Act 5, Scene 2

The Grecian camp. Before CALCHAS' tent

  1. [Enter DIOMEDES.]
  2. Diomedes
  3. 2834 What, are you up here, ho! Speak.
  4. [Within.]
  5. Calchas
  6. 2835 Who calls?
  7. Diomedes
  8. 2836 Diomed. Calchas, I think. Where's your daughter?
  9. [Within.]
  10. Calchas
  11. 2837 She comes to you.
  12. [Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance; after them THERSITES.]
  13. Ulysses
  14. 2838 Stand where the torch may not discover us.
  15. [Enter CRESSIDA.]
  16. Troilus
  17. 2839 Cressid comes forth to him.
  18. Diomedes
  19. 2840 How now, my charge!
  20. Cressida
  21. 2841 Now, my sweet guardian! Hark, a word with you.
  22. [Whispers.]
  23. Troilus
  24. 2842 Yea, so familiar!
  25. Ulysses
  26. 2843 She will sing any man at first sight.
  27. Thersites
  28. 2844 And any man may sing her, if he can take her cliff; she's noted.
  29. Diomedes
  30. 2845 Will you remember?
  31. Cressida
  32. 2846 Remember! Yes.
  33. Diomedes
  34. 2847 Nay, but do, then;
  35. 2848 And let your mind be coupled with your words.
  36. Troilus
  37. 2849 What should she remember?
  38. Ulysses
  39. 2850 List!
  40. Cressida
  41. 2851 Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
  42. Thersites
  43. 2852 Roguery!
  44. Diomedes
  45. 2853 Nay, then
  46. Cressida
  47. 2854 I'll tell you what—
  48. Diomedes
  49. 2855 Fo, fo! come, tell a pin; you are a forsworn.
  50. Cressida
  51. 2856 In faith, I cannot. What would you have me do?
  52. Thersites
  53. 2857 A juggling trick, to be secretly open.
  54. Diomedes
  55. 2858 What did you swear you would bestow on me?
  56. Cressida
  57. 2859 I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath;
  58. 2860 Bid me do anything but that, sweet Greek.
  59. Diomedes
  60. 2861 Good night.
  61. Troilus
  62. 2862 Hold, patience!
  63. Ulysses
  64. 2863 How now, Trojan!
  65. Cressida
  66. 2864 Diomed!
  67. Diomedes
  68. 2865 No, no, good night; I'll be your fool no more.
  69. Troilus
  70. 2866 Thy better must.
  71. Cressida
  72. 2867 Hark! one word in your ear.
  73. Troilus
  74. 2868 O plague and madness!
  75. Ulysses
  76. 2869 You are moved, Prince; let us depart, I pray you,
  77. 2870 Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
  78. 2871 To wrathful terms. This place is dangerous;
  79. 2872 The time right deadly; I beseech you, go.
  80. Troilus
  81. 2873 Behold, I pray you.
  82. Ulysses
  83. 2874 Nay, good my lord, go off;
  84. 2875 You flow to great distraction; come, my lord.
  85. Troilus
  86. 2876 I pray thee stay.
  87. Ulysses
  88. 2877 You have not patience; come.
  89. Troilus
  90. 2878 I pray you, stay; by hell and all hell's torments,
  91. 2879 I will not speak a word.
  92. Diomedes
  93. 2880 And so, good night.
  94. Cressida
  95. 2881 Nay, but you part in anger.
  96. Troilus
  97. 2882 Doth that grieve thee? O withered truth!
  98. Ulysses
  99. 2883 How now, my lord?
  100. Troilus
  101. 2884 By Jove, I will be patient.
  102. Cressida
  103. 2885 Guardian! Why, Greek!
  104. Diomedes
  105. 2886 Fo, fo! adieu! you palter.
  106. Cressida
  107. 2887 In faith, I do not. Come hither once again.
  108. Ulysses
  109. 2888 You shake, my lord, at something; will you go?
  110. 2889 You will break out.
  111. Troilus
  112. 2890 She strokes his cheek.
  113. Ulysses
  114. 2891 Come, come.
  115. Troilus
  116. 2892 Nay, stay; by Jove, I will not speak a word:
  117. 2893 There is between my will and all offences
  118. 2894 A guard of patience. Stay a little while.
  119. Thersites
  120. 2895 How the devil Luxury, with his fat rump and potato
  121. 2896 finger, tickles these together! Fry, lechery, fry!
  122. Diomedes
  123. 2897 But will you, then?
  124. Cressida
  125. 2898 In faith, I will, la; never trust me else.
  126. Diomedes
  127. 2899 Give me some token for the surety of it.
  128. Cressida
  129. 2900 I'll fetch you one.
  130. [Exit.]
  131. Ulysses
  132. 2901 You have sworn patience.
  133. Troilus
  134. 2902 Fear me not, my lord;
  135. 2903 I will not be myself, nor have cognition
  136. 2904 Of what I feel. I am all patience.
  137. [Re-enter CRESSIDA.]
  138. Thersites
  139. 2905 Now the pledge; now, now, now!
  140. Cressida
  141. 2906 Here, Diomed, keep this sleeve.
  142. Troilus
  143. 2907 O beauty! where is thy faith?
  144. Ulysses
  145. 2908 My lord!
  146. Troilus
  147. 2909 I will be patient; outwardly I will.
  148. Cressida
  149. 2910 You look upon that sleeve; behold it well.
  150. 2911 He lov'd me O false wench! Give't me again.
  151. Diomedes
  152. 2912 Whose was't?
  153. Cressida
  154. 2913 It is no matter, now I have't again.
  155. 2914 I will not meet with you to-morrow night.
  156. 2915 I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
  157. Thersites
  158. 2916 Now she sharpens. Well said, whetstone.
  159. Diomedes
  160. 2917 I shall have it.
  161. Cressida
  162. 2918 What, this?
  163. Diomedes
  164. 2919 Ay, that.
  165. Cressida
  166. 2920 O all you gods! O pretty, pretty pledge!
  167. 2921 Thy master now lies thinking on his bed
  168. 2922 Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
  169. 2923 And gives memorial dainty kisses to it,
  170. 2924 As I kiss thee. Nay, do not snatch it from me;
  171. 2925 He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
  172. Diomedes
  173. 2926 I had your heart before; this follows it.
  174. Troilus
  175. 2927 I did swear patience.
  176. Cressida
  177. 2928 You shall not have it, Diomed; faith, you shall not;
  178. 2929 I'll give you something else.
  179. Diomedes
  180. 2930 I will have this. Whose was it?
  181. Cressida
  182. 2931 It is no matter.
  183. Diomedes
  184. 2932 Come, tell me whose it was.
  185. Cressida
  186. 2933 'Twas one's that lov'd me better than you will.
  187. 2934 But, now you have it, take it.
  188. Diomedes
  189. 2935 Whose was it?
  190. Cressida
  191. 2936 By all Diana's waiting women yond,
  192. 2937 And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
  193. Diomedes
  194. 2938 To-morrow will I wear it on my helm,
  195. 2939 And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
  196. Troilus
  197. 2940 Wert thou the devil and wor'st it on thy horn,
  198. 2941 It should be challeng'd.
  199. Cressida
  200. 2942 Well, well, 'tis done, 'tis past; and yet it is not;
  201. 2943 I will not keep my word.
  202. Diomedes
  203. 2944 Why, then farewell;
  204. 2945 Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
  205. Cressida
  206. 2946 You shall not go. One cannot speak a word
  207. 2947 But it straight starts you.
  208. Diomedes
  209. 2948 I do not like this fooling.
  210. Thersites
  211. 2949 Nor I, by Pluto; but that that likes not you
  212. 2950 Pleases me best.
  213. Diomedes
  214. 2951 What, shall I come? The hour?
  215. Cressida
  216. 2952 Ay, come-O Jove! Do come. I shall be plagu'd.
  217. Diomedes
  218. 2953 Farewell till then.
  219. Cressida
  220. 2954 Good night. I prithee come.
  221. [Exit DIOMEDES.]
  222. Cressida
  223. 2955 Troilus, farewell! One eye yet looks on thee;
  224. 2956 But with my heart the other eye doth see.
  225. 2957 Ah, poor our sex! this fault in us I find,
  226. 2958 The error of our eye directs our mind.
  227. 2959 What error leads must err; O, then conclude,
  228. 2960 Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude.
  229. [Exit.]
  230. Thersites
  231. 2961 A proof of strength she could not publish more,
  232. 2962 Unless she said 'My mind is now turn'd whore.'
  233. Ulysses
  234. 2963 All's done, my lord.
  235. Troilus
  236. 2964 It is.
  237. Ulysses
  238. 2965 Why stay we, then?
  239. Troilus
  240. 2966 To make a recordation to my soul
  241. 2967 Of every syllable that here was spoke.
  242. 2968 But if I tell how these two did co-act,
  243. 2969 Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
  244. 2970 Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
  245. 2971 An esperance so obstinately strong,
  246. 2972 That doth invert th' attest of eyes and ears;
  247. 2973 As if those organs had deceptious functions
  248. 2974 Created only to calumniate.
  249. 2975 Was Cressid here?
  250. Ulysses
  251. 2976 I cannot conjure, Trojan.
  252. Troilus
  253. 2977 She was not, sure.
  254. Ulysses
  255. 2978 Most sure she was.
  256. Troilus
  257. 2979 Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
  258. Ulysses
  259. 2980 Nor mine, my lord. Cressid was here but now.
  260. Troilus
  261. 2981 Let it not be believ'd for womanhood.
  262. 2982 Think, we had mothers; do not give advantage
  263. 2983 To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme,
  264. 2984 For depravation, to square the general sex
  265. 2985 By Cressid's rule. Rather think this not Cressid.
  266. Ulysses
  267. 2986 What hath she done, Prince, that can soil our mothers?
  268. Troilus
  269. 2987 Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
  270. Thersites
  271. 2988 Will he swagger himself out on's own eyes?
  272. Troilus
  273. 2989 This she? No; this is Diomed's Cressida.
  274. 2990 If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
  275. 2991 If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimony,
  276. 2992 If sanctimony be the god's delight,
  277. 2993 If there be rule in unity itself,
  278. 2994 This was not she. O madness of discourse,
  279. 2995 That cause sets up with and against itself!
  280. 2996 Bi-fold authority! where reason can revolt
  281. 2997 Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
  282. 2998 Without revolt: this is, and is not, Cressid.
  283. 2999 Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
  284. 3000 Of this strange nature, that a thing inseparate
  285. 3001 Divides more wider than the sky and earth;
  286. 3002 And yet the spacious breadth of this division
  287. 3003 Admits no orifice for a point as subtle
  288. 3004 As Ariachne's broken woof to enter.
  289. 3005 Instance, O instance! strong as Pluto's gates:
  290. 3006 Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven.
  291. 3007 Instance, O instance! strong as heaven itself:
  292. 3008 The bonds of heaven are slipp'd, dissolv'd, and loos'd;
  293. 3009 And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
  294. 3010 The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
  295. 3011 The fragments, scraps, the bits, and greasy relics
  296. 3012 Of her o'er-eaten faith, are bound to Diomed.
  297. Ulysses
  298. 3013 May worthy Troilus be half-attach'd
  299. 3014 With that which here his passion doth express?
  300. Troilus
  301. 3015 Ay, Greek; and that shall be divulged well
  302. 3016 In characters as red as Mars his heart
  303. 3017 Inflam'd with Venus. Never did young man fancy
  304. 3018 With so eternal and so fix'd a soul.
  305. 3019 Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
  306. 3020 So much by weight hate I her Diomed.
  307. 3021 That sleeve is mine that he'll bear on his helm;
  308. 3022 Were it a casque compos'd by Vulcan's skill
  309. 3023 My sword should bite it. Not the dreadful spout
  310. 3024 Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
  311. 3025 Constring'd in mass by the almighty sun,
  312. 3026 Shall dizzy with more clamour Neptune's ear
  313. 3027 In his descent than shall my prompted sword
  314. 3028 Falling on Diomed.
  315. Thersites
  316. 3029 He'll tickle it for his concupy.
  317. Troilus
  318. 3030 O Cressid! O false Cressid! false, false, false!
  319. 3031 Let all untruths stand by thy stained name,
  320. 3032 And they'll seem glorious.
  321. Ulysses
  322. 3033 O, contain yourself;
  323. 3034 Your passion draws ears hither.
  324. [Enter AENEAS.]
  325. Aeneas
  326. 3035 I have been seeking you this hour, my lord.
  327. 3036 Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy;
  328. 3037 Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
  329. Troilus
  330. 3038 Have with you, Prince. My courteous lord, adieu.
  331. 3039 Fairwell, revolted fair! and, Diomed,
  332. 3040 Stand fast and wear a castle on thy head.
  333. Ulysses
  334. 3041 I'll bring you to the gates.
  335. Troilus
  336. 3042 Accept distracted thanks.
  337. [Exeunt TROILUS, AENEAS. and ULYSSES.]
  338. Thersites
  339. 3043 Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I would croak like
  340. 3044 a raven; I would bode, I would bode. Patroclus will give me
  341. 3045 anything for the intelligence of this whore; the parrot will not
  342. 3046 do more for an almond than he for a commodious drab. Lechery,
  343. 3047 lechery! Still wars and lechery! Nothing else holds fashion. A
  344. 3048 burning devil take them!
  345. [Exit.]