Act 2, Scene 1
Padua. A room in BAPTISTA'S house.
- [Enter KATHERINA and BIANCA.]
- Bianca
- 806 Good sister, wrong me not, nor wrong yourself,
- 807 To make a bondmaid and a slave of me;
- 808 That I disdain; but for these other gawds,
- 809 Unbind my hands, I'll pull them off myself,
- 810 Yea, all my raiment, to my petticoat;
- 811 Or what you will command me will I do,
- 812 So well I know my duty to my elders.
- Katherina
- 813 Of all thy suitors here I charge thee tell
- 814 Whom thou lov'st best: see thou dissemble not.
- Bianca
- 815 Believe me, sister, of all the men alive
- 816 I never yet beheld that special face
- 817 Which I could fancy more than any other.
- Katherina
- 818 Minion, thou liest. Is't not Hortensio?
- Bianca
- 819 If you affect him, sister, here I swear
- 820 I'll plead for you myself but you shall have him.
- Katherina
- 821 O! then, belike, you fancy riches more:
- 822 You will have Gremio to keep you fair.
- Bianca
- 823 Is it for him you do envy me so?
- 824 Nay, then you jest; and now I well perceive
- 825 You have but jested with me all this while:
- 826 I prithee, sister Kate, untie my hands.
- Katherina
- 827 If that be jest, then an the rest was so.
- [Strikes her.]
- [Enter BAPTISTA.]
- Baptista
- 828 Why, how now, dame! Whence grows this insolence?
- 829 Bianca, stand aside. Poor girl! she weeps.
- 830 Go ply thy needle; meddle not with her.
- 831 For shame, thou hilding of a devilish spirit,
- 832 Why dost thou wrong her that did ne'er wrong thee?
- 833 When did she cross thee with a bitter word?
- Katherina
- 834 Her silence flouts me, and I'll be reveng'd.
- [Flies after BIANCA.]
- Baptista
- 835 What! in my sight? Bianca, get thee in.
- [Exit BIANCA.]
- Katherina
- 836 What! will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see
- 837 She is your treasure, she must have a husband;
- 838 I must dance bare-foot on her wedding-day,
- 839 And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell.
- 840 Talk not to me: I will go sit and weep
- 841 Till I can find occasion of revenge.
- [Exit.]
- Katherina
- 842 BAPTISTA. Was ever gentleman thus griev'd as I?
- 843 But who comes here?
- [Enter GREMIO, with LUCENTIO in the habit of a mean man; PETRUCHIO, with HORTENSIO as a musician; and TRANIO, with BIONDELLO bearing a lute and books.]
- Gremio
- 844 Good morrow, neighbour Baptista.
- Baptista
- 845 Good morrow, neighbour Gremio. God save you, gentlemen!
- Petruchio
- 846 And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a daughter
- 847 Call'd Katherina, fair and virtuous?
- Baptista
- 848 I have a daughter, sir, call'd Katherina.
- Gremio
- 849 You are too blunt: go to it orderly.
- Petruchio
- 850 You wrong me, Signior Gremio: give me leave.
- 851 I am a gentleman of Verona, sir,
- 852 That, hearing of her beauty and her wit,
- 853 Her affability and bashful modesty,
- 854 Her wondrous qualities and mild behaviour,
- 855 Am bold to show myself a forward guest
- 856 Within your house, to make mine eye the witness
- 857 Of that report which I so oft have heard.
- 858 And, for an entrance to my entertainment,
- 859 I do present you with a man of mine,
- [Presenting HORTENSIO.]
- Petruchio
- 860 Cunning in music and the mathematics,
- 861 To instruct her fully in those sciences,
- 862 Whereof I know she is not ignorant.
- 863 Accept of him, or else you do me wrong:
- 864 His name is Licio, born in Mantua.
- Baptista
- 865 You're welcome, sir, and he for your good sake;
- 866 But for my daughter Katherine, this I know,
- 867 She is not for your turn, the more my grief.
- Petruchio
- 868 I see you do not mean to part with her;
- 869 Or else you like not of my company.
- Baptista
- 870 Mistake me not; I speak but as I find.
- 871 Whence are you, sir? What may I call your name?
- Petruchio
- 872 Petruchio is my name, Antonio's son;
- 873 A man well known throughout all Italy.
- Baptista
- 874 I know him well: you are welcome for his sake.
- Gremio
- 875 Saving your tale, Petruchio, I pray,
- 876 Let us, that are poor petitioners, speak too.
- 877 Backare! you are marvellous forward.
- Petruchio
- 878 O, pardon me, Signior Gremio; I would fain be doing.
- Gremio
- 879 I doubt it not, sir; but you will curse your wooing.
- 880 Neighbour, this is a gift very grateful, I am sure of it. To
- 881 express the like kindness, myself, that have been more kindly
- 882 beholding to you than any, freely give unto you this young
- 883 scholar,
- [Presenting LUCENTIO.]
- Gremio
- 884 that has been long studying at Rheims; as cunning in Greek,
- 885 Latin, and other languages, as the other in music and
- 886 mathematics. His name is Cambio; pray accept his service.
- Baptista
- 887 A thousand thanks, Signior Gremio; welcome, good Cambio.—
- [To TRANIO.]
- Baptista
- 888 But, gentle sir, methinks you walk like a stranger: may
- 889 I be so bold to know the cause of your coming?
- Tranio
- 890 Pardon me, sir, the boldness is mine own,
- 891 That, being a stranger in this city here,
- 892 Do make myself a suitor to your daughter,
- 893 Unto Bianca, fair and virtuous.
- 894 Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me,
- 895 In the preferment of the eldest sister.
- 896 This liberty is all that I request,
- 897 That, upon knowledge of my parentage,
- 898 I may have welcome 'mongst the rest that woo,
- 899 And free access and favour as the rest:
- 900 And, toward the education of your daughters,
- 901 I here bestow a simple instrument,
- 902 And this small packet of Greek and Latin books:
- 903 If you accept them, then their worth is great.
- Baptista
- 904 Lucentio is your name, of whence, I pray?
- Tranio
- 905 Of Pisa, sir; son to Vincentio.
- Baptista
- 906 A mighty man of Pisa: by report
- 907 I know him well: you are very welcome, sir.
- [To HORTENSIO.]
- Baptista
- 908 Take you the lute,
- [To LUCENTIO.]
- Baptista
- 909 and you the set of books;
- 910 You shall go see your pupils presently.
- 911 Holla, within!
- [Enter a SERVANT.]
- Baptista
- 912 Sirrah, lead these gentlemen
- 913 To my two daughters, and tell them both
- 914 These are their tutors: bid them use them well.
- [Exit SERVANT, with HORTENSIO, LUCENTIO, and BIONDELLO.]
- Baptista
- 915 We will go walk a little in the orchard,
- 916 And then to dinner. You are passing welcome,
- 917 And so I pray you all to think yourselves.
- Petruchio
- 918 Signior Baptista, my business asketh haste,
- 919 And every day I cannot come to woo.
- 920 You knew my father well, and in him me,
- 921 Left solely heir to all his lands and goods,
- 922 Which I have bettered rather than decreas'd:
- 923 Then tell me, if I get your daughter's love,
- 924 What dowry shall I have with her to wife?
- Baptista
- 925 After my death, the one half of my lands,
- 926 And in possession twenty thousand crowns.
- Petruchio
- 927 And, for that dowry, I'll assure her of
- 928 Her widowhood, be it that she survive me,
- 929 In all my lands and leases whatsoever.
- 930 Let specialities be therefore drawn between us,
- 931 That covenants may be kept on either hand.
- Baptista
- 932 Ay, when the special thing is well obtain'd,
- 933 That is, her love; for that is all in all.
- Petruchio
- 934 Why, that is nothing; for I tell you, father,
- 935 I am as peremptory as she proud-minded;
- 936 And where two raging fires meet together,
- 937 They do consume the thing that feeds their fury:
- 938 Though little fire grows great with little wind,
- 939 Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all;
- 940 So I to her, and so she yields to me;
- 941 For I am rough and woo not like a babe.
- Baptista
- 942 Well mayst thou woo, and happy be thy speed!
- 943 But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words.
- Petruchio
- 944 Ay, to the proof, as mountains are for winds,
- 945 That shake not though they blow perpetually.
- [Re-enter HORTENSIO, with his head broke.]
- Baptista
- 946 How now, my friend! Why dost thou look so pale?
- Hortensio
- 947 For fear, I promise you, if I look pale.
- Baptista
- 948 What, will my daughter prove a good musician?
- Hortensio
- 949 I think she'll sooner prove a soldier:
- 950 Iron may hold with her, but never lutes.
- Baptista
- 951 Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute?
- Hortensio
- 952 Why, no; for she hath broke the lute to me.
- 953 I did but tell her she mistook her frets,
- 954 And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering;
- 955 When, with a most impatient devilish spirit,
- 956 'Frets, call you these?' quoth she 'I'll fume with them';
- 957 And with that word she struck me on the head,
- 958 And through the instrument my pate made way;
- 959 And there I stood amazed for a while,
- 960 As on a pillory, looking through the lute;
- 961 While she did call me rascal fiddler,
- 962 And twangling Jack, with twenty such vile terms,
- 963 As she had studied to misuse me so.
- Petruchio
- 964 Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench!
- 965 I love her ten times more than e'er I did:
- 966 O! how I long to have some chat with her!
- [To HORTENSIO.]
- Baptista
- 967 Well, go with me, and be not so discomfited;
- 968 Proceed in practice with my younger daughter;
- 969 She's apt to learn, and thankful for good turns.
- 970 Signior Petruchio, will you go with us,
- 971 Or shall I send my daughter Kate to you?
- Petruchio
- 972 I pray you do. I will attend her here.
- [Exeunt BAPTISTA, GREMIO, TRANIO, and HORTENSIO.]
- Petruchio
- 973 And woo her with some spirit when she comes.
- 974 Say that she rail; why, then I'll tell her plain
- 975 She sings as sweetly as a nightingale:
- 976 Say that she frown; I'll say she looks as clear
- 977 As morning roses newly wash'd with dew:
- 978 Say she be mute, and will not speak a word;
- 979 Then I'll commend her volubility,
- 980 And say she uttereth piercing eloquence:
- 981 If she do bid me pack, I'll give her thanks,
- 982 As though she bid me stay by her a week:
- 983 If she deny to wed, I'll crave the day
- 984 When I shall ask the banns, and when be married.
- 985 But here she comes; and now, Petruchio, speak.
- [Enter KATHERINA.]
- Petruchio
- 986 Good morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear.
- Katherina
- 987 Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing:
- 988 They call me Katherine that do talk of me.
- Petruchio
- 989 You lie, in faith, for you are call'd plain Kate,
- 990 And bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the curst;
- 991 But, Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom,
- 992 Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate,
- 993 For dainties are all cates: and therefore, Kate,
- 994 Take this of me, Kate of my consolation;
- 995 Hearing thy mildness prais'd in every town,
- 996 Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded,—
- 997 Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs,—
- 998 Myself am mov'd to woo thee for my wife.
- Katherina
- 999 Mov'd! in good time: let him that mov'd you hither
- 1000 Remove you hence. I knew you at the first,
- 1001 You were a moveable.
- Petruchio
- 1002 Why, what's a moveable?
- Katherina
- 1003 A joint-stool.
- Petruchio
- 1004 Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.
- Katherina
- 1005 Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
- Petruchio
- 1006 Women are made to bear, and so are you.
- Katherina
- 1007 No such jade as bear you, if me you mean.
- Petruchio
- 1008 Alas! good Kate, I will not burden thee;
- 1009 For, knowing thee to be but young and light,—
- Katherina
- 1010 Too light for such a swain as you to catch;
- 1011 And yet as heavy as my weight should be.
- Petruchio
- 1012 Should be! should buz!
- Petruchio
- 1013 KATHERINA. Well ta'en, and like a buzzard.
- Petruchio
- 1014 O, slow-wing'd turtle! shall a buzzard take thee?
- Katherina
- 1015 Ay, for a turtle, as he takes a buzzard.
- Petruchio
- 1016 Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.
- Katherina
- 1017 If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
- Petruchio
- 1018 My remedy is, then, to pluck it out.
- Katherina
- 1019 Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies.
- Petruchio
- 1020 Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?
- 1021 In his tail.
- Katherina
- 1022 In his tongue.
- Katherina
- 1023 PETRUCHIO. Whose tongue?
- Katherina
- 1024 Yours, if you talk of tales; and so farewell.
- Petruchio
- 1025 What! with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again,
- 1026 Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
- Katherina
- 1027 That I'll try.
- [Striking him.]
- Petruchio
- 1028 I swear I'll cuff you if you strike again.
- Katherina
- 1029 So may you lose your arms:
- 1030 If you strike me, you are no gentleman;
- 1031 And if no gentleman, why then no arms.
- Petruchio
- 1032 A herald, Kate? O! put me in thy books.
- Katherina
- 1033 What is your crest? a coxcomb?
- Petruchio
- 1034 A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen.
- Katherina
- 1035 No cock of mine; you crow too like a craven.
- Petruchio
- 1036 Nay, come, Kate, come; you must not look so sour.
- Katherina
- 1037 It is my fashion when I see a crab.
- Petruchio
- 1038 Why, here's no crab, and therefore look not sour.
- Katherina
- 1039 There is, there is.
- Petruchio
- 1040 Then show it me.
- Katherina
- 1041 Had I a glass I would.
- Petruchio
- 1042 What, you mean my face?
- Katherina
- 1043 Well aim'd of such a young one.
- Petruchio
- 1044 Now, by Saint George, I am too young for you.
- Katherina
- 1045 Yet you are wither'd.
- Petruchio
- 1046 'Tis with cares.
- Katherina
- 1047 I care not.
- Petruchio
- 1048 Nay, hear you, Kate: in sooth, you 'scape not so.
- Katherina
- 1049 I chafe you, if I tarry; let me go.
- Petruchio
- 1050 No, not a whit; I find you passing gentle.
- 1051 'Twas told me you were rough, and coy, and sullen,
- 1052 And now I find report a very liar;
- 1053 For thou art pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous,
- 1054 But slow in speech, yet sweet as spring-time flowers.
- 1055 Thou canst not frown, thou canst not look askance,
- 1056 Nor bite the lip, as angry wenches will,
- 1057 Nor hast thou pleasure to be cross in talk;
- 1058 But thou with mildness entertain'st thy wooers;
- 1059 With gentle conference, soft and affable.
- 1060 Why does the world report that Kate doth limp?
- 1061 O sland'rous world! Kate like the hazel-twig
- 1062 Is straight and slender, and as brown in hue
- 1063 As hazel-nuts, and sweeter than the kernels.
- 1064 O! let me see thee walk: thou dost not halt.
- Katherina
- 1065 Go, fool, and whom thou keep'st command.
- Petruchio
- 1066 Did ever Dian so become a grove
- 1067 As Kate this chamber with her princely gait?
- 1068 O! be thou Dian, and let her be Kate,
- 1069 And then let Kate be chaste, and Dian sportful!
- Katherina
- 1070 Where did you study all this goodly speech?
- Petruchio
- 1071 It is extempore, from my mother-wit.
- Katherina
- 1072 A witty mother! witless else her son.
- Petruchio
- 1073 Am I not wise?
- Katherina
- 1074 Yes; keep you warm.
- Petruchio
- 1075 Marry, so I mean, sweet Katherine, in thy bed;
- 1076 And therefore, setting all this chat aside,
- 1077 Thus in plain terms: your father hath consented
- 1078 That you shall be my wife your dowry 'greed on;
- 1079 And will you, nill you, I will marry you.
- 1080 Now, Kate, I am a husband for your turn;
- 1081 For, by this light, whereby I see thy beauty,—
- 1082 Thy beauty that doth make me like thee well,—
- 1083 Thou must be married to no man but me;
- 1084 For I am he am born to tame you, Kate,
- 1085 And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate
- 1086 Conformable as other household Kates.
- 1087 Here comes your father. Never make denial;
- 1088 I must and will have Katherine to my wife.
- [Re-enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, and TRANIO.]
- Baptista
- 1089 Now, Signior Petruchio, how speed you with my daughter?
- Petruchio
- 1090 How but well, sir? how but well?
- 1091 It were impossible I should speed amiss.
- Baptista
- 1092 Why, how now, daughter Katherine, in your dumps?
- Katherina
- 1093 Call you me daughter? Now I promise you
- 1094 You have show'd a tender fatherly regard
- 1095 To wish me wed to one half lunatic,
- 1096 A mad-cap ruffian and a swearing Jack,
- 1097 That thinks with oaths to face the matter out.
- Petruchio
- 1098 Father, 'tis thus: yourself and all the world
- 1099 That talk'd of her have talk'd amiss of her:
- 1100 If she be curst, it is for policy,
- 1101 For she's not froward, but modest as the dove;
- 1102 She is not hot, but temperate as the morn;
- 1103 For patience she will prove a second Grissel,
- 1104 And Roman Lucrece for her chastity;
- 1105 And to conclude, we have 'greed so well together
- 1106 That upon Sunday is the wedding-day.
- Katherina
- 1107 I'll see thee hang'd on Sunday first.
- Gremio
- 1108 Hark, Petruchio; she says she'll see thee hang'd first.
- Tranio
- 1109 Is this your speeding? Nay, then good-night our part!
- Petruchio
- 1110 Be patient, gentlemen. I choose her for myself;
- 1111 If she and I be pleas'd, what's that to you?
- 1112 'Tis bargain'd 'twixt us twain, being alone,
- 1113 That she shall still be curst in company.
- 1114 I tell you, 'tis incredible to believe
- 1115 How much she loves me: O! the kindest Kate
- 1116 She hung about my neck, and kiss on kiss
- 1117 She vied so fast, protesting oath on oath,
- 1118 That in a twink she won me to her love.
- 1119 O! you are novices: 'tis a world to see,
- 1120 How tame, when men and women are alone,
- 1121 A meacock wretch can make the curstest shrew.
- 1122 Give me thy hand, Kate; I will unto Venice,
- 1123 To buy apparel 'gainst the wedding-day.
- 1124 Provide the feast, father, and bid the guests;
- 1125 I will be sure my Katherine shall be fine.
- Baptista
- 1126 I know not what to say; but give me your hands.
- 1127 God send you joy, Petruchio! 'Tis a match.
- Baptista
- 1128 GREMIO, TRANIO.
- 1129 Amen, say we; we will be witnesses.
- Petruchio
- 1130 Father, and wife, and gentlemen, adieu.
- 1131 I will to Venice; Sunday comes apace;
- 1132 We will have rings and things, and fine array;
- 1133 And kiss me, Kate; we will be married o' Sunday.
- [Exeunt PETRUCHIO and KATHERINA, severally.]
- Gremio
- 1134 Was ever match clapp'd up so suddenly?
- Baptista
- 1135 Faith, gentlemen, now I play a merchant's part,
- 1136 And venture madly on a desperate mart.
- Tranio
- 1137 'Twas a commodity lay fretting by you;
- 1138 'Twill bring you gain, or perish on the seas.
- Baptista
- 1139 The gain I seek is, quiet in the match.
- Gremio
- 1140 No doubt but he hath got a quiet catch.
- 1141 But now, Baptista, to your younger daughter:
- 1142 Now is the day we long have looked for;
- 1143 I am your neighbour, and was suitor first.
- Tranio
- 1144 And I am one that love Bianca more
- 1145 Than words can witness or your thoughts can guess.
- Gremio
- 1146 Youngling, thou canst not love so dear as I.
- Tranio
- 1147 Greybeard, thy love doth freeze.
- Gremio
- 1148 But thine doth fry.
- 1149 Skipper, stand back; 'tis age that nourisheth.
- Tranio
- 1150 But youth in ladies' eyes that flourisheth.
- Baptista
- 1151 Content you, gentlemen; I'll compound this strife:
- 1152 'Tis deeds must win the prize, and he of both
- 1153 That can assure my daughter greatest dower
- 1154 Shall have my Bianca's love.
- 1155 Say, Signior Gremio, what can you assure her?
- Gremio
- 1156 First, as you know, my house within the city
- 1157 Is richly furnished with plate and gold:
- 1158 Basins and ewers to lave her dainty hands;
- 1159 My hangings all of Tyrian tapestry;
- 1160 In ivory coffers I have stuff'd my crowns;
- 1161 In cypress chests my arras counterpoints,
- 1162 Costly apparel, tents, and canopies,
- 1163 Fine linen, Turkey cushions boss'd with pearl,
- 1164 Valance of Venice gold in needle-work;
- 1165 Pewter and brass, and all things that belong
- 1166 To house or housekeeping: then, at my farm
- 1167 I have a hundred milch-kine to the pail,
- 1168 Six score fat oxen standing in my stalls,
- 1169 And all things answerable to this portion.
- 1170 Myself am struck in years, I must confess;
- 1171 And if I die to-morrow this is hers,
- 1172 If whilst I live she will be only mine.
- Tranio
- 1173 That 'only' came well in. Sir, list to me:
- 1174 I am my father's heir and only son;
- 1175 If I may have your daughter to my wife,
- 1176 I'll leave her houses three or four as good
- 1177 Within rich Pisa's walls as any one
- 1178 Old Signior Gremio has in Padua;
- 1179 Besides two thousand ducats by the year
- 1180 Of fruitful land, all which shall be her jointure.
- 1181 What, have I pinch'd you, Signior Gremio?
- Gremio
- 1182 Two thousand ducats by the year of land!
- 1183 My land amounts not to so much in all:
- 1184 That she shall have, besides an argosy
- 1185 That now is lying in Marseilles' road.
- 1186 What, have I chok'd you with an argosy?
- Tranio
- 1187 Gremio, 'tis known my father hath no less
- 1188 Than three great argosies, besides two galliasses,
- 1189 And twelve tight galleys; these I will assure her,
- 1190 And twice as much, whate'er thou offer'st next.
- Gremio
- 1191 Nay, I have offer'd all; I have no more;
- 1192 And she can have no more than all I have;
- 1193 If you like me, she shall have me and mine.
- Tranio
- 1194 Why, then the maid is mine from all the world,
- 1195 By your firm promise; Gremio is out-vied.
- Baptista
- 1196 I must confess your offer is the best;
- 1197 And let your father make her the assurance,
- 1198 She is your own; else, you must pardon me;
- 1199 If you should die before him, where's her dower?
- Tranio
- 1200 That's but a cavil; he is old, I young.
- Gremio
- 1201 And may not young men die as well as old?
- Baptista
- 1202 Well, gentlemen,
- 1203 I am thus resolv'd. On Sunday next, you know,
- 1204 My daughter Katherine is to be married;
- 1205 Now, on the Sunday following, shall Bianca
- 1206 Be bride to you, if you make this assurance;
- 1207 If not, to Signior Gremio.
- 1208 And so I take my leave, and thank you both.
- Gremio
- 1209 Adieu, good neighbour.
- [Exit BAPTISTA.]
- Gremio
- 1210 Now, I fear thee not:
- 1211 Sirrah young gamester, your father were a fool
- 1212 To give thee all, and in his waning age
- 1213 Set foot under thy table. Tut! a toy!
- 1214 An old Italian fox is not so kind, my boy.
- [Exit.]
- Tranio
- 1215 A vengeance on your crafty wither'd hide!
- 1216 Yet I have fac'd it with a card of ten.
- 1217 'Tis in my head to do my master good:
- 1218 I see no reason but suppos'd Lucentio
- 1219 Must get a father, call'd 'suppos'd Vincentio';
- 1220 And that's a wonder: fathers commonly
- 1221 Do get their children; but in this case of wooing
- 1222 A child shall get a sire, if I fail not of my cunning.
- [Exit.]