Act 1, Scene 4

A Hall in Albany's Palace.

  1. [Enter Kent, disguised.]
  2. Kent
  3. 514 If but as well I other accents borrow,
  4. 515 That can my speech defuse, my good intent
  5. 516 May carry through itself to that full issue
  6. 517 For which I rais'd my likeness.—Now, banish'd Kent,
  7. 518 If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd,
  8. 519 So may it come, thy master, whom thou lov'st,
  9. 520 Shall find thee full of labours.
  10. [Horns within. Enter King Lear, Knights, and Attendants.]
  11. King Lear
  12. 521 Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready.
  13. [Exit an Attendant.]
  14. King Lear
  15. 522 How now! what art thou?
  16. Kent
  17. 523 A man, sir.
  18. King Lear
  19. 524 What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with us?
  20. Kent
  21. 525 I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve him truly that
  22. 526 will put me in trust; to love him that is honest; to converse
  23. 527 with him that is wise and says little; to fear judgment; to fight
  24. 528 when I cannot choose; and to eat no fish.
  25. King Lear
  26. 529 What art thou?
  27. Kent
  28. 530 A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the king.
  29. King Lear
  30. 531 If thou be'st as poor for a subject as he's for a king, thou art
  31. 532 poor enough. What wouldst thou?
  32. Kent
  33. 533 Service.
  34. King Lear
  35. 534 Who wouldst thou serve?
  36. Kent
  37. 535 You.
  38. King Lear
  39. 536 Dost thou know me, fellow?
  40. Kent
  41. 537 No, sir; but you have that in your countenance which I would fain
  42. 538 call master.
  43. King Lear
  44. 539 What's that?
  45. Kent
  46. 540 Authority.
  47. King Lear
  48. 541 What services canst thou do?
  49. Kent
  50. 542 I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious tale in
  51. 543 telling it and deliver a plain message bluntly. That which
  52. 544 ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best of
  53. 545 me is diligence.
  54. King Lear
  55. 546 How old art thou?
  56. Kent
  57. 547 Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing; nor so old to
  58. 548 dote on her for anything: I have years on my back forty-eight.
  59. King Lear
  60. 549 Follow me; thou shalt serve me. If I like thee no worse after
  61. 550 dinner, I will not part from thee yet.—Dinner, ho, dinner!—
  62. 551 Where's my knave? my fool?—Go you and call my fool hither.
  63. [Exit an attendant.]
  64. [Enter Oswald.]
  65. King Lear
  66. 552 You, you, sirrah, where's my daughter?
  67. Oswald
  68. 553 So please you,—
  69. [Exit.]
  70. King Lear
  71. 554 What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back.—
  72. [Exit a Knight.]
  73. King Lear
  74. 555 Where's my fool, ho?—I think the world's asleep.
  75. [Re-enter Knight.]
  76. King Lear
  77. 556 How now! where's that mongrel?
  78. Knight
  79. 557 He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.
  80. King Lear
  81. 558 Why came not the slave back to me when I called him?
  82. Knight
  83. 559 Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would not.
  84. King Lear
  85. 560 He would not!
  86. Knight
  87. 561 My lord, I know not what the matter is; but to my judgment your
  88. 562 highness is not entertained with that ceremonious affection as
  89. 563 you were wont; there's a great abatement of kindness appears as
  90. 564 well in the general dependants as in the duke himself also and
  91. 565 your daughter.
  92. King Lear
  93. 566 Ha! say'st thou so?
  94. Knight
  95. 567 I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken; for my duty
  96. 568 cannot be silent when I think your highness wronged.
  97. King Lear
  98. 569 Thou but rememberest me of mine own conception: I have perceived
  99. 570 a most faint neglect of late; which I have rather blamed as mine
  100. 571 own jealous curiosity than as a very pretence and purpose of
  101. 572 unkindness: I will look further into't.—But where's my fool? I
  102. 573 have not seen him this two days.
  103. Knight
  104. 574 Since my young lady's going into France, sir, the fool hath much
  105. 575 pined away.
  106. King Lear
  107. 576 No more of that; I have noted it well.—Go you and tell my
  108. 577 daughter I would speak with her.—
  109. [Exit Attendant.]
  110. King Lear
  111. 578 Go you, call hither my fool.
  112. [Exit another Attendant.]
  113. [Re-enter Oswald.]
  114. King Lear
  115. 579 O, you, sir, you, come you hither, sir: who am I, sir?
  116. Oswald
  117. 580 My lady's father.
  118. King Lear
  119. 581 My lady's father! my lord's knave: you whoreson dog! you slave!
  120. 582 you cur!
  121. Oswald
  122. 583 I am none of these, my lord; I beseech your pardon.
  123. King Lear
  124. 584 Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?
  125. [Striking him.]
  126. Oswald
  127. 585 I'll not be struck, my lord.
  128. Kent
  129. 586 Nor tripp'd neither, you base football player.
  130. [Tripping up his heels.]
  131. King Lear
  132. 587 I thank thee, fellow; thou servest me, and I'll love thee.
  133. Kent
  134. 588 Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences: away, away!
  135. 589 If you will measure your lubber's length again, tarry; but away!
  136. 590 go to; have you wisdom? so.
  137. [Pushes Oswald out.]
  138. King Lear
  139. 591 Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee: there's earnest of thy
  140. 592 service.
  141. [Giving Kent money.]
  142. [Enter Fool.]
  143. King Lear
  144. 593 Fool. Let me hire him too; here's my coxcomb.
  145. [Giving Kent his cap.]
  146. King Lear
  147. 594 How now, my pretty knave! how dost thou?
  148. Fool
  149. 595 Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.
  150. Kent
  151. 596 Why, fool?
  152. Fool
  153. 597 Why, for taking one's part that's out of favour. Nay, an thou
  154. 598 canst not smile as the wind sits, thou'lt catch cold shortly:
  155. 599 there, take my coxcomb: why, this fellow hath banish'd two on's
  156. 600 daughters, and did the third a blessing against his will; if
  157. 601 thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb.—How now,
  158. 602 nuncle! Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters!
  159. King Lear
  160. 603 Why, my boy?
  161. Fool
  162. 604 If I gave them all my living, I'd keep my coxcombs myself.
  163. 605 There's mine; beg another of thy daughters.
  164. King Lear
  165. 606 Take heed, sirrah,—the whip.
  166. Fool
  167. 607 Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipped out, when
  168. 608 the lady brach may stand by the fire and stink.
  169. King Lear
  170. 609 A pestilent gall to me!
  171. Fool
  172. 610 Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech.
  173. King Lear
  174. 611 Do.
  175. Fool
  176. 612 Mark it, nuncle:—
  177. 613 Have more than thou showest,
  178. 614 Speak less than thou knowest,
  179. 615 Lend less than thou owest,
  180. 616 Ride more than thou goest,
  181. 617 Learn more than thou trowest,
  182. 618 Set less than thou throwest;
  183. 619 Leave thy drink and thy whore,
  184. 620 And keep in-a-door,
  185. 621 And thou shalt have more
  186. 622 Than two tens to a score.
  187. Kent
  188. 623 This is nothing, fool.
  189. Fool
  190. 624 Then 'tis like the breath of an unfee'd lawyer,—you gave me
  191. 625 nothing for't.—Can you make no use of nothing, nuncle?
  192. King Lear
  193. 626 Why, no, boy; nothing can be made out of nothing.
  194. [to Kent]
  195. Fool
  196. 627 Pr'ythee tell him, so much the rent of his land
  197. 628 comes to: he will not believe a fool.
  198. King Lear
  199. 629 A bitter fool!
  200. Fool
  201. 630 Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and
  202. 631 a sweet one?
  203. King Lear
  204. 632 No, lad; teach me.
  205. Fool
  206. 633 That lord that counsell'd thee
  207. 634 To give away thy land,
  208. 635 Come place him here by me,—
  209. 636 Do thou for him stand:
  210. 637 The sweet and bitter fool
  211. 638 Will presently appear;
  212. 639 The one in motley here,
  213. 640 The other found out there.
  214. King Lear
  215. 641 Dost thou call me fool, boy?
  216. Fool
  217. 642 All thy other titles thou hast given away; that thou wast born
  218. 643 with.
  219. Kent
  220. 644 This is not altogether fool, my lord.
  221. Fool
  222. 645 No, faith; lords and great men will not let me: if I had a
  223. 646 monopoly out, they would have part on't and loads too: they
  224. 647 will not let me have all the fool to myself; they'll be
  225. 648 snatching.—Nuncle, give me an egg, and I'll give thee two
  226. 649 crowns.
  227. King Lear
  228. 650 What two crowns shall they be?
  229. Fool
  230. 651 Why, after I have cut the egg i' the middle and eat up the
  231. 652 meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest thy crown i'
  232. 653 the middle and gav'st away both parts, thou borest thine ass on
  233. 654 thy back o'er the dirt: thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown
  234. 655 when thou gavest thy golden one away. If I speak like myself in
  235. 656 this, let him be whipped that first finds it so.
  236. [Singing.]
  237. Fool
  238. 657 Fools had ne'er less grace in a year;
  239. 658 For wise men are grown foppish,
  240. 659 And know not how their wits to wear,
  241. 660 Their manners are so apish.
  242. King Lear
  243. 661 When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?
  244. Fool
  245. 662 I have used it, nuncle, e'er since thou mad'st thy daughters thy
  246. 663 mothers; for when thou gav'st them the rod, and puttest down
  247. 664 thine own breeches,
  248. [Singing.]
  249. Fool
  250. 665 Then they for sudden joy did weep,
  251. 666 And I for sorrow sung,
  252. 667 That such a king should play bo-peep
  253. 668 And go the fools among.
  254. Fool
  255. 669 Pr'ythee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool to
  256. 670 lie; I would fain learn to lie.
  257. King Lear
  258. 671 An you lie, sirrah, we'll have you whipped.
  259. Fool
  260. 672 I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are: they'll have me
  261. 673 whipped for speaking true; thou'lt have me whipped for lying;
  262. 674 and sometimes I am whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be
  263. 675 any kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be thee,
  264. 676 nuncle: thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides, and left nothing
  265. 677 i' the middle:—here comes one o' the parings.
  266. [Enter Goneril.]
  267. King Lear
  268. 678 How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet on? Methinks you
  269. 679 are too much of late i' the frown.
  270. Fool
  271. 680 Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to care for
  272. 681 her frowning. Now thou art an O without a figure: I am better
  273. 682 than thou art; I am a fool, thou art nothing.—Yes, forsooth, I
  274. 683 will hold my tongue. So your face
  275. [To Goneril.]
  276. Fool
  277. 684 bids me, though
  278. 685 you say nothing. Mum, mum,
  279. 686 He that keeps nor crust nor crum,
  280. 687 Weary of all, shall want some.—
  281. [Pointing to Lear.]
  282. Fool
  283. 688 That's a shealed peascod.
  284. Goneril
  285. 689 Not only, sir, this your all-licens'd fool,
  286. 690 But other of your insolent retinue
  287. 691 Do hourly carp and quarrel; breaking forth
  288. 692 In rank and not-to-be-endured riots. Sir,
  289. 693 I had thought, by making this well known unto you,
  290. 694 To have found a safe redress; but now grow fearful,
  291. 695 By what yourself too late have spoke and done,
  292. 696 That you protect this course, and put it on
  293. 697 By your allowance; which if you should, the fault
  294. 698 Would not scape censure, nor the redresses sleep,
  295. 699 Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal,
  296. 700 Might in their working do you that offence
  297. 701 Which else were shame, that then necessity
  298. 702 Will call discreet proceeding.
  299. Fool
  300. 703 For you know, nuncle,
  301. 704 The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long
  302. 705 That it had it head bit off by it young.
  303. 706 So out went the candle, and we were left darkling.
  304. King Lear
  305. 707 Are you our daughter?
  306. Goneril
  307. 708 Come, sir,
  308. 709 I would you would make use of that good wisdom,
  309. 710 Whereof I know you are fraught; and put away
  310. 711 These dispositions, that of late transform you
  311. 712 From what you rightly are.
  312. Fool
  313. 713 May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse?—Whoop, Jug! I
  314. 714 love thee!
  315. King Lear
  316. 715 Doth any here know me?—This is not Lear;
  317. 716 Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes?
  318. 717 Either his notion weakens, his discernings
  319. 718 Are lethargied.—Ha! waking? 'Tis not so!—
  320. 719 Who is it that can tell me who I am?
  321. Fool
  322. 720 Lear's shadow.
  323. King Lear
  324. 721 I would learn that; for, by the marks of sovereignty,
  325. 722 Knowledge, and reason,
  326. 723 I should be false persuaded I had daughters.
  327. Fool
  328. 724 Which they will make an obedient father.
  329. King Lear
  330. 725 Your name, fair gentlewoman?
  331. Goneril
  332. 726 This admiration, sir, is much o' the favour
  333. 727 Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you
  334. 728 To understand my purposes aright:
  335. 729 As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.
  336. 730 Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires;
  337. 731 Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd, and bold
  338. 732 That this our court, infected with their manners,
  339. 733 Shows like a riotous inn: epicurism and lust
  340. 734 Make it more like a tavern or a brothel
  341. 735 Than a grac'd palace. The shame itself doth speak
  342. 736 For instant remedy: be, then, desir'd
  343. 737 By her that else will take the thing she begs
  344. 738 A little to disquantity your train;
  345. 739 And the remainder, that shall still depend,
  346. 740 To be such men as may besort your age,
  347. 741 Which know themselves, and you.
  348. King Lear
  349. 742 Darkness and devils!—
  350. 743 Saddle my horses; call my train together.—
  351. 744 Degenerate bastard! I'll not trouble thee:
  352. 745 Yet have I left a daughter.
  353. Goneril
  354. 746 You strike my people; and your disorder'd rabble
  355. 747 Make servants of their betters.
  356. [Enter Albany.]
  357. King Lear
  358. 748 Woe that too late repents!—
  359. [To Albany.]
  360. King Lear
  361. 749 O, sir, are you come?
  362. 750 Is it your will? Speak, sir.—Prepare my horses.—
  363. 751 Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
  364. 752 More hideous when thou show'st thee in a child
  365. 753 Than the sea-monster!
  366. Albany
  367. 754 Pray, sir, be patient.
  368. [to Goneril]
  369. King Lear
  370. 755 Detested kite, thou liest!:
  371. 756 My train are men of choice and rarest parts,
  372. 757 That all particulars of duty know;
  373. 758 And in the most exact regard support
  374. 759 The worships of their name.—O most small fault,
  375. 760 How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!
  376. 761 Which, like an engine, wrench'd my frame of nature
  377. 762 From the fix'd place; drew from my heart all love,
  378. 763 And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear!
  379. 764 Beat at this gate that let thy folly in
  380. [Striking his head.]
  381. King Lear
  382. 765 And thy dear judgment out!—Go, go, my people.
  383. Albany
  384. 766 My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant
  385. 767 Of what hath mov'd you.
  386. King Lear
  387. 768 It may be so, my lord.
  388. 769 Hear, nature, hear; dear goddess, hear
  389. 770 Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend
  390. 771 To make this creature fruitful!
  391. 772 Into her womb convey sterility!
  392. 773 Dry up in her the organs of increase;
  393. 774 And from her derogate body never spring
  394. 775 A babe to honour her! If she must teem,
  395. 776 Create her child of spleen, that it may live
  396. 777 And be a thwart disnatur'd torment to her!
  397. 778 Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth;
  398. 779 With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks;
  399. 780 Turn all her mother's pains and benefits
  400. 781 To laughter and contempt; that she may feel
  401. 782 How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
  402. 783 To have a thankless child!—Away, away!
  403. [Exit.]
  404. Albany
  405. 784 Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?
  406. Goneril
  407. 785 Never afflict yourself to know more of it;
  408. 786 But let his disposition have that scope
  409. 787 That dotage gives it.
  410. [Re-enter Lear.]
  411. King Lear
  412. 788 What, fifty of my followers at a clap!
  413. 789 Within a fortnight!
  414. Albany
  415. 790 What's the matter, sir?
  416. King Lear
  417. 791 I'll tell thee.—Life and death!—
  418. [To Goneril]
  419. King Lear
  420. 792 I am asham'd
  421. 793 That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus;
  422. 794 That these hot tears, which break from me perforce,
  423. 795 Should make thee worth them.—Blasts and fogs upon thee!
  424. 796 Th' untented woundings of a father's curse
  425. 797 Pierce every sense about thee!—Old fond eyes,
  426. 798 Beweep this cause again, I'll pluck you out,
  427. 799 And cast you, with the waters that you lose,
  428. 800 To temper clay. Ha!
  429. 801 Let it be so: I have another daughter,
  430. 802 Who, I am sure, is kind and comfortable:
  431. 803 When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails
  432. 804 She'll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find
  433. 805 That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think
  434. 806 I have cast off for ever.
  435. [Exeunt Lear, Kent, and Attendants.]
  436. Goneril
  437. 807 Do you mark that?
  438. Albany
  439. 808 I cannot be so partial, Goneril,
  440. 809 To the great love I bear you,—
  441. Goneril
  442. 810 Pray you, content.—What, Oswald, ho!
  443. [To the Fool]
  444. Goneril
  445. 811 You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master.
  446. Fool
  447. 812 Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry,—take the fool with thee.—
  448. 813 A fox when one has caught her,
  449. 814 And such a daughter,
  450. 815 Should sure to the slaughter,
  451. 816 If my cap would buy a halter;
  452. 817 So the fool follows after.
  453. [Exit.]
  454. Goneril
  455. 818 This man hath had good counsel.—A hundred knights!
  456. 819 'Tis politic and safe to let him keep
  457. 820 At point a hundred knights: yes, that on every dream,
  458. 821 Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,
  459. 822 He may enguard his dotage with their powers,
  460. 823 And hold our lives in mercy.—Oswald, I say!—
  461. Albany
  462. 824 Well, you may fear too far.
  463. Goneril
  464. 825 Safer than trust too far:
  465. 826 Let me still take away the harms I fear,
  466. 827 Not fear still to be taken: I know his heart.
  467. 828 What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister:
  468. 829 If she sustain him and his hundred knights,
  469. 830 When I have show'd th' unfitness,—
  470. [Re-enter Oswald.]
  471. Goneril
  472. 831 How now, Oswald!
  473. 832 What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
  474. Oswald
  475. 833 Ay, madam.
  476. Goneril
  477. 834 Take you some company, and away to horse:
  478. 835 Inform her full of my particular fear;
  479. 836 And thereto add such reasons of your own
  480. 837 As may compact it more. Get you gone;
  481. 838 And hasten your return.
  482. [Exit Oswald.]
  483. Goneril
  484. 839 No, no, my lord!
  485. 840 This milky gentleness and course of yours,
  486. 841 Though I condemn it not, yet, under pardon,
  487. 842 You are much more attask'd for want of wisdom
  488. 843 Than prais'd for harmful mildness.
  489. Albany
  490. 844 How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell:
  491. 845 Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.
  492. Goneril
  493. 846 Nay then,—
  494. Albany
  495. 847 Well, well; the event.
  496. [Exeunt.]