Act 1, Scene 5

A Hall in Capulet's House.

  1. [Musicians waiting. Enter Servants.]
  2. First Servant
  3. 585 Where's Potpan, that he helps not to take away?
  4. 586 he shift a trencher! he scrape a trencher!
  5. Second Servant
  6. 587 When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's
  7. 588 hands, and they unwash'd too, 'tis a foul thing.
  8. First Servant
  9. 589 Away with the join-stools, remove the court-cupboard, look
  10. 590 to the plate:—good thou, save me a piece of marchpane; and as
  11. 591 thou loves me, let the porter let in Susan Grindstone and Nell.—
  12. 592 Antony! and Potpan!
  13. Second Servant
  14. 593 Ay, boy, ready.
  15. First Servant
  16. 594 You are looked for and called for, asked for
  17. 595 and sought for in the great chamber.
  18. Second Servant
  19. 596 We cannot be here and there too.—Cheerly, boys;
  20. 597 be brisk awhile, and the longer liver take all.
  21. [They retire behind.]
  22. [Enter Capulet, &c. with the Guests the Maskers.]
  23. Capulet
  24. 598 Welcome, gentlemen! ladies that have their toes
  25. 599 Unplagu'd with corns will have a bout with you.—
  26. 600 Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all
  27. 601 Will now deny to dance? she that makes dainty, she,
  28. 602 I'll swear hath corns; am I come near you now?
  29. 603 Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day
  30. 604 That I have worn a visard; and could tell
  31. 605 A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear,
  32. 606 Such as would please;—'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone:
  33. 607 You are welcome, gentlemen!—Come, musicians, play.
  34. 608 A hall—a hall! give room! and foot it, girls.—
  35. [Music plays, and they dance.]
  36. Capulet
  37. 609 More light, you knaves; and turn the tables up,
  38. 610 And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot.—
  39. 611 Ah, sirrah, this unlook'd-for sport comes well.
  40. 612 Nay, sit, nay, sit, good cousin Capulet;
  41. 613 For you and I are past our dancing days;
  42. 614 How long is't now since last yourself and I
  43. 615 Were in a mask?
  44. Second Capulet
  45. 616 By'r Lady, thirty years.
  46. Capulet
  47. 617 What, man! 'tis not so much, 'tis not so much:
  48. 618 'Tis since the nuptial of Lucentio,
  49. 619 Come Pentecost as quickly as it will,
  50. 620 Some five-and-twenty years; and then we mask'd.
  51. Second Capulet
  52. 621 'Tis more, 'tis more: his son is elder, sir;
  53. 622 His son is thirty.
  54. Capulet
  55. 623 Will you tell me that?
  56. 624 His son was but a ward two years ago.
  57. Romeo
  58. 625 What lady is that, which doth enrich the hand
  59. 626 Of yonder knight?
  60. Servant
  61. 627 I know not, sir.
  62. Romeo
  63. 628 O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
  64. 629 It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
  65. 630 Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear;
  66. 631 Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
  67. 632 So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows
  68. 633 As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
  69. 634 The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand
  70. 635 And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
  71. 636 Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
  72. 637 For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
  73. Tybalt
  74. 638 This, by his voice, should be a Montague.—
  75. 639 Fetch me my rapier, boy:—what, dares the slave
  76. 640 Come hither, cover'd with an antic face,
  77. 641 To fleer and scorn at our solemnity?
  78. 642 Now, by the stock and honour of my kin,
  79. 643 To strike him dead I hold it not a sin.
  80. Capulet
  81. 644 Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so?
  82. Tybalt
  83. 645 Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe;
  84. 646 A villain, that is hither come in spite,
  85. 647 To scorn at our solemnity this night.
  86. Capulet
  87. 648 Young Romeo, is it?
  88. Tybalt
  89. 649 'Tis he, that villain, Romeo.
  90. Capulet
  91. 650 Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone,
  92. 651 He bears him like a portly gentleman;
  93. 652 And, to say truth, Verona brags of him
  94. 653 To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth:
  95. 654 I would not for the wealth of all the town
  96. 655 Here in my house do him disparagement:
  97. 656 Therefore be patient, take no note of him,—
  98. 657 It is my will; the which if thou respect,
  99. 658 Show a fair presence and put off these frowns,
  100. 659 An ill-beseeming semblance for a feast.
  101. Tybalt
  102. 660 It fits, when such a villain is a guest:
  103. 661 I'll not endure him.
  104. Capulet
  105. 662 He shall be endur'd:
  106. 663 What, goodman boy!—I say he shall;—go to;
  107. 664 Am I the master here, or you? go to.
  108. 665 You'll not endure him!—God shall mend my soul,
  109. 666 You'll make a mutiny among my guests!
  110. 667 You will set cock-a-hoop! you'll be the man!
  111. Tybalt
  112. 668 Why, uncle, 'tis a shame.
  113. Capulet
  114. 669 Go to, go to!
  115. 670 You are a saucy boy. Is't so, indeed?—
  116. 671 This trick may chance to scathe you,—I know what:
  117. 672 You must contrary me! marry, 'tis time.—
  118. 673 Well said, my hearts!—You are a princox; go:
  119. 674 Be quiet, or—More light, more light!—For shame!
  120. 675 I'll make you quiet. What!—cheerly, my hearts.
  121. Tybalt
  122. 676 Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting
  123. 677 Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
  124. 678 I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall,
  125. 679 Now seeming sweet, convert to bitter gall.
  126. [Exit.]
  127. [To Juliet.]
  128. Romeo
  129. 680 If I profane with my unworthiest hand
  130. 681 This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this,—
  131. 682 My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
  132. 683 To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
  133. Juliet
  134. 684 Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
  135. 685 Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
  136. 686 For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
  137. 687 And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
  138. Romeo
  139. 688 Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
  140. Juliet
  141. 689 Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
  142. Romeo
  143. 690 O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;
  144. 691 They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
  145. Juliet
  146. 692 Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
  147. Romeo
  148. 693 Then move not while my prayer's effect I take.
  149. 694 Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purg'd.
  150. [Kissing her.]
  151. Juliet
  152. 695 Then have my lips the sin that they have took.
  153. Romeo
  154. 696 Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urg'd!
  155. 697 Give me my sin again.
  156. Juliet
  157. 698 You kiss by the book.
  158. Nurse
  159. 699 Madam, your mother craves a word with you.
  160. Romeo
  161. 700 What is her mother?
  162. Nurse
  163. 701 Marry, bachelor,
  164. 702 Her mother is the lady of the house.
  165. 703 And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous:
  166. 704 I nurs'd her daughter that you talk'd withal;
  167. 705 I tell you, he that can lay hold of her
  168. 706 Shall have the chinks.
  169. Romeo
  170. 707 Is she a Capulet?
  171. 708 O dear account! my life is my foe's debt.
  172. Benvolio
  173. 709 Away, be gone; the sport is at the best.
  174. Romeo
  175. 710 Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.
  176. Capulet
  177. 711 Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone;
  178. 712 We have a trifling foolish banquet towards.—
  179. 713 Is it e'en so? why then, I thank you all;
  180. 714 I thank you, honest gentlemen; good-night.—
  181. 715 More torches here!—Come on then, let's to bed.
  182. 716 Ah, sirrah
  183. [to 2 Capulet]
  184. Capulet
  185. 717 , by my fay, it waxes late;
  186. 718 I'll to my rest.
  187. [Exeunt all but Juliet and Nurse.]
  188. Juliet
  189. 719 Come hither, nurse. What is yond gentleman?
  190. Nurse
  191. 720 The son and heir of old Tiberio.
  192. Juliet
  193. 721 What's he that now is going out of door?
  194. Nurse
  195. 722 Marry, that, I think, be young Petruchio.
  196. Juliet
  197. 723 What's he that follows there, that would not dance?
  198. Nurse
  199. 724 I know not.
  200. Juliet
  201. 725 Go ask his name: if he be married,
  202. 726 My grave is like to be my wedding-bed.
  203. Nurse
  204. 727 His name is Romeo, and a Montague;
  205. 728 The only son of your great enemy.
  206. Juliet
  207. 729 My only love sprung from my only hate!
  208. 730 Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
  209. 731 Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
  210. 732 That I must love a loathed enemy.
  211. Nurse
  212. 733 What's this? What's this?
  213. Juliet
  214. 734 A rhyme I learn'd even now
  215. 735 Of one I danc'd withal.
  216. [One calls within, 'Juliet.']
  217. Nurse
  218. 736 Anon, anon!
  219. 737 Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone.
  220. [Exeunt.]