Act 3, Scene 6

The English camp in Picardy.

  1. [Enter Gower and Fluellen, meeting.]
  2. Gower
  3. 1374 How now, Captain Fluellen! come you from the bridge?
  4. Fluellen
  5. 1375 I assure you, there is very excellent services committed at the
  6. 1376 bridge.
  7. Gower
  8. 1377 Is the Duke of Exeter safe?
  9. Fluellen
  10. 1378 The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon; and a
  11. 1379 man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my
  12. 1380 duty, and my live, and my living, and my uttermost power. He
  13. 1381 is not—God be praised and blessed!—any hurt in the world; but
  14. 1382 keeps the bridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline. There
  15. 1383 is an aunchient lieutenant there at the pridge, I think in my
  16. 1384 very conscience he is as valiant a man as Mark Antony; and he is
  17. 1385 a man of no estimation in the world, but I did see him do as
  18. 1386 gallant service.
  19. Gower
  20. 1387 What do you call him?
  21. Fluellen
  22. 1388 He is call'd Aunchient Pistol.
  23. Gower
  24. 1389 I know him not.
  25. [Enter Pistol.]
  26. Fluellen
  27. 1390 Here is the man.
  28. Pistol
  29. 1391 Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours.
  30. 1392 The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well.
  31. Fluellen
  32. 1393 Ay, I praise God; and I have merited some love at his hands.
  33. Pistol
  34. 1394 Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart,
  35. 1395 And of buxom valour, hath by cruel fate
  36. 1396 And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel,
  37. 1397 That goddess blind,
  38. 1398 That stands upon the rolling restless stone—
  39. Fluellen
  40. 1399 By your patience, Aunchient Pistol. Fortune is painted
  41. 1400 blind, with a muffler afore his eyes, to signify to you that
  42. 1401 Fortune is blind; and she is painted also with a wheel, to
  43. 1402 signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning,
  44. 1403 and inconstant, and mutability, and variation; and her foot,
  45. 1404 look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and
  46. 1405 rolls, and rolls. In good truth, the poet makes a most excellent
  47. 1406 description of it. Fortune is an excellent moral.
  48. Pistol
  49. 1407 Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him;
  50. 1408 For he hath stolen a pax, and hanged must 'a be,—
  51. 1409 A damned death!
  52. 1410 Let gallows gape for dog; let man go free,
  53. 1411 And let not hemp his windpipe suffocate.
  54. 1412 But Exeter hath given the doom of death
  55. 1413 For pax of little price.
  56. 1414 Therefore, go speak; the Duke will hear thy voice;
  57. 1415 And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut
  58. 1416 With edge of penny cord and vile reproach.
  59. Pistol
  60. 1417 Speak, captain, for his life, and I will thee requite.
  61. Fluellen
  62. 1418 Aunchient Pistol, I do partly understand your meaning.
  63. Pistol
  64. 1419 Why then, rejoice therefore.
  65. Fluellen
  66. 1420 Certainly, aunchient, it is not a thing to rejoice at; for if,
  67. 1421 look you, he were my brother, I would desire the Duke
  68. 1422 to use his good pleasure, and put him to execution; for
  69. 1423 discipline ought to be used.
  70. Pistol
  71. 1424 Die and be damn'd! and figo for thy friendship!
  72. Fluellen
  73. 1425 It is well.
  74. Pistol
  75. 1426 The fig of Spain.
  76. [Exit.]
  77. Fluellen
  78. 1427 Very good.
  79. Gower
  80. 1428 Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal. I remember
  81. 1429 him now; a bawd, a cutpurse.
  82. Fluellen
  83. 1430 I'll assure you, 'a uttered as prave words at the pridge as you
  84. 1431 shall see in a summer's day. But it is very well; what he has
  85. 1432 spoke to me, that is well, I warrant you, when time is serve.
  86. Gower
  87. 1433 Why, 't is a gull, a fool, a rogue, that now and then goes to
  88. 1434 the wars, to grace himself at his return into London under the
  89. 1435 form of a soldier. And such fellows are perfect in the great
  90. 1436 commanders' names; and they will learn you by rote where services
  91. 1437 were done; at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at such a
  92. 1438 convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot, who disgrac'd, what
  93. 1439 terms the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in the
  94. 1440 phrase of war, which they trick up with new-tuned oaths: and what
  95. 1441 a beard of the general's cut and a horrid suit of the camp will
  96. 1442 do among foaming bottles and ale-wash'd wits, is wonderful to be
  97. 1443 thought on. But you must learn to know such slanders of the age,
  98. 1444 or else you may be marvellously mistook.
  99. Fluellen
  100. 1445 I tell you what, Captain Gower; I do perceive he is not the man
  101. 1446 that he would gladly make show to the world he is. If I find a
  102. 1447 hole in his coat, I will tell him my mind.
  103. [Drum heard.]
  104. Fluellen
  105. 1448 Hark
  106. 1449 you, the King is coming, and I must speak with him from the pridge.
  107. [Drum and colours. Enter King Henry, [Gloucester,]
  108. Fluellen
  109. 1450 and his poor soldiers.]
  110. Fluellen
  111. 1451 God bless your Majesty!
  112. King Henry V
  113. 1452 How now, Fluellen! cam'st thou from the bridge?
  114. Fluellen
  115. 1453 Ay, so please your Majesty. The Duke of Exeter has very
  116. 1454 gallantly maintain'd the pridge. The French is gone off, look
  117. 1455 you; and there is gallant and most prave passages. Marry, th'
  118. 1456 athversary was have possession of the pridge; but he is enforced
  119. 1457 to retire, and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge. I can
  120. 1458 tell your Majesty, the Duke is a prave man.
  121. King Henry V
  122. 1459 What men have you lost, Fluellen?
  123. Fluellen
  124. 1460 The perdition of the athversary hath been very great, reasonable
  125. 1461 great. Marry, for my part, I think the Duke hath lost never a
  126. 1462 man, but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church, one
  127. 1463 Bardolph, if your Majesty know the man. His face is all bubukles,
  128. 1464 and whelks, and knobs, and flames o' fire; and his lips blows at
  129. 1465 his nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes plue and
  130. 1466 sometimes red; but his nose is executed, and his fire's out.
  131. King Henry V
  132. 1467 We would have all such offenders so cut off; and we give express
  133. 1468 charge, that in our marches through the country, there be nothing
  134. 1469 compell'd from the villages, nothing taken but paid for, none of
  135. 1470 the French upbraided or abused in disdainful language; for when
  136. 1471 lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the
  137. 1472 soonest winner.
  138. [Tucket. Enter Montjoy.]
  139. Montjoy
  140. 1473 You know me by my habit.
  141. King Henry V
  142. 1474 Well then I know thee. What shall I know of thee?
  143. Montjoy
  144. 1475 My master's mind.
  145. King Henry V
  146. 1476 Unfold it.
  147. Montjoy
  148. 1477 Thus says my King: Say thou to Harry of England: Though we
  149. 1478 seem'd dead, we did but sleep; advantage is a better soldier
  150. 1479 than rashness. Tell him we could have rebuk'd him at Harfleur,
  151. 1480 but that we thought not good to bruise an injury till it were
  152. 1481 full ripe. Now we speak upon our cue, and our voice is imperial.
  153. 1482 England shall repent his folly, see his weakness, and admire our
  154. 1483 sufferance. Bid him therefore consider of his ransom; which must
  155. 1484 proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we have lost,
  156. 1485 the disgrace we have digested; which in weight to re-answer, his
  157. 1486 pettishness would bow under. For our losses, his exchequer is too
  158. 1487 poor; for the effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom
  159. 1488 too faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own person, kneeling
  160. 1489 at our feet, but a weak and worthless satisfaction. To this add
  161. 1490 defiance; and tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his
  162. 1491 followers, whose condemnation is pronounc'd. So far my King and
  163. 1492 master; so much my office.
  164. King Henry V
  165. 1493 What is thy name? I know thy quality.
  166. Montjoy
  167. 1494 Montjoy.
  168. King Henry V
  169. 1495 Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back,
  170. 1496 And tell thy King I do not seek him now,
  171. 1497 But could be willing to march on to Calais
  172. King Henry V
  173. 1498 Without impeachment; for, to say the sooth,
  174. 1499 Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much
  175. 1500 Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
  176. 1501 My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
  177. 1502 My numbers lessen'd, and those few I have
  178. 1503 Almost no better than so many French;
  179. 1504 Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
  180. 1505 I thought upon one pair of English legs
  181. 1506 Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
  182. 1507 That I do brag thus! This your air of France
  183. 1508 Hath blown that vice in me. I must repent.
  184. 1509 Go therefore, tell thy master here I am;
  185. 1510 My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,
  186. 1511 My army but a weak and sickly guard;
  187. 1512 Yet, God before, tell him we will come on,
  188. 1513 Though France himself and such another neighbour
  189. 1514 Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy.
  190. 1515 Go, bid thy master well advise himself.
  191. 1516 If we may pass, we will; if we be hind'red,
  192. 1517 We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
  193. 1518 Discolour; and so, Montjoy, fare you well.
  194. 1519 The sum of all our answer is but this:
  195. 1520 We would not seek a battle, as we are;
  196. 1521 Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it.
  197. 1522 So tell your master.
  198. Montjoy
  199. 1523 I shall deliver so. Thanks to your Highness.
  200. [Exit.]
  201. Duke of Gloucester
  202. 1524 I hope they will not come upon us now.
  203. King Henry V
  204. 1525 We are in God's hands, brother, not in theirs.
  205. 1526 March to the bridge; it now draws toward night.
  206. 1527 Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves,
  207. 1528 And on to-morrow bid them march away.
  208. [Exeunt.]