Act 3, Scene 2
The same. A room in the DUKE'S palace.
- [Enter DUKE and THURIO.]
- Duke of Milan
- 1374 Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you
- 1375 Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight.
- Thurio
- 1376 Since his exile she hath despis'd me most,
- 1377 Forsworn my company and rail'd at me,
- 1378 That I am desperate of obtaining her.
- Duke of Milan
- 1379 This weak impress of love is as a figure
- 1380 Trenched in ice, which with an hour's heat
- 1381 Dissolves to water and doth lose his form.
- 1382 A little time will melt her frozen thoughts,
- 1383 And worthless Valentine shall be forgot.
- [Enter PROTEUS.]
- Duke of Milan
- 1384 How now, Sir Proteus! Is your countryman,
- 1385 According to our proclamation, gone?
- Proteus
- 1386 Gone, my good lord.
- Duke of Milan
- 1387 My daughter takes his going grievously.
- Proteus
- 1388 A little time, my lord, will kill that grief.
- Duke of Milan
- 1389 So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so.
- 1390 Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee,—
- 1391 For thou hast shown some sign of good desert,—
- 1392 Makes me the better to confer with thee.
- Proteus
- 1393 Longer than I prove loyal to your Grace
- 1394 Let me not live to look upon your Grace.
- Duke of Milan
- 1395 Thou know'st how willingly I would effect
- 1396 The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter.
- Proteus
- 1397 I do, my lord.
- Duke of Milan
- 1398 And also, I think, thou art not ignorant
- 1399 How she opposes her against my will.
- Proteus
- 1400 She did, my lord, when Valentine was here.
- Duke of Milan
- 1401 Ay, and perversely she persevers so.
- 1402 What might we do to make the girl forget
- 1403 The love of Valentine, and love Sir Thurio?
- Proteus
- 1404 The best way is to slander Valentine
- 1405 With falsehood, cowardice, and poor descent,
- 1406 Three things that women highly hold in hate.
- Duke of Milan
- 1407 Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate.
- Proteus
- 1408 Ay, if his enemy deliver it;
- 1409 Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken
- 1410 By one whom she esteemeth as his friend.
- Duke of Milan
- 1411 Then you must undertake to slander him.
- Proteus
- 1412 And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do:
- 1413 'Tis an ill office for a gentleman,
- 1414 Especially against his very friend.
- Duke of Milan
- 1415 Where your good word cannot advantage him,
- 1416 Your slander never can endamage him;
- 1417 Therefore the office is indifferent,
- 1418 Being entreated to it by your friend.
- Proteus
- 1419 You have prevail'd, my lord; if I can do it
- 1420 By aught that I can speak in his dispraise,
- 1421 She shall not long continue love to him.
- 1422 But say this weed her love from Valentine,
- 1423 It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio.
- Thurio
- 1424 Therefore, as you unwind her love from him,
- 1425 Lest it should ravel and be good to none,
- 1426 You must provide to bottom it on me;
- 1427 Which must be done by praising me as much
- 1428 As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine.
- Duke of Milan
- 1429 And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind,
- 1430 Because we know, on Valentine's report,
- 1431 You are already Love's firm votary
- 1432 And cannot soon revolt and change your mind.
- 1433 Upon this warrant shall you have access
- 1434 Where you with Silvia may confer at large;
- 1435 For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy,
- 1436 And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you;
- 1437 Where you may temper her by your persuasion
- 1438 To hate young Valentine and love my friend.
- Proteus
- 1439 As much as I can do I will effect.
- 1440 But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough;
- 1441 You must lay lime to tangle her desires
- 1442 By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes
- 1443 Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows.
- Duke of Milan
- 1444 Ay,
- 1445 Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy.
- Proteus
- 1446 Say that upon the altar of her beauty
- 1447 You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart.
- 1448 Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears
- 1449 Moist it again, and frame some feeling line
- 1450 That may discover such integrity:
- 1451 For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews,
- 1452 Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones,
- 1453 Make tigers tame, and huge leviathans
- 1454 Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands.
- 1455 After your dire-lamenting elegies,
- 1456 Visit by night your lady's chamber-window
- 1457 With some sweet consort: to their instruments
- 1458 Tune a deploring dump; the night's dead silence
- 1459 Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance.
- 1460 This, or else nothing, will inherit her.
- Duke of Milan
- 1461 This discipline shows thou hast been in love.
- Thurio
- 1462 And thy advice this night I'll put in practice.
- 1463 Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver,
- 1464 Let us into the city presently
- 1465 To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music.
- 1466 I have a sonnet that will serve the turn
- 1467 To give the onset to thy good advice.
- Duke of Milan
- 1468 About it, gentlemen!
- Proteus
- 1469 We'll wait upon your Grace till after-supper,
- 1470 And afterward determine our proceedings.
- Duke of Milan
- 1471 Even now about it! I will pardon you.
- [Exeunt.]