Act 1, Scene 2
-- The Same. A room of state in TIMON'S House.
- [Hautboys playing loud music. A great banquet served in; FLAVIUS and Others attending: then enter LORD TIMON, ALCIBIADES, Lords, and Senators, VENTIDIUS and Attendants. Then comes, dropping after all, APEMANTUS, discontentedly, like himself.]
- Ventidius
- 307 Most honour'd Timon,
- 308 It hath pleas'd the gods to remember my father's age,
- 309 And call him to long peace.
- 310 He is gone happy, and has left me rich:
- 311 Then, as in grateful virtue I am bound
- 312 To your free heart, I do return those talents,
- 313 Doubled with thanks and service, from whose help
- 314 I deriv'd liberty.
- Timon
- 315 O! by no means,
- 316 Honest Ventidius: you mistake my love;
- 317 I gave it freely ever; and there's none
- 318 Can truly say he gives, if he receives:
- 319 If our betters play at that game, we must not dare
- 320 To imitate them; faults that are rich are fair.
- Ventidius
- 321 A noble spirit.
- [They all stand ceremoniously looking on TIMON.]
- Timon
- 322 Nay, my lords, ceremony was but devis'd at first
- 323 To set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes,
- 324 Recanting goodness, sorry ere 'tis shown;
- 325 But where there is true friendship there needs none.
- 326 Pray, sit; more welcome are ye to my fortunes
- 327 Than my fortunes to me.
- [They sit.]
- First Lord
- 328 My lord, we always have confess'd it.
- Apemantus
- 329 Ho, ho! confess'd it; hang'd it, have you not?
- Timon
- 330 O! Apemantus, you are welcome.
- Apemantus
- 331 No,
- 332 You shall not make me welcome:
- 333 I come to have thee thrust me out of doors.
- Timon
- 334 Fie! thou'rt a churl; ye've got a humour there
- 335 Does not become a man; 'tis much to blame.
- 336 They say, my lords, Ira furor brevis est;
- 337 But yond man is ever angry.
- 338 Go, let him have a table by himself;
- 339 For he does neither affect company,
- 340 Nor is he fit for it, indeed.
- Apemantus
- 341 Let me stay at thine apperil, Timon:
- 342 I come to observe; I give thee warning on't.
- Timon
- 343 I take no heed of thee; thou'rt an Athenian, therefore, welcome.
- 344 I myself would have no power; prithee; let my meat make thee
- 345 silent.
- Apemantus
- 346 I scorn thy meat; 't'would choke me, for I should
- 347 Ne'er flatter thee. O you gods! what a number
- 348 Of men eats Timon, and he sees 'em not!
- 349 It grieves me to see so many dip their meat
- 350 In one man's blood; and all the madness is,
- 351 He cheers them up too.
- 352 I wonder men dare trust themselves with men:
- 353 Methinks they should invite them without knives;
- 354 Good for their meat, and safer for their lives.
- 355 There's much example for 't; the fellow that
- 356 Sits next him now, parts bread with him, pledges
- 357 The breath of him in a divided draught,
- 358 Is the readiest man to kill him: 't has been prov'd.
- 359 If I were a huge man, I should fear to drink at meals;
- 360 Lest they should spy my wind-pipe's dangerous notes:
- 361 Great men should drink with harness on their throats.
- Timon
- 362 My lord, in heart; and let the health go round.
- Second Lord
- 363 Let it flow this way, my good lord.
- Apemantus
- 364 Flow this way! A brave fellow! he keeps his tides well. Those
- 365 healths will make thee and thy state look ill, Timon.
- 366 Here's that which is too weak to be a sinner,
- 367 Honest water, which ne'er left man i' the mire:
- 368 This and my food are equals; there's no odds:
- 369 Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods.
- Apemantus
- 370 Immortal gods, I crave no pelf;
- 371 I pray for no man but myself.
- 372 Grant I may never prove so fond
- 373 To trust man on his oath or bond;
- 374 Or a harlot for her weeping;
- 375 Or a dog that seems a-sleeping;
- 376 Or a keeper with my freedom;
- 377 Or my friends, if I should need 'em.
- 378 Amen. So fall to't.
- 379 Rich men sin, and I eat root.
- [Eats and drinks.]
- Apemantus
- 380 Much good dich thy good heart, Apemantus!
- Timon
- 381 Captain Alcibiades, your heart's in the field now.
- Alcibiades
- 382 My heart is ever at your service, my lord.
- Timon
- 383 You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than a dinner of
- 384 friends.
- Alcibiades
- 385 So they were bleeding—new, my lord, there's no meat
- 386 like 'em: I could wish my best friend at such a feast.
- Apemantus
- 387 'Would all those flatterers were thine enemies then, that
- 388 then thou mightst kill 'em, and bid me to 'em.
- First Lord
- 389 Might we but have that happiness, my lord, that you
- 390 would once use our hearts, whereby we might express some part of
- 391 our zeals, we should think ourselves for ever perfect.
- Timon
- 392 O, no doubt, my good friends, but the gods themselves have
- 393 provided that I shall have much help from you: how had you been
- 394 my friends else? why have you that charitable title from
- 395 thousands, did not you chiefly belong to my heart? I have told
- 396 more of you to myself than you can with modesty speak in your own
- 397 behalf; and thus far I confirm you. O you gods! think I, what
- 398 need we have any friends if we should ne'er have need of 'em?
- 399 they were the most needless creatures living, should we ne'er
- 400 have use for 'em; and would most resemble sweet instruments hung
- 401 up in cases, that keep their sounds to themselves. Why, I have
- 402 often wished myself poorer that I might come nearer to you. We
- 403 are born to do benefits; and what better or properer can we call
- 404 our own than the riches of our friends? O! what a precious
- 405 comfort 'tis to have so many, like brothers, commanding one
- 406 another's fortunes! O joy! e'en made away ere it can be born.
- 407 Mine eyes cannot hold out water, methinks: to forget their
- 408 faults, I drink to you.
- Apemantus
- 409 Thou weepest to make them drink, Timon.
- Second Lord
- 410 Joy had the like conception in our eyes,
- 411 And, at that instant like a babe, sprung up.
- Apemantus
- 412 Ho, ho! I laugh to think that babe a bastard.
- Third Lord
- 413 I promise you, my lord, you mov'd me much.
- Apemantus
- 414 Much!
- [Tucket sounded.]
- Timon
- 415 What means that trump?
- [Enter a SERVANT.]
- Timon
- 416 How now!
- Servant
- 417 Please you, my lord, there are certain ladies most desirous of
- 418 admittance.
- Timon
- 419 Ladies? What are their wills?
- Servant
- 420 There comes with them a forerunner, my lord, which bears
- 421 that office, to signify their pleasures.
- Timon
- 422 I pray, let them be admitted.
- [Enter CUPID.]
- Cupid
- 423 Hail to thee, worthy Timon; and to all
- 424 That of his bounties taste! The five best Senses
- 425 Acknowledge thee their patron; and come freely
- 426 To gratulate thy plenteous bosom. Th' Ear,
- 427 Taste, Touch, Smell, pleas'd from thy table rise;
- 428 They only now come but to feast thine eyes.
- Timon
- 429 They are welcome all; let 'em have kind admittance:
- 430 Music, make their welcome!
- [Exit CUPID.]
- First Lord
- 431 You see, my lord, how ample you're belov'd.
- [Music. Re-enter CUPID, with a masque of LADIES as Amazons, with lutes in their hands, dancing and playing.]
- Apemantus
- 432 Hoy-day! what a sweep of vanity comes this way:
- 433 They dance! they are mad women.
- 434 Like madness is the glory of this life,
- 435 As this pomp shows to a little oil and root.
- 436 We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves;
- 437 And spend our flatteries to drink those men
- 438 Upon whose age we void it up again,
- 439 With poisonous spite and envy.
- 440 Who lives that's not depraved or depraves?
- 441 Who dies that bears not one spurn to their graves
- 442 Of their friend's gift?
- 443 I should fear those that dance before me now
- 444 Would one day stamp upon me: it has been done:
- 445 Men shut their doors against a setting sun.
- [The LORDS rise from table, with much adoring of TIMON; and to show their loves, each singles out an Amazon, and all dance, men with women, a lofty strain or two to the hautboys, and cease.]
- Timon
- 446 You have done our pleasures much grace, fair ladies,
- 447 Set a fair fashion on our entertainment,
- 448 Which was not half so beautiful and kind;
- 449 You have added worth unto 't and lustre,
- 450 And entertain'd me with mine own device;
- 451 I am to thank you for 't.
- First Lady
- 452 My lord, you take us even at the best.
- Apemantus
- 453 Faith, for the worst is filthy; and would not hold taking, I
- 454 doubt me.
- Timon
- 455 Ladies, there is an idle banquet
- 456 Attends you; please you to dispose yourselves.
- All the Ladies
- 457 Most thankfully, my lord.
- [Exeunt CUPID and LADIES.]
- Timon
- 458 Flavius!
- Flavius
- 459 My lord!
- Timon
- 460 The little casket bring me hither.
- Flavius
- 461 Yes, my lord.
- [Aside.]
- Flavius
- 462 More jewels yet!
- 463 There is no crossing him in 's humour;
- 464 Else I should tell him well, i' faith, I should,
- 465 When all's spent, he'd be cross'd then, an he could.
- 466 'Tis pity bounty had not eyes behind,
- 467 That man might ne'er be wretched for his mind.
- [Exit.]
- First Lord
- 468 Where be our men?
- Servant
- 469 Here, my lord, in readiness.
- Second Lord
- 470 Our horses!
- [Re-enter FLAVIUS, with the casket.]
- Timon
- 471 O, my friends! I have one word to say to you;
- 472 Look you, my good lord,
- 473 I must entreat you, honour me so much
- 474 As to advance this jewel; accept it and wear it,
- 475 Kind my lord.
- First Lord
- 476 I am so far already in your gifts—
- All
- 477 So are we all.
- [Enter a SERVANT.]
- Servant
- 478 My lord, there are certain nobles of the Senate
- 479 Newly alighted and come to visit you.
- Timon
- 480 They are fairly welcome.
- Flavius
- 481 I beseech your honour,
- 482 Vouchsafe me a word; it does concern you near.
- Timon
- 483 Near! why then, another time I'll hear thee.
- 484 I prithee let's be provided to show them entertainment.
- [Aside.]
- Flavius
- 485 I scarce know how.
- [Enter another SERVANT.]
- Second Servant
- 486 May it please vour honour, Lord Lucius,
- 487 Out of his free love, hath presented to you
- 488 Four milk-white horses, trapp'd in silver.
- Timon
- 489 I shall accept them fairly; let the presents
- 490 Be worthily entertain'd.
- [Enter a third SERVANT.]
- Timon
- 491 How now! What news?
- Third Servant
- 492 Please you, my lord, that honourable gentleman, Lord Lucullus,
- 493 entreats your company to-morrow to hunt with him, and has sent
- 494 your honour two brace of greyhounds.
- Timon
- 495 I'll hunt with him; and let them be receiv'd,
- 496 Not without fair reward.
- [Aside.]
- Flavius
- 497 What will this come to?
- 498 He commands us to provide, and give great gifts,
- 499 And all out of an empty coffer;
- 500 Nor will he know his purse, or yield me this,
- 501 To show him what a beggar his heart is,
- 502 Being of no power to make his wishes good.
- 503 His promises fly so beyond his state
- 504 That what he speaks is all in debt; he owes
- 505 For every word: he is so kind that he now
- 506 Pays interest for 't; his land's put to their books.
- 507 Well, would I were gently put out of office
- 508 Before I were forc'd out!
- 509 Happier he that has no friend to feed
- 510 Than such that do e'en enemies exceed.
- 511 I bleed inwardly for my lord.
- [Exit.]
- Timon
- 512 You do yourselves much wrong;
- 513 You bate too much of your own merits;
- 514 Here, my lord, a trifle of our love.
- Second Lord
- 515 With more than common thanks I will receive it.
- Third Lord
- 516 O! he's the very soul of bounty!
- Timon
- 517 And now I remember, my lord, you gave
- 518 Good words the other day of a bay courser
- 519 I rode on: it is yours because you lik'd it.
- Third Lord
- 520 O! I beseech you, pardon me, my lord, in that.
- Timon
- 521 You may take my word, my lord: I know no man
- 522 Can justly praise but what he does affect:
- 523 I weigh my friend's affection with mine own.
- 524 I'll tell you true; I'll call to you.
- All the Lords
- 525 O! none so welcome!
- Timon
- 526 I take all and your several visitations
- 527 So kind to heart, 'tis not enough to give;
- 528 Methinks, I could deal kingdoms to my friends,
- 529 And ne'er be weary. Alcibiades,
- 530 Thou art a soldier, therefore seldom rich;
- 531 It comes in charity to thee; for all thy living
- 532 Is 'mongst the dead, and all the lands thou hast
- 533 Lie in a pitch'd field.
- Alcibiades
- 534 Ay, defil'd land, my lord.
- First Lord
- 535 We are so virtuously bound,—
- Timon
- 536 And so am I to you.
- Second Lord
- 537 So infinitely endear'd,—
- Timon
- 538 All to you. Lights, more lights!
- First Lord
- 539 The best of happiness,
- 540 Honour, and fortunes, keep with you, Lord Timon!
- Timon
- 541 Ready for his friends.
- [Exeunt ALCIBIADES, Lords, and etc.]
- Timon
- 542 .]
- Apemantus
- 543 What a coil's here!
- 544 Serving of becks and jutting out of bums!
- 545 I doubt whether their legs be worth the sums
- 546 That are given for 'em. Friendship's full of dregs:
- 547 Methinks, false hearts should never have sound legs.
- 548 Thus honest fools lay out their wealth on curtsies.
- Timon
- 549 Now, Apemantus, if thou wert not sullen,
- 550 I would be good to thee.
- Apemantus
- 551 No, I'll nothing; for if I should be bribed too, there
- 552 would be none left to rail upon thee, and then thou wouldst sin
- 553 the faster. Thou givest so long, Timon, I fear me thou wilt give
- 554 away thyself in paper shortly: What needs these feasts, pomps,
- 555 and vain-glories?
- Timon
- 556 Nay, an you begin to rail on society once, I am sworn not to
- 557 give regard to you. Farewell; and come with better music.
- [Exit.]
- Apemantus
- 558 So: Thou wilt not hear me now; thou shalt not then;
- 559 I'll lock thy heaven from thee.
- 560 O! that men's ears should be
- 561 To counsel deaf, but not to flattery!
- [Exit.]