Act 2, Scene 1
A wood near Athens.
- [Enter a FAIRY at One door, and PUCK at another.]
- Puck
- 346 How now, spirit! whither wander you?
- A Fairy
- 347 Over hill, over dale,
- 348 Thorough bush, thorough brier,
- 349 Over park, over pale,
- 350 Thorough flood, thorough fire,
- 351 I do wander everywhere,
- 352 Swifter than the moon's sphere;
- 353 And I serve the fairy queen,
- 354 To dew her orbs upon the green.
- 355 The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
- 356 In their gold coats spots you see;
- 357 Those be rubies, fairy favours,
- 358 In those freckles live their savours;
- 359 I must go seek some dew-drops here,
- 360 And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
- 361 Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
- 362 Our queen and all her elves come here anon.
- Puck
- 363 The king doth keep his revels here to-night;
- 364 Take heed the Queen come not within his sight.
- 365 For Oberon is passing fell and wrath,
- 366 Because that she, as her attendant, hath
- 367 A lovely boy, stol'n from an Indian king;
- 368 She never had so sweet a changeling:
- 369 And jealous Oberon would have the child
- 370 Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild:
- 371 But she perforce withholds the loved boy,
- 372 Crowns him with flowers, and makes him all her joy:
- 373 And now they never meet in grove or green,
- 374 By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen,
- 375 But they do square; that all their elves for fear
- 376 Creep into acorn cups, and hide them there.
- A Fairy
- 377 Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
- 378 Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
- 379 Call'd Robin Goodfellow: are not you he
- 380 That frights the maidens of the villagery;
- 381 Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
- 382 And bootless make the breathless housewife churn;
- 383 And sometime make the drink to bear no barm;
- 384 Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm?
- 385 Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
- 386 You do their work, and they shall have good luck:
- 387 Are not you he?
- Puck
- 388 Thou speak'st aright;
- 389 I am that merry wanderer of the night.
- 390 I jest to Oberon, and make him smile,
- 391 When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
- 392 Neighing in likeness of a filly foal;
- 393 And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
- 394 In very likeness of a roasted crab;
- 395 And, when she drinks, against her lips I bob,
- 396 And on her withered dewlap pour the ale.
- 397 The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
- 398 Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
- 399 Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
- 400 And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
- 401 And then the whole quire hold their hips and loffe,
- 402 And waxen in their mirth, and neeze, and swear
- 403 A merrier hour was never wasted there.—
- 404 But room, fairy, here comes Oberon.
- A Fairy
- 405 And here my mistress.—Would that he were gone!
- [Enter OBERON at one door, with his Train, and TITANIA, at another, with hers.]
- Oberon
- 406 Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
- Titania
- 407 What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence;
- 408 I have forsworn his bed and company.
- Oberon
- 409 Tarry, rash wanton: am not I thy lord?
- Titania
- 410 Then I must be thy lady; but I know
- 411 When thou hast stol'n away from fairy-land,
- 412 And in the shape of Corin sat all day,
- 413 Playing on pipes of corn, and versing love
- 414 To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here,
- 415 Come from the farthest steep of India,
- 416 But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon,
- 417 Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love,
- 418 To Theseus must be wedded; and you come
- 419 To give their bed joy and prosperity.
- Oberon
- 420 How canst thou thus, for shame, Titania,
- 421 Glance at my credit with Hippolyta,
- 422 Knowing I know thy love to Theseus?
- 423 Didst not thou lead him through the glimmering night
- 424 From Perigenia, whom he ravish'd?
- 425 And make him with fair Aegle break his faith,
- 426 With Ariadne and Antiopa?
- Titania
- 427 These are the forgeries of jealousy:
- 428 And never, since the middle summer's spring,
- 429 Met we on hill, in dale, forest, or mead,
- 430 By paved fountain, or by rushy brook,
- 431 Or on the beached margent of the sea,
- 432 To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind,
- 433 But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport.
- 434 Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain,
- 435 As in revenge, have suck'd up from the sea
- 436 Contagious fogs; which, falling in the land,
- 437 Hath every pelting river made so proud
- 438 That they have overborne their continents:
- 439 The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain,
- 440 The ploughman lost his sweat; and the green corn
- 441 Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard:
- 442 The fold stands empty in the drowned field,
- 443 And crows are fatted with the murrion flock;
- 444 The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud;
- 445 And the quaint mazes in the wanton green,
- 446 For lack of tread, are undistinguishable:
- 447 The human mortals want their winter here;
- 448 No night is now with hymn or carol blest:—
- 449 Therefore the moon, the governess of floods,
- 450 Pale in her anger, washes all the air,
- 451 That rheumatic diseases do abound:
- 452 And thorough this distemperature we see
- 453 The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts
- 454 Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose;
- 455 And on old Hyem's thin and icy crown
- 456 An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds
- 457 Is, as in mockery, set: the spring, the summer,
- 458 The childing autumn, angry winter, change
- 459 Their wonted liveries; and the maz'd world,
- 460 By their increase, now knows not which is which:
- 461 And this same progeny of evils comes
- 462 From our debate, from our dissension:
- 463 We are their parents and original.
- Oberon
- 464 Do you amend it, then: it lies in you:
- 465 Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
- 466 I do but beg a little changeling boy
- 467 To be my henchman.
- Titania
- 468 Set your heart at rest;
- 469 The fairy-land buys not the child of me.
- 470 His mother was a vot'ress of my order:
- 471 And, in the spiced Indian air, by night,
- 472 Full often hath she gossip'd by my side;
- 473 And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands,
- 474 Marking the embarked traders on the flood;
- 475 When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive,
- 476 And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind;
- 477 Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait
- 478 Following,—her womb then rich with my young squire,—
- 479 Would imitate; and sail upon the land,
- 480 To fetch me trifles, and return again,
- 481 As from a voyage, rich with merchandise.
- 482 But she, being mortal, of that boy did die;
- 483 And for her sake do I rear up her boy:
- 484 And for her sake I will not part with him.
- Oberon
- 485 How long within this wood intend you stay?
- Titania
- 486 Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day.
- 487 If you will patiently dance in our round,
- 488 And see our moonlight revels, go with us;
- 489 If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts.
- Oberon
- 490 Give me that boy and I will go with thee.
- Titania
- 491 Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away:
- 492 We shall chide downright if I longer stay.
- [Exit TITANIA with her Train.]
- Oberon
- 493 Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from this grove
- 494 Till I torment thee for this injury.—
- 495 My gentle Puck, come hither: thou remember'st
- 496 Since once I sat upon a promontory,
- 497 And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin's back,
- 498 Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
- 499 That the rude sea grew civil at her song,
- 500 And certain stars shot madly from their spheres
- 501 To hear the sea-maid's music.
- Puck
- 502 I remember.
- Oberon
- 503 That very time I saw,—but thou couldst not,—
- 504 Flying between the cold moon and the earth,
- 505 Cupid, all arm'd: a certain aim he took
- 506 At a fair vestal, throned by the west;
- 507 And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
- 508 As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts;
- 509 But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft
- 510 Quench'd in the chaste beams of the watery moon;
- 511 And the imperial votaress passed on,
- 512 In maiden meditation, fancy-free.
- 513 Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell:
- 514 It fell upon a little western flower,—
- 515 Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound,—
- 516 And maidens call it love-in-idleness.
- 517 Fetch me that flower, the herb I showed thee once:
- 518 The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid
- 519 Will make or man or woman madly dote
- 520 Upon the next live creature that it sees.
- 521 Fetch me this herb: and be thou here again
- 522 Ere the leviathan can swim a league.
- Puck
- 523 I'll put a girdle round about the earth
- 524 In forty minutes.
- [Exit PUCK.]
- Oberon
- 525 Having once this juice,
- 526 I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,
- 527 And drop the liquor of it in her eyes:
- 528 The next thing then she waking looks upon,—
- 529 Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
- 530 On meddling monkey, or on busy ape,—
- 531 She shall pursue it with the soul of love.
- 532 And ere I take this charm from off her sight,—
- 533 As I can take it with another herb,
- 534 I'll make her render up her page to me.
- 535 But who comes here? I am invisible;
- 536 And I will overhear their conference.
- [Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA following him.]
- Demetrius
- 537 I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
- 538 Where is Lysander and fair Hermia?
- 539 The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me.
- 540 Thou told'st me they were stol'n into this wood,
- 541 And here am I, and wode within this wood,
- 542 Because I cannot meet with Hermia.
- 543 Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more.
- Helena
- 544 You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant;
- 545 But yet you draw not iron, for my heart
- 546 Is true as steel. Leave you your power to draw,
- 547 And I shall have no power to follow you.
- Demetrius
- 548 Do I entice you? Do I speak you fair?
- 549 Or, rather, do I not in plainest truth
- 550 Tell you I do not, nor I cannot love you?
- Helena
- 551 And even for that do I love you the more.
- 552 I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
- 553 The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
- 554 Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
- 555 Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
- 556 Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
- 557 What worser place can I beg in your love,
- 558 And yet a place of high respect with me,—
- 559 Than to be used as you use your dog?
- Demetrius
- 560 Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit;
- 561 For I am sick when I do look on thee.
- Helena
- 562 And I am sick when I look not on you.
- Demetrius
- 563 You do impeach your modesty too much,
- 564 To leave the city, and commit yourself
- 565 Into the hands of one that loves you not;
- 566 To trust the opportunity of night,
- 567 And the ill counsel of a desert place,
- 568 With the rich worth of your virginity.
- Helena
- 569 Your virtue is my privilege for that.
- 570 It is not night when I do see your face,
- 571 Therefore I think I am not in the night;
- 572 Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company;
- 573 For you, in my respect, are all the world:
- 574 Then how can it be said I am alone
- 575 When all the world is here to look on me?
- Demetrius
- 576 I'll run from thee, and hide me in the brakes,
- 577 And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts.
- Helena
- 578 The wildest hath not such a heart as you.
- 579 Run when you will, the story shall be chang'd;
- 580 Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase;
- 581 The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind
- 582 Makes speed to catch the tiger,—bootless speed,
- 583 When cowardice pursues and valour flies.
- Demetrius
- 584 I will not stay thy questions; let me go:
- 585 Or, if thou follow me, do not believe
- 586 But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.
- Helena
- 587 Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field,
- 588 You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius!
- 589 Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex:
- 590 We cannot fight for love as men may do:
- 591 We should be woo'd, and were not made to woo.
- 592 I'll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell,
- 593 To die upon the hand I love so well.
- [Exeunt DEMETRIUS and HELENA.]
- Oberon
- 594 Fare thee well, nymph: ere he do leave this grove,
- 595 Thou shalt fly him, and he shall seek thy love.—
- [Re-enter PUCK.]
- Oberon
- 596 Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer.
- Puck
- 597 Ay, there it is.
- Oberon
- 598 I pray thee give it me.
- 599 I know a bank whereon the wild thyme blows,
- 600 Where ox-lips and the nodding violet grows;
- 601 Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
- 602 With sweet musk-roses, and with eglantine:
- 603 There sleeps Titania sometime of the night,
- 604 Lulled in these flowers with dances and delight;
- 605 And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin,
- 606 Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in:
- 607 And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes,
- 608 And make her full of hateful fantasies.
- 609 Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove:
- 610 A sweet Athenian lady is in love
- 611 With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes;
- 612 But do it when the next thing he espies
- 613 May be the lady: thou shalt know the man
- 614 By the Athenian garments he hath on.
- 615 Effect it with some care, that he may prove
- 616 More fond on her than she upon her love:
- 617 And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.
- Puck
- 618 Fear not, my lord; your servant shall do so.
- [Exeunt.]