Act 4, Scene 1

The Wood.

  1. [Enter TITANIA and BOTTOM; PEASBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, MUSTARDSEED, and other FAIRIES attending; OBERON behind, unseen.]
  2. Titania
  3. 1433 Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed,
  4. 1434 While I thy amiable cheeks do coy,
  5. 1435 And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head,
  6. 1436 And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy.
  7. Bottom
  8. 1437 Where's Peasblossom?
  9. Peasblossom
  10. 1438 Ready.
  11. Bottom
  12. 1439 Scratch my head, Peasblossom.—
  13. 1440 Where's Monsieur Cobweb?
  14. Cobweb
  15. 1441 Ready.
  16. Bottom
  17. 1442 Monsieur Cobweb; good monsieur, get you your weapons in
  18. 1443 your hand and kill me a red-hipped humble-bee on the top of a
  19. 1444 thistle; and, good monsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not
  20. 1445 fret yourself too much in the action, monsieur; and, good
  21. 1446 monsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not; I would be
  22. 1447 loath to have you overflown with a honey-bag, signior.—
  23. 1448 Where's Monsieur Mustardseed?
  24. Mustardseed
  25. 1449 Ready.
  26. Bottom
  27. 1450 Give me your neif, Monsieur Mustardseed.
  28. 1451 Pray you, leave your curtsy, good monsieur.
  29. Mustardseed
  30. 1452 What's your will?
  31. Bottom
  32. 1453 Nothing, good monsieur, but to help Cavalero Cobweb to
  33. 1454 scratch. I must to the barber's, monsieur; for methinks I am
  34. 1455 marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass,
  35. 1456 if my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.
  36. Titania
  37. 1457 What, wilt thou hear some music, my sweet love?
  38. Bottom
  39. 1458 I have a reasonable good ear in music; let us have the
  40. 1459 tongs and the bones.
  41. Titania
  42. 1460 Or say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat.
  43. Bottom
  44. 1461 Truly, a peck of provender; I could munch your good dry
  45. 1462 oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay: good
  46. 1463 hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.
  47. Titania
  48. 1464 I have a venturous fairy that shall seek
  49. 1465 The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts.
  50. Bottom
  51. 1466 I had rather have a handful or two of dried peas. But,
  52. 1467 I pray you, let none of your people stir me; I have an
  53. 1468 exposition of sleep come upon me.
  54. Titania
  55. 1469 Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms.
  56. 1470 Fairies, be gone, and be all ways away.
  57. 1471 So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
  58. 1472 Gently entwist,—the female ivy so
  59. 1473 Enrings the barky fingers of the elm.
  60. 1474 O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee!
  61. [They sleep.]
  62. [OBERON advances. Enter PUCK.]
  63. Oberon
  64. 1475 Welcome, good Robin. Seest thou this sweet sight?
  65. 1476 Her dotage now I do begin to pity.
  66. 1477 For, meeting her of late behind the wood,
  67. 1478 Seeking sweet favours for this hateful fool,
  68. 1479 I did upbraid her and fall out with her:
  69. 1480 For she his hairy temples then had rounded
  70. 1481 With coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers;
  71. 1482 And that same dew, which sometime on the buds
  72. 1483 Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls,
  73. 1484 Stood now within the pretty flow'rets' eyes,
  74. 1485 Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail.
  75. 1486 When I had, at my pleasure, taunted her,
  76. 1487 And she, in mild terms, begg'd my patience,
  77. 1488 I then did ask of her her changeling child;
  78. 1489 Which straight she gave me, and her fairy sent
  79. 1490 To bear him to my bower in fairy-land.
  80. 1491 And now I have the boy, I will undo
  81. 1492 This hateful imperfection of her eyes.
  82. 1493 And, gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp
  83. 1494 From off the head of this Athenian swain,
  84. 1495 That he awaking when the other do,
  85. 1496 May all to Athens back again repair,
  86. 1497 And think no more of this night's accidents
  87. 1498 But as the fierce vexation of a dream.
  88. 1499 But first I will release the fairy queen.
  89. 1500 Be as thou wast wont to be;
  90. [Touching her eyes with an herb.]
  91. Oberon
  92. 1501 See as thou was wont to see.
  93. 1502 Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower
  94. 1503 Hath such force and blessed power.
  95. 1504 Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen.
  96. Titania
  97. 1505 My Oberon! what visions have I seen!
  98. 1506 Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
  99. Oberon
  100. 1507 There lies your love.
  101. Titania
  102. 1508 How came these things to pass?
  103. 1509 O, how mine eyes do loathe his visage now!
  104. Oberon
  105. 1510 Silence awhile.—Robin, take off this head.
  106. 1511 Titania, music call; and strike more dead
  107. 1512 Than common sleep, of all these five, the sense.
  108. Titania
  109. 1513 Music, ho! music; such as charmeth sleep.
  110. Puck
  111. 1514 Now when thou wak'st, with thine own fool's eyes peep.
  112. Oberon
  113. 1515 Sound, music.
  114. [Still music.]
  115. Oberon
  116. 1516 Come, my queen, take hands with me,
  117. 1517 And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be.
  118. 1518 Now thou and I are new in amity,
  119. 1519 And will to-morrow midnight solemnly
  120. 1520 Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly,
  121. 1521 And bless it to all fair prosperity:
  122. 1522 There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be
  123. 1523 Wedded, with Theseus, all in jollity.
  124. Puck
  125. 1524 Fairy king, attend and mark;
  126. 1525 I do hear the morning lark.
  127. Oberon
  128. 1526 Then, my queen, in silence sad,
  129. 1527 Trip we after night's shade.
  130. 1528 We the globe can compass soon,
  131. 1529 Swifter than the wand'ring moon.
  132. Titania
  133. 1530 Come, my lord; and in our flight,
  134. 1531 Tell me how it came this night
  135. 1532 That I sleeping here was found
  136. 1533 With these mortals on the ground.
  137. [Exeunt. Horns sound within.]
  138. [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and Train.]
  139. Theseus
  140. 1534 Go, one of you, find out the forester;—
  141. 1535 For now our observation is perform'd;
  142. 1536 And since we have the vaward of the day,
  143. 1537 My love shall hear the music of my hounds,—
  144. 1538 Uncouple in the western valley; go:—
  145. 1539 Despatch, I say, and find the forester.—
  146. [Exit an ATTENDANT.]
  147. Theseus
  148. 1540 We will, fair queen, up to the mountain's top,
  149. 1541 And mark the musical confusion
  150. 1542 Of hounds and echo in conjunction.
  151. Hippolyta
  152. 1543 I was with Hercules and Cadmus once
  153. 1544 When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear
  154. 1545 With hounds of Sparta: never did I hear
  155. 1546 Such gallant chiding; for, besides the groves,
  156. 1547 The skies, the fountains, every region near
  157. 1548 Seem'd all one mutual cry: I never heard
  158. 1549 So musical a discord, such sweet thunder.
  159. Theseus
  160. 1550 My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind,
  161. 1551 So flew'd, so sanded; and their heads are hung
  162. 1552 With ears that sweep away the morning dew;
  163. 1553 Crook-knee'd and dew-lap'd like Thessalian bulls;
  164. 1554 Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells,
  165. 1555 Each under each. A cry more tuneable
  166. 1556 Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn,
  167. 1557 In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly.
  168. 1558 Judge when you hear.—But, soft, what nymphs are these?
  169. Egeus
  170. 1559 My lord, this is my daughter here asleep;
  171. 1560 And this Lysander; this Demetrius is;
  172. 1561 This Helena, old Nedar's Helena:
  173. 1562 I wonder of their being here together.
  174. Theseus
  175. 1563 No doubt they rose up early to observe
  176. 1564 The rite of May; and, hearing our intent,
  177. 1565 Came here in grace of our solemnity.—
  178. 1566 But speak, Egeus; is not this the day
  179. 1567 That Hermia should give answer of her choice?
  180. Egeus
  181. 1568 It is, my lord.
  182. Theseus
  183. 1569 Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns.
  184. [Horns, and shout within. DEMETRIUS, LYSANDER,HERMIA, and HELENA awake and start up.]
  185. Theseus
  186. 1570 Good-morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past;
  187. 1571 Begin these wood-birds but to couple now?
  188. Lysander
  189. 1572 Pardon, my lord.
  190. [He and the rest kneel to THESEUS.]
  191. Theseus
  192. 1573 I pray you all, stand up.
  193. 1574 I know you two are rival enemies;
  194. 1575 How comes this gentle concord in the world,
  195. 1576 That hatred is so far from jealousy
  196. 1577 To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity?
  197. Lysander
  198. 1578 My lord, I shall reply amazedly,
  199. 1579 Half 'sleep, half waking; but as yet, I swear,
  200. 1580 I cannot truly say how I came here:
  201. 1581 But, as I think,—for truly would I speak—
  202. 1582 And now I do bethink me, so it is,—
  203. 1583 I came with Hermia hither: our intent
  204. 1584 Was to be gone from Athens, where we might be,
  205. 1585 Without the peril of the Athenian law.
  206. Egeus
  207. 1586 Enough, enough, my lord; you have enough;
  208. 1587 I beg the law, the law upon his head.—
  209. 1588 They would have stol'n away, they would, Demetrius,
  210. 1589 Thereby to have defeated you and me:
  211. 1590 You of your wife, and me of my consent,—
  212. 1591 Of my consent that she should be your wife.
  213. Demetrius
  214. 1592 My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth,
  215. 1593 Of this their purpose hither to this wood;
  216. 1594 And I in fury hither follow'd them,
  217. 1595 Fair Helena in fancy following me.
  218. 1596 But, my good lord, I wot not by what power,—
  219. 1597 But by some power it is,—my love to Hermia,
  220. 1598 Melted as the snow—seems to me now
  221. 1599 As the remembrance of an idle gawd
  222. 1600 Which in my childhood I did dote upon:
  223. 1601 And all the faith, the virtue of my heart,
  224. 1602 The object and the pleasure of mine eye,
  225. 1603 Is only Helena. To her, my lord,
  226. 1604 Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia:
  227. 1605 But, like a sickness, did I loathe this food;
  228. 1606 But, as in health, come to my natural taste,
  229. 1607 Now I do wish it, love it, long for it,
  230. 1608 And will for evermore be true to it.
  231. Theseus
  232. 1609 Fair lovers, you are fortunately met:
  233. 1610 Of this discourse we more will hear anon.—
  234. 1611 Egeus, I will overbear your will;
  235. 1612 For in the temple, by and by with us,
  236. 1613 These couples shall eternally be knit.
  237. 1614 And, for the morning now is something worn,
  238. 1615 Our purpos'd hunting shall be set aside.—
  239. 1616 Away with us to Athens, three and three,
  240. 1617 We'll hold a feast in great solemnity.—
  241. 1618 Come, Hippolyta.
  242. [Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and Train.]
  243. Demetrius
  244. 1619 These things seem small and undistinguishable,
  245. 1620 Like far-off mountains turned into clouds.
  246. Hermia
  247. 1621 Methinks I see these things with parted eye,
  248. 1622 When every thing seems double.
  249. Helena
  250. 1623 So methinks:
  251. 1624 And I have found Demetrius like a jewel.
  252. 1625 Mine own, and not mine own.
  253. Demetrius
  254. 1626 It seems to me
  255. 1627 That yet we sleep, we dream.—Do not you think
  256. 1628 The duke was here, and bid us follow him?
  257. Hermia
  258. 1629 Yea, and my father.
  259. Helena
  260. 1630 And Hippolyta.
  261. Lysander
  262. 1631 And he did bid us follow to the temple.
  263. Demetrius
  264. 1632 Why, then, we are awake: let's follow him;
  265. 1633 And by the way let us recount our dreams.
  266. [Exeunt.]
  267. [As they go out, BOTTOM awakes.]
  268. Bottom
  269. 1634 When my cue comes, call me, and I will answer. My next is 'Most
  270. 1635 fair Pyramus.'—Heigh-ho!—Peter Quince! Flute, the
  271. 1636 bellows-mender! Snout, the tinker! Starveling! God's my life,
  272. 1637 stol'n hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare
  273. 1638 vision. I have had a dream—past the wit of man to say
  274. 1639 what dream it was.—Man is but an ass if he go about
  275. 1640 to expound this dream. Methought I was—there is no man can tell
  276. 1641 what. Methought I was, and methought I had,—but man is but a
  277. 1642 patched fool, if he will offer to say what methought I had. The
  278. 1643 eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen; man's
  279. 1644 hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart
  280. 1645 to report, what my dream was. I will get Peter Quince to write a
  281. 1646 ballad of this dream: it shall be called Bottom's Dream, because
  282. 1647 it hath no bottom; and I will sing it in the latter end of a
  283. 1648 play, before the duke: peradventure, to make it the more
  284. 1649 gracious, I shall sing it at her death.
  285. [Exit.]