Act 3, Scene 6
The English camp in Picardy.
- [Enter Gower and Fluellen, meeting.]
- Gower
- 1374 How now, Captain Fluellen! come you from the bridge?
- Fluellen
- 1375 I assure you, there is very excellent services committed at the
- 1376 bridge.
- Gower
- 1377 Is the Duke of Exeter safe?
- Fluellen
- 1378 The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon; and a
- 1379 man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my
- 1380 duty, and my live, and my living, and my uttermost power. He
- 1381 is not—God be praised and blessed!—any hurt in the world; but
- 1382 keeps the bridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline. There
- 1383 is an aunchient lieutenant there at the pridge, I think in my
- 1384 very conscience he is as valiant a man as Mark Antony; and he is
- 1385 a man of no estimation in the world, but I did see him do as
- 1386 gallant service.
- Gower
- 1387 What do you call him?
- Fluellen
- 1388 He is call'd Aunchient Pistol.
- Gower
- 1389 I know him not.
- [Enter Pistol.]
- Fluellen
- 1390 Here is the man.
- Pistol
- 1391 Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours.
- 1392 The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well.
- Fluellen
- 1393 Ay, I praise God; and I have merited some love at his hands.
- Pistol
- 1394 Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart,
- 1395 And of buxom valour, hath by cruel fate
- 1396 And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel,
- 1397 That goddess blind,
- 1398 That stands upon the rolling restless stone—
- Fluellen
- 1399 By your patience, Aunchient Pistol. Fortune is painted
- 1400 blind, with a muffler afore his eyes, to signify to you that
- 1401 Fortune is blind; and she is painted also with a wheel, to
- 1402 signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning,
- 1403 and inconstant, and mutability, and variation; and her foot,
- 1404 look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and
- 1405 rolls, and rolls. In good truth, the poet makes a most excellent
- 1406 description of it. Fortune is an excellent moral.
- Pistol
- 1407 Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him;
- 1408 For he hath stolen a pax, and hanged must 'a be,—
- 1409 A damned death!
- 1410 Let gallows gape for dog; let man go free,
- 1411 And let not hemp his windpipe suffocate.
- 1412 But Exeter hath given the doom of death
- 1413 For pax of little price.
- 1414 Therefore, go speak; the Duke will hear thy voice;
- 1415 And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut
- 1416 With edge of penny cord and vile reproach.
- Pistol
- 1417 Speak, captain, for his life, and I will thee requite.
- Fluellen
- 1418 Aunchient Pistol, I do partly understand your meaning.
- Pistol
- 1419 Why then, rejoice therefore.
- Fluellen
- 1420 Certainly, aunchient, it is not a thing to rejoice at; for if,
- 1421 look you, he were my brother, I would desire the Duke
- 1422 to use his good pleasure, and put him to execution; for
- 1423 discipline ought to be used.
- Pistol
- 1424 Die and be damn'd! and figo for thy friendship!
- Fluellen
- 1425 It is well.
- Pistol
- 1426 The fig of Spain.
- [Exit.]
- Fluellen
- 1427 Very good.
- Gower
- 1428 Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal. I remember
- 1429 him now; a bawd, a cutpurse.
- Fluellen
- 1430 I'll assure you, 'a uttered as prave words at the pridge as you
- 1431 shall see in a summer's day. But it is very well; what he has
- 1432 spoke to me, that is well, I warrant you, when time is serve.
- Gower
- 1433 Why, 't is a gull, a fool, a rogue, that now and then goes to
- 1434 the wars, to grace himself at his return into London under the
- 1435 form of a soldier. And such fellows are perfect in the great
- 1436 commanders' names; and they will learn you by rote where services
- 1437 were done; at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at such a
- 1438 convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot, who disgrac'd, what
- 1439 terms the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in the
- 1440 phrase of war, which they trick up with new-tuned oaths: and what
- 1441 a beard of the general's cut and a horrid suit of the camp will
- 1442 do among foaming bottles and ale-wash'd wits, is wonderful to be
- 1443 thought on. But you must learn to know such slanders of the age,
- 1444 or else you may be marvellously mistook.
- Fluellen
- 1445 I tell you what, Captain Gower; I do perceive he is not the man
- 1446 that he would gladly make show to the world he is. If I find a
- 1447 hole in his coat, I will tell him my mind.
- [Drum heard.]
- Fluellen
- 1448 Hark
- 1449 you, the King is coming, and I must speak with him from the pridge.
- [Drum and colours. Enter King Henry, [Gloucester,]
- Fluellen
- 1450 and his poor soldiers.]
- Fluellen
- 1451 God bless your Majesty!
- King Henry V
- 1452 How now, Fluellen! cam'st thou from the bridge?
- Fluellen
- 1453 Ay, so please your Majesty. The Duke of Exeter has very
- 1454 gallantly maintain'd the pridge. The French is gone off, look
- 1455 you; and there is gallant and most prave passages. Marry, th'
- 1456 athversary was have possession of the pridge; but he is enforced
- 1457 to retire, and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge. I can
- 1458 tell your Majesty, the Duke is a prave man.
- King Henry V
- 1459 What men have you lost, Fluellen?
- Fluellen
- 1460 The perdition of the athversary hath been very great, reasonable
- 1461 great. Marry, for my part, I think the Duke hath lost never a
- 1462 man, but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church, one
- 1463 Bardolph, if your Majesty know the man. His face is all bubukles,
- 1464 and whelks, and knobs, and flames o' fire; and his lips blows at
- 1465 his nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes plue and
- 1466 sometimes red; but his nose is executed, and his fire's out.
- King Henry V
- 1467 We would have all such offenders so cut off; and we give express
- 1468 charge, that in our marches through the country, there be nothing
- 1469 compell'd from the villages, nothing taken but paid for, none of
- 1470 the French upbraided or abused in disdainful language; for when
- 1471 lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the
- 1472 soonest winner.
- [Tucket. Enter Montjoy.]
- Montjoy
- 1473 You know me by my habit.
- King Henry V
- 1474 Well then I know thee. What shall I know of thee?
- Montjoy
- 1475 My master's mind.
- King Henry V
- 1476 Unfold it.
- Montjoy
- 1477 Thus says my King: Say thou to Harry of England: Though we
- 1478 seem'd dead, we did but sleep; advantage is a better soldier
- 1479 than rashness. Tell him we could have rebuk'd him at Harfleur,
- 1480 but that we thought not good to bruise an injury till it were
- 1481 full ripe. Now we speak upon our cue, and our voice is imperial.
- 1482 England shall repent his folly, see his weakness, and admire our
- 1483 sufferance. Bid him therefore consider of his ransom; which must
- 1484 proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost,
- 1485 the disgrace we have digested; which in weight to re-answer, his
- 1486 pettishness would bow under. For our losses, his exchequer is too
- 1487 poor; for the effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom
- 1488 too faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own person, kneeling
- 1489 at our feet, but a weak and worthless satisfaction. To this add
- 1490 defiance; and tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his
- 1491 followers, whose condemnation is pronounc'd. So far my King and
- 1492 master; so much my office.
- King Henry V
- 1493 What is thy name? I know thy quality.
- Montjoy
- 1494 Montjoy.
- King Henry V
- 1495 Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back,
- 1496 And tell thy King I do not seek him now,
- 1497 But could be willing to march on to Calais
- King Henry V
- 1498 Without impeachment; for, to say the sooth,
- 1499 Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much
- 1500 Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
- 1501 My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
- 1502 My numbers lessen'd, and those few I have
- 1503 Almost no better than so many French;
- 1504 Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
- 1505 I thought upon one pair of English legs
- 1506 Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
- 1507 That I do brag thus! This your air of France
- 1508 Hath blown that vice in me. I must repent.
- 1509 Go therefore, tell thy master here I am;
- 1510 My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,
- 1511 My army but a weak and sickly guard;
- 1512 Yet, God before, tell him we will come on,
- 1513 Though France himself and such another neighbour
- 1514 Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy.
- 1515 Go, bid thy master well advise himself.
- 1516 If we may pass, we will; if we be hind'red,
- 1517 We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
- 1518 Discolour; and so, Montjoy, fare you well.
- 1519 The sum of all our answer is but this:
- 1520 We would not seek a battle, as we are;
- 1521 Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it.
- 1522 So tell your master.
- Montjoy
- 1523 I shall deliver so. Thanks to your Highness.
- [Exit.]
- Duke of Gloucester
- 1524 I hope they will not come upon us now.
- King Henry V
- 1525 We are in God's hands, brother, not in theirs.
- 1526 March to the bridge; it now draws toward night.
- 1527 Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves,
- 1528 And on to-morrow bid them march away.
- [Exeunt.]