Act 1, Scene 4

A Street.

  1. [Enter Romeo, Mercutio, Benvolio, with five or six Maskers; Torch-bearers, and others.]
  2. Romeo
  3. 465 What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse?
  4. 466 Or shall we on without apology?
  5. Benvolio
  6. 467 The date is out of such prolixity:
  7. 468 We'll have no Cupid hoodwink'd with a scarf,
  8. 469 Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath,
  9. 470 Scaring the ladies like a crow-keeper;
  10. 471 Nor no without-book prologue, faintly spoke
  11. 472 After the prompter, for our entrance:
  12. 473 But, let them measure us by what they will,
  13. 474 We'll measure them a measure, and be gone.
  14. Romeo
  15. 475 Give me a torch,—I am not for this ambling;
  16. 476 Being but heavy, I will bear the light.
  17. Mercutio
  18. 477 Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.
  19. Romeo
  20. 478 Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes,
  21. 479 With nimble soles; I have a soul of lead
  22. 480 So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.
  23. Mercutio
  24. 481 You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings,
  25. 482 And soar with them above a common bound.
  26. Romeo
  27. 483 I am too sore enpierced with his shaft
  28. 484 To soar with his light feathers; and so bound,
  29. 485 I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe:
  30. 486 Under love's heavy burden do I sink.
  31. Mercutio
  32. 487 And, to sink in it, should you burden love;
  33. 488 Too great oppression for a tender thing.
  34. Romeo
  35. 489 Is love a tender thing? it is too rough,
  36. 490 Too rude, too boisterous; and it pricks like thorn.
  37. Mercutio
  38. 491 If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
  39. 492 Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.—
  40. 493 Give me a case to put my visage in:
  41. [Putting on a mask.]
  42. Mercutio
  43. 494 A visard for a visard! what care I
  44. 495 What curious eye doth quote deformities?
  45. 496 Here are the beetle-brows shall blush for me.
  46. Benvolio
  47. 497 Come, knock and enter; and no sooner in
  48. 498 But every man betake him to his legs.
  49. Romeo
  50. 499 A torch for me: let wantons, light of heart,
  51. 500 Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels;
  52. 501 For I am proverb'd with a grandsire phrase,—
  53. 502 I'll be a candle-holder and look on,—
  54. 503 The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done.
  55. Mercutio
  56. 504 Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word:
  57. 505 If thou art dun, we'll draw thee from the mire
  58. 506 Of this—sir-reverence—love, wherein thou stick'st
  59. 507 Up to the ears.—Come, we burn daylight, ho.
  60. Romeo
  61. 508 Nay, that's not so.
  62. Mercutio
  63. 509 I mean, sir, in delay
  64. 510 We waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day.
  65. 511 Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits
  66. 512 Five times in that ere once in our five wits.
  67. Romeo
  68. 513 And we mean well, in going to this mask;
  69. 514 But 'tis no wit to go.
  70. Mercutio
  71. 515 Why, may one ask?
  72. Romeo
  73. 516 I dreamt a dream to-night.
  74. Mercutio
  75. 517 And so did I.
  76. Romeo
  77. 518 Well, what was yours?
  78. Mercutio
  79. 519 That dreamers often lie.
  80. Romeo
  81. 520 In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.
  82. Mercutio
  83. 521 O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
  84. 522 She is the fairies' midwife; and she comes
  85. 523 In shape no bigger than an agate-stone
  86. 524 On the fore-finger of an alderman,
  87. 525 Drawn with a team of little atomies
  88. 526 Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep:
  89. 527 Her waggon-spokes made of long spinners' legs;
  90. 528 The cover, of the wings of grasshoppers;
  91. 529 The traces, of the smallest spider's web;
  92. 530 The collars, of the moonshine's watery beams;
  93. 531 Her whip, of cricket's bone; the lash, of film;
  94. 532 Her waggoner, a small grey-coated gnat,
  95. 533 Not half so big as a round little worm
  96. 534 Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid:
  97. 535 Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut,
  98. 536 Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
  99. 537 Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers.
  100. 538 And in this state she gallops night by night
  101. 539 Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love;
  102. 540 O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight;
  103. 541 O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees;
  104. 542 O'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream,—
  105. 543 Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,
  106. 544 Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are:
  107. 545 Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose,
  108. 546 And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
  109. 547 And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail,
  110. 548 Tickling a parson's nose as 'a lies asleep,
  111. 549 Then dreams he of another benefice:
  112. 550 Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck,
  113. 551 And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
  114. 552 Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,
  115. 553 Of healths five fathom deep; and then anon
  116. 554 Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes;
  117. 555 And, being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two,
  118. 556 And sleeps again. This is that very Mab
  119. 557 That plats the manes of horses in the night;
  120. 558 And bakes the elf-locks in foul sluttish hairs,
  121. 559 Which, once untangled, much misfortune bodes:
  122. 560 This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
  123. 561 That presses them, and learns them first to bear,
  124. 562 Making them women of good carriage:
  125. 563 This is she,—
  126. Romeo
  127. 564 Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace,
  128. 565 Thou talk'st of nothing.
  129. Mercutio
  130. 566 True, I talk of dreams,
  131. 567 Which are the children of an idle brain,
  132. 568 Begot of nothing but vain fantasy;
  133. 569 Which is as thin of substance as the air,
  134. 570 And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes
  135. 571 Even now the frozen bosom of the north,
  136. 572 And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence,
  137. 573 Turning his face to the dew-dropping south.
  138. Benvolio
  139. 574 This wind you talk of blows us from ourselves:
  140. 575 Supper is done, and we shall come too late.
  141. Romeo
  142. 576 I fear, too early: for my mind misgives
  143. 577 Some consequence, yet hanging in the stars,
  144. 578 Shall bitterly begin his fearful date
  145. 579 With this night's revels; and expire the term
  146. 580 Of a despised life, clos'd in my breast,
  147. 581 By some vile forfeit of untimely death:
  148. 582 But He that hath the steerage of my course
  149. 583 Direct my sail!—On, lusty gentlemen!
  150. Benvolio
  151. 584 Strike, drum.
  152. [Exeunt.]