Act 3, Scene 2

The same. A room in the DUKE'S palace.

  1. [Enter DUKE and THURIO.]
  2. Duke of Milan
  3. 1374 Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you
  4. 1375 Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight.
  5. Thurio
  6. 1376 Since his exile she hath despis'd me most,
  7. 1377 Forsworn my company and rail'd at me,
  8. 1378 That I am desperate of obtaining her.
  9. Duke of Milan
  10. 1379 This weak impress of love is as a figure
  11. 1380 Trenched in ice, which with an hour's heat
  12. 1381 Dissolves to water and doth lose his form.
  13. 1382 A little time will melt her frozen thoughts,
  14. 1383 And worthless Valentine shall be forgot.
  15. [Enter PROTEUS.]
  16. Duke of Milan
  17. 1384 How now, Sir Proteus! Is your countryman,
  18. 1385 According to our proclamation, gone?
  19. Proteus
  20. 1386 Gone, my good lord.
  21. Duke of Milan
  22. 1387 My daughter takes his going grievously.
  23. Proteus
  24. 1388 A little time, my lord, will kill that grief.
  25. Duke of Milan
  26. 1389 So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so.
  27. 1390 Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee,—
  28. 1391 For thou hast shown some sign of good desert,—
  29. 1392 Makes me the better to confer with thee.
  30. Proteus
  31. 1393 Longer than I prove loyal to your Grace
  32. 1394 Let me not live to look upon your Grace.
  33. Duke of Milan
  34. 1395 Thou know'st how willingly I would effect
  35. 1396 The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter.
  36. Proteus
  37. 1397 I do, my lord.
  38. Duke of Milan
  39. 1398 And also, I think, thou art not ignorant
  40. 1399 How she opposes her against my will.
  41. Proteus
  42. 1400 She did, my lord, when Valentine was here.
  43. Duke of Milan
  44. 1401 Ay, and perversely she persevers so.
  45. 1402 What might we do to make the girl forget
  46. 1403 The love of Valentine, and love Sir Thurio?
  47. Proteus
  48. 1404 The best way is to slander Valentine
  49. 1405 With falsehood, cowardice, and poor descent,
  50. 1406 Three things that women highly hold in hate.
  51. Duke of Milan
  52. 1407 Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate.
  53. Proteus
  54. 1408 Ay, if his enemy deliver it;
  55. 1409 Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken
  56. 1410 By one whom she esteemeth as his friend.
  57. Duke of Milan
  58. 1411 Then you must undertake to slander him.
  59. Proteus
  60. 1412 And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do:
  61. 1413 'Tis an ill office for a gentleman,
  62. 1414 Especially against his very friend.
  63. Duke of Milan
  64. 1415 Where your good word cannot advantage him,
  65. 1416 Your slander never can endamage him;
  66. 1417 Therefore the office is indifferent,
  67. 1418 Being entreated to it by your friend.
  68. Proteus
  69. 1419 You have prevail'd, my lord; if I can do it
  70. 1420 By aught that I can speak in his dispraise,
  71. 1421 She shall not long continue love to him.
  72. 1422 But say this weed her love from Valentine,
  73. 1423 It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio.
  74. Thurio
  75. 1424 Therefore, as you unwind her love from him,
  76. 1425 Lest it should ravel and be good to none,
  77. 1426 You must provide to bottom it on me;
  78. 1427 Which must be done by praising me as much
  79. 1428 As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine.
  80. Duke of Milan
  81. 1429 And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind,
  82. 1430 Because we know, on Valentine's report,
  83. 1431 You are already Love's firm votary
  84. 1432 And cannot soon revolt and change your mind.
  85. 1433 Upon this warrant shall you have access
  86. 1434 Where you with Silvia may confer at large;
  87. 1435 For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy,
  88. 1436 And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you;
  89. 1437 Where you may temper her by your persuasion
  90. 1438 To hate young Valentine and love my friend.
  91. Proteus
  92. 1439 As much as I can do I will effect.
  93. 1440 But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough;
  94. 1441 You must lay lime to tangle her desires
  95. 1442 By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes
  96. 1443 Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows.
  97. Duke of Milan
  98. 1444 Ay,
  99. 1445 Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy.
  100. Proteus
  101. 1446 Say that upon the altar of her beauty
  102. 1447 You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart.
  103. 1448 Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears
  104. 1449 Moist it again, and frame some feeling line
  105. 1450 That may discover such integrity:
  106. 1451 For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews,
  107. 1452 Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones,
  108. 1453 Make tigers tame, and huge leviathans
  109. 1454 Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands.
  110. 1455 After your dire-lamenting elegies,
  111. 1456 Visit by night your lady's chamber-window
  112. 1457 With some sweet consort: to their instruments
  113. 1458 Tune a deploring dump; the night's dead silence
  114. 1459 Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance.
  115. 1460 This, or else nothing, will inherit her.
  116. Duke of Milan
  117. 1461 This discipline shows thou hast been in love.
  118. Thurio
  119. 1462 And thy advice this night I'll put in practice.
  120. 1463 Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver,
  121. 1464 Let us into the city presently
  122. 1465 To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music.
  123. 1466 I have a sonnet that will serve the turn
  124. 1467 To give the onset to thy good advice.
  125. Duke of Milan
  126. 1468 About it, gentlemen!
  127. Proteus
  128. 1469 We'll wait upon your Grace till after-supper,
  129. 1470 And afterward determine our proceedings.
  130. Duke of Milan
  131. 1471 Even now about it! I will pardon you.
  132. [Exeunt.]