Act 4, Scene 1
The Wood.
- [Enter TITANIA and BOTTOM; PEASBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, MUSTARDSEED, and other FAIRIES attending; OBERON behind, unseen.]
- Titania
- 1433 Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed,
- 1434 While I thy amiable cheeks do coy,
- 1435 And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head,
- 1436 And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy.
- Bottom
- 1437 Where's Peasblossom?
- Peasblossom
- 1438 Ready.
- Bottom
- 1439 Scratch my head, Peasblossom.—
- 1440 Where's Monsieur Cobweb?
- Cobweb
- 1441 Ready.
- Bottom
- 1442 Monsieur Cobweb; good monsieur, get you your weapons in
- 1443 your hand and kill me a red-hipped humble-bee on the top of a
- 1444 thistle; and, good monsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not
- 1445 fret yourself too much in the action, monsieur; and, good
- 1446 monsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not; I would be
- 1447 loath to have you overflown with a honey-bag, signior.—
- 1448 Where's Monsieur Mustardseed?
- Mustardseed
- 1449 Ready.
- Bottom
- 1450 Give me your neif, Monsieur Mustardseed.
- 1451 Pray you, leave your curtsy, good monsieur.
- Mustardseed
- 1452 What's your will?
- Bottom
- 1453 Nothing, good monsieur, but to help Cavalero Cobweb to
- 1454 scratch. I must to the barber's, monsieur; for methinks I am
- 1455 marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass,
- 1456 if my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.
- Titania
- 1457 What, wilt thou hear some music, my sweet love?
- Bottom
- 1458 I have a reasonable good ear in music; let us have the
- 1459 tongs and the bones.
- Titania
- 1460 Or say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat.
- Bottom
- 1461 Truly, a peck of provender; I could munch your good dry
- 1462 oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay: good
- 1463 hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.
- Titania
- 1464 I have a venturous fairy that shall seek
- 1465 The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts.
- Bottom
- 1466 I had rather have a handful or two of dried peas. But,
- 1467 I pray you, let none of your people stir me; I have an
- 1468 exposition of sleep come upon me.
- Titania
- 1469 Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms.
- 1470 Fairies, be gone, and be all ways away.
- 1471 So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
- 1472 Gently entwist,—the female ivy so
- 1473 Enrings the barky fingers of the elm.
- 1474 O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee!
- [They sleep.]
- [OBERON advances. Enter PUCK.]
- Oberon
- 1475 Welcome, good Robin. Seest thou this sweet sight?
- 1476 Her dotage now I do begin to pity.
- 1477 For, meeting her of late behind the wood,
- 1478 Seeking sweet favours for this hateful fool,
- 1479 I did upbraid her and fall out with her:
- 1480 For she his hairy temples then had rounded
- 1481 With coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers;
- 1482 And that same dew, which sometime on the buds
- 1483 Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls,
- 1484 Stood now within the pretty flow'rets' eyes,
- 1485 Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail.
- 1486 When I had, at my pleasure, taunted her,
- 1487 And she, in mild terms, begg'd my patience,
- 1488 I then did ask of her her changeling child;
- 1489 Which straight she gave me, and her fairy sent
- 1490 To bear him to my bower in fairy-land.
- 1491 And now I have the boy, I will undo
- 1492 This hateful imperfection of her eyes.
- 1493 And, gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp
- 1494 From off the head of this Athenian swain,
- 1495 That he awaking when the other do,
- 1496 May all to Athens back again repair,
- 1497 And think no more of this night's accidents
- 1498 But as the fierce vexation of a dream.
- 1499 But first I will release the fairy queen.
- 1500 Be as thou wast wont to be;
- [Touching her eyes with an herb.]
- Oberon
- 1501 See as thou was wont to see.
- 1502 Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower
- 1503 Hath such force and blessed power.
- 1504 Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen.
- Titania
- 1505 My Oberon! what visions have I seen!
- 1506 Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
- Oberon
- 1507 There lies your love.
- Titania
- 1508 How came these things to pass?
- 1509 O, how mine eyes do loathe his visage now!
- Oberon
- 1510 Silence awhile.—Robin, take off this head.
- 1511 Titania, music call; and strike more dead
- 1512 Than common sleep, of all these five, the sense.
- Titania
- 1513 Music, ho! music; such as charmeth sleep.
- Puck
- 1514 Now when thou wak'st, with thine own fool's eyes peep.
- Oberon
- 1515 Sound, music.
- [Still music.]
- Oberon
- 1516 Come, my queen, take hands with me,
- 1517 And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be.
- 1518 Now thou and I are new in amity,
- 1519 And will to-morrow midnight solemnly
- 1520 Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly,
- 1521 And bless it to all fair prosperity:
- 1522 There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be
- 1523 Wedded, with Theseus, all in jollity.
- Puck
- 1524 Fairy king, attend and mark;
- 1525 I do hear the morning lark.
- Oberon
- 1526 Then, my queen, in silence sad,
- 1527 Trip we after night's shade.
- 1528 We the globe can compass soon,
- 1529 Swifter than the wand'ring moon.
- Titania
- 1530 Come, my lord; and in our flight,
- 1531 Tell me how it came this night
- 1532 That I sleeping here was found
- 1533 With these mortals on the ground.
- [Exeunt. Horns sound within.]
- [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and Train.]
- Theseus
- 1534 Go, one of you, find out the forester;—
- 1535 For now our observation is perform'd;
- 1536 And since we have the vaward of the day,
- 1537 My love shall hear the music of my hounds,—
- 1538 Uncouple in the western valley; go:—
- 1539 Despatch, I say, and find the forester.—
- [Exit an ATTENDANT.]
- Theseus
- 1540 We will, fair queen, up to the mountain's top,
- 1541 And mark the musical confusion
- 1542 Of hounds and echo in conjunction.
- Hippolyta
- 1543 I was with Hercules and Cadmus once
- 1544 When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear
- 1545 With hounds of Sparta: never did I hear
- 1546 Such gallant chiding; for, besides the groves,
- 1547 The skies, the fountains, every region near
- 1548 Seem'd all one mutual cry: I never heard
- 1549 So musical a discord, such sweet thunder.
- Theseus
- 1550 My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind,
- 1551 So flew'd, so sanded; and their heads are hung
- 1552 With ears that sweep away the morning dew;
- 1553 Crook-knee'd and dew-lap'd like Thessalian bulls;
- 1554 Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells,
- 1555 Each under each. A cry more tuneable
- 1556 Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn,
- 1557 In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly.
- 1558 Judge when you hear.—But, soft, what nymphs are these?
- Egeus
- 1559 My lord, this is my daughter here asleep;
- 1560 And this Lysander; this Demetrius is;
- 1561 This Helena, old Nedar's Helena:
- 1562 I wonder of their being here together.
- Theseus
- 1563 No doubt they rose up early to observe
- 1564 The rite of May; and, hearing our intent,
- 1565 Came here in grace of our solemnity.—
- 1566 But speak, Egeus; is not this the day
- 1567 That Hermia should give answer of her choice?
- Egeus
- 1568 It is, my lord.
- Theseus
- 1569 Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns.
- [Horns, and shout within. DEMETRIUS, LYSANDER,HERMIA, and HELENA awake and start up.]
- Theseus
- 1570 Good-morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past;
- 1571 Begin these wood-birds but to couple now?
- Lysander
- 1572 Pardon, my lord.
- [He and the rest kneel to THESEUS.]
- Theseus
- 1573 I pray you all, stand up.
- 1574 I know you two are rival enemies;
- 1575 How comes this gentle concord in the world,
- 1576 That hatred is so far from jealousy
- 1577 To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity?
- Lysander
- 1578 My lord, I shall reply amazedly,
- 1579 Half 'sleep, half waking; but as yet, I swear,
- 1580 I cannot truly say how I came here:
- 1581 But, as I think,—for truly would I speak—
- 1582 And now I do bethink me, so it is,—
- 1583 I came with Hermia hither: our intent
- 1584 Was to be gone from Athens, where we might be,
- 1585 Without the peril of the Athenian law.
- Egeus
- 1586 Enough, enough, my lord; you have enough;
- 1587 I beg the law, the law upon his head.—
- 1588 They would have stol'n away, they would, Demetrius,
- 1589 Thereby to have defeated you and me:
- 1590 You of your wife, and me of my consent,—
- 1591 Of my consent that she should be your wife.
- Demetrius
- 1592 My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth,
- 1593 Of this their purpose hither to this wood;
- 1594 And I in fury hither follow'd them,
- 1595 Fair Helena in fancy following me.
- 1596 But, my good lord, I wot not by what power,—
- 1597 But by some power it is,—my love to Hermia,
- 1598 Melted as the snow—seems to me now
- 1599 As the remembrance of an idle gawd
- 1600 Which in my childhood I did dote upon:
- 1601 And all the faith, the virtue of my heart,
- 1602 The object and the pleasure of mine eye,
- 1603 Is only Helena. To her, my lord,
- 1604 Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia:
- 1605 But, like a sickness, did I loathe this food;
- 1606 But, as in health, come to my natural taste,
- 1607 Now I do wish it, love it, long for it,
- 1608 And will for evermore be true to it.
- Theseus
- 1609 Fair lovers, you are fortunately met:
- 1610 Of this discourse we more will hear anon.—
- 1611 Egeus, I will overbear your will;
- 1612 For in the temple, by and by with us,
- 1613 These couples shall eternally be knit.
- 1614 And, for the morning now is something worn,
- 1615 Our purpos'd hunting shall be set aside.—
- 1616 Away with us to Athens, three and three,
- 1617 We'll hold a feast in great solemnity.—
- 1618 Come, Hippolyta.
- [Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and Train.]
- Demetrius
- 1619 These things seem small and undistinguishable,
- 1620 Like far-off mountains turned into clouds.
- Hermia
- 1621 Methinks I see these things with parted eye,
- 1622 When every thing seems double.
- Helena
- 1623 So methinks:
- 1624 And I have found Demetrius like a jewel.
- 1625 Mine own, and not mine own.
- Demetrius
- 1626 It seems to me
- 1627 That yet we sleep, we dream.—Do not you think
- 1628 The duke was here, and bid us follow him?
- Hermia
- 1629 Yea, and my father.
- Helena
- 1630 And Hippolyta.
- Lysander
- 1631 And he did bid us follow to the temple.
- Demetrius
- 1632 Why, then, we are awake: let's follow him;
- 1633 And by the way let us recount our dreams.
- [Exeunt.]
- [As they go out, BOTTOM awakes.]
- Bottom
- 1634 When my cue comes, call me, and I will answer. My next is 'Most
- 1635 fair Pyramus.'—Heigh-ho!—Peter Quince! Flute, the
- 1636 bellows-mender! Snout, the tinker! Starveling! God's my life,
- 1637 stol'n hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare
- 1638 vision. I have had a dream—past the wit of man to say
- 1639 what dream it was.—Man is but an ass if he go about
- 1640 to expound this dream. Methought I was—there is no man can tell
- 1641 what. Methought I was, and methought I had,—but man is but a
- 1642 patched fool, if he will offer to say what methought I had. The
- 1643 eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen; man's
- 1644 hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart
- 1645 to report, what my dream was. I will get Peter Quince to write a
- 1646 ballad of this dream: it shall be called Bottom's Dream, because
- 1647 it hath no bottom; and I will sing it in the latter end of a
- 1648 play, before the duke: peradventure, to make it the more
- 1649 gracious, I shall sing it at her death.
- [Exit.]