Act 4, Scene 2

Athens. A Room in QUINCE'S House.

  1. [Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING.]
  2. Quince
  3. 1650 Have you sent to Bottom's house? is he come home yet?
  4. Starveling
  5. 1651 He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt, he is transported.
  6. Flute
  7. 1652 If he come not, then the play is marred; it goes not
  8. 1653 forward, doth it?
  9. Quince
  10. 1654 It is not possible: you have not a man in all Athens
  11. 1655 able to discharge Pyramus but he.
  12. Flute
  13. 1656 No; he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft man in
  14. 1657 Athens.
  15. Quince
  16. 1658 Yea, and the best person too: and he is a very paramour
  17. 1659 for a sweet voice.
  18. Flute
  19. 1660 You must say paragon: a paramour is, God bless us, a thing of
  20. 1661 naught.
  21. [Enter SNUG.]
  22. Snug
  23. 1662 Masters, the duke is coming from the temple; and there is
  24. 1663 two or three lords and ladies more married: if our sport had gone
  25. 1664 forward, we had all been made men.
  26. Flute
  27. 1665 O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a day
  28. 1666 during his life; he could not have 'scaped sixpence a-day; an
  29. 1667 the duke had not given him sixpence a-day for playing Pyramus,
  30. 1668 I'll be hanged; he would have deserved it: sixpence a-day in
  31. 1669 Pyramus, or nothing.
  32. [Enter BOTTOM.]
  33. Bottom
  34. 1670 Where are these lads? where are these hearts?
  35. Quince
  36. 1671 Bottom!—O most courageous day! O most happy hour!
  37. Bottom
  38. 1672 Masters, I am to discourse wonders: but ask me not
  39. 1673 what; for if I tell you, I am not true Athenian. I will tell you
  40. 1674 everything, right as it fell out.
  41. Quince
  42. 1675 Let us hear, sweet Bottom.
  43. Bottom
  44. 1676 Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that the
  45. 1677 duke hath dined. Get your apparel together; good strings to
  46. 1678 your beards, new ribbons to your pumps; meet presently at the
  47. 1679 palace; every man look over his part; for the short and the long
  48. 1680 is, our play is preferred. In any case, let Thisby have clean
  49. 1681 linen; and let not him that plays the lion pare his nails, for
  50. 1682 they shall hang out for the lion's claws. And, most dear actors,
  51. 1683 eat no onions nor garlick, for we are to utter sweet breath; and
  52. 1684 I do not doubt but to hear them say it is a sweet comedy. No more
  53. 1685 words: away! go; away!
  54. [Exeunt.]