Act 2, Scene 1

A wood near Athens.

  1. [Enter a FAIRY at One door, and PUCK at another.]
  2. Puck
  3. 346 How now, spirit! whither wander you?
  4. A Fairy
  5. 347 Over hill, over dale,
  6. 348 Thorough bush, thorough brier,
  7. 349 Over park, over pale,
  8. 350 Thorough flood, thorough fire,
  9. 351 I do wander everywhere,
  10. 352 Swifter than the moon's sphere;
  11. 353 And I serve the fairy queen,
  12. 354 To dew her orbs upon the green.
  13. 355 The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
  14. 356 In their gold coats spots you see;
  15. 357 Those be rubies, fairy favours,
  16. 358 In those freckles live their savours;
  17. 359 I must go seek some dew-drops here,
  18. 360 And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
  19. 361 Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
  20. 362 Our queen and all her elves come here anon.
  21. Puck
  22. 363 The king doth keep his revels here to-night;
  23. 364 Take heed the Queen come not within his sight.
  24. 365 For Oberon is passing fell and wrath,
  25. 366 Because that she, as her attendant, hath
  26. 367 A lovely boy, stol'n from an Indian king;
  27. 368 She never had so sweet a changeling:
  28. 369 And jealous Oberon would have the child
  29. 370 Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild:
  30. 371 But she perforce withholds the loved boy,
  31. 372 Crowns him with flowers, and makes him all her joy:
  32. 373 And now they never meet in grove or green,
  33. 374 By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen,
  34. 375 But they do square; that all their elves for fear
  35. 376 Creep into acorn cups, and hide them there.
  36. A Fairy
  37. 377 Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
  38. 378 Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
  39. 379 Call'd Robin Goodfellow: are not you he
  40. 380 That frights the maidens of the villagery;
  41. 381 Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
  42. 382 And bootless make the breathless housewife churn;
  43. 383 And sometime make the drink to bear no barm;
  44. 384 Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm?
  45. 385 Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
  46. 386 You do their work, and they shall have good luck:
  47. 387 Are not you he?
  48. Puck
  49. 388 Thou speak'st aright;
  50. 389 I am that merry wanderer of the night.
  51. 390 I jest to Oberon, and make him smile,
  52. 391 When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
  53. 392 Neighing in likeness of a filly foal;
  54. 393 And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
  55. 394 In very likeness of a roasted crab;
  56. 395 And, when she drinks, against her lips I bob,
  57. 396 And on her withered dewlap pour the ale.
  58. 397 The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
  59. 398 Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
  60. 399 Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
  61. 400 And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
  62. 401 And then the whole quire hold their hips and loffe,
  63. 402 And waxen in their mirth, and neeze, and swear
  64. 403 A merrier hour was never wasted there.—
  65. 404 But room, fairy, here comes Oberon.
  66. A Fairy
  67. 405 And here my mistress.—Would that he were gone!
  68. [Enter OBERON at one door, with his Train, and TITANIA, at another, with hers.]
  69. Oberon
  70. 406 Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
  71. Titania
  72. 407 What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence;
  73. 408 I have forsworn his bed and company.
  74. Oberon
  75. 409 Tarry, rash wanton: am not I thy lord?
  76. Titania
  77. 410 Then I must be thy lady; but I know
  78. 411 When thou hast stol'n away from fairy-land,
  79. 412 And in the shape of Corin sat all day,
  80. 413 Playing on pipes of corn, and versing love
  81. 414 To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here,
  82. 415 Come from the farthest steep of India,
  83. 416 But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon,
  84. 417 Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love,
  85. 418 To Theseus must be wedded; and you come
  86. 419 To give their bed joy and prosperity.
  87. Oberon
  88. 420 How canst thou thus, for shame, Titania,
  89. 421 Glance at my credit with Hippolyta,
  90. 422 Knowing I know thy love to Theseus?
  91. 423 Didst not thou lead him through the glimmering night
  92. 424 From Perigenia, whom he ravish'd?
  93. 425 And make him with fair Aegle break his faith,
  94. 426 With Ariadne and Antiopa?
  95. Titania
  96. 427 These are the forgeries of jealousy:
  97. 428 And never, since the middle summer's spring,
  98. 429 Met we on hill, in dale, forest, or mead,
  99. 430 By paved fountain, or by rushy brook,
  100. 431 Or on the beached margent of the sea,
  101. 432 To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind,
  102. 433 But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport.
  103. 434 Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain,
  104. 435 As in revenge, have suck'd up from the sea
  105. 436 Contagious fogs; which, falling in the land,
  106. 437 Hath every pelting river made so proud
  107. 438 That they have overborne their continents:
  108. 439 The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain,
  109. 440 The ploughman lost his sweat; and the green corn
  110. 441 Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard:
  111. 442 The fold stands empty in the drowned field,
  112. 443 And crows are fatted with the murrion flock;
  113. 444 The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud;
  114. 445 And the quaint mazes in the wanton green,
  115. 446 For lack of tread, are undistinguishable:
  116. 447 The human mortals want their winter here;
  117. 448 No night is now with hymn or carol blest:—
  118. 449 Therefore the moon, the governess of floods,
  119. 450 Pale in her anger, washes all the air,
  120. 451 That rheumatic diseases do abound:
  121. 452 And thorough this distemperature we see
  122. 453 The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts
  123. 454 Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose;
  124. 455 And on old Hyem's thin and icy crown
  125. 456 An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds
  126. 457 Is, as in mockery, set: the spring, the summer,
  127. 458 The childing autumn, angry winter, change
  128. 459 Their wonted liveries; and the maz'd world,
  129. 460 By their increase, now knows not which is which:
  130. 461 And this same progeny of evils comes
  131. 462 From our debate, from our dissension:
  132. 463 We are their parents and original.
  133. Oberon
  134. 464 Do you amend it, then: it lies in you:
  135. 465 Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
  136. 466 I do but beg a little changeling boy
  137. 467 To be my henchman.
  138. Titania
  139. 468 Set your heart at rest;
  140. 469 The fairy-land buys not the child of me.
  141. 470 His mother was a vot'ress of my order:
  142. 471 And, in the spiced Indian air, by night,
  143. 472 Full often hath she gossip'd by my side;
  144. 473 And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands,
  145. 474 Marking the embarked traders on the flood;
  146. 475 When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive,
  147. 476 And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind;
  148. 477 Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait
  149. 478 Following,—her womb then rich with my young squire,—
  150. 479 Would imitate; and sail upon the land,
  151. 480 To fetch me trifles, and return again,
  152. 481 As from a voyage, rich with merchandise.
  153. 482 But she, being mortal, of that boy did die;
  154. 483 And for her sake do I rear up her boy:
  155. 484 And for her sake I will not part with him.
  156. Oberon
  157. 485 How long within this wood intend you stay?
  158. Titania
  159. 486 Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day.
  160. 487 If you will patiently dance in our round,
  161. 488 And see our moonlight revels, go with us;
  162. 489 If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts.
  163. Oberon
  164. 490 Give me that boy and I will go with thee.
  165. Titania
  166. 491 Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away:
  167. 492 We shall chide downright if I longer stay.
  168. [Exit TITANIA with her Train.]
  169. Oberon
  170. 493 Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from this grove
  171. 494 Till I torment thee for this injury.—
  172. 495 My gentle Puck, come hither: thou remember'st
  173. 496 Since once I sat upon a promontory,
  174. 497 And heard a mermaid, on a dolphin's back,
  175. 498 Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath,
  176. 499 That the rude sea grew civil at her song,
  177. 500 And certain stars shot madly from their spheres
  178. 501 To hear the sea-maid's music.
  179. Puck
  180. 502 I remember.
  181. Oberon
  182. 503 That very time I saw,—but thou couldst not,—
  183. 504 Flying between the cold moon and the earth,
  184. 505 Cupid, all arm'd: a certain aim he took
  185. 506 At a fair vestal, throned by the west;
  186. 507 And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
  187. 508 As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts;
  188. 509 But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft
  189. 510 Quench'd in the chaste beams of the watery moon;
  190. 511 And the imperial votaress passed on,
  191. 512 In maiden meditation, fancy-free.
  192. 513 Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell:
  193. 514 It fell upon a little western flower,—
  194. 515 Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound,—
  195. 516 And maidens call it love-in-idleness.
  196. 517 Fetch me that flower, the herb I showed thee once:
  197. 518 The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid
  198. 519 Will make or man or woman madly dote
  199. 520 Upon the next live creature that it sees.
  200. 521 Fetch me this herb: and be thou here again
  201. 522 Ere the leviathan can swim a league.
  202. Puck
  203. 523 I'll put a girdle round about the earth
  204. 524 In forty minutes.
  205. [Exit PUCK.]
  206. Oberon
  207. 525 Having once this juice,
  208. 526 I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,
  209. 527 And drop the liquor of it in her eyes:
  210. 528 The next thing then she waking looks upon,—
  211. 529 Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
  212. 530 On meddling monkey, or on busy ape,—
  213. 531 She shall pursue it with the soul of love.
  214. 532 And ere I take this charm from off her sight,—
  215. 533 As I can take it with another herb,
  216. 534 I'll make her render up her page to me.
  217. 535 But who comes here? I am invisible;
  218. 536 And I will overhear their conference.
  219. [Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA following him.]
  220. Demetrius
  221. 537 I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
  222. 538 Where is Lysander and fair Hermia?
  223. 539 The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me.
  224. 540 Thou told'st me they were stol'n into this wood,
  225. 541 And here am I, and wode within this wood,
  226. 542 Because I cannot meet with Hermia.
  227. 543 Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more.
  228. Helena
  229. 544 You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant;
  230. 545 But yet you draw not iron, for my heart
  231. 546 Is true as steel. Leave you your power to draw,
  232. 547 And I shall have no power to follow you.
  233. Demetrius
  234. 548 Do I entice you? Do I speak you fair?
  235. 549 Or, rather, do I not in plainest truth
  236. 550 Tell you I do not, nor I cannot love you?
  237. Helena
  238. 551 And even for that do I love you the more.
  239. 552 I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
  240. 553 The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
  241. 554 Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
  242. 555 Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
  243. 556 Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
  244. 557 What worser place can I beg in your love,
  245. 558 And yet a place of high respect with me,—
  246. 559 Than to be used as you use your dog?
  247. Demetrius
  248. 560 Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit;
  249. 561 For I am sick when I do look on thee.
  250. Helena
  251. 562 And I am sick when I look not on you.
  252. Demetrius
  253. 563 You do impeach your modesty too much,
  254. 564 To leave the city, and commit yourself
  255. 565 Into the hands of one that loves you not;
  256. 566 To trust the opportunity of night,
  257. 567 And the ill counsel of a desert place,
  258. 568 With the rich worth of your virginity.
  259. Helena
  260. 569 Your virtue is my privilege for that.
  261. 570 It is not night when I do see your face,
  262. 571 Therefore I think I am not in the night;
  263. 572 Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company;
  264. 573 For you, in my respect, are all the world:
  265. 574 Then how can it be said I am alone
  266. 575 When all the world is here to look on me?
  267. Demetrius
  268. 576 I'll run from thee, and hide me in the brakes,
  269. 577 And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts.
  270. Helena
  271. 578 The wildest hath not such a heart as you.
  272. 579 Run when you will, the story shall be chang'd;
  273. 580 Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase;
  274. 581 The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind
  275. 582 Makes speed to catch the tiger,—bootless speed,
  276. 583 When cowardice pursues and valour flies.
  277. Demetrius
  278. 584 I will not stay thy questions; let me go:
  279. 585 Or, if thou follow me, do not believe
  280. 586 But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.
  281. Helena
  282. 587 Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field,
  283. 588 You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius!
  284. 589 Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex:
  285. 590 We cannot fight for love as men may do:
  286. 591 We should be woo'd, and were not made to woo.
  287. 592 I'll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell,
  288. 593 To die upon the hand I love so well.
  289. [Exeunt DEMETRIUS and HELENA.]
  290. Oberon
  291. 594 Fare thee well, nymph: ere he do leave this grove,
  292. 595 Thou shalt fly him, and he shall seek thy love.—
  293. [Re-enter PUCK.]
  294. Oberon
  295. 596 Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer.
  296. Puck
  297. 597 Ay, there it is.
  298. Oberon
  299. 598 I pray thee give it me.
  300. 599 I know a bank whereon the wild thyme blows,
  301. 600 Where ox-lips and the nodding violet grows;
  302. 601 Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
  303. 602 With sweet musk-roses, and with eglantine:
  304. 603 There sleeps Titania sometime of the night,
  305. 604 Lulled in these flowers with dances and delight;
  306. 605 And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin,
  307. 606 Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in:
  308. 607 And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes,
  309. 608 And make her full of hateful fantasies.
  310. 609 Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove:
  311. 610 A sweet Athenian lady is in love
  312. 611 With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes;
  313. 612 But do it when the next thing he espies
  314. 613 May be the lady: thou shalt know the man
  315. 614 By the Athenian garments he hath on.
  316. 615 Effect it with some care, that he may prove
  317. 616 More fond on her than she upon her love:
  318. 617 And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.
  319. Puck
  320. 618 Fear not, my lord; your servant shall do so.
  321. [Exeunt.]