Act 1, Scene 2

-- The Same. A room of state in TIMON'S House.

  1. [Hautboys playing loud music. A great banquet served in; FLAVIUS and Others attending: then enter LORD TIMON, ALCIBIADES, Lords, and Senators, VENTIDIUS and Attendants. Then comes, dropping after all, APEMANTUS, discontentedly, like himself.]
  2. Ventidius
  3. 307 Most honour'd Timon,
  4. 308 It hath pleas'd the gods to remember my father's age,
  5. 309 And call him to long peace.
  6. 310 He is gone happy, and has left me rich:
  7. 311 Then, as in grateful virtue I am bound
  8. 312 To your free heart, I do return those talents,
  9. 313 Doubled with thanks and service, from whose help
  10. 314 I deriv'd liberty.
  11. Timon
  12. 315 O! by no means,
  13. 316 Honest Ventidius: you mistake my love;
  14. 317 I gave it freely ever; and there's none
  15. 318 Can truly say he gives, if he receives:
  16. 319 If our betters play at that game, we must not dare
  17. 320 To imitate them; faults that are rich are fair.
  18. Ventidius
  19. 321 A noble spirit.
  20. [They all stand ceremoniously looking on TIMON.]
  21. Timon
  22. 322 Nay, my lords, ceremony was but devis'd at first
  23. 323 To set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes,
  24. 324 Recanting goodness, sorry ere 'tis shown;
  25. 325 But where there is true friendship there needs none.
  26. 326 Pray, sit; more welcome are ye to my fortunes
  27. 327 Than my fortunes to me.
  28. [They sit.]
  29. First Lord
  30. 328 My lord, we always have confess'd it.
  31. Apemantus
  32. 329 Ho, ho! confess'd it; hang'd it, have you not?
  33. Timon
  34. 330 O! Apemantus, you are welcome.
  35. Apemantus
  36. 331 No,
  37. 332 You shall not make me welcome:
  38. 333 I come to have thee thrust me out of doors.
  39. Timon
  40. 334 Fie! thou'rt a churl; ye've got a humour there
  41. 335 Does not become a man; 'tis much to blame.
  42. 336 They say, my lords, Ira furor brevis est;
  43. 337 But yond man is ever angry.
  44. 338 Go, let him have a table by himself;
  45. 339 For he does neither affect company,
  46. 340 Nor is he fit for it, indeed.
  47. Apemantus
  48. 341 Let me stay at thine apperil, Timon:
  49. 342 I come to observe; I give thee warning on't.
  50. Timon
  51. 343 I take no heed of thee; thou'rt an Athenian, therefore, welcome.
  52. 344 I myself would have no power; prithee; let my meat make thee
  53. 345 silent.
  54. Apemantus
  55. 346 I scorn thy meat; 't'would choke me, for I should
  56. 347 Ne'er flatter thee. O you gods! what a number
  57. 348 Of men eats Timon, and he sees 'em not!
  58. 349 It grieves me to see so many dip their meat
  59. 350 In one man's blood; and all the madness is,
  60. 351 He cheers them up too.
  61. 352 I wonder men dare trust themselves with men:
  62. 353 Methinks they should invite them without knives;
  63. 354 Good for their meat, and safer for their lives.
  64. 355 There's much example for 't; the fellow that
  65. 356 Sits next him now, parts bread with him, pledges
  66. 357 The breath of him in a divided draught,
  67. 358 Is the readiest man to kill him: 't has been prov'd.
  68. 359 If I were a huge man, I should fear to drink at meals;
  69. 360 Lest they should spy my wind-pipe's dangerous notes:
  70. 361 Great men should drink with harness on their throats.
  71. Timon
  72. 362 My lord, in heart; and let the health go round.
  73. Second Lord
  74. 363 Let it flow this way, my good lord.
  75. Apemantus
  76. 364 Flow this way! A brave fellow! he keeps his tides well. Those
  77. 365 healths will make thee and thy state look ill, Timon.
  78. 366 Here's that which is too weak to be a sinner,
  79. 367 Honest water, which ne'er left man i' the mire:
  80. 368 This and my food are equals; there's no odds:
  81. 369 Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods.
  82. Apemantus
  83. 370 Immortal gods, I crave no pelf;
  84. 371 I pray for no man but myself.
  85. 372 Grant I may never prove so fond
  86. 373 To trust man on his oath or bond;
  87. 374 Or a harlot for her weeping;
  88. 375 Or a dog that seems a-sleeping;
  89. 376 Or a keeper with my freedom;
  90. 377 Or my friends, if I should need 'em.
  91. 378 Amen. So fall to't.
  92. 379 Rich men sin, and I eat root.
  93. [Eats and drinks.]
  94. Apemantus
  95. 380 Much good dich thy good heart, Apemantus!
  96. Timon
  97. 381 Captain Alcibiades, your heart's in the field now.
  98. Alcibiades
  99. 382 My heart is ever at your service, my lord.
  100. Timon
  101. 383 You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than a dinner of
  102. 384 friends.
  103. Alcibiades
  104. 385 So they were bleeding—new, my lord, there's no meat
  105. 386 like 'em: I could wish my best friend at such a feast.
  106. Apemantus
  107. 387 'Would all those flatterers were thine enemies then, that
  108. 388 then thou mightst kill 'em, and bid me to 'em.
  109. First Lord
  110. 389 Might we but have that happiness, my lord, that you
  111. 390 would once use our hearts, whereby we might express some part of
  112. 391 our zeals, we should think ourselves for ever perfect.
  113. Timon
  114. 392 O, no doubt, my good friends, but the gods themselves have
  115. 393 provided that I shall have much help from you: how had you been
  116. 394 my friends else? why have you that charitable title from
  117. 395 thousands, did not you chiefly belong to my heart? I have told
  118. 396 more of you to myself than you can with modesty speak in your own
  119. 397 behalf; and thus far I confirm you. O you gods! think I, what
  120. 398 need we have any friends if we should ne'er have need of 'em?
  121. 399 they were the most needless creatures living, should we ne'er
  122. 400 have use for 'em; and would most resemble sweet instruments hung
  123. 401 up in cases, that keep their sounds to themselves. Why, I have
  124. 402 often wished myself poorer that I might come nearer to you. We
  125. 403 are born to do benefits; and what better or properer can we call
  126. 404 our own than the riches of our friends? O! what a precious
  127. 405 comfort 'tis to have so many, like brothers, commanding one
  128. 406 another's fortunes! O joy! e'en made away ere it can be born.
  129. 407 Mine eyes cannot hold out water, methinks: to forget their
  130. 408 faults, I drink to you.
  131. Apemantus
  132. 409 Thou weepest to make them drink, Timon.
  133. Second Lord
  134. 410 Joy had the like conception in our eyes,
  135. 411 And, at that instant like a babe, sprung up.
  136. Apemantus
  137. 412 Ho, ho! I laugh to think that babe a bastard.
  138. Third Lord
  139. 413 I promise you, my lord, you mov'd me much.
  140. Apemantus
  141. 414 Much!
  142. [Tucket sounded.]
  143. Timon
  144. 415 What means that trump?
  145. [Enter a SERVANT.]
  146. Timon
  147. 416 How now!
  148. Servant
  149. 417 Please you, my lord, there are certain ladies most desirous of
  150. 418 admittance.
  151. Timon
  152. 419 Ladies? What are their wills?
  153. Servant
  154. 420 There comes with them a forerunner, my lord, which bears
  155. 421 that office, to signify their pleasures.
  156. Timon
  157. 422 I pray, let them be admitted.
  158. [Enter CUPID.]
  159. Cupid
  160. 423 Hail to thee, worthy Timon; and to all
  161. 424 That of his bounties taste! The five best Senses
  162. 425 Acknowledge thee their patron; and come freely
  163. 426 To gratulate thy plenteous bosom. Th' Ear,
  164. 427 Taste, Touch, Smell, pleas'd from thy table rise;
  165. 428 They only now come but to feast thine eyes.
  166. Timon
  167. 429 They are welcome all; let 'em have kind admittance:
  168. 430 Music, make their welcome!
  169. [Exit CUPID.]
  170. First Lord
  171. 431 You see, my lord, how ample you're belov'd.
  172. [Music. Re-enter CUPID, with a masque of LADIES as Amazons, with lutes in their hands, dancing and playing.]
  173. Apemantus
  174. 432 Hoy-day! what a sweep of vanity comes this way:
  175. 433 They dance! they are mad women.
  176. 434 Like madness is the glory of this life,
  177. 435 As this pomp shows to a little oil and root.
  178. 436 We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves;
  179. 437 And spend our flatteries to drink those men
  180. 438 Upon whose age we void it up again,
  181. 439 With poisonous spite and envy.
  182. 440 Who lives that's not depraved or depraves?
  183. 441 Who dies that bears not one spurn to their graves
  184. 442 Of their friend's gift?
  185. 443 I should fear those that dance before me now
  186. 444 Would one day stamp upon me: it has been done:
  187. 445 Men shut their doors against a setting sun.
  188. [The LORDS rise from table, with much adoring of TIMON; and to show their loves, each singles out an Amazon, and all dance, men with women, a lofty strain or two to the hautboys, and cease.]
  189. Timon
  190. 446 You have done our pleasures much grace, fair ladies,
  191. 447 Set a fair fashion on our entertainment,
  192. 448 Which was not half so beautiful and kind;
  193. 449 You have added worth unto 't and lustre,
  194. 450 And entertain'd me with mine own device;
  195. 451 I am to thank you for 't.
  196. First Lady
  197. 452 My lord, you take us even at the best.
  198. Apemantus
  199. 453 Faith, for the worst is filthy; and would not hold taking, I
  200. 454 doubt me.
  201. Timon
  202. 455 Ladies, there is an idle banquet
  203. 456 Attends you; please you to dispose yourselves.
  204. All the Ladies
  205. 457 Most thankfully, my lord.
  206. [Exeunt CUPID and LADIES.]
  207. Timon
  208. 458 Flavius!
  209. Flavius
  210. 459 My lord!
  211. Timon
  212. 460 The little casket bring me hither.
  213. Flavius
  214. 461 Yes, my lord.
  215. [Aside.]
  216. Flavius
  217. 462 More jewels yet!
  218. 463 There is no crossing him in 's humour;
  219. 464 Else I should tell him well, i' faith, I should,
  220. 465 When all's spent, he'd be cross'd then, an he could.
  221. 466 'Tis pity bounty had not eyes behind,
  222. 467 That man might ne'er be wretched for his mind.
  223. [Exit.]
  224. First Lord
  225. 468 Where be our men?
  226. Servant
  227. 469 Here, my lord, in readiness.
  228. Second Lord
  229. 470 Our horses!
  230. [Re-enter FLAVIUS, with the casket.]
  231. Timon
  232. 471 O, my friends! I have one word to say to you;
  233. 472 Look you, my good lord,
  234. 473 I must entreat you, honour me so much
  235. 474 As to advance this jewel; accept it and wear it,
  236. 475 Kind my lord.
  237. First Lord
  238. 476 I am so far already in your gifts—
  239. All
  240. 477 So are we all.
  241. [Enter a SERVANT.]
  242. Servant
  243. 478 My lord, there are certain nobles of the Senate
  244. 479 Newly alighted and come to visit you.
  245. Timon
  246. 480 They are fairly welcome.
  247. Flavius
  248. 481 I beseech your honour,
  249. 482 Vouchsafe me a word; it does concern you near.
  250. Timon
  251. 483 Near! why then, another time I'll hear thee.
  252. 484 I prithee let's be provided to show them entertainment.
  253. [Aside.]
  254. Flavius
  255. 485 I scarce know how.
  256. [Enter another SERVANT.]
  257. Second Servant
  258. 486 May it please vour honour, Lord Lucius,
  259. 487 Out of his free love, hath presented to you
  260. 488 Four milk-white horses, trapp'd in silver.
  261. Timon
  262. 489 I shall accept them fairly; let the presents
  263. 490 Be worthily entertain'd.
  264. [Enter a third SERVANT.]
  265. Timon
  266. 491 How now! What news?
  267. Third Servant
  268. 492 Please you, my lord, that honourable gentleman, Lord Lucullus,
  269. 493 entreats your company to-morrow to hunt with him, and has sent
  270. 494 your honour two brace of greyhounds.
  271. Timon
  272. 495 I'll hunt with him; and let them be receiv'd,
  273. 496 Not without fair reward.
  274. [Aside.]
  275. Flavius
  276. 497 What will this come to?
  277. 498 He commands us to provide, and give great gifts,
  278. 499 And all out of an empty coffer;
  279. 500 Nor will he know his purse, or yield me this,
  280. 501 To show him what a beggar his heart is,
  281. 502 Being of no power to make his wishes good.
  282. 503 His promises fly so beyond his state
  283. 504 That what he speaks is all in debt; he owes
  284. 505 For every word: he is so kind that he now
  285. 506 Pays interest for 't; his land's put to their books.
  286. 507 Well, would I were gently put out of office
  287. 508 Before I were forc'd out!
  288. 509 Happier he that has no friend to feed
  289. 510 Than such that do e'en enemies exceed.
  290. 511 I bleed inwardly for my lord.
  291. [Exit.]
  292. Timon
  293. 512 You do yourselves much wrong;
  294. 513 You bate too much of your own merits;
  295. 514 Here, my lord, a trifle of our love.
  296. Second Lord
  297. 515 With more than common thanks I will receive it.
  298. Third Lord
  299. 516 O! he's the very soul of bounty!
  300. Timon
  301. 517 And now I remember, my lord, you gave
  302. 518 Good words the other day of a bay courser
  303. 519 I rode on: it is yours because you lik'd it.
  304. Third Lord
  305. 520 O! I beseech you, pardon me, my lord, in that.
  306. Timon
  307. 521 You may take my word, my lord: I know no man
  308. 522 Can justly praise but what he does affect:
  309. 523 I weigh my friend's affection with mine own.
  310. 524 I'll tell you true; I'll call to you.
  311. All the Lords
  312. 525 O! none so welcome!
  313. Timon
  314. 526 I take all and your several visitations
  315. 527 So kind to heart, 'tis not enough to give;
  316. 528 Methinks, I could deal kingdoms to my friends,
  317. 529 And ne'er be weary. Alcibiades,
  318. 530 Thou art a soldier, therefore seldom rich;
  319. 531 It comes in charity to thee; for all thy living
  320. 532 Is 'mongst the dead, and all the lands thou hast
  321. 533 Lie in a pitch'd field.
  322. Alcibiades
  323. 534 Ay, defil'd land, my lord.
  324. First Lord
  325. 535 We are so virtuously bound,—
  326. Timon
  327. 536 And so am I to you.
  328. Second Lord
  329. 537 So infinitely endear'd,—
  330. Timon
  331. 538 All to you. Lights, more lights!
  332. First Lord
  333. 539 The best of happiness,
  334. 540 Honour, and fortunes, keep with you, Lord Timon!
  335. Timon
  336. 541 Ready for his friends.
  337. [Exeunt ALCIBIADES, Lords, and etc.]
  338. Timon
  339. 542 .]
  340. Apemantus
  341. 543 What a coil's here!
  342. 544 Serving of becks and jutting out of bums!
  343. 545 I doubt whether their legs be worth the sums
  344. 546 That are given for 'em. Friendship's full of dregs:
  345. 547 Methinks, false hearts should never have sound legs.
  346. 548 Thus honest fools lay out their wealth on curtsies.
  347. Timon
  348. 549 Now, Apemantus, if thou wert not sullen,
  349. 550 I would be good to thee.
  350. Apemantus
  351. 551 No, I'll nothing; for if I should be bribed too, there
  352. 552 would be none left to rail upon thee, and then thou wouldst sin
  353. 553 the faster. Thou givest so long, Timon, I fear me thou wilt give
  354. 554 away thyself in paper shortly: What needs these feasts, pomps,
  355. 555 and vain-glories?
  356. Timon
  357. 556 Nay, an you begin to rail on society once, I am sworn not to
  358. 557 give regard to you. Farewell; and come with better music.
  359. [Exit.]
  360. Apemantus
  361. 558 So: Thou wilt not hear me now; thou shalt not then;
  362. 559 I'll lock thy heaven from thee.
  363. 560 O! that men's ears should be
  364. 561 To counsel deaf, but not to flattery!
  365. [Exit.]