Act 5, Scene 2
The Grecian camp. Before CALCHAS' tent
- [Enter DIOMEDES.]
- Diomedes
- 2834 What, are you up here, ho! Speak.
- [Within.]
- Calchas
- 2835 Who calls?
- Diomedes
- 2836 Diomed. Calchas, I think. Where's your daughter?
- [Within.]
- Calchas
- 2837 She comes to you.
- [Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance; after them THERSITES.]
- Ulysses
- 2838 Stand where the torch may not discover us.
- [Enter CRESSIDA.]
- Troilus
- 2839 Cressid comes forth to him.
- Diomedes
- 2840 How now, my charge!
- Cressida
- 2841 Now, my sweet guardian! Hark, a word with you.
- [Whispers.]
- Troilus
- 2842 Yea, so familiar!
- Ulysses
- 2843 She will sing any man at first sight.
- Thersites
- 2844 And any man may sing her, if he can take her cliff; she's noted.
- Diomedes
- 2845 Will you remember?
- Cressida
- 2846 Remember! Yes.
- Diomedes
- 2847 Nay, but do, then;
- 2848 And let your mind be coupled with your words.
- Troilus
- 2849 What should she remember?
- Ulysses
- 2850 List!
- Cressida
- 2851 Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
- Thersites
- 2852 Roguery!
- Diomedes
- 2853 Nay, then
- Cressida
- 2854 I'll tell you what—
- Diomedes
- 2855 Fo, fo! come, tell a pin; you are a forsworn.
- Cressida
- 2856 In faith, I cannot. What would you have me do?
- Thersites
- 2857 A juggling trick, to be secretly open.
- Diomedes
- 2858 What did you swear you would bestow on me?
- Cressida
- 2859 I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath;
- 2860 Bid me do anything but that, sweet Greek.
- Diomedes
- 2861 Good night.
- Troilus
- 2862 Hold, patience!
- Ulysses
- 2863 How now, Trojan!
- Cressida
- 2864 Diomed!
- Diomedes
- 2865 No, no, good night; I'll be your fool no more.
- Troilus
- 2866 Thy better must.
- Cressida
- 2867 Hark! one word in your ear.
- Troilus
- 2868 O plague and madness!
- Ulysses
- 2869 You are moved, Prince; let us depart, I pray you,
- 2870 Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
- 2871 To wrathful terms. This place is dangerous;
- 2872 The time right deadly; I beseech you, go.
- Troilus
- 2873 Behold, I pray you.
- Ulysses
- 2874 Nay, good my lord, go off;
- 2875 You flow to great distraction; come, my lord.
- Troilus
- 2876 I pray thee stay.
- Ulysses
- 2877 You have not patience; come.
- Troilus
- 2878 I pray you, stay; by hell and all hell's torments,
- 2879 I will not speak a word.
- Diomedes
- 2880 And so, good night.
- Cressida
- 2881 Nay, but you part in anger.
- Troilus
- 2882 Doth that grieve thee? O withered truth!
- Ulysses
- 2883 How now, my lord?
- Troilus
- 2884 By Jove, I will be patient.
- Cressida
- 2885 Guardian! Why, Greek!
- Diomedes
- 2886 Fo, fo! adieu! you palter.
- Cressida
- 2887 In faith, I do not. Come hither once again.
- Ulysses
- 2888 You shake, my lord, at something; will you go?
- 2889 You will break out.
- Troilus
- 2890 She strokes his cheek.
- Ulysses
- 2891 Come, come.
- Troilus
- 2892 Nay, stay; by Jove, I will not speak a word:
- 2893 There is between my will and all offences
- 2894 A guard of patience. Stay a little while.
- Thersites
- 2895 How the devil Luxury, with his fat rump and potato
- 2896 finger, tickles these together! Fry, lechery, fry!
- Diomedes
- 2897 But will you, then?
- Cressida
- 2898 In faith, I will, la; never trust me else.
- Diomedes
- 2899 Give me some token for the surety of it.
- Cressida
- 2900 I'll fetch you one.
- [Exit.]
- Ulysses
- 2901 You have sworn patience.
- Troilus
- 2902 Fear me not, my lord;
- 2903 I will not be myself, nor have cognition
- 2904 Of what I feel. I am all patience.
- [Re-enter CRESSIDA.]
- Thersites
- 2905 Now the pledge; now, now, now!
- Cressida
- 2906 Here, Diomed, keep this sleeve.
- Troilus
- 2907 O beauty! where is thy faith?
- Ulysses
- 2908 My lord!
- Troilus
- 2909 I will be patient; outwardly I will.
- Cressida
- 2910 You look upon that sleeve; behold it well.
- 2911 He lov'd me O false wench! Give't me again.
- Diomedes
- 2912 Whose was't?
- Cressida
- 2913 It is no matter, now I have't again.
- 2914 I will not meet with you to-morrow night.
- 2915 I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
- Thersites
- 2916 Now she sharpens. Well said, whetstone.
- Diomedes
- 2917 I shall have it.
- Cressida
- 2918 What, this?
- Diomedes
- 2919 Ay, that.
- Cressida
- 2920 O all you gods! O pretty, pretty pledge!
- 2921 Thy master now lies thinking on his bed
- 2922 Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
- 2923 And gives memorial dainty kisses to it,
- 2924 As I kiss thee. Nay, do not snatch it from me;
- 2925 He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
- Diomedes
- 2926 I had your heart before; this follows it.
- Troilus
- 2927 I did swear patience.
- Cressida
- 2928 You shall not have it, Diomed; faith, you shall not;
- 2929 I'll give you something else.
- Diomedes
- 2930 I will have this. Whose was it?
- Cressida
- 2931 It is no matter.
- Diomedes
- 2932 Come, tell me whose it was.
- Cressida
- 2933 'Twas one's that lov'd me better than you will.
- 2934 But, now you have it, take it.
- Diomedes
- 2935 Whose was it?
- Cressida
- 2936 By all Diana's waiting women yond,
- 2937 And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
- Diomedes
- 2938 To-morrow will I wear it on my helm,
- 2939 And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
- Troilus
- 2940 Wert thou the devil and wor'st it on thy horn,
- 2941 It should be challeng'd.
- Cressida
- 2942 Well, well, 'tis done, 'tis past; and yet it is not;
- 2943 I will not keep my word.
- Diomedes
- 2944 Why, then farewell;
- 2945 Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
- Cressida
- 2946 You shall not go. One cannot speak a word
- 2947 But it straight starts you.
- Diomedes
- 2948 I do not like this fooling.
- Thersites
- 2949 Nor I, by Pluto; but that that likes not you
- 2950 Pleases me best.
- Diomedes
- 2951 What, shall I come? The hour?
- Cressida
- 2952 Ay, come-O Jove! Do come. I shall be plagu'd.
- Diomedes
- 2953 Farewell till then.
- Cressida
- 2954 Good night. I prithee come.
- [Exit DIOMEDES.]
- Cressida
- 2955 Troilus, farewell! One eye yet looks on thee;
- 2956 But with my heart the other eye doth see.
- 2957 Ah, poor our sex! this fault in us I find,
- 2958 The error of our eye directs our mind.
- 2959 What error leads must err; O, then conclude,
- 2960 Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude.
- [Exit.]
- Thersites
- 2961 A proof of strength she could not publish more,
- 2962 Unless she said 'My mind is now turn'd whore.'
- Ulysses
- 2963 All's done, my lord.
- Troilus
- 2964 It is.
- Ulysses
- 2965 Why stay we, then?
- Troilus
- 2966 To make a recordation to my soul
- 2967 Of every syllable that here was spoke.
- 2968 But if I tell how these two did co-act,
- 2969 Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
- 2970 Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
- 2971 An esperance so obstinately strong,
- 2972 That doth invert th' attest of eyes and ears;
- 2973 As if those organs had deceptious functions
- 2974 Created only to calumniate.
- 2975 Was Cressid here?
- Ulysses
- 2976 I cannot conjure, Trojan.
- Troilus
- 2977 She was not, sure.
- Ulysses
- 2978 Most sure she was.
- Troilus
- 2979 Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
- Ulysses
- 2980 Nor mine, my lord. Cressid was here but now.
- Troilus
- 2981 Let it not be believ'd for womanhood.
- 2982 Think, we had mothers; do not give advantage
- 2983 To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme,
- 2984 For depravation, to square the general sex
- 2985 By Cressid's rule. Rather think this not Cressid.
- Ulysses
- 2986 What hath she done, Prince, that can soil our mothers?
- Troilus
- 2987 Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
- Thersites
- 2988 Will he swagger himself out on's own eyes?
- Troilus
- 2989 This she? No; this is Diomed's Cressida.
- 2990 If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
- 2991 If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimony,
- 2992 If sanctimony be the god's delight,
- 2993 If there be rule in unity itself,
- 2994 This was not she. O madness of discourse,
- 2995 That cause sets up with and against itself!
- 2996 Bi-fold authority! where reason can revolt
- 2997 Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
- 2998 Without revolt: this is, and is not, Cressid.
- 2999 Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
- 3000 Of this strange nature, that a thing inseparate
- 3001 Divides more wider than the sky and earth;
- 3002 And yet the spacious breadth of this division
- 3003 Admits no orifice for a point as subtle
- 3004 As Ariachne's broken woof to enter.
- 3005 Instance, O instance! strong as Pluto's gates:
- 3006 Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven.
- 3007 Instance, O instance! strong as heaven itself:
- 3008 The bonds of heaven are slipp'd, dissolv'd, and loos'd;
- 3009 And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
- 3010 The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
- 3011 The fragments, scraps, the bits, and greasy relics
- 3012 Of her o'er-eaten faith, are bound to Diomed.
- Ulysses
- 3013 May worthy Troilus be half-attach'd
- 3014 With that which here his passion doth express?
- Troilus
- 3015 Ay, Greek; and that shall be divulged well
- 3016 In characters as red as Mars his heart
- 3017 Inflam'd with Venus. Never did young man fancy
- 3018 With so eternal and so fix'd a soul.
- 3019 Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
- 3020 So much by weight hate I her Diomed.
- 3021 That sleeve is mine that he'll bear on his helm;
- 3022 Were it a casque compos'd by Vulcan's skill
- 3023 My sword should bite it. Not the dreadful spout
- 3024 Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
- 3025 Constring'd in mass by the almighty sun,
- 3026 Shall dizzy with more clamour Neptune's ear
- 3027 In his descent than shall my prompted sword
- 3028 Falling on Diomed.
- Thersites
- 3029 He'll tickle it for his concupy.
- Troilus
- 3030 O Cressid! O false Cressid! false, false, false!
- 3031 Let all untruths stand by thy stained name,
- 3032 And they'll seem glorious.
- Ulysses
- 3033 O, contain yourself;
- 3034 Your passion draws ears hither.
- [Enter AENEAS.]
- Aeneas
- 3035 I have been seeking you this hour, my lord.
- 3036 Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy;
- 3037 Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
- Troilus
- 3038 Have with you, Prince. My courteous lord, adieu.
- 3039 Fairwell, revolted fair! and, Diomed,
- 3040 Stand fast and wear a castle on thy head.
- Ulysses
- 3041 I'll bring you to the gates.
- Troilus
- 3042 Accept distracted thanks.
- [Exeunt TROILUS, AENEAS. and ULYSSES.]
- Thersites
- 3043 Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I would croak like
- 3044 a raven; I would bode, I would bode. Patroclus will give me
- 3045 anything for the intelligence of this whore; the parrot will not
- 3046 do more for an almond than he for a commodious drab. Lechery,
- 3047 lechery! Still wars and lechery! Nothing else holds fashion. A
- 3048 burning devil take them!
- [Exit.]