Act 1, Scene 4
A Hall in Albany's Palace.
- [Enter Kent, disguised.]
- Kent
- 514 If but as well I other accents borrow,
- 515 That can my speech defuse, my good intent
- 516 May carry through itself to that full issue
- 517 For which I rais'd my likeness.—Now, banish'd Kent,
- 518 If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd,
- 519 So may it come, thy master, whom thou lov'st,
- 520 Shall find thee full of labours.
- [Horns within. Enter King Lear, Knights, and Attendants.]
- King Lear
- 521 Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready.
- [Exit an Attendant.]
- King Lear
- 522 How now! what art thou?
- Kent
- 523 A man, sir.
- King Lear
- 524 What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with us?
- Kent
- 525 I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve him truly that
- 526 will put me in trust; to love him that is honest; to converse
- 527 with him that is wise and says little; to fear judgment; to fight
- 528 when I cannot choose; and to eat no fish.
- King Lear
- 529 What art thou?
- Kent
- 530 A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the king.
- King Lear
- 531 If thou be'st as poor for a subject as he's for a king, thou art
- 532 poor enough. What wouldst thou?
- Kent
- 533 Service.
- King Lear
- 534 Who wouldst thou serve?
- Kent
- 535 You.
- King Lear
- 536 Dost thou know me, fellow?
- Kent
- 537 No, sir; but you have that in your countenance which I would fain
- 538 call master.
- King Lear
- 539 What's that?
- Kent
- 540 Authority.
- King Lear
- 541 What services canst thou do?
- Kent
- 542 I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious tale in
- 543 telling it and deliver a plain message bluntly. That which
- 544 ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best of
- 545 me is diligence.
- King Lear
- 546 How old art thou?
- Kent
- 547 Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing; nor so old to
- 548 dote on her for anything: I have years on my back forty-eight.
- King Lear
- 549 Follow me; thou shalt serve me. If I like thee no worse after
- 550 dinner, I will not part from thee yet.—Dinner, ho, dinner!—
- 551 Where's my knave? my fool?—Go you and call my fool hither.
- [Exit an attendant.]
- [Enter Oswald.]
- King Lear
- 552 You, you, sirrah, where's my daughter?
- Oswald
- 553 So please you,—
- [Exit.]
- King Lear
- 554 What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back.—
- [Exit a Knight.]
- King Lear
- 555 Where's my fool, ho?—I think the world's asleep.
- [Re-enter Knight.]
- King Lear
- 556 How now! where's that mongrel?
- Knight
- 557 He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.
- King Lear
- 558 Why came not the slave back to me when I called him?
- Knight
- 559 Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would not.
- King Lear
- 560 He would not!
- Knight
- 561 My lord, I know not what the matter is; but to my judgment your
- 562 highness is not entertained with that ceremonious affection as
- 563 you were wont; there's a great abatement of kindness appears as
- 564 well in the general dependants as in the duke himself also and
- 565 your daughter.
- King Lear
- 566 Ha! say'st thou so?
- Knight
- 567 I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken; for my duty
- 568 cannot be silent when I think your highness wronged.
- King Lear
- 569 Thou but rememberest me of mine own conception: I have perceived
- 570 a most faint neglect of late; which I have rather blamed as mine
- 571 own jealous curiosity than as a very pretence and purpose of
- 572 unkindness: I will look further into't.—But where's my fool? I
- 573 have not seen him this two days.
- Knight
- 574 Since my young lady's going into France, sir, the fool hath much
- 575 pined away.
- King Lear
- 576 No more of that; I have noted it well.—Go you and tell my
- 577 daughter I would speak with her.—
- [Exit Attendant.]
- King Lear
- 578 Go you, call hither my fool.
- [Exit another Attendant.]
- [Re-enter Oswald.]
- King Lear
- 579 O, you, sir, you, come you hither, sir: who am I, sir?
- Oswald
- 580 My lady's father.
- King Lear
- 581 My lady's father! my lord's knave: you whoreson dog! you slave!
- 582 you cur!
- Oswald
- 583 I am none of these, my lord; I beseech your pardon.
- King Lear
- 584 Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?
- [Striking him.]
- Oswald
- 585 I'll not be struck, my lord.
- Kent
- 586 Nor tripp'd neither, you base football player.
- [Tripping up his heels.]
- King Lear
- 587 I thank thee, fellow; thou servest me, and I'll love thee.
- Kent
- 588 Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences: away, away!
- 589 If you will measure your lubber's length again, tarry; but away!
- 590 go to; have you wisdom? so.
- [Pushes Oswald out.]
- King Lear
- 591 Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee: there's earnest of thy
- 592 service.
- [Giving Kent money.]
- [Enter Fool.]
- King Lear
- 593 Fool. Let me hire him too; here's my coxcomb.
- [Giving Kent his cap.]
- King Lear
- 594 How now, my pretty knave! how dost thou?
- Fool
- 595 Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.
- Kent
- 596 Why, fool?
- Fool
- 597 Why, for taking one's part that's out of favour. Nay, an thou
- 598 canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch cold shortly:
- 599 there, take my coxcomb: why, this fellow hath banish'd two on's
- 600 daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will; if
- 601 thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb.—How now,
- 602 nuncle! Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters!
- King Lear
- 603 Why, my boy?
- Fool
- 604 If I gave them all my living, I'd keep my coxcombs myself.
- 605 There's mine; beg another of thy daughters.
- King Lear
- 606 Take heed, sirrah,—the whip.
- Fool
- 607 Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipped out, when
- 608 the lady brach may stand by the fire and stink.
- King Lear
- 609 A pestilent gall to me!
- Fool
- 610 Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech.
- King Lear
- 611 Do.
- Fool
- 612 Mark it, nuncle:—
- 613 Have more than thou showest,
- 614 Speak less than thou knowest,
- 615 Lend less than thou owest,
- 616 Ride more than thou goest,
- 617 Learn more than thou trowest,
- 618 Set less than thou throwest;
- 619 Leave thy drink and thy whore,
- 620 And keep in-a-door,
- 621 And thou shalt have more
- 622 Than two tens to a score.
- Kent
- 623 This is nothing, fool.
- Fool
- 624 Then 'tis like the breath of an unfee'd lawyer,—you gave me
- 625 nothing for't.—Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle?
- King Lear
- 626 Why, no, boy; nothing can be made out of nothing.
- [to Kent]
- Fool
- 627 Pr'ythee tell him, so much the rent of his land
- 628 comes to: he will not believe a fool.
- King Lear
- 629 A bitter fool!
- Fool
- 630 Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and
- 631 a sweet one?
- King Lear
- 632 No, lad; teach me.
- Fool
- 633 That lord that counsell'd thee
- 634 To give away thy land,
- 635 Come place him here by me,—
- 636 Do thou for him stand:
- 637 The sweet and bitter fool
- 638 Will presently appear;
- 639 The one in motley here,
- 640 The other found out there.
- King Lear
- 641 Dost thou call me fool, boy?
- Fool
- 642 All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast born
- 643 with.
- Kent
- 644 This is not altogether fool, my lord.
- Fool
- 645 No, faith; lords and great men will not let me: if I had a
- 646 monopoly out, they would have part on't and loads too: they
- 647 will not let me have all the fool to myself; they'll be
- 648 snatching.—Nuncle, give me an egg, and I'll give thee two
- 649 crowns.
- King Lear
- 650 What two crowns shall they be?
- Fool
- 651 Why, after I have cut the egg i' the middle and eat up the
- 652 meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest thy crown i'
- 653 the middle and gav'st away both parts, thou borest thine ass on
- 654 thy back o'er the dirt: thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown
- 655 when thou gavest thy golden one away. If I speak like myself in
- 656 this, let him be whipped that first finds it so.
- [Singing.]
- Fool
- 657 Fools had ne'er less grace in a year;
- 658 For wise men are grown foppish,
- 659 And know not how their wits to wear,
- 660 Their manners are so apish.
- King Lear
- 661 When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?
- Fool
- 662 I have used it, nuncle, e'er since thou mad'st thy daughters thy
- 663 mothers; for when thou gav'st them the rod, and puttest down
- 664 thine own breeches,
- [Singing.]
- Fool
- 665 Then they for sudden joy did weep,
- 666 And I for sorrow sung,
- 667 That such a king should play bo-peep
- 668 And go the fools among.
- Fool
- 669 Pr'ythee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool to
- 670 lie; I would fain learn to lie.
- King Lear
- 671 An you lie, sirrah, we'll have you whipped.
- Fool
- 672 I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are: they'll have me
- 673 whipped for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipped for lying;
- 674 and sometimes I am whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be
- 675 any kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be thee,
- 676 nuncle: thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides, and left nothing
- 677 i' the middle:—here comes one o' the parings.
- [Enter Goneril.]
- King Lear
- 678 How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet on? Methinks you
- 679 are too much of late i' the frown.
- Fool
- 680 Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care for
- 681 her frowning. Now thou art an O without a figure: I am better
- 682 than thou art; I am a fool, thou art nothing.—Yes, forsooth, I
- 683 will hold my tongue. So your face
- [To Goneril.]
- Fool
- 684 bids me, though
- 685 you say nothing. Mum, mum,
- 686 He that keeps nor crust nor crum,
- 687 Weary of all, shall want some.—
- [Pointing to Lear.]
- Fool
- 688 That's a shealed peascod.
- Goneril
- 689 Not only, sir, this your all-licens'd fool,
- 690 But other of your insolent retinue
- 691 Do hourly carp and quarrel; breaking forth
- 692 In rank and not-to-be-endured riots. Sir,
- 693 I had thought, by making this well known unto you,
- 694 To have found a safe redress; but now grow fearful,
- 695 By what yourself too late have spoke and done,
- 696 That you protect this course, and put it on
- 697 By your allowance; which if you should, the fault
- 698 Would not scape censure, nor the redresses sleep,
- 699 Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal,
- 700 Might in their working do you that offence
- 701 Which else were shame, that then necessity
- 702 Will call discreet proceeding.
- Fool
- 703 For you know, nuncle,
- 704 The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long
- 705 That it had it head bit off by it young.
- 706 So out went the candle, and we were left darkling.
- King Lear
- 707 Are you our daughter?
- Goneril
- 708 Come, sir,
- 709 I would you would make use of that good wisdom,
- 710 Whereof I know you are fraught; and put away
- 711 These dispositions, that of late transform you
- 712 From what you rightly are.
- Fool
- 713 May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse?—Whoop, Jug! I
- 714 love thee!
- King Lear
- 715 Doth any here know me?—This is not Lear;
- 716 Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes?
- 717 Either his notion weakens, his discernings
- 718 Are lethargied.—Ha! waking? 'Tis not so!—
- 719 Who is it that can tell me who I am?
- Fool
- 720 Lear's shadow.
- King Lear
- 721 I would learn that; for, by the marks of sovereignty,
- 722 Knowledge, and reason,
- 723 I should be false persuaded I had daughters.
- Fool
- 724 Which they will make an obedient father.
- King Lear
- 725 Your name, fair gentlewoman?
- Goneril
- 726 This admiration, sir, is much o' the favour
- 727 Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you
- 728 To understand my purposes aright:
- 729 As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.
- 730 Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires;
- 731 Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd, and bold
- 732 That this our court, infected with their manners,
- 733 Shows like a riotous inn: epicurism and lust
- 734 Make it more like a tavern or a brothel
- 735 Than a grac'd palace. The shame itself doth speak
- 736 For instant remedy: be, then, desir'd
- 737 By her that else will take the thing she begs
- 738 A little to disquantity your train;
- 739 And the remainder, that shall still depend,
- 740 To be such men as may besort your age,
- 741 Which know themselves, and you.
- King Lear
- 742 Darkness and devils!—
- 743 Saddle my horses; call my train together.—
- 744 Degenerate bastard! I'll not trouble thee:
- 745 Yet have I left a daughter.
- Goneril
- 746 You strike my people; and your disorder'd rabble
- 747 Make servants of their betters.
- [Enter Albany.]
- King Lear
- 748 Woe that too late repents!—
- [To Albany.]
- King Lear
- 749 O, sir, are you come?
- 750 Is it your will? Speak, sir.—Prepare my horses.—
- 751 Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
- 752 More hideous when thou show'st thee in a child
- 753 Than the sea-monster!
- Albany
- 754 Pray, sir, be patient.
- [to Goneril]
- King Lear
- 755 Detested kite, thou liest!:
- 756 My train are men of choice and rarest parts,
- 757 That all particulars of duty know;
- 758 And in the most exact regard support
- 759 The worships of their name.—O most small fault,
- 760 How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!
- 761 Which, like an engine, wrench'd my frame of nature
- 762 From the fix'd place; drew from my heart all love,
- 763 And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear!
- 764 Beat at this gate that let thy folly in
- [Striking his head.]
- King Lear
- 765 And thy dear judgment out!—Go, go, my people.
- Albany
- 766 My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant
- 767 Of what hath mov'd you.
- King Lear
- 768 It may be so, my lord.
- 769 Hear, nature, hear; dear goddess, hear
- 770 Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend
- 771 To make this creature fruitful!
- 772 Into her womb convey sterility!
- 773 Dry up in her the organs of increase;
- 774 And from her derogate body never spring
- 775 A babe to honour her! If she must teem,
- 776 Create her child of spleen, that it may live
- 777 And be a thwart disnatur'd torment to her!
- 778 Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth;
- 779 With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks;
- 780 Turn all her mother's pains and benefits
- 781 To laughter and contempt; that she may feel
- 782 How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
- 783 To have a thankless child!—Away, away!
- [Exit.]
- Albany
- 784 Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?
- Goneril
- 785 Never afflict yourself to know more of it;
- 786 But let his disposition have that scope
- 787 That dotage gives it.
- [Re-enter Lear.]
- King Lear
- 788 What, fifty of my followers at a clap!
- 789 Within a fortnight!
- Albany
- 790 What's the matter, sir?
- King Lear
- 791 I'll tell thee.—Life and death!—
- [To Goneril]
- King Lear
- 792 I am asham'd
- 793 That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus;
- 794 That these hot tears, which break from me perforce,
- 795 Should make thee worth them.—Blasts and fogs upon thee!
- 796 Th' untented woundings of a father's curse
- 797 Pierce every sense about thee!—Old fond eyes,
- 798 Beweep this cause again, I'll pluck you out,
- 799 And cast you, with the waters that you lose,
- 800 To temper clay. Ha!
- 801 Let it be so: I have another daughter,
- 802 Who, I am sure, is kind and comfortable:
- 803 When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails
- 804 She'll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find
- 805 That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think
- 806 I have cast off for ever.
- [Exeunt Lear, Kent, and Attendants.]
- Goneril
- 807 Do you mark that?
- Albany
- 808 I cannot be so partial, Goneril,
- 809 To the great love I bear you,—
- Goneril
- 810 Pray you, content.—What, Oswald, ho!
- [To the Fool]
- Goneril
- 811 You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master.
- Fool
- 812 Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry,—take the fool with thee.—
- 813 A fox when one has caught her,
- 814 And such a daughter,
- 815 Should sure to the slaughter,
- 816 If my cap would buy a halter;
- 817 So the fool follows after.
- [Exit.]
- Goneril
- 818 This man hath had good counsel.—A hundred knights!
- 819 'Tis politic and safe to let him keep
- 820 At point a hundred knights: yes, that on every dream,
- 821 Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,
- 822 He may enguard his dotage with their powers,
- 823 And hold our lives in mercy.—Oswald, I say!—
- Albany
- 824 Well, you may fear too far.
- Goneril
- 825 Safer than trust too far:
- 826 Let me still take away the harms I fear,
- 827 Not fear still to be taken: I know his heart.
- 828 What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister:
- 829 If she sustain him and his hundred knights,
- 830 When I have show'd th' unfitness,—
- [Re-enter Oswald.]
- Goneril
- 831 How now, Oswald!
- 832 What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
- Oswald
- 833 Ay, madam.
- Goneril
- 834 Take you some company, and away to horse:
- 835 Inform her full of my particular fear;
- 836 And thereto add such reasons of your own
- 837 As may compact it more. Get you gone;
- 838 And hasten your return.
- [Exit Oswald.]
- Goneril
- 839 No, no, my lord!
- 840 This milky gentleness and course of yours,
- 841 Though I condemn it not, yet, under pardon,
- 842 You are much more attask'd for want of wisdom
- 843 Than prais'd for harmful mildness.
- Albany
- 844 How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell:
- 845 Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.
- Goneril
- 846 Nay then,—
- Albany
- 847 Well, well; the event.
- [Exeunt.]