Act 1, Scene 3

The Grecian camp. Before AGAMEMNON'S tent

  1. [Sennet. Enter AGAMEMNON, NESTOR, ULYSSES, DIOMEDES, MENELAUS, and others.]
  2. Agamemnon
  3. 414 Princes,
  4. 415 What grief hath set these jaundies o'er your cheeks?
  5. 416 The ample proposition that hope makes
  6. 417 In all designs begun on earth below
  7. 418 Fails in the promis'd largeness; checks and disasters
  8. 419 Grow in the veins of actions highest rear'd,
  9. 420 As knots, by the conflux of meeting sap,
  10. 421 Infects the sound pine, and diverts his grain
  11. 422 Tortive and errant from his course of growth.
  12. 423 Nor, princes, is it matter new to us
  13. 424 That we come short of our suppose so far
  14. 425 That after seven years' siege yet Troy walls stand;
  15. 426 Sith every action that hath gone before,
  16. 427 Whereof we have record, trial did draw
  17. 428 Bias and thwart, not answering the aim,
  18. 429 And that unbodied figure of the thought
  19. 430 That gave't surmised shape. Why then, you princes,
  20. 431 Do you with cheeks abash'd behold our works
  21. 432 And call them shames, which are, indeed, nought else
  22. 433 But the protractive trials of great Jove
  23. 434 To find persistive constancy in men;
  24. 435 The fineness of which metal is not found
  25. 436 In fortune's love? For then the bold and coward,
  26. 437 The wise and fool, the artist and unread,
  27. 438 The hard and soft, seem all affin'd and kin.
  28. 439 But in the wind and tempest of her frown
  29. 440 Distinction, with a broad and powerful fan,
  30. 441 Puffing at all, winnows the light away;
  31. 442 And what hath mass or matter by itself
  32. 443 Lies rich in virtue and unmingled.
  33. Nestor
  34. 444 With due observance of thy godlike seat,
  35. 445 Great Agamemnon, Nestor shall apply
  36. 446 Thy latest words. In the reproof of chance
  37. 447 Lies the true proof of men. The sea being smooth,
  38. 448 How many shallow bauble boats dare sail
  39. 449 Upon her patient breast, making their way
  40. 450 With those of nobler bulk!
  41. 451 But let the ruffian Boreas once enrage
  42. 452 The gentle Thetis, and anon behold
  43. 453 The strong-ribb'd bark through liquid mountains cut,
  44. 454 Bounding between the two moist elements
  45. 455 Like Perseus' horse. Where's then the saucy boat,
  46. 456 Whose weak untimber'd sides but even now
  47. 457 Co-rivall'd greatness? Either to harbour fled
  48. 458 Or made a toast for Neptune. Even so
  49. 459 Doth valour's show and valour's worth divide
  50. 460 In storms of fortune; for in her ray and brightness
  51. 461 The herd hath more annoyance by the breeze
  52. 462 Than by the tiger; but when the splitting wind
  53. 463 Makes flexible the knees of knotted oaks,
  54. 464 And flies fled under shade—why, then the thing of courage
  55. 465 As rous'd with rage, with rage doth sympathise,
  56. 466 And with an accent tun'd in self-same key
  57. 467 Retorts to chiding fortune.
  58. Ulysses
  59. 468 Agamemnon,
  60. 469 Thou great commander, nerve and bone of Greece,
  61. 470 Heart of our numbers, soul and only spirit
  62. 471 In whom the tempers and the minds of all
  63. 472 Should be shut up—hear what Ulysses speaks.
  64. 473 Besides the applause and approbation
  65. 474 The which,
  66. [To AGAMEMNON]
  67. Ulysses
  68. 475 most mighty, for thy place and sway,
  69. [To NESTOR]
  70. Ulysses
  71. 476 And, thou most reverend, for thy stretch'd-out life,
  72. 477 I give to both your speeches—which were such
  73. 478 As Agamemnon and the hand of Greece
  74. 479 Should hold up high in brass; and such again
  75. 480 As venerable Nestor, hatch'd in silver,
  76. 481 Should with a bond of air, strong as the axle-tree
  77. 482 On which heaven rides, knit all the Greekish ears
  78. 483 To his experienc'd tongue—yet let it please both,
  79. 484 Thou great, and wise, to hear Ulysses speak.
  80. Agamemnon
  81. 485 Speak, Prince of Ithaca; and be't of less expect
  82. 486 That matter needless, of importless burden,
  83. 487 Divide thy lips than we are confident,
  84. 488 When rank Thersites opes his mastic jaws,
  85. 489 We shall hear music, wit, and oracle.
  86. Ulysses
  87. 490 Troy, yet upon his basis, had been down,
  88. 491 And the great Hector's sword had lack'd a master,
  89. 492 But for these instances:
  90. 493 The specialty of rule hath been neglected;
  91. 494 And look how many Grecian tents do stand
  92. 495 Hollow upon this plain, so many hollow factions.
  93. 496 When that the general is not like the hive,
  94. 497 To whom the foragers shall all repair,
  95. 498 What honey is expected? Degree being vizarded,
  96. 499 Th' unworthiest shows as fairly in the mask.
  97. 500 The heavens themselves, the planets, and this centre,
  98. 501 Observe degree, priority, and place,
  99. 502 Insisture, course, proportion, season, form,
  100. 503 Office, and custom, in all line of order;
  101. 504 And therefore is the glorious planet Sol
  102. 505 In noble eminence enthron'd and spher'd
  103. 506 Amidst the other, whose med'cinable eye
  104. 507 Corrects the ill aspects of planets evil,
  105. 508 And posts, like the commandment of a king,
  106. 509 Sans check, to good and bad. But when the planets
  107. 510 In evil mixture to disorder wander,
  108. 511 What plagues and what portents, what mutiny,
  109. 512 What raging of the sea, shaking of earth,
  110. 513 Commotion in the winds! Frights, changes, horrors,
  111. 514 Divert and crack, rend and deracinate,
  112. 515 The unity and married calm of states
  113. 516 Quite from their fixture! O, when degree is shak'd,
  114. 517 Which is the ladder of all high designs,
  115. 518 The enterprise is sick! How could communities,
  116. 519 Degrees in schools, and brotherhoods in cities,
  117. 520 Peaceful commerce from dividable shores,
  118. 521 The primogenity and due of birth,
  119. 522 Prerogative of age, crowns, sceptres, laurels,
  120. 523 But by degree, stand in authentic place?
  121. 524 Take but degree away, untune that string,
  122. 525 And hark what discord follows! Each thing melts
  123. 526 In mere oppugnancy: the bounded waters
  124. 527 Should lift their bosoms higher than the shores,
  125. 528 And make a sop of all this solid globe;
  126. 529 Strength should be lord of imbecility,
  127. 530 And the rude son should strike his father dead;
  128. 531 Force should be right; or, rather, right and wrong—
  129. 532 Between whose endless jar justice resides—
  130. 533 Should lose their names, and so should justice too.
  131. 534 Then everything includes itself in power,
  132. 535 Power into will, will into appetite;
  133. 536 And appetite, an universal wolf,
  134. 537 So doubly seconded with will and power,
  135. 538 Must make perforce an universal prey,
  136. 539 And last eat up himself. Great Agamemnon,
  137. 540 This chaos, when degree is suffocate,
  138. 541 Follows the choking.
  139. 542 And this neglection of degree it is
  140. 543 That by a pace goes backward, with a purpose
  141. 544 It hath to climb. The general's disdain'd
  142. 545 By him one step below, he by the next,
  143. 546 That next by him beneath; so ever step,
  144. 547 Exampl'd by the first pace that is sick
  145. 548 Of his superior, grows to an envious fever
  146. 549 Of pale and bloodless emulation.
  147. 550 And 'tis this fever that keeps Troy on foot,
  148. 551 Not her own sinews. To end a tale of length,
  149. 552 Troy in our weakness stands, not in her strength.
  150. Nestor
  151. 553 Most wisely hath Ulysses here discover'd
  152. 554 The fever whereof all our power is sick.
  153. Agamemnon
  154. 555 The nature of the sickness found, Ulysses,
  155. 556 What is the remedy?
  156. Ulysses
  157. 557 The great Achilles, whom opinion crowns
  158. 558 The sinew and the forehand of our host,
  159. 559 Having his ear full of his airy fame,
  160. 560 Grows dainty of his worth, and in his tent
  161. 561 Lies mocking our designs; with him Patroclus
  162. 562 Upon a lazy bed the livelong day
  163. 563 Breaks scurril jests;
  164. 564 And with ridiculous and awkward action—
  165. 565 Which, slanderer, he imitation calls—
  166. 566 He pageants us. Sometime, great Agamemnon,
  167. 567 Thy topless deputation he puts on;
  168. 568 And like a strutting player whose conceit
  169. 569 Lies in his hamstring, and doth think it rich
  170. 570 To hear the wooden dialogue and sound
  171. 571 'Twixt his stretch'd footing and the scaffoldage
  172. 572 Such to-be-pitied and o'er-wrested seeming
  173. 573 He acts thy greatness in; and when he speaks
  174. 574 'Tis like a chime a-mending; with terms unsquar'd,
  175. 575 Which, from the tongue of roaring Typhon dropp'd,
  176. 576 Would seem hyperboles. At this fusty stuff
  177. 577 The large Achilles, on his press'd bed lolling,
  178. 578 From his deep chest laughs out a loud applause;
  179. 579 Cries 'Excellent! 'tis Agamemnon just.
  180. 580 Now play me Nestor; hem, and stroke thy beard,
  181. 581 As he being drest to some oration.'
  182. 582 That's done—as near as the extremest ends
  183. 583 Of parallels, as like Vulcan and his wife;
  184. 584 Yet god Achilles still cries 'Excellent!
  185. 585 'Tis Nestor right. Now play him me, Patroclus,
  186. 586 Arming to answer in a night alarm.'
  187. 587 And then, forsooth, the faint defects of age
  188. 588 Must be the scene of mirth: to cough and spit
  189. 589 And, with a palsy-fumbling on his gorget,
  190. 590 Shake in and out the rivet. And at this sport
  191. 591 Sir Valour dies; cries 'O, enough, Patroclus;
  192. 592 Or give me ribs of steel! I shall split all
  193. 593 In pleasure of my spleen.' And in this fashion
  194. 594 All our abilities, gifts, natures, shapes,
  195. 595 Severals and generals of grace exact,
  196. 596 Achievements, plots, orders, preventions,
  197. 597 Excitements to the field or speech for truce,
  198. 598 Success or loss, what is or is not, serves
  199. 599 As stuff for these two to make paradoxes.
  200. Nestor
  201. 600 And in the imitation of these twain
  202. 601 Who, as Ulysses says, opinion crowns
  203. 602 With an imperial voice—many are infect.
  204. 603 Ajax is grown self-will'd and bears his head
  205. 604 In such a rein, in full as proud a place
  206. 605 As broad Achilles; keeps his tent like him;
  207. 606 Makes factious feasts; rails on our state of war
  208. 607 Bold as an oracle, and sets Thersites,
  209. 608 A slave whose gall coins slanders like a mint,
  210. 609 To match us in comparisons with dirt,
  211. 610 To weaken and discredit our exposure,
  212. 611 How rank soever rounded in with danger.
  213. Ulysses
  214. 612 They tax our policy and call it cowardice,
  215. 613 Count wisdom as no member of the war,
  216. 614 Forestall prescience, and esteem no act
  217. 615 But that of hand. The still and mental parts
  218. 616 That do contrive how many hands shall strike
  219. 617 When fitness calls them on, and know, by measure
  220. 618 Of their observant toil, the enemies' weight—
  221. 619 Why, this hath not a finger's dignity:
  222. 620 They call this bed-work, mapp'ry, closet-war;
  223. 621 So that the ram that batters down the wall,
  224. 622 For the great swinge and rudeness of his poise,
  225. 623 They place before his hand that made the engine,
  226. 624 Or those that with the fineness of their souls
  227. 625 By reason guide his execution.
  228. Nestor
  229. 626 Let this be granted, and Achilles' horse
  230. 627 Makes many Thetis' sons.
  231. [Tucket.]
  232. Agamemnon
  233. 628 What trumpet? Look, Menelaus.
  234. Menelaus
  235. 629 From Troy.
  236. [Enter AENEAS.]
  237. Agamemnon
  238. 630 What would you fore our tent?
  239. Aeneas
  240. 631 Is this great Agamemnon's tent, I pray you?
  241. Agamemnon
  242. 632 Even this.
  243. Aeneas
  244. 633 May one that is a herald and a prince
  245. 634 Do a fair message to his kingly eyes?
  246. Agamemnon
  247. 635 With surety stronger than Achilles' an
  248. 636 Fore all the Greekish heads, which with one voice
  249. 637 Call Agamemnon head and general.
  250. Aeneas
  251. 638 Fair leave and large security. How may
  252. 639 A stranger to those most imperial looks
  253. 640 Know them from eyes of other mortals?
  254. Agamemnon
  255. 641 How?
  256. Aeneas
  257. 642 Ay;
  258. 643 I ask, that I might waken reverence,
  259. 644 And bid the cheek be ready with a blush
  260. 645 Modest as Morning when she coldly eyes
  261. 646 The youthful Phoebus.
  262. 647 Which is that god in office, guiding men?
  263. 648 Which is the high and mighty Agamemnon?
  264. Agamemnon
  265. 649 This Troyan scorns us, or the men of Troy
  266. 650 Are ceremonious courtiers.
  267. Aeneas
  268. 651 Courtiers as free, as debonair, unarm'd,
  269. 652 As bending angels; that's their fame in peace.
  270. 653 But when they would seem soldiers, they have galls,
  271. 654 Good arms, strong joints, true swords; and, Jove's accord,
  272. 655 Nothing so full of heart. But peace, Aeneas,
  273. 656 Peace, Troyan; lay thy finger on thy lips.
  274. 657 The worthiness of praise distains his worth,
  275. 658 If that the prais'd himself bring the praise forth;
  276. 659 But what the repining enemy commends,
  277. 660 That breath fame blows; that praise, sole pure, transcends.
  278. Agamemnon
  279. 661 Sir, you of Troy, call you yourself Aeneas?
  280. Aeneas
  281. 662 Ay, Greek, that is my name.
  282. Agamemnon
  283. 663 What's your affair, I pray you?
  284. Aeneas
  285. 664 Sir, pardon; 'tis for Agamemnon's ears.
  286. Agamemnon
  287. 665 He hears nought privately that comes from Troy.
  288. Aeneas
  289. 666 Nor I from Troy come not to whisper with him;
  290. 667 I bring a trumpet to awake his ear,
  291. 668 To set his sense on the attentive bent,
  292. 669 And then to speak.
  293. Agamemnon
  294. 670 Speak frankly as the wind;
  295. 671 It is not Agamemnon's sleeping hour.
  296. 672 That thou shalt know, Troyan, he is awake,
  297. 673 He tells thee so himself.
  298. Aeneas
  299. 674 Trumpet, blow loud,
  300. 675 Send thy brass voice through all these lazy tents;
  301. 676 And every Greek of mettle, let him know
  302. 677 What Troy means fairly shall be spoke aloud.
  303. [Sound trumpet.]
  304. Aeneas
  305. 678 We have, great Agamemnon, here in Troy
  306. 679 A prince called Hector-Priam is his father—
  307. 680 Who in this dull and long-continued truce
  308. 681 Is resty grown; he bade me take a trumpet
  309. 682 And to this purpose speak: Kings, princes, lords!
  310. 683 If there be one among the fair'st of Greece
  311. 684 That holds his honour higher than his ease,
  312. 685 That seeks his praise more than he fears his peril,
  313. 686 That knows his valour and knows not his fear,
  314. 687 That loves his mistress more than in confession
  315. 688 With truant vows to her own lips he loves,
  316. 689 And dare avow her beauty and her worth
  317. 690 In other arms than hers-to him this challenge.
  318. 691 Hector, in view of Troyans and of Greeks,
  319. 692 Shall make it good or do his best to do it:
  320. 693 He hath a lady wiser, fairer, truer,
  321. 694 Than ever Greek did couple in his arms;
  322. 695 And will to-morrow with his trumpet call
  323. 696 Mid-way between your tents and walls of Troy
  324. 697 To rouse a Grecian that is true in love.
  325. 698 If any come, Hector shall honour him;
  326. 699 If none, he'll say in Troy, when he retires,
  327. 700 The Grecian dames are sunburnt and not worth
  328. 701 The splinter of a lance. Even so much.
  329. Agamemnon
  330. 702 This shall be told our lovers, Lord Aeneas.
  331. 703 If none of them have soul in such a kind,
  332. 704 We left them all at home. But we are soldiers;
  333. 705 And may that soldier a mere recreant prove
  334. 706 That means not, hath not, or is not in love.
  335. 707 If then one is, or hath, or means to be,
  336. 708 That one meets Hector; if none else, I am he.
  337. Nestor
  338. 709 Tell him of Nestor, one that was a man
  339. 710 When Hector's grandsire suck'd. He is old now;
  340. 711 But if there be not in our Grecian mould
  341. 712 One noble man that hath one spark of fire
  342. 713 To answer for his love, tell him from me
  343. 714 I'll hide my silver beard in a gold beaver,
  344. 715 And in my vantbrace put this wither'd brawn,
  345. 716 And, meeting him, will tell him that my lady
  346. 717 Was fairer than his grandame, and as chaste
  347. 718 As may be in the world. His youth in flood,
  348. 719 I'll prove this truth with my three drops of blood.
  349. Aeneas
  350. 720 Now heavens forfend such scarcity of youth!
  351. Ulysses
  352. 721 Amen.
  353. Agamemnon
  354. 722 Fair Lord Aeneas, let me touch your hand;
  355. 723 To our pavilion shall I lead you, first.
  356. 724 Achilles shall have word of this intent;
  357. 725 So shall each lord of Greece, from tent to tent.
  358. 726 Yourself shall feast with us before you go,
  359. 727 And find the welcome of a noble foe.
  360. [Exeunt all but ULYSSES and NESTOR.]
  361. Ulysses
  362. 728 Nestor!
  363. Nestor
  364. 729 What says Ulysses?
  365. Ulysses
  366. 730 I have a young conception in my brain;
  367. 731 Be you my time to bring it to some shape.
  368. Nestor
  369. 732 What is't?
  370. Ulysses
  371. 733 This 'tis:
  372. 734 Blunt wedges rive hard knots. The seeded pride
  373. 735 That hath to this maturity blown up
  374. 736 In rank Achilles must or now be cropp'd
  375. 737 Or, shedding, breed a nursery of like evil
  376. 738 To overbulk us all.
  377. Nestor
  378. 739 Well, and how?
  379. Ulysses
  380. 740 This challenge that the gallant Hector sends,
  381. 741 However it is spread in general name,
  382. 742 Relates in purpose only to Achilles.
  383. Nestor
  384. 743 True. The purpose is perspicuous even as substance
  385. 744 Whose grossness little characters sum up;
  386. 745 And, in the publication, make no strain
  387. 746 But that Achilles, were his brain as barren
  388. 747 As banks of Libya—though, Apollo knows,
  389. 748 'Tis dry enough—will with great speed of judgment,
  390. 749 Ay, with celerity, find Hector's purpose
  391. 750 Pointing on him.
  392. Ulysses
  393. 751 And wake him to the answer, think you?
  394. Nestor
  395. 752 Why, 'tis most meet. Who may you else oppose
  396. 753 That can from Hector bring those honours off,
  397. 754 If not Achilles? Though 't be a sportful combat,
  398. 755 Yet in this trial much opinion dwells
  399. 756 For here the Troyans taste our dear'st repute
  400. 757 With their fin'st palate; and trust to me, Ulysses,
  401. 758 Our imputation shall be oddly pois'd
  402. 759 In this vile action; for the success,
  403. 760 Although particular, shall give a scantling
  404. 761 Of good or bad unto the general;
  405. 762 And in such indexes, although small pricks
  406. 763 To their subsequent volumes, there is seen
  407. 764 The baby figure of the giant mas
  408. 765 Of things to come at large. It is suppos'd
  409. 766 He that meets Hector issues from our choice;
  410. 767 And choice, being mutual act of all our souls,
  411. 768 Makes merit her election, and doth boil,
  412. 769 As 'twere from forth us all, a man distill'd
  413. 770 Out of our virtues; who miscarrying,
  414. 771 What heart receives from hence a conquering part,
  415. 772 To steel a strong opinion to themselves?
  416. 773 Which entertain'd, limbs are his instruments,
  417. 774 In no less working than are swords and bows
  418. 775 Directive by the limbs.
  419. Ulysses
  420. 776 Give pardon to my speech.
  421. 777 Therefore 'tis meet Achilles meet not Hector.
  422. 778 Let us, like merchants, show our foulest wares
  423. 779 And think perchance they'll sell; if not, the lustre
  424. 780 Of the better yet to show shall show the better,
  425. 781 By showing the worst first. Do not consent
  426. 782 That ever Hector and Achilles meet;
  427. 783 For both our honour and our shame in this
  428. 784 Are dogg'd with two strange followers.
  429. Nestor
  430. 785 I see them not with my old eyes. What are they?
  431. Ulysses
  432. 786 What glory our Achilles shares from Hector,
  433. 787 Were he not proud, we all should wear with him;
  434. 788 But he already is too insolent;
  435. 789 And it were better parch in Afric sun
  436. 790 Than in the pride and salt scorn of his eyes,
  437. 791 Should he scape Hector fair. If he were foil'd,
  438. 792 Why, then we do our main opinion crush
  439. 793 In taint of our best man. No, make a lott'ry;
  440. 794 And, by device, let blockish Ajax draw
  441. 795 The sort to fight with Hector. Among ourselves
  442. 796 Give him allowance for the better man;
  443. 797 For that will physic the great Myrmidon,
  444. 798 Who broils in loud applause, and make him fall
  445. 799 His crest, that prouder than blue Iris bends.
  446. 800 If the dull brainless Ajax come safe off,
  447. 801 We'll dress him up in voices; if he fail,
  448. 802 Yet go we under our opinion still
  449. 803 That we have better men. But, hit or miss,
  450. 804 Our project's life this shape of sense assumes—
  451. 805 Ajax employ'd plucks down Achilles' plumes.
  452. Nestor
  453. 806 Now, Ulysses, I begin to relish thy advice;
  454. 807 And I will give a taste thereof forthwith
  455. 808 To Agamemnon. Go we to him straight.
  456. 809 Two curs shall tame each other: pride alone
  457. 810 Must tarre the mastiffs on, as 'twere their bone.
  458. [Exeunt.]