Act 3, Scene 7

The French camp, near Agincourt.

  1. [Enter the Constable of France, the Lord Rambures, Orleans, Dauphin, with others.]
  2. Constable of France
  3. 1529 Tut! I have the best armour of the world.
  4. 1530 Would it were day!
  5. Duke of Orleans
  6. 1531 You have an excellent armour; but let my horse have his due.
  7. Constable of France
  8. 1532 It is the best horse of Europe.
  9. Duke of Orleans
  10. 1533 Will it never be morning?
  11. The Dauphin
  12. 1534 My Lord of Orleans, and my Lord High Constable, you talk of
  13. 1535 horse and armour?
  14. Duke of Orleans
  15. 1536 You are as well provided of both as any prince in the world.
  16. The Dauphin
  17. 1537 What a long night is this! I will not change my horse with
  18. 1538 any that treads but on four pasterns. Ca, ha! he bounds from the
  19. 1539 earth, as if his entrails were hairs; le cheval volant, the
  20. 1540 Pegasus, chez les narines de feu! When I bestride him, I soar, I
  21. 1541 am a hawk. he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it;
  22. 1542 the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes.
  23. Duke of Orleans
  24. 1543 He's of the colour of the nutmeg.
  25. The Dauphin
  26. 1544 And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for Perseus. He is
  27. 1545 pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never
  28. 1546 appear in him, but only in patient stillness while his rider mounts
  29. 1547 him. He is indeed a horse, and all other jades you may call beasts.
  30. Constable of France
  31. 1548 Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and excellent horse.
  32. The Dauphin
  33. 1549 It is the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the bidding of a
  34. 1550 monarch, and his countenance enforces homage.
  35. Duke of Orleans
  36. 1551 No more, cousin.
  37. The Dauphin
  38. 1552 Nay, the man hath no wit that cannot, from the rising of the
  39. 1553 lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my
  40. 1554 palfrey. It is a theme as fluent as the sea; turn the sands into
  41. 1555 eloquent tongues, and my horse is argument for them all. 'Tis
  42. 1556 a subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for a sovereign's
  43. 1557 sovereign to ride on; and for the world, familiar to us and
  44. 1558 unknown, to lay apart their particular functions and wonder at
  45. 1559 him. I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus: "Wonder
  46. 1560 of nature,"—
  47. Duke of Orleans
  48. 1561 I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.
  49. The Dauphin
  50. 1562 Then did they imitate that which I compos'd to my courser,
  51. 1563 for my horse is my mistress.
  52. Duke of Orleans
  53. 1564 Your mistress bears well.
  54. The Dauphin
  55. 1565 Me well; which is the prescript praise and perfection of a
  56. 1566 good and particular mistress.
  57. Constable of France
  58. 1567 Nay, for methought yesterday your mistress shrewdly shook
  59. 1568 your back.
  60. The Dauphin
  61. 1569 So perhaps did yours.
  62. Constable of France
  63. 1570 Mine was not bridled.
  64. The Dauphin
  65. 1571 O then belike she was old and gentle; and you rode, like a
  66. 1572 kern of Ireland, your French hose off, and in your strait
  67. 1573 strossers.
  68. Constable of France
  69. 1574 You have good judgment in horsemanship.
  70. The Dauphin
  71. 1575 Be warn'd by me, then; they that ride so and ride not warily,
  72. 1576 fall into foul bogs. I had rather have my horse to my mistress.
  73. Constable of France
  74. 1577 I had as lief have my mistress a jade.
  75. The Dauphin
  76. 1578 I tell thee, Constable, my mistress wears his own hair.
  77. Constable of France
  78. 1579 I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a sow to
  79. 1580 my mistress.
  80. The Dauphin
  81. 1581 "Le chien est retourne a son propre vomissement, et la
  82. 1582 truie lavee au bourbier." Thou mak'st use of anything.
  83. Constable of France
  84. 1583 Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress, or any such
  85. 1584 proverb so little kin to the purpose.
  86. Rambures
  87. 1585 My Lord Constable, the armour that I saw in your tent
  88. 1586 to-night, are those stars or suns upon it?
  89. Constable of France
  90. 1587 Stars, my lord.
  91. The Dauphin
  92. 1588 Some of them will fall to-morrow, I hope.
  93. Constable of France
  94. 1589 And yet my sky shall not want.
  95. The Dauphin
  96. 1590 That may be, for you bear a many superfluously, and 'twere
  97. 1591 more honour some were away.
  98. Constable of France
  99. 1592 Even as your horse bears your praises; who would trot as
  100. 1593 well, were some of your brags dismounted.
  101. The Dauphin
  102. 1594 Would I were able to load him with his desert! Will it never
  103. 1595 be day? I will trot to-morrow a mile, and my way shall be
  104. 1596 paved with English faces.
  105. Constable of France
  106. 1597 I will not say so, for fear I should be fac'd out of my way.
  107. 1598 But I would it were morning; for I would fain be about
  108. 1599 the ears of the English.
  109. Rambures
  110. 1600 Who will go to hazard with me for twenty prisoners?
  111. Constable of France
  112. 1601 You must first go yourself to hazard, ere you have them.
  113. The Dauphin
  114. 1602 'Tis midnight; I'll go arm myself.
  115. [Exit.]
  116. Duke of Orleans
  117. 1603 The Dauphin longs for morning.
  118. Rambures
  119. 1604 He longs to eat the English.
  120. Constable of France
  121. 1605 I think he will eat all he kills.
  122. Duke of Orleans
  123. 1606 By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince.
  124. Constable of France
  125. 1607 Swear by her foot that she may tread out the oath.
  126. Duke of Orleans
  127. 1608 He is simply the most active gentleman of France.
  128. Constable of France
  129. 1609 Doing is activity; and he will still be doing.
  130. Duke of Orleans
  131. 1610 He never did harm, that I heard of.
  132. Constable of France
  133. 1611 Nor will do none to-morrow. He will keep that good
  134. 1612 name still.
  135. Duke of Orleans
  136. 1613 I know him to be valiant.
  137. Constable of France
  138. 1614 I was told that by one that knows him better than you.
  139. Duke of Orleans
  140. 1615 What's he?
  141. Constable of France
  142. 1616 Marry, he told me so himself; and he said he car'd not
  143. 1617 who knew it.
  144. Duke of Orleans
  145. 1618 He needs not; it is no hidden virtue in him.
  146. Constable of France
  147. 1619 By my faith, sir, but it is; never anybody saw it but his
  148. 1620 lackey. 'Tis a hooded valour; and when it appears, it will
  149. 1621 bate.
  150. Duke of Orleans
  151. 1622 "Ill will never said well."
  152. Constable of France
  153. 1623 I will cap that proverb with "There is flattery in friendship."
  154. Duke of Orleans
  155. 1624 And I will take up that with "Give the devil his due."
  156. Constable of France
  157. 1625 Well plac'd. There stands your friend for the devil; have at
  158. 1626 the very eye of that proverb with "A pox of the devil."
  159. Duke of Orleans
  160. 1627 You are the better at proverbs, by how much "A fool's
  161. 1628 bolt is soon shot."
  162. Constable of France
  163. 1629 You have shot over.
  164. Duke of Orleans
  165. 1630 'Tis not the first time you were overshot.
  166. [Enter a Messenger.]
  167. Messenger
  168. 1631 My Lord High Constable, the English lie within fifteen
  169. 1632 hundred paces of your tents.
  170. Constable of France
  171. 1633 Who hath measur'd the ground?
  172. Messenger
  173. 1634 The Lord Grandpre.
  174. Constable of France
  175. 1635 A valiant and most expert gentleman. Would it were day!
  176. 1636 Alas, poor Harry of England, he longs not for the dawning as
  177. 1637 we do.
  178. Duke of Orleans
  179. 1638 What a wretched and peevish fellow is this King of England,
  180. 1639 to mope with his fat-brain'd followers so far out of his
  181. 1640 knowledge!
  182. Constable of France
  183. 1641 If the English had any apprehension, they would run away.
  184. Duke of Orleans
  185. 1642 That they lack; for if their heads had any intellectual armour,
  186. 1643 they could never wear such heavy head-pieces.
  187. Rambures
  188. 1644 That island of England breeds very valiant creatures. Their
  189. 1645 mastiffs are of unmatchable courage.
  190. Duke of Orleans
  191. 1646 Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear
  192. 1647 and have their heads crush'd like rotten apples! You may as well
  193. 1648 say, that's a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip
  194. 1649 of a lion.
  195. Constable of France
  196. 1650 Just, just; and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs in
  197. 1651 robustious and rough coming on, leaving their wits with their wives;
  198. 1652 and then, give them great meals of beef and iron and steel, they
  199. 1653 will eat like wolves and fight like devils.
  200. Duke of Orleans
  201. 1654 Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of beef.
  202. Constable of France
  203. 1655 Then shall we find to-morrow they have only stomachs to
  204. 1656 eat and none to fight. Now is it time to arm. Come, shall we
  205. 1657 about it?
  206. Duke of Orleans
  207. 1658 It is now two o'clock; but, let me see, by ten
  208. 1659 We shall have each a hundred Englishmen.
  209. [Exeunt.]