Act 3, Scene 1

A public Place.

  1. [Enter Mercutio, Benvolio, Page, and Servants.]
  2. Benvolio
  3. 1402 I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire:
  4. 1403 The day is hot, the Capulets abroad,
  5. 1404 And, if we meet, we shall not scape a brawl;
  6. 1405 For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.
  7. Mercutio
  8. 1406 Thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the
  9. 1407 confines of a tavern, claps me his sword upon the table, and says
  10. 1408 'God send me no need of thee!' and by the operation of the second
  11. 1409 cup draws him on the drawer, when indeed there is no need.
  12. Benvolio
  13. 1410 Am I like such a fellow?
  14. Mercutio
  15. 1411 Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in
  16. 1412 Italy; and as soon moved to be moody, and as soon moody to be
  17. 1413 moved.
  18. Benvolio
  19. 1414 And what to?
  20. Mercutio
  21. 1415 Nay, an there were two such, we should have none shortly, for
  22. 1416 one would kill the other. Thou! why, thou wilt quarrel with a
  23. 1417 man that hath a hair more or a hair less in his beard than thou
  24. 1418 hast. Thou wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no
  25. 1419 other reason but because thou hast hazel eyes;—what eye but such
  26. 1420 an eye would spy out such a quarrel? Thy head is as full of
  27. 1421 quarrels as an egg is full of meat; and yet thy head hath been
  28. 1422 beaten as addle as an egg for quarrelling. Thou hast quarrelled
  29. 1423 with a man for coughing in the street, because he hath wakened
  30. 1424 thy dog that hath lain asleep in the sun. Didst thou not fall
  31. 1425 out with a tailor for wearing his new doublet before Easter? with
  32. 1426 another for tying his new shoes with an old riband? and yet thou
  33. 1427 wilt tutor me from quarrelling!
  34. Benvolio
  35. 1428 An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man should buy
  36. 1429 the fee simple of my life for an hour and a quarter.
  37. Mercutio
  38. 1430 The fee simple! O simple!
  39. Benvolio
  40. 1431 By my head, here come the Capulets.
  41. Mercutio
  42. 1432 By my heel, I care not.
  43. [Enter Tybalt and others.]
  44. Tybalt
  45. 1433 Follow me close, for I will speak to them.—Gentlemen, good-den:
  46. 1434 a word with one of you.
  47. Mercutio
  48. 1435 And but one word with one of us? Couple it with something; make
  49. 1436 it a word and a blow.
  50. Tybalt
  51. 1437 You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you will give
  52. 1438 me occasion.
  53. Mercutio
  54. 1439 Could you not take some occasion without giving?
  55. Tybalt
  56. 1440 Mercutio, thou consortest with Romeo,—
  57. Mercutio
  58. 1441 Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? An thou make
  59. 1442 minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but discords: here's my
  60. 1443 fiddlestick; here's that shall make you dance. Zounds, consort!
  61. Benvolio
  62. 1444 We talk here in the public haunt of men:
  63. 1445 Either withdraw unto some private place,
  64. 1446 And reason coldly of your grievances,
  65. 1447 Or else depart; here all eyes gaze on us.
  66. Mercutio
  67. 1448 Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze;
  68. 1449 I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.
  69. Tybalt
  70. 1450 Well, peace be with you, sir.—Here comes my man.
  71. [Enter Romeo.]
  72. Mercutio
  73. 1451 But I'll be hanged, sir, if he wear your livery:
  74. 1452 Marry, go before to field, he'll be your follower;
  75. 1453 Your worship in that sense may call him man.
  76. Tybalt
  77. 1454 Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford
  78. 1455 No better term than this,—Thou art a villain.
  79. Romeo
  80. 1456 Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
  81. 1457 Doth much excuse the appertaining rage
  82. 1458 To such a greeting. Villain am I none;
  83. 1459 Therefore farewell; I see thou know'st me not.
  84. Tybalt
  85. 1460 Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries
  86. 1461 That thou hast done me; therefore turn and draw.
  87. Romeo
  88. 1462 I do protest I never injur'd thee;
  89. 1463 But love thee better than thou canst devise
  90. 1464 Till thou shalt know the reason of my love:
  91. 1465 And so good Capulet,—which name I tender
  92. 1466 As dearly as mine own,—be satisfied.
  93. Mercutio
  94. 1467 O calm, dishonourable, vile submission!
  95. 1468 Alla stoccata carries it away.
  96. [Draws.]
  97. Mercutio
  98. 1469 Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk?
  99. Tybalt
  100. 1470 What wouldst thou have with me?
  101. Mercutio
  102. 1471 Good king of cats, nothing but one of your nine lives; that I
  103. 1472 mean to make bold withal, and, as you shall use me hereafter,
  104. 1473 dry-beat the rest of the eight. Will you pluck your sword out of
  105. 1474 his pitcher by the ears? make haste, lest mine be about your ears
  106. 1475 ere it be out.
  107. Tybalt
  108. 1476 I am for you.
  109. [Drawing.]
  110. Romeo
  111. 1477 Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up.
  112. Mercutio
  113. 1478 Come, sir, your passado.
  114. [They fight.]
  115. Romeo
  116. 1479 Draw, Benvolio; beat down their weapons.—
  117. 1480 Gentlemen, for shame! forbear this outrage!—
  118. 1481 Tybalt,—Mercutio,—the prince expressly hath
  119. 1482 Forbid this bandying in Verona streets.—
  120. 1483 Hold, Tybalt!—good Mercutio!—
  121. [Exeunt Tybalt with his Partizans.]
  122. Mercutio
  123. 1484 I am hurt;—
  124. 1485 A plague o' both your houses!—I am sped.—
  125. 1486 Is he gone, and hath nothing?
  126. Benvolio
  127. 1487 What, art thou hurt?
  128. Mercutio
  129. 1488 Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, 'tis enough.—
  130. 1489 Where is my page?—go, villain, fetch a surgeon.
  131. [Exit Page.]
  132. Romeo
  133. 1490 Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
  134. Mercutio
  135. 1491 No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door;
  136. 1492 but 'tis enough, 'twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you
  137. 1493 shall find me a grave man. I am peppered, I warrant, for this
  138. 1494 world.—A plague o' both your houses!—Zounds, a dog, a rat, a
  139. 1495 mouse, a cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a rogue, a
  140. 1496 villain, that fights by the book of arithmetic!—Why the devil
  141. 1497 came you between us? I was hurt under your arm.
  142. Romeo
  143. 1498 I thought all for the best.
  144. Mercutio
  145. 1499 Help me into some house, Benvolio,
  146. 1500 Or I shall faint.—A plague o' both your houses!
  147. 1501 They have made worms' meat of me:
  148. 1502 I have it, and soundly too.—Your houses!
  149. [Exit Mercutio and Benvolio.]
  150. Romeo
  151. 1503 This gentleman, the prince's near ally,
  152. 1504 My very friend, hath got his mortal hurt
  153. 1505 In my behalf; my reputation stain'd
  154. 1506 With Tybalt's slander,—Tybalt, that an hour
  155. 1507 Hath been my kinsman.—O sweet Juliet,
  156. 1508 Thy beauty hath made me effeminate
  157. 1509 And in my temper soften'd valour's steel.
  158. [Re-enter Benvolio.]
  159. Benvolio
  160. 1510 O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio's dead!
  161. 1511 That gallant spirit hath aspir'd the clouds,
  162. 1512 Which too untimely here did scorn the earth.
  163. Romeo
  164. 1513 This day's black fate on more days doth depend;
  165. 1514 This but begins the woe others must end.
  166. Benvolio
  167. 1515 Here comes the furious Tybalt back again.
  168. Romeo
  169. 1516 Alive in triumph! and Mercutio slain!
  170. 1517 Away to heaven respective lenity,
  171. 1518 And fire-ey'd fury be my conduct now!—
  172. [Re-enter Tybalt.]
  173. Romeo
  174. 1519 Now, Tybalt, take the 'villain' back again
  175. 1520 That late thou gavest me; for Mercutio's soul
  176. 1521 Is but a little way above our heads,
  177. 1522 Staying for thine to keep him company.
  178. 1523 Either thou or I, or both, must go with him.
  179. Tybalt
  180. 1524 Thou, wretched boy, that didst consort him here,
  181. 1525 Shalt with him hence.
  182. Romeo
  183. 1526 This shall determine that.
  184. [They fight; Tybalt falls.]
  185. Benvolio
  186. 1527 Romeo, away, be gone!
  187. 1528 The citizens are up, and Tybalt slain.—
  188. 1529 Stand not amaz'd. The prince will doom thee death
  189. 1530 If thou art taken. Hence, be gone, away!
  190. Romeo
  191. 1531 O, I am fortune's fool!
  192. Benvolio
  193. 1532 Why dost thou stay?
  194. [Exit Romeo.]
  195. [Enter Citizens, &c.]
  196. First Citizen
  197. 1533 Which way ran he that kill'd Mercutio?
  198. 1534 Tybalt, that murderer, which way ran he?
  199. Benvolio
  200. 1535 There lies that Tybalt.
  201. First Citizen
  202. 1536 Up, sir, go with me;
  203. 1537 I charge thee in the prince's name obey.
  204. [Enter Prince, attended; Montague, Capulet, their Wives, and others.]
  205. Prince Escalus
  206. 1538 Where are the vile beginners of this fray?
  207. Benvolio
  208. 1539 O noble prince. I can discover all
  209. 1540 The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl:
  210. 1541 There lies the man, slain by young Romeo,
  211. 1542 That slew thy kinsman, brave Mercutio.
  212. Lady Capulet
  213. 1543 Tybalt, my cousin! O my brother's child!—
  214. 1544 O prince!—O husband!—O, the blood is spill'd
  215. 1545 Of my dear kinsman!—Prince, as thou art true,
  216. 1546 For blood of ours shed blood of Montague.—
  217. 1547 O cousin, cousin!
  218. Prince Escalus
  219. 1548 Benvolio, who began this bloody fray?
  220. Benvolio
  221. 1549 Tybalt, here slain, whom Romeo's hand did slay;
  222. 1550 Romeo, that spoke him fair, bid him bethink
  223. 1551 How nice the quarrel was, and urg'd withal
  224. 1552 Your high displeasure.—All this,—uttered
  225. 1553 With gentle breath, calm look, knees humbly bow'd,—
  226. 1554 Could not take truce with the unruly spleen
  227. 1555 Of Tybalt, deaf to peace, but that he tilts
  228. 1556 With piercing steel at bold Mercutio's breast;
  229. 1557 Who, all as hot, turns deadly point to point,
  230. 1558 And, with a martial scorn, with one hand beats
  231. 1559 Cold death aside, and with the other sends
  232. 1560 It back to Tybalt, whose dexterity
  233. 1561 Retorts it: Romeo he cries aloud,
  234. 1562 'Hold, friends! friends, part!' and swifter than his tongue,
  235. 1563 His agile arm beats down their fatal points,
  236. 1564 And 'twixt them rushes; underneath whose arm
  237. 1565 An envious thrust from Tybalt hit the life
  238. 1566 Of stout Mercutio, and then Tybalt fled:
  239. 1567 But by-and-by comes back to Romeo,
  240. 1568 Who had but newly entertain'd revenge,
  241. 1569 And to't they go like lightning; for, ere I
  242. 1570 Could draw to part them was stout Tybalt slain;
  243. 1571 And as he fell did Romeo turn and fly.
  244. 1572 This is the truth, or let Benvolio die.
  245. Lady Capulet
  246. 1573 He is a kinsman to the Montague,
  247. 1574 Affection makes him false, he speaks not true:
  248. 1575 Some twenty of them fought in this black strife,
  249. 1576 And all those twenty could but kill one life.
  250. 1577 I beg for justice, which thou, prince, must give;
  251. 1578 Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live.
  252. Prince Escalus
  253. 1579 Romeo slew him; he slew Mercutio:
  254. 1580 Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe?
  255. Montague
  256. 1581 Not Romeo, prince; he was Mercutio's friend;
  257. 1582 His fault concludes but what the law should end,
  258. 1583 The life of Tybalt.
  259. Prince Escalus
  260. 1584 And for that offence
  261. 1585 Immediately we do exile him hence:
  262. 1586 I have an interest in your hate's proceeding,
  263. 1587 My blood for your rude brawls doth lie a-bleeding;
  264. 1588 But I'll amerce you with so strong a fine
  265. 1589 That you shall all repent the loss of mine:
  266. 1590 I will be deaf to pleading and excuses;
  267. 1591 Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses,
  268. 1592 Therefore use none: let Romeo hence in haste,
  269. 1593 Else, when he is found, that hour is his last.
  270. 1594 Bear hence this body, and attend our will:
  271. 1595 Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.
  272. [Exeunt.]