Act 3, Scene 7
The French camp, near Agincourt.
- [Enter the Constable of France, the Lord Rambures, Orleans, Dauphin, with others.]
- Constable of France
- 1529 Tut! I have the best armour of the world.
- 1530 Would it were day!
- Duke of Orleans
- 1531 You have an excellent armour; but let my horse have his due.
- Constable of France
- 1532 It is the best horse of Europe.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1533 Will it never be morning?
- The Dauphin
- 1534 My Lord of Orleans, and my Lord High Constable, you talk of
- 1535 horse and armour?
- Duke of Orleans
- 1536 You are as well provided of both as any prince in the world.
- The Dauphin
- 1537 What a long night is this! I will not change my horse with
- 1538 any that treads but on four pasterns. Ca, ha! he bounds from the
- 1539 earth, as if his entrails were hairs; le cheval volant, the
- 1540 Pegasus, chez les narines de feu! When I bestride him, I soar, I
- 1541 am a hawk. he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it;
- 1542 the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1543 He's of the colour of the nutmeg.
- The Dauphin
- 1544 And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for Perseus. He is
- 1545 pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never
- 1546 appear in him, but only in patient stillness while his rider mounts
- 1547 him. He is indeed a horse, and all other jades you may call beasts.
- Constable of France
- 1548 Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and excellent horse.
- The Dauphin
- 1549 It is the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the bidding of a
- 1550 monarch, and his countenance enforces homage.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1551 No more, cousin.
- The Dauphin
- 1552 Nay, the man hath no wit that cannot, from the rising of the
- 1553 lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my
- 1554 palfrey. It is a theme as fluent as the sea; turn the sands into
- 1555 eloquent tongues, and my horse is argument for them all. 'Tis
- 1556 a subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for a sovereign's
- 1557 sovereign to ride on; and for the world, familiar to us and
- 1558 unknown, to lay apart their particular functions and wonder at
- 1559 him. I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus: "Wonder
- 1560 of nature,"—
- Duke of Orleans
- 1561 I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.
- The Dauphin
- 1562 Then did they imitate that which I compos'd to my courser,
- 1563 for my horse is my mistress.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1564 Your mistress bears well.
- The Dauphin
- 1565 Me well; which is the prescript praise and perfection of a
- 1566 good and particular mistress.
- Constable of France
- 1567 Nay, for methought yesterday your mistress shrewdly shook
- 1568 your back.
- The Dauphin
- 1569 So perhaps did yours.
- Constable of France
- 1570 Mine was not bridled.
- The Dauphin
- 1571 O then belike she was old and gentle; and you rode, like a
- 1572 kern of Ireland, your French hose off, and in your strait
- 1573 strossers.
- Constable of France
- 1574 You have good judgment in horsemanship.
- The Dauphin
- 1575 Be warn'd by me, then; they that ride so and ride not warily,
- 1576 fall into foul bogs. I had rather have my horse to my mistress.
- Constable of France
- 1577 I had as lief have my mistress a jade.
- The Dauphin
- 1578 I tell thee, Constable, my mistress wears his own hair.
- Constable of France
- 1579 I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a sow to
- 1580 my mistress.
- The Dauphin
- 1581 "Le chien est retourne a son propre vomissement, et la
- 1582 truie lavee au bourbier." Thou mak'st use of anything.
- Constable of France
- 1583 Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress, or any such
- 1584 proverb so little kin to the purpose.
- Rambures
- 1585 My Lord Constable, the armour that I saw in your tent
- 1586 to-night, are those stars or suns upon it?
- Constable of France
- 1587 Stars, my lord.
- The Dauphin
- 1588 Some of them will fall to-morrow, I hope.
- Constable of France
- 1589 And yet my sky shall not want.
- The Dauphin
- 1590 That may be, for you bear a many superfluously, and 'twere
- 1591 more honour some were away.
- Constable of France
- 1592 Even as your horse bears your praises; who would trot as
- 1593 well, were some of your brags dismounted.
- The Dauphin
- 1594 Would I were able to load him with his desert! Will it never
- 1595 be day? I will trot to-morrow a mile, and my way shall be
- 1596 paved with English faces.
- Constable of France
- 1597 I will not say so, for fear I should be fac'd out of my way.
- 1598 But I would it were morning; for I would fain be about
- 1599 the ears of the English.
- Rambures
- 1600 Who will go to hazard with me for twenty prisoners?
- Constable of France
- 1601 You must first go yourself to hazard, ere you have them.
- The Dauphin
- 1602 'Tis midnight; I'll go arm myself.
- [Exit.]
- Duke of Orleans
- 1603 The Dauphin longs for morning.
- Rambures
- 1604 He longs to eat the English.
- Constable of France
- 1605 I think he will eat all he kills.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1606 By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince.
- Constable of France
- 1607 Swear by her foot that she may tread out the oath.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1608 He is simply the most active gentleman of France.
- Constable of France
- 1609 Doing is activity; and he will still be doing.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1610 He never did harm, that I heard of.
- Constable of France
- 1611 Nor will do none to-morrow. He will keep that good
- 1612 name still.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1613 I know him to be valiant.
- Constable of France
- 1614 I was told that by one that knows him better than you.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1615 What's he?
- Constable of France
- 1616 Marry, he told me so himself; and he said he car'd not
- 1617 who knew it.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1618 He needs not; it is no hidden virtue in him.
- Constable of France
- 1619 By my faith, sir, but it is; never anybody saw it but his
- 1620 lackey. 'Tis a hooded valour; and when it appears, it will
- 1621 bate.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1622 "Ill will never said well."
- Constable of France
- 1623 I will cap that proverb with "There is flattery in friendship."
- Duke of Orleans
- 1624 And I will take up that with "Give the devil his due."
- Constable of France
- 1625 Well plac'd. There stands your friend for the devil; have at
- 1626 the very eye of that proverb with "A pox of the devil."
- Duke of Orleans
- 1627 You are the better at proverbs, by how much "A fool's
- 1628 bolt is soon shot."
- Constable of France
- 1629 You have shot over.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1630 'Tis not the first time you were overshot.
- [Enter a Messenger.]
- Messenger
- 1631 My Lord High Constable, the English lie within fifteen
- 1632 hundred paces of your tents.
- Constable of France
- 1633 Who hath measur'd the ground?
- Messenger
- 1634 The Lord Grandpre.
- Constable of France
- 1635 A valiant and most expert gentleman. Would it were day!
- 1636 Alas, poor Harry of England, he longs not for the dawning as
- 1637 we do.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1638 What a wretched and peevish fellow is this King of England,
- 1639 to mope with his fat-brain'd followers so far out of his
- 1640 knowledge!
- Constable of France
- 1641 If the English had any apprehension, they would run away.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1642 That they lack; for if their heads had any intellectual armour,
- 1643 they could never wear such heavy head-pieces.
- Rambures
- 1644 That island of England breeds very valiant creatures. Their
- 1645 mastiffs are of unmatchable courage.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1646 Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear
- 1647 and have their heads crush'd like rotten apples! You may as well
- 1648 say, that's a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip
- 1649 of a lion.
- Constable of France
- 1650 Just, just; and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs in
- 1651 robustious and rough coming on, leaving their wits with their wives;
- 1652 and then, give them great meals of beef and iron and steel, they
- 1653 will eat like wolves and fight like devils.
- Duke of Orleans
- 1654 Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of beef.
- Constable of France
- 1655 Then shall we find to-morrow they have only stomachs to
- 1656 eat and none to fight. Now is it time to arm. Come, shall we
- 1657 about it?
- Duke of Orleans
- 1658 It is now two o'clock; but, let me see, by ten
- 1659 We shall have each a hundred Englishmen.
- [Exeunt.]