Act 1, Scene 5
A Hall in Capulet's House.
- [Musicians waiting. Enter Servants.]
- First Servant
- 585 Where's Potpan, that he helps not to take away?
- 586 he shift a trencher! he scrape a trencher!
- Second Servant
- 587 When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's
- 588 hands, and they unwash'd too, 'tis a foul thing.
- First Servant
- 589 Away with the join-stools, remove the court-cupboard, look
- 590 to the plate:—good thou, save me a piece of marchpane; and as
- 591 thou loves me, let the porter let in Susan Grindstone and Nell.—
- 592 Antony! and Potpan!
- Second Servant
- 593 Ay, boy, ready.
- First Servant
- 594 You are looked for and called for, asked for
- 595 and sought for in the great chamber.
- Second Servant
- 596 We cannot be here and there too.—Cheerly, boys;
- 597 be brisk awhile, and the longer liver take all.
- [They retire behind.]
- [Enter Capulet, &c. with the Guests the Maskers.]
- Capulet
- 598 Welcome, gentlemen! ladies that have their toes
- 599 Unplagu'd with corns will have a bout with you.—
- 600 Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all
- 601 Will now deny to dance? she that makes dainty, she,
- 602 I'll swear hath corns; am I come near you now?
- 603 Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day
- 604 That I have worn a visard; and could tell
- 605 A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear,
- 606 Such as would please;—'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone:
- 607 You are welcome, gentlemen!—Come, musicians, play.
- 608 A hall—a hall! give room! and foot it, girls.—
- [Music plays, and they dance.]
- Capulet
- 609 More light, you knaves; and turn the tables up,
- 610 And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot.—
- 611 Ah, sirrah, this unlook'd-for sport comes well.
- 612 Nay, sit, nay, sit, good cousin Capulet;
- 613 For you and I are past our dancing days;
- 614 How long is't now since last yourself and I
- 615 Were in a mask?
- Second Capulet
- 616 By'r Lady, thirty years.
- Capulet
- 617 What, man! 'tis not so much, 'tis not so much:
- 618 'Tis since the nuptial of Lucentio,
- 619 Come Pentecost as quickly as it will,
- 620 Some five-and-twenty years; and then we mask'd.
- Second Capulet
- 621 'Tis more, 'tis more: his son is elder, sir;
- 622 His son is thirty.
- Capulet
- 623 Will you tell me that?
- 624 His son was but a ward two years ago.
- Romeo
- 625 What lady is that, which doth enrich the hand
- 626 Of yonder knight?
- Servant
- 627 I know not, sir.
- Romeo
- 628 O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
- 629 It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
- 630 Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear;
- 631 Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
- 632 So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows
- 633 As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
- 634 The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand
- 635 And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
- 636 Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
- 637 For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
- Tybalt
- 638 This, by his voice, should be a Montague.—
- 639 Fetch me my rapier, boy:—what, dares the slave
- 640 Come hither, cover'd with an antic face,
- 641 To fleer and scorn at our solemnity?
- 642 Now, by the stock and honour of my kin,
- 643 To strike him dead I hold it not a sin.
- Capulet
- 644 Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so?
- Tybalt
- 645 Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe;
- 646 A villain, that is hither come in spite,
- 647 To scorn at our solemnity this night.
- Capulet
- 648 Young Romeo, is it?
- Tybalt
- 649 'Tis he, that villain, Romeo.
- Capulet
- 650 Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone,
- 651 He bears him like a portly gentleman;
- 652 And, to say truth, Verona brags of him
- 653 To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth:
- 654 I would not for the wealth of all the town
- 655 Here in my house do him disparagement:
- 656 Therefore be patient, take no note of him,—
- 657 It is my will; the which if thou respect,
- 658 Show a fair presence and put off these frowns,
- 659 An ill-beseeming semblance for a feast.
- Tybalt
- 660 It fits, when such a villain is a guest:
- 661 I'll not endure him.
- Capulet
- 662 He shall be endur'd:
- 663 What, goodman boy!—I say he shall;—go to;
- 664 Am I the master here, or you? go to.
- 665 You'll not endure him!—God shall mend my soul,
- 666 You'll make a mutiny among my guests!
- 667 You will set cock-a-hoop! you'll be the man!
- Tybalt
- 668 Why, uncle, 'tis a shame.
- Capulet
- 669 Go to, go to!
- 670 You are a saucy boy. Is't so, indeed?—
- 671 This trick may chance to scathe you,—I know what:
- 672 You must contrary me! marry, 'tis time.—
- 673 Well said, my hearts!—You are a princox; go:
- 674 Be quiet, or—More light, more light!—For shame!
- 675 I'll make you quiet. What!—cheerly, my hearts.
- Tybalt
- 676 Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting
- 677 Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
- 678 I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall,
- 679 Now seeming sweet, convert to bitter gall.
- [Exit.]
- [To Juliet.]
- Romeo
- 680 If I profane with my unworthiest hand
- 681 This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this,—
- 682 My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
- 683 To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
- Juliet
- 684 Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
- 685 Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
- 686 For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
- 687 And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
- Romeo
- 688 Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
- Juliet
- 689 Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
- Romeo
- 690 O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;
- 691 They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
- Juliet
- 692 Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
- Romeo
- 693 Then move not while my prayer's effect I take.
- 694 Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purg'd.
- [Kissing her.]
- Juliet
- 695 Then have my lips the sin that they have took.
- Romeo
- 696 Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urg'd!
- 697 Give me my sin again.
- Juliet
- 698 You kiss by the book.
- Nurse
- 699 Madam, your mother craves a word with you.
- Romeo
- 700 What is her mother?
- Nurse
- 701 Marry, bachelor,
- 702 Her mother is the lady of the house.
- 703 And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous:
- 704 I nurs'd her daughter that you talk'd withal;
- 705 I tell you, he that can lay hold of her
- 706 Shall have the chinks.
- Romeo
- 707 Is she a Capulet?
- 708 O dear account! my life is my foe's debt.
- Benvolio
- 709 Away, be gone; the sport is at the best.
- Romeo
- 710 Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.
- Capulet
- 711 Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone;
- 712 We have a trifling foolish banquet towards.—
- 713 Is it e'en so? why then, I thank you all;
- 714 I thank you, honest gentlemen; good-night.—
- 715 More torches here!—Come on then, let's to bed.
- 716 Ah, sirrah
- [to 2 Capulet]
- Capulet
- 717 , by my fay, it waxes late;
- 718 I'll to my rest.
- [Exeunt all but Juliet and Nurse.]
- Juliet
- 719 Come hither, nurse. What is yond gentleman?
- Nurse
- 720 The son and heir of old Tiberio.
- Juliet
- 721 What's he that now is going out of door?
- Nurse
- 722 Marry, that, I think, be young Petruchio.
- Juliet
- 723 What's he that follows there, that would not dance?
- Nurse
- 724 I know not.
- Juliet
- 725 Go ask his name: if he be married,
- 726 My grave is like to be my wedding-bed.
- Nurse
- 727 His name is Romeo, and a Montague;
- 728 The only son of your great enemy.
- Juliet
- 729 My only love sprung from my only hate!
- 730 Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
- 731 Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
- 732 That I must love a loathed enemy.
- Nurse
- 733 What's this? What's this?
- Juliet
- 734 A rhyme I learn'd even now
- 735 Of one I danc'd withal.
- [One calls within, 'Juliet.']
- Nurse
- 736 Anon, anon!
- 737 Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone.
- [Exeunt.]