, I will not burden thee;
  289. 1009 For, knowing thee to be but young and light,—
  290. Katherina
  291. 1010 Too light for such a swain as you to catch;
  292. 1011 And yet as heavy as my weight should be.
  293. Petruchio
  294. 1012 Should be! should buz!
  295. Petruchio
  296. 1013 KATHERINA. Well ta'en, and like a buzzard.
  297. Petruchio
  298. 1014 O, slow-wing'd turtle! shall a buzzard take thee?
  299. Katherina
  300. 1015 Ay, for a turtle, as he takes a buzzard.
  301. Petruchio
  302. 1016 Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.
  303. Katherina
  304. 1017 If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
  305. Petruchio
  306. 1018 My remedy is, then, to pluck it out.
  307. Katherina
  308. 1019 Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies.
  309. Petruchio
  310. 1020 Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?
  311. 1021 In his tail.
  312. Katherina
  313. 1022 In his tongue.
  314. Katherina
  315. 1023 PETRUCHIO. Whose tongue?
  316. Katherina
  317. 1024 Yours, if you talk of tales; and so farewell.
  318. Petruchio
  319. 1025 What! with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again,
  320. 1026 Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
  321. Katherina
  322. 1027 That I'll try.
  323. [Striking him.]
  324. Petruchio
  325. 1028 I swear I'll cuff you if you strike again.
  326. Katherina
  327. 1029 So may you lose your arms:
  328. 1030 If you strike me, you are no gentleman;
  329. 1031 And if no gentleman, why then no arms.
  330. Petruchio
  331. 1032 A herald, Kate? O! put me in thy books.
  332. Katherina
  333. 1033 What is your crest? a coxcomb?
  334. Petruchio
  335. 1034 A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen.
  336. Katherina
  337. 1035 No cock of mine; you crow too like a craven.
  338. Petruchio
  339. 1036 Nay, come, Kate, come; you must not look so sour.
  340. Katherina
  341. 1037 It is my fashion when I see a crab.
  342. Petruchio
  343. 1038 Why, here's no crab, and therefore look not sour.
  344. Katherina
  345. 1039 There is, there is.
  346. Petruchio
  347. 1040 Then show it me.
  348. Katherina
  349. 1041 Had I a glass I would.
  350. Petruchio
  351. 1042 What, you mean my face?
  352. Katherina
  353. 1043 Well aim'd of such a young one.
  354. Petruchio
  355. 1044 Now, by Saint George, I am too young for you.
  356. Katherina
  357. 1045 Yet you are wither'd.
  358. Petruchio
  359. 1046 'Tis with cares.
  360. Katherina
  361. 1047 I care not.
  362. Petruchio
  363. 1048 Nay, hear you, Kate: in sooth, you 'scape not so.
  364. Katherina
  365. 1049 I chafe you, if I tarry; let me go.
  366. Petruchio
  367. 1050 No, not a whit; I find you passing gentle.
  368. 1051 'Twas told me you were rough, and coy, and sullen,
  369. 1052 And now I find report a very liar;
  370. 1053 For thou art pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous,
  371. 1054 But slow in speech, yet sweet as spring-time flowers.
  372. 1055 Thou canst not frown, thou canst not look askance,
  373. 1056 Nor bite the lip, as angry wenches will,
  374. 1057 Nor hast thou pleasure to be cross in talk;
  375. 1058 But thou with mildness entertain'st thy wooers;
  376. 1059 With gentle conference, soft and affable.
  377. 1060 Why does the world report that Kate doth limp?
  378. 1061 O sland'rous world! Kate like the hazel-twig
  379. 1062 Is straight and slender, and as brown in hue
  380. 1063 As hazel-nuts, and sweeter than the kernels.
  381. 1064 O! let me see thee walk: thou dost not halt.
  382. Katherina
  383. 1065 Go, fool, and whom thou keep'st command.
  384. Petruchio
  385. 1066 Did ever Dian so become a grove
  386. 1067 As Kate this chamber with her princely gait?
  387. 1068 O! be thou Dian, and let her be Kate,
  388. 1069 And then let Kate be chaste, and Dian sportful!
  389. Katherina
  390. 1070 Where did you study all this goodly speech?
  391. Petruchio
  392. 1071 It is extempore, from my mother-wit.
  393. Katherina
  394. 1072 A witty mother! witless else her son.
  395. Petruchio
  396. 1073 Am I not wise?
  397. Katherina
  398. 1074 Yes; keep you warm.
  399. Petruchio
  400. 1075 Marry, so I mean, sweet Katherine, in thy bed;
  401. 1076 And therefore, setting all this chat aside,
  402. 1077 Thus in plain terms: your father hath consented
  403. 1078 That you shall be my wife your dowry 'greed on;
  404. 1079 And will you, nill you, I will marry you.
  405. 1080 Now, Kate, I am a husband for your turn;
  406. 1081 For, by this light, whereby I see thy beauty,—
  407. 1082 Thy beauty that doth make me like thee well,—
  408. 1083 Thou must be married to no man but me;
  409. 1084 For I am he am born to tame you, Kate,
  410. 1085 And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate
  411. 1086 Conformable as other household Kates.
  412. 1087 Here comes your father. Never make denial;
  413. 1088 I must and will have Katherine to my wife.
  414. [Re-enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, and TRANIO.]
  415. Baptista
  416. 1089 Now, Signior Petruchio, how speed you with my daughter?
  417. Petruchio
  418. 1090 How but well, sir? how but well?
  419. 1091 It were impossible I should speed amiss.
  420. Baptista
  421. 1092 Why, how now, daughter Katherine, in your dumps?
  422. Katherina
  423. 1093 Call you me daughter? Now I promise you
  424. 1094 You have show'd a tender fatherly regard
  425. 1095 To wish me wed to one half lunatic,
  426. 1096 A mad-cap ruffian and a swearing Jack,
  427. 1097 That thinks with oaths to face the matter out.
  428. Petruchio
  429. 1098 Father, 'tis thus: yourself and all the world
  430. 1099 That talk'd of her have talk'd amiss of her:
  431. 1100 If she be curst, it is for policy,
  432. 1101 For she's not froward, but modest as the dove;
  433. 1102 She is not hot, but temperate as the morn;
  434. 1103 For patience she will prove a second Grissel,
  435. 1104 And Roman Lucrece for her chastity;
  436. 1105 And to conclude, we have 'greed so well together
  437. 1106 That upon Sunday is the wedding-day.
  438. Katherina
  439. 1107 I'll see thee hang'd on Sunday first.
  440. Gremio
  441. 1108 Hark, Petruchio; she says she'll see thee hang'd first.
  442. Tranio
  443. 1109 Is this your speeding? Nay, then good-night our part!
  444. Petruchio
  445. 1110 Be patient, gentlemen. I choose her for myself;
  446. 1111 If she and I be pleas'd, what's that to you?
  447. 1112 'Tis bargain'd 'twixt us twain, being alone,
  448. 1113 That she shall still be curst in company.
  449. 1114 I tell you, 'tis incredible to believe
  450. 1115 How much she loves me: O! the kindest Kate
  451. 1116 She hung about my neck, and kiss on kiss
  452. 1117 She vied so fast, protesting oath on oath,
  453. 1118 That in a twink she won me to her love.
  454. 1119 O! you are novices: 'tis a world to see,
  455. 1120 How tame, when men and women are alone,
  456. 1121 A meacock wretch can make the curstest shrew.
  457. 1122 Give me thy hand, Kate; I will unto Venice,
  458. 1123 To buy apparel 'gainst the wedding-day.
  459. 1124 Provide the feast, father, and bid the guests;
  460. 1125 I will be sure my Katherine shall be fine.
  461. Baptista
  462. 1126 I know not what to say; but give me your hands.
  463. 1127 God send you joy, Petruchio! 'Tis a match.
  464. Baptista
  465. 1128 GREMIO, TRANIO.
  466. 1129 Amen, say we; we will be witnesses.
  467. Petruchio
  468. 1130 Father, and wife, and gentlemen, adieu.
  469. 1131 I will to Venice; Sunday comes apace;
  470. 1132 We will have rings and things, and fine array;
  471. 1133 And kiss me, Kate; we will be married o' Sunday.
  472. [Exeunt PETRUCHIO and KATHERINA, severally.]
  473. Gremio
  474. 1134 Was ever match clapp'd up so suddenly?
  475. Baptista
  476. 1135 Faith, gentlemen, now I play a merchant's part,
  477. 1136 And venture madly on a desperate mart.
  478. Tranio
  479. 1137 'Twas a commodity lay fretting by you;
  480. 1138 'Twill bring you gain, or perish on the seas.
  481. Baptista
  482. 1139 The gain I seek is, quiet in the match.
  483. Gremio
  484. 1140 No doubt but he hath got a quiet catch.
  485. 1141 But now, Baptista, to your younger daughter:
  486. 1142 Now is the day we long have looked for;
  487. 1143 I am your neighbour, and was suitor first.
  488. Tranio
  489. 1144 And I am one that love Bianca more
  490. 1145 Than words can witness or your thoughts can guess.
  491. Gremio
  492. 1146 Youngling, thou canst not love so dear as I.
  493. Tranio
  494. 1147 Greybeard, thy love doth freeze.
  495. Gremio
  496. 1148 But thine doth fry.
  497. 1149 Skipper, stand back; 'tis age that nourisheth.
  498. Tranio
  499. 1150 But youth in ladies' eyes that flourisheth.
  500. Baptista
  501. 1151 Content you, gentlemen; I'll compound this strife:
  502. 1152 'Tis deeds must win the prize, and he of both
  503. 1153 That can assure my daughter greatest dower
  504. 1154 Shall have my Bianca's love.
  505. 1155 Say, Signior Gremio, what can you assure her?
  506. Gremio
  507. 1156 First, as you know, my house within the city
  508. 1157 Is richly furnished with plate and gold:
  509. 1158 Basins and ewers to lave her dainty hands;
  510. 1159 My hangings all of Tyrian tapestry;
  511. 1160 In ivory coffers I have stuff'd my crowns;
  512. 1161 In cypress chests my arras counterpoints,
  513. 1162 Costly apparel, tents, and canopies,
  514. 1163 Fine linen, Turkey cushions boss'd with pearl,
  515. 1164 Valance of Venice gold in needle-work;
  516. 1165 Pewter and brass, and all things that belong
  517. 1166 To house or housekeeping: then, at my farm
  518. 1167 I have a hundred milch-kine to the pail,
  519. 1168 Six score fat oxen standing in my stalls,
  520. 1169 And all things answerable to this portion.
  521. 1170 Myself am struck in years, I must confess;
  522. 1171 And if I die to-morrow this is hers,
  523. 1172 If whilst I live she will be only mine.
  524. Tranio
  525. 1173 That 'only' came well in. Sir, list to me:
  526. 1174 I am my father's heir and only son;
  527. 1175 If I may have your daughter to my wife,
  528. 1176 I'll leave her houses three or four as good
  529. 1177 Within rich Pisa's walls as any one
  530. 1178 Old Signior Gremio has in Padua;
  531. 1179 Besides two thousand ducats by the year
  532. 1180 Of fruitful land, all which shall be her jointure.
  533. 1181 What, have I pinch'd you, Signior Gremio?
  534. Gremio
  535. 1182 Two thousand ducats by the year of land!
  536. 1183 My land amounts not to so much in all:
  537. 1184 That she shall have, besides an argosy
  538. 1185 That now is lying in Marseilles' road.
  539. 1186 What, have I chok'd you with an argosy?
  540. Tranio
  541. 1187 Gremio, 'tis known my father hath no less
  542. 1188 Than three great argosies, besides two galliasses,
  543. 1189 And twelve tight galleys; these I will assure her,
  544. 1190 And twice as much, whate'er thou offer'st next.
  545. Gremio
  546. 1191 Nay, I have offer'd all; I have no more;
  547. 1192 And she can have no more than all I have;
  548. 1193 If you like me, she shall have me and mine.
  549. Tranio
  550. 1194 Why, then the maid is mine from all the world,
  551. 1195 By your firm promise; Gremio is out-vied.
  552. Baptista
  553. 1196 I must confess your offer is the best;
  554. 1197 And let your father make her the assurance,
  555. 1198 She is your own; else, you must pardon me;
  556. 1199 If you should die before him, where's her dower?
  557. Tranio
  558. 1200 That's but a cavil; he is old, I young.
  559. Gremio
  560. 1201 And may not young men die as well as old?
  561. Baptista
  562. 1202 Well, gentlemen,
  563. 1203 I am thus resolv'd. On Sunday next, you know,
  564. 1204 My daughter Katherine is to be married;
  565. 1205 Now, on the Sunday following, shall Bianca
  566. 1206 Be bride to you, if you make this assurance;
  567. 1207 If not, to Signior Gremio.
  568. 1208 And so I take my leave, and thank you both.
  569. Gremio
  570. 1209 Adieu, good neighbour.
  571. [Exit BAPTISTA.]
  572. Gremio
  573. 1210 Now, I fear thee not:
  574. 1211 Sirrah young gamester, your father were a fool
  575. 1212 To give thee all, and in his waning age
  576. 1213 Set foot under thy table. Tut! a toy!
  577. 1214 An old Italian fox is not so kind, my boy.
  578. [Exit.]
  579. Tranio
  580. 1215 A vengeance on your crafty wither'd hide!
  581. 1216 Yet I have fac'd it with a card of ten.
  582. 1217 'Tis in my head to do my master good:
  583. 1218 I see no reason but suppos'd Lucentio
  584. 1219 Must get a father, call'd 'suppos'd Vincentio';
  585. 1220 And that's a wonder: fathers commonly
  586. 1221 Do get their children; but in this case of wooing
  587. 1222 A child shall get a sire, if I fail not of my cunning.
  588. [Exit.]