Act 1, Scene 4
A Street.
- [Enter Romeo, Mercutio, Benvolio, with five or six Maskers; Torch-bearers, and others.]
- Romeo
- 465 What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse?
- 466 Or shall we on without apology?
- Benvolio
- 467 The date is out of such prolixity:
- 468 We'll have no Cupid hoodwink'd with a scarf,
- 469 Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath,
- 470 Scaring the ladies like a crow-keeper;
- 471 Nor no without-book prologue, faintly spoke
- 472 After the prompter, for our entrance:
- 473 But, let them measure us by what they will,
- 474 We'll measure them a measure, and be gone.
- Romeo
- 475 Give me a torch,—I am not for this ambling;
- 476 Being but heavy, I will bear the light.
- Mercutio
- 477 Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.
- Romeo
- 478 Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes,
- 479 With nimble soles; I have a soul of lead
- 480 So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.
- Mercutio
- 481 You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings,
- 482 And soar with them above a common bound.
- Romeo
- 483 I am too sore enpierced with his shaft
- 484 To soar with his light feathers; and so bound,
- 485 I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe:
- 486 Under love's heavy burden do I sink.
- Mercutio
- 487 And, to sink in it, should you burden love;
- 488 Too great oppression for a tender thing.
- Romeo
- 489 Is love a tender thing? it is too rough,
- 490 Too rude, too boisterous; and it pricks like thorn.
- Mercutio
- 491 If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
- 492 Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.—
- 493 Give me a case to put my visage in:
- [Putting on a mask.]
- Mercutio
- 494 A visard for a visard! what care I
- 495 What curious eye doth quote deformities?
- 496 Here are the beetle-brows shall blush for me.
- Benvolio
- 497 Come, knock and enter; and no sooner in
- 498 But every man betake him to his legs.
- Romeo
- 499 A torch for me: let wantons, light of heart,
- 500 Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels;
- 501 For I am proverb'd with a grandsire phrase,—
- 502 I'll be a candle-holder and look on,—
- 503 The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done.
- Mercutio
- 504 Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word:
- 505 If thou art dun, we'll draw thee from the mire
- 506 Of this—sir-reverence—love, wherein thou stick'st
- 507 Up to the ears.—Come, we burn daylight, ho.
- Romeo
- 508 Nay, that's not so.
- Mercutio
- 509 I mean, sir, in delay
- 510 We waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day.
- 511 Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits
- 512 Five times in that ere once in our five wits.
- Romeo
- 513 And we mean well, in going to this mask;
- 514 But 'tis no wit to go.
- Mercutio
- 515 Why, may one ask?
- Romeo
- 516 I dreamt a dream to-night.
- Mercutio
- 517 And so did I.
- Romeo
- 518 Well, what was yours?
- Mercutio
- 519 That dreamers often lie.
- Romeo
- 520 In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.
- Mercutio
- 521 O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
- 522 She is the fairies' midwife; and she comes
- 523 In shape no bigger than an agate-stone
- 524 On the fore-finger of an alderman,
- 525 Drawn with a team of little atomies
- 526 Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep:
- 527 Her waggon-spokes made of long spinners' legs;
- 528 The cover, of the wings of grasshoppers;
- 529 The traces, of the smallest spider's web;
- 530 The collars, of the moonshine's watery beams;
- 531 Her whip, of cricket's bone; the lash, of film;
- 532 Her waggoner, a small grey-coated gnat,
- 533 Not half so big as a round little worm
- 534 Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid:
- 535 Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut,
- 536 Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
- 537 Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers.
- 538 And in this state she gallops night by night
- 539 Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love;
- 540 O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight;
- 541 O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees;
- 542 O'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream,—
- 543 Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,
- 544 Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are:
- 545 Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose,
- 546 And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
- 547 And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail,
- 548 Tickling a parson's nose as 'a lies asleep,
- 549 Then dreams he of another benefice:
- 550 Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck,
- 551 And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
- 552 Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,
- 553 Of healths five fathom deep; and then anon
- 554 Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes;
- 555 And, being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two,
- 556 And sleeps again. This is that very Mab
- 557 That plats the manes of horses in the night;
- 558 And bakes the elf-locks in foul sluttish hairs,
- 559 Which, once untangled, much misfortune bodes:
- 560 This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
- 561 That presses them, and learns them first to bear,
- 562 Making them women of good carriage:
- 563 This is she,—
- Romeo
- 564 Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace,
- 565 Thou talk'st of nothing.
- Mercutio
- 566 True, I talk of dreams,
- 567 Which are the children of an idle brain,
- 568 Begot of nothing but vain fantasy;
- 569 Which is as thin of substance as the air,
- 570 And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes
- 571 Even now the frozen bosom of the north,
- 572 And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence,
- 573 Turning his face to the dew-dropping south.
- Benvolio
- 574 This wind you talk of blows us from ourselves:
- 575 Supper is done, and we shall come too late.
- Romeo
- 576 I fear, too early: for my mind misgives
- 577 Some consequence, yet hanging in the stars,
- 578 Shall bitterly begin his fearful date
- 579 With this night's revels; and expire the term
- 580 Of a despised life, clos'd in my breast,
- 581 By some vile forfeit of untimely death:
- 582 But He that hath the steerage of my course
- 583 Direct my sail!—On, lusty gentlemen!
- Benvolio
- 584 Strike, drum.
- [Exeunt.]