Act 4, Scene 1

The Inside of a Church.

  1. [Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, LEONATO, FRIAR FRANCIS, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, HERO, BEATRICE, &c.]
  2. Leonato
  3. 1324 Come, Friar Francis, be brief: only to the plain form of marriage,
  4. 1325 and you shall recount their particular duties afterwards.
  5. Friar Francis
  6. 1326 You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady?
  7. Claudio
  8. 1327 No.
  9. Leonato
  10. 1328 To be married to her, friar; you come to marry her.
  11. Friar Francis
  12. 1329 Lady, you come hither to be married to this count?
  13. Hero
  14. 1330 I do.
  15. Friar Francis
  16. 1331 If either of you know any inward impediment, why you should not be
  17. 1332 conjoined, I charge you, on your souls, to utter it.
  18. Claudio
  19. 1333 Know you any, Hero?
  20. Hero
  21. 1334 None, my lord.
  22. Friar Francis
  23. 1335 Know you any, count?
  24. Leonato
  25. 1336 I dare make his answer; none.
  26. Claudio
  27. 1337 O! what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily do, not
  28. 1338 knowing what they do!
  29. Benedick
  30. 1339 How now! Interjections? Why then, some be of laughing, as ah! ha!
  31. 1340 he!
  32. Claudio
  33. 1341 Stand thee by, friar. Father, by your leave: Will you with free and
  34. 1342 unconstrained soul Give me this maid, your daughter?
  35. Leonato
  36. 1343 As freely, son, as God did give her me.
  37. Claudio
  38. 1344 And what have I to give you back whose worth
  39. 1345 May counterpoise this rich and precious gift?
  40. Don Pedro
  41. 1346 Nothing, unless you render her again.
  42. Claudio
  43. 1347 Sweet prince, you learn me noble thankfulness.
  44. 1348 There, Leonato, take her back again:
  45. 1349 Give not this rotten orange to your friend;
  46. 1350 She's but the sign and semblance of her honour.
  47. 1351 Behold! how like a maid she blushes here.
  48. 1352 O! what authority and show of truth
  49. 1353 Can cunning sin cover itself withal.
  50. 1354 Comes not that blood as modest evidence
  51. 1355 To witness simple virtue? Would you not swear,
  52. 1356 All you that see her, that she were a maid,
  53. 1357 By these exterior shows? But she is none:
  54. 1358 She knows the heat of a luxurious bed;
  55. 1359 Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.
  56. Leonato
  57. 1360 What do you mean, my lord?
  58. Claudio
  59. 1361 Not to be married,
  60. 1362 Not to knit my soul to an approved wanton.
  61. Leonato
  62. 1363 Dear my lord, if you, in your own proof,
  63. 1364 Have vanquish'd the resistance of her youth,
  64. 1365 And made defeat of her virginity,—
  65. Claudio
  66. 1366 I know what you would say: if I have known her,
  67. 1367 You'll say she did embrace me as a husband,
  68. 1368 And so extenuate theforehand sin: No, Leonato,
  69. 1369 I never tempted her with word too large;
  70. 1370 But, as a brother to his sister, show'd
  71. 1371 Bashful sincerity and comely love.
  72. Hero
  73. 1372 And seem'd I ever otherwise to you?
  74. Claudio
  75. 1373 Out on thee! Seeming! I will write against it:
  76. 1374 You seem to me as Dian in her orb,
  77. 1375 As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown;
  78. 1376 But you are more intemperate in your blood
  79. 1377 Than Venus, or those pamper'd animals
  80. 1378 That rage in savage sensuality.
  81. Hero
  82. 1379 Is my lord well, that he doth speak so wide?
  83. Leonato
  84. 1380 Sweet prince, why speak not you?
  85. Don Pedro
  86. 1381 What should I speak?
  87. 1382 I stand dishonour'd, that have gone about
  88. 1383 To link my dear friend to a common stale.
  89. Leonato
  90. 1384 Are these things spoken, or do I but dream?
  91. Don John
  92. 1385 Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true.
  93. Benedick
  94. 1386 This looks not like a nuptial.
  95. Hero
  96. 1387 True! O God!
  97. Claudio
  98. 1388 Leonato, stand I here? Is this the prince?
  99. 1389 Is this the prince's brother?
  100. 1390 Is this face Hero's? Are our eyes our own?
  101. Leonato
  102. 1391 All this is so; but what of this, my lord?
  103. Claudio
  104. 1392 Let me but move one question to your daughter,
  105. 1393 And by that fatherly and kindly power
  106. 1394 That you have in her, bid her answer truly.
  107. Leonato
  108. 1395 I charge thee do so, as thou art my child.
  109. Hero
  110. 1396 O, God defend me! how am I beset!
  111. 1397 What kind of catechizing call you this?
  112. Claudio
  113. 1398 To make you answer truly to your name.
  114. Hero
  115. 1399 Is it not Hero? Who can blot that name
  116. 1400 With any just reproach?
  117. Claudio
  118. 1401 Marry, that can Hero:
  119. 1402 Hero itself can blot out Hero's virtue.
  120. 1403 hat man was he talk'd with you yesternight
  121. 1404 Out at your window, betwixt twelve and one?
  122. 1405 Now, if you are a maid, answer to this.
  123. Hero
  124. 1406 I talk'd with no man at that hour, my lord.
  125. Don Pedro
  126. 1407 Why, then are you no maiden.
  127. 1408 Leonato, I am sorry you must hear: upon my honour,
  128. 1409 Myself, my brother, and this grieved count,
  129. 1410 Did see her, hear her, at that hour last night,
  130. 1411 Talk with a ruffian at her chamber-window;
  131. 1412 Who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain,
  132. 1413 Confess'd the vile encounters they have had
  133. 1414 A thousand times in secret.
  134. Don John
  135. 1415 Fie, fie! they are not to be nam'd, my lord,
  136. 1416 Not to be spoke of;
  137. 1417 There is not chastity enough in language
  138. 1418 Without offence to utter them. Thus, pretty lady,
  139. 1419 I am sorry for thy much misgovernment.
  140. Claudio
  141. 1420 O Hero! what a Hero hadst thou been,
  142. 1421 If half thy outward graces had been plac'd
  143. 1422 About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart!
  144. 1423 But fare thee well, most foul, most fair! farewell,
  145. 1424 Thou pure impiety, and impious purity!
  146. 1425 For thee I'll lock up all the gates of love,
  147. 1426 And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang,
  148. 1427 To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm,
  149. 1428 And never shall it more be gracious.
  150. Leonato
  151. 1429 Hath no man's dagger here a point for me?
  152. [HERO swoons.]
  153. Beatrice
  154. 1430 Why, how now, cousin! wherefore sink you down?
  155. Don John
  156. 1431 Come, let us go. These things, come thus to light,
  157. 1432 Smother her spirits up.
  158. [Exeunt DON PEDRO, DON JOHN and CLAUDIO.]
  159. Benedick
  160. 1433 How doth the lady?
  161. Beatrice
  162. 1434 Dead, I think! help, uncle! Hero! why, Hero! Uncle! Signior
  163. 1435 Benedick! Friar!
  164. Leonato
  165. 1436 O Fate! take not away thy heavy hand:
  166. 1437 Death is the fairest cover for her shame
  167. 1438 That may be wish'd for.
  168. Beatrice
  169. 1439 How now, cousin Hero?
  170. Friar Francis
  171. 1440 Have comfort, lady.
  172. Leonato
  173. 1441 Dost thou look up?
  174. Friar Francis
  175. 1442 Yea; wherefore should she not?
  176. Leonato
  177. 1443 Wherefore! Why, doth not every earthly thing
  178. 1444 Cry shame upon her? Could she here deny
  179. 1445 The story that is printed in her blood?
  180. 1446 Do not live, Hero; do not ope thine eyes;
  181. 1447 For, did I think thou wouldst not quickly die,
  182. 1448 Thought I thy spirits were stronger than thy shames,
  183. 1449 Myself would, on the rearward of reproaches,
  184. 1450 Strike at thy life. Griev'd I, I had but one?
  185. 1451 Chid I for that at frugal nature's frame?
  186. 1452 O! one too much by thee. Why had I one?
  187. 1453 Why ever wast thou lovely in mine eyes?
  188. 1454 Why had I not with charitable hand
  189. 1455 Took up a beggar's issue at my gates,
  190. 1456 Who smirched thus, and mir'd with infamy,
  191. 1457 I might have said, 'No part of it is mine;
  192. 1458 This shame derives itself from unknown loins?'
  193. 1459 But mine, and mine I lov'd, and mine I prais'd,
  194. 1460 And mine that I was proud on, mine so much
  195. 1461 That I myself was to myself not mine,
  196. 1462 Valuing of her; why, she—O! she is fallen
  197. 1463 Into a pit of ink, that the wide sea
  198. 1464 Hath drops too few to wash her clean again,
  199. 1465 And salt too little which may season give
  200. 1466 To her foul-tainted flesh.
  201. Benedick
  202. 1467 Sir, sir, be patient.
  203. 1468 For my part, I am so attir'd in wonder,
  204. 1469 I know not what to say.
  205. Beatrice
  206. 1470 O! on my soul, my cousin is belied!
  207. Benedick
  208. 1471 Lady, were you her bedfellow last night?
  209. Beatrice
  210. 1472 No, truly, not; although, until last night I have this
  211. 1473 twelvemonth been her bedfellow.
  212. Leonato
  213. 1474 Confirm'd, confirm'd! O! that is stronger made,
  214. 1475 Which was before barr'd up with ribs of iron.
  215. 1476 Would the two princes lie? and Claudio lie,
  216. 1477 Who lov'd her so, that, speaking of her foulness,
  217. 1478 Wash'd it with tears? Hence from her! let her die.
  218. Friar Francis
  219. 1479 Hear me a little;
  220. 1480 For I have only been silent so long,
  221. 1481 And given way unto this course of fortune,
  222. 1482 By noting of the lady: I have mark'd
  223. 1483 A thousand blushing apparitions
  224. 1484 To start into her face; a thousand innocent shames
  225. 1485 In angel whiteness bear away those blushes;
  226. 1486 And in her eye there hath appear'd a fire,
  227. 1487 To burn the errors that these princes hold
  228. 1488 Against her maiden truth. Call me a fool;
  229. 1489 Trust not my reading nor my observations,
  230. 1490 Which with experimental seal doth warrant
  231. 1491 The tenure of my book; trust not my age,
  232. 1492 My reverence, calling, nor divinity,
  233. 1493 If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here
  234. 1494 Under some biting error.
  235. Leonato
  236. 1495 Friar, it cannot be.
  237. 1496 Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left
  238. 1497 Is that she will not add to her damnation
  239. 1498 A sin of perjury: she not denies it.
  240. 1499 Why seek'st thou then to cover with excuse
  241. 1500 That which appears in proper nakedness?
  242. Friar Francis
  243. 1501 Lady, what man is he you are accus'd of?
  244. Hero
  245. 1502 They know that do accuse me, I know none;
  246. 1503 If I know more of any man alive
  247. 1504 Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
  248. 1505 Let all my sins lack mercy! O, my father!
  249. 1506 Prove you that any man with me convers'd
  250. 1507 At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight
  251. 1508 Maintain'd the change of words with any creature,
  252. 1509 Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death.
  253. Friar Francis
  254. 1510 There is some strange misprision in the princes.
  255. Benedick
  256. 1511 Two of them have the very bent of honour;
  257. 1512 And if their wisdoms be misled in this,
  258. 1513 The practice of it lives in John the bastard,
  259. 1514 Whose spirits toil in frame of villanies.
  260. Leonato
  261. 1515 I know not. If they speak but truth of her,
  262. 1516 These hands shall tear her; if they wrong her honour,
  263. 1517 The proudest of them shall well hear of it.
  264. 1518 Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine,
  265. 1519 Nor age so eat up my invention,
  266. 1520 Nor fortune made such havoc of my means,
  267. 1521 Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends,
  268. 1522 But they shall find, awak'd in such a kind,
  269. 1523 Both strength of limb and policy of mind,
  270. 1524 Ability in means and choice of friends,
  271. 1525 To quit me of them throughly.
  272. Friar Francis
  273. 1526 Pause awhile, And let my counsel sway you in this case.
  274. 1527 Your daughter here the princes left for dead;
  275. 1528 Let her awhile be secretly kept in,
  276. 1529 And publish it that she is dead indeed:
  277. 1530 Maintain a mourning ostentation;
  278. 1531 nd on your family's old monument
  279. 1532 Hang mournful epitaphs and do all rites
  280. 1533 That appertain unto a burial.
  281. Leonato
  282. 1534 What shall become of this? What will this do?
  283. Friar Francis
  284. 1535 Marry, this well carried shall on her behalf
  285. 1536 Change slander to remorse; that is some good.
  286. 1537 But not for that dream I on this strange course,
  287. 1538 But on this travail look for greater birth.
  288. 1539 She dying, as it must be so maintain'd,
  289. 1540 Upon the instant that she was accus'd,
  290. 1541 Shall be lamented, pitied and excus'd
  291. 1542 Of every hearer; for it so falls out
  292. 1543 That what we have we prize not to the worth
  293. 1544 Whiles we enjoy it, but being lack'd and lost,
  294. 1545 Why, then we rack the value, then we find
  295. 1546 The virtue that possession would not show us
  296. 1547 Whiles it was ours. So will it fare with Claudio:
  297. 1548 When he shall hear she died upon his words,
  298. 1549 The idea of her life shall sweetly creep
  299. 1550 Into his study of imagination,
  300. 1551 And every lovely organ of her life
  301. 1552 Shall come apparell'd in more precious habit,
  302. 1553 More moving-delicate, and full of life
  303. 1554 Into the eye and prospect of his soul,
  304. 1555 Than when she liv'd indeed: then shall he mourn,—
  305. 1556 If ever love had interest in his liver,—
  306. 1557 And wish he had not so accused her,
  307. 1558 No, though be thought his accusation true.
  308. 1559 Let this be so, and doubt not but success
  309. 1560 Will fashion the event in better shape
  310. 1561 Than I can lay it down in likelihood.
  311. 1562 But if all aim but this be levell'd false,
  312. 1563 The supposition of the lady's death
  313. 1564 Will quench the wonder of her infamy:
  314. 1565 And if it sort not well, you may conceal her,—
  315. 1566 As best befits her wounded reputation,—
  316. 1567 In some reclusive and religious life,
  317. 1568 Out of all eyes, tongues, minds, and injuries.
  318. Benedick
  319. 1569 Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you:
  320. 1570 And though you know my inwardness and love
  321. 1571 Is very much unto the prince and Claudio,
  322. 1572 Yet, by mine honour, I will deal in this
  323. 1573 As secretly and justly as your soul
  324. 1574 Should with your body.
  325. Leonato
  326. 1575 Being that I flow in grief, The smallest twine may lead me.
  327. Friar Francis
  328. 1576 'Tis well consented: presently away;
  329. 1577 For to strange sores strangely they strain the cure.
  330. 1578 Come, lady, die to live: this wedding day
  331. 1579 Perhaps is but prolong'd: have patience and endure.
  332. [Exeunt FRIAR, HERO, and LEONATO.]
  333. Benedick
  334. 1580 Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while?
  335. Beatrice
  336. 1581 Yea, and I will weep a while longer.
  337. Benedick
  338. 1582 I will not desire that.
  339. Beatrice
  340. 1583 You have no reason; I do it freely.
  341. Benedick
  342. 1584 Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged.
  343. Beatrice
  344. 1585 Ah! how much might the man deserve of me that would right her.
  345. Benedick
  346. 1586 Is there any way to show such friendship?
  347. Beatrice
  348. 1587 A very even way, but no such friend.
  349. Benedick
  350. 1588 May a man do it?
  351. Beatrice
  352. 1589 It is a man's office, but not yours.
  353. Benedick
  354. 1590 I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that
  355. 1591 strange?
  356. Beatrice
  357. 1592 As strange as the thing I know not. It were as possible for me to say
  358. 1593 I loved nothing so well as you; but believe me not, and yet I lie not;
  359. 1594 I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my cousin.
  360. Benedick
  361. 1595 By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me.
  362. Beatrice
  363. 1596 Do not swear by it, and eat it.
  364. Benedick
  365. 1597 I will swear by it that you love me; and I will make him eat it that
  366. 1598 says I love not you.
  367. Beatrice
  368. 1599 Will you not eat your word?
  369. Benedick
  370. 1600 With no sauce that can be devised to it. I protest I love thee.
  371. Beatrice
  372. 1601 Why then, God forgive me!
  373. Benedick
  374. 1602 What offence, sweet Beatrice?
  375. Beatrice
  376. 1603 You have stayed me in a happy hour: I was about to protest I loved
  377. 1604 you.
  378. Benedick
  379. 1605 And do it with all thy heart.
  380. Beatrice
  381. 1606 I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.
  382. Benedick
  383. 1607 Come, bid me do anything for thee.
  384. Beatrice
  385. 1608 Kill Claudio.
  386. Benedick
  387. 1609 Ha! not for the wide world.
  388. Beatrice
  389. 1610 You kill me to deny it. Farewell.
  390. Benedick
  391. 1611 Tarry, sweet Beatrice.
  392. Beatrice
  393. 1612 I am gone, though I am here: there is no love in you: nay, I pray
  394. 1613 you, let me go.
  395. Benedick
  396. 1614 Beatrice,—
  397. Beatrice
  398. 1615 In faith, I will go.
  399. Benedick
  400. 1616 We'll be friends first.
  401. Beatrice
  402. 1617 You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine enemy.
  403. Benedick
  404. 1618 Is Claudio thine enemy?
  405. Beatrice
  406. 1619 Is he not approved in the height a villain, that hath slandered,
  407. 1620 scorned, dishonoured my kinswoman? O! that I were a man. What! bear
  408. 1621 her in hand until they come to take hands, and then, with public
  409. 1622 accusation, uncovered slander, unmitigated rancour,—O God, that I
  410. 1623 were a man! I would eat his heart in the market-place.
  411. Benedick
  412. 1624 Hear me, Beatrice,—
  413. Beatrice
  414. 1625 Talk with a man out at a window! a proper saying!
  415. Benedick
  416. 1626 Nay, but Beatrice,—
  417. Beatrice
  418. 1627 Sweet Hero! she is wronged, she is slandered, she is undone.
  419. Benedick
  420. 1628 Beat—
  421. Beatrice
  422. 1629 Princes and counties! Surely, a princely testimony, a goodly Count
  423. 1630 Comfect; a sweet gallant, surely! O! that I were a man for his sake,
  424. 1631 or that I had any friend would be a man for my sake! But manhood is
  425. 1632 melted into cursies, valour into compliment, and men are only turned
  426. 1633 into tongue, and trim ones too: he is now as valiant as Hercules, that
  427. 1634 only tells a lie and swears it. I cannot be a man with wishing,
  428. 1635 therefore I will die a woman with grieving.
  429. Benedick
  430. 1636 Tarry, good Beatrice. By this hand, I love thee.
  431. Beatrice
  432. 1637 Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it.
  433. Benedick
  434. 1638 Think you in your soul the Count Claudio hath wronged Hero?
  435. Beatrice
  436. 1639 Yea, as sure is I have a thought or a soul.
  437. Benedick
  438. 1640 Enough! I am engaged, I will challenge him. I will kiss your hand,
  439. 1641 and so leave you. By this hand, Claudio shall render me a dear account.
  440. 1642 As you hear of me, so think of me. Go, comfort your cousin: I must
  441. 1643 say she is dead; and so, farewell.
  442. [Exeunt.]