Act 2, Scene 4

Before Gloster's Castle; Kent in the stocks.

  1. [Enter Lear, Fool, and Gentleman.]
  2. King Lear
  3. 1223 'Tis strange that they should so depart from home,
  4. 1224 And not send back my messenger.
  5. Gentleman
  6. 1225 As I learn'd,
  7. 1226 The night before there was no purpose in them
  8. 1227 Of this remove.
  9. Kent
  10. 1228 Hail to thee, noble master!
  11. King Lear
  12. 1229 Ha!
  13. 1230 Mak'st thou this shame thy pastime?
  14. Kent
  15. 1231 No, my lord.
  16. Fool
  17. 1232 Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied by the
  18. 1233 head; dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by the loins, and
  19. 1234 men by the legs: when a man is over-lusty at legs, then he
  20. 1235 wears wooden nether-stocks.
  21. King Lear
  22. 1236 What's he that hath so much thy place mistook
  23. 1237 To set thee here?
  24. Kent
  25. 1238 It is both he and she,
  26. 1239 Your son and daughter.
  27. King Lear
  28. 1240 No.
  29. Kent
  30. 1241 Yes.
  31. King Lear
  32. 1242 No, I say.
  33. Kent
  34. 1243 I say, yea.
  35. King Lear
  36. 1244 No, no; they would not.
  37. Kent
  38. 1245 Yes, they have.
  39. King Lear
  40. 1246 By Jupiter, I swear no.
  41. Kent
  42. 1247 By Juno, I swear ay.
  43. King Lear
  44. 1248 They durst not do't.
  45. 1249 They would not, could not do't; 'tis worse than murder,
  46. 1250 To do upon respect such violent outrage:
  47. 1251 Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way
  48. 1252 Thou mightst deserve or they impose this usage,
  49. 1253 Coming from us.
  50. Kent
  51. 1254 My lord, when at their home
  52. 1255 I did commend your highness' letters to them,
  53. 1256 Ere I was risen from the place that show'd
  54. 1257 My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post,
  55. 1258 Stew'd in his haste, half breathless, panting forth
  56. 1259 From Goneril his mistress salutations;
  57. 1260 Deliver'd letters, spite of intermission,
  58. 1261 Which presently they read: on whose contents,
  59. 1262 They summon'd up their meiny, straight took horse;
  60. 1263 Commanded me to follow and attend
  61. 1264 The leisure of their answer; gave me cold looks:
  62. 1265 And meeting here the other messenger,
  63. 1266 Whose welcome I perceiv'd had poison'd mine,—
  64. 1267 Being the very fellow which of late
  65. 1268 Display'd so saucily against your highness,—
  66. 1269 Having more man than wit about me, drew:
  67. 1270 He rais'd the house with loud and coward cries.
  68. 1271 Your son and daughter found this trespass worth
  69. 1272 The shame which here it suffers.
  70. Fool
  71. 1273 Winter's not gone yet, if the wild geese fly that way.
  72. 1274 Fathers that wear rags
  73. 1275 Do make their children blind;
  74. 1276 But fathers that bear bags
  75. 1277 Shall see their children kind.
  76. 1278 Fortune, that arrant whore,
  77. 1279 Ne'er turns the key to th' poor.
  78. 1280 But for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy
  79. 1281 daughters as thou canst tell in a year.
  80. King Lear
  81. 1282 O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!
  82. 1283 Hysterica passio,—down, thou climbing sorrow,
  83. 1284 Thy element's below!—Where is this daughter?
  84. Kent
  85. 1285 With the earl, sir, here within.
  86. King Lear
  87. 1286 Follow me not;
  88. 1287 Stay here.
  89. [Exit.]
  90. Gentleman
  91. 1288 Made you no more offence but what you speak of?
  92. Kent
  93. 1289 None.
  94. 1290 How chance the king comes with so small a number?
  95. Fool
  96. 1291 An thou hadst been set i' the stocks for that question,
  97. 1292 thou hadst well deserved it.
  98. Kent
  99. 1293 Why, fool?
  100. Fool
  101. 1294 We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there's no
  102. 1295 labouring in the winter. All that follow their noses are led by
  103. 1296 their eyes but blind men; and there's not a nose among twenty
  104. 1297 but can smell him that's stinking. Let go thy hold when a great
  105. 1298 wheel runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with following
  106. 1299 it; but the great one that goes up the hill, let him draw thee
  107. 1300 after.
  108. 1301 When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I
  109. 1302 would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
  110. 1303 That sir which serves and seeks for gain,
  111. 1304 And follows but for form,
  112. 1305 Will pack when it begins to rain,
  113. 1306 And leave thee in the storm.
  114. 1307 But I will tarry; the fool will stay,
  115. 1308 And let the wise man fly:
  116. 1309 The knave turns fool that runs away;
  117. 1310 The fool no knave, perdy.
  118. Kent
  119. 1311 Where learn'd you this, fool?
  120. Fool
  121. 1312 Not i' the stocks, fool.
  122. [Re-enter Lear, with Gloster.]
  123. King Lear
  124. 1313 Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?
  125. 1314 They have travell'd all the night? Mere fetches;
  126. 1315 The images of revolt and flying off.
  127. 1316 Fetch me a better answer.
  128. Gloucester
  129. 1317 My dear lord,
  130. 1318 You know the fiery quality of the duke;
  131. 1319 How unremovable and fix'd he is
  132. 1320 In his own course.
  133. King Lear
  134. 1321 Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!—
  135. 1322 Fiery? What quality? why, Gloster, Gloster,
  136. 1323 I'd speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.
  137. Gloucester
  138. 1324 Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them so.
  139. King Lear
  140. 1325 Inform'd them! Dost thou understand me, man?
  141. Gloucester
  142. 1326 Ay, my good lord.
  143. King Lear
  144. 1327 The King would speak with Cornwall; the dear father
  145. 1328 Would with his daughter speak, commands her service:
  146. 1329 Are they inform'd of this?—My breath and blood!—
  147. 1330 Fiery? the fiery duke?—Tell the hot duke that—
  148. 1331 No, but not yet: may be he is not well:
  149. 1332 Infirmity doth still neglect all office
  150. 1333 Whereto our health is bound: we are not ourselves
  151. 1334 When nature, being oppress'd, commands the mind
  152. 1335 To suffer with the body: I'll forbear;
  153. 1336 And am fallen out with my more headier will,
  154. 1337 To take the indispos'd and sickly fit
  155. 1338 For the sound man.—Death on my state! Wherefore
  156. [Looking on Kent.]
  157. King Lear
  158. 1339 Should he sit here? This act persuades me
  159. 1340 That this remotion of the duke and her
  160. 1341 Is practice only. Give me my servant forth.
  161. 1342 Go tell the duke and's wife I'd speak with them,
  162. 1343 Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me,
  163. 1344 Or at their chamber door I'll beat the drum
  164. 1345 Till it cry 'Sleep to death.'
  165. Gloucester
  166. 1346 I would have all well betwixt you.
  167. [Exit.]
  168. King Lear
  169. 1347 O me, my heart, my rising heart!—but down!
  170. Fool
  171. 1348 Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels when she
  172. 1349 put 'em i' the paste alive; she knapped 'em o' the coxcombs with
  173. 1350 a stick and cried 'Down, wantons, down!' 'Twas her brother that,
  174. 1351 in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay.
  175. [Enter Cornwall, Regan, Gloster, and Servants.]
  176. King Lear
  177. 1352 Good-morrow to you both.
  178. Cornwall
  179. 1353 Hail to your grace!
  180. [Kent is set at liberty.]
  181. Regan
  182. 1354 I am glad to see your highness.
  183. King Lear
  184. 1355 Regan, I think you are; I know what reason
  185. 1356 I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad,
  186. 1357 I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb,
  187. 1358 Sepulchring an adultress.—
  188. [To Kent]
  189. King Lear
  190. 1359 O, are you free?
  191. 1360 Some other time for that.—Beloved Regan,
  192. 1361 Thy sister's naught: O Regan, she hath tied
  193. 1362 Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here,—
  194. [Points to his heart.]
  195. King Lear
  196. 1363 I can scarce speak to thee; thou'lt not believe
  197. 1364 With how deprav'd a quality—O Regan!
  198. Regan
  199. 1365 I pray you, sir, take patience: I have hope
  200. 1366 You less know how to value her desert
  201. 1367 Than she to scant her duty.
  202. King Lear
  203. 1368 Say, how is that?
  204. Regan
  205. 1369 I cannot think my sister in the least
  206. 1370 Would fail her obligation: if, sir, perchance
  207. 1371 She have restrain'd the riots of your followers,
  208. 1372 'Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end,
  209. 1373 As clears her from all blame.
  210. King Lear
  211. 1374 My curses on her!
  212. Regan
  213. 1375 O, sir, you are old;
  214. 1376 Nature in you stands on the very verge
  215. 1377 Of her confine: you should be rul'd and led
  216. 1378 By some discretion, that discerns your state
  217. 1379 Better than you yourself. Therefore, I pray you,
  218. 1380 That to our sister you do make return;
  219. 1381 Say you have wrong'd her, sir.
  220. King Lear
  221. 1382 Ask her forgiveness?
  222. 1383 Do you but mark how this becomes the house:
  223. 1384 'Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;
  224. [Kneeling.]
  225. King Lear
  226. 1385 Age is unnecessary: on my knees I beg
  227. 1386 That you'll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.'
  228. Regan
  229. 1387 Good sir, no more! These are unsightly tricks:
  230. 1388 Return you to my sister.
  231. [Rising.]
  232. King Lear
  233. 1389 Never, Regan:
  234. 1390 She hath abated me of half my train;
  235. 1391 Look'd black upon me; struck me with her tongue,
  236. 1392 Most serpent-like, upon the very heart:—
  237. 1393 All the stor'd vengeances of heaven fall
  238. 1394 On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones,
  239. 1395 You taking airs, with lameness!
  240. Cornwall
  241. 1396 Fie, sir, fie!
  242. King Lear
  243. 1397 You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
  244. 1398 Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,
  245. 1399 You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the powerful sun,
  246. 1400 To fall and blast her pride!
  247. Regan
  248. 1401 O the blest gods!
  249. 1402 So will you wish on me when the rash mood is on.
  250. King Lear
  251. 1403 No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse:
  252. 1404 Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give
  253. 1405 Thee o'er to harshness: her eyes are fierce; but thine
  254. 1406 Do comfort, and not burn. 'Tis not in thee
  255. 1407 To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,
  256. 1408 To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes,
  257. 1409 And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt
  258. 1410 Against my coming in: thou better know'st
  259. 1411 The offices of nature, bond of childhood,
  260. 1412 Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude;
  261. 1413 Thy half o' the kingdom hast thou not forgot,
  262. 1414 Wherein I thee endow'd.
  263. Regan
  264. 1415 Good sir, to the purpose.
  265. King Lear
  266. 1416 Who put my man i' the stocks?
  267. [Tucket within.]
  268. Cornwall
  269. 1417 What trumpet's that?
  270. Regan
  271. 1418 I know't—my sister's: this approves her letter,
  272. 1419 That she would soon be here.
  273. [Enter Oswald.]
  274. Regan
  275. 1420 Is your lady come?
  276. King Lear
  277. 1421 This is a slave, whose easy-borrowed pride
  278. 1422 Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows.—
  279. 1423 Out, varlet, from my sight!
  280. Cornwall
  281. 1424 What means your grace?
  282. King Lear
  283. 1425 Who stock'd my servant? Regan, I have good hope
  284. 1426 Thou didst not know on't.—Who comes here? O heavens!
  285. [Enter Goneril.]
  286. King Lear
  287. 1427 If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
  288. 1428 Allow obedience, if yourselves are old,
  289. 1429 Make it your cause; send down, and take my part!—
  290. [To Goneril.]
  291. King Lear
  292. 1430 Art not asham'd to look upon this beard?—
  293. 1431 O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand?
  294. Goneril
  295. 1432 Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended?
  296. 1433 All's not offence that indiscretion finds
  297. 1434 And dotage terms so.
  298. King Lear
  299. 1435 O sides, you are too tough!
  300. 1436 Will you yet hold?—How came my man i' the stocks?
  301. Cornwall
  302. 1437 I set him there, sir: but his own disorders
  303. 1438 Deserv'd much less advancement.
  304. King Lear
  305. 1439 You? did you?
  306. Regan
  307. 1440 I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
  308. 1441 If, till the expiration of your month,
  309. 1442 You will return and sojourn with my sister,
  310. 1443 Dismissing half your train, come then to me:
  311. 1444 I am now from home, and out of that provision
  312. 1445 Which shall be needful for your entertainment.
  313. King Lear
  314. 1446 Return to her, and fifty men dismiss'd?
  315. 1447 No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose
  316. 1448 To wage against the enmity o' the air;
  317. 1449 To be a comrade with the wolf and owl,—
  318. 1450 Necessity's sharp pinch!—Return with her?
  319. 1451 Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took
  320. 1452 Our youngest born, I could as well be brought
  321. 1453 To knee his throne, and, squire-like, pension beg
  322. 1454 To keep base life afoot.—Return with her?
  323. 1455 Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter
  324. 1456 To this detested groom.
  325. [Pointing to Oswald.]
  326. Goneril
  327. 1457 At your choice, sir.
  328. King Lear
  329. 1458 I pr'ythee, daughter, do not make me mad:
  330. 1459 I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell:
  331. 1460 We'll no more meet, no more see one another:—
  332. 1461 But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter;
  333. 1462 Or rather a disease that's in my flesh,
  334. 1463 Which I must needs call mine: thou art a boil,
  335. 1464 A plague sore, an embossed carbuncle
  336. 1465 In my corrupted blood. But I'll not chide thee;
  337. 1466 Let shame come when it will, I do not call it:
  338. 1467 I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot
  339. 1468 Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove:
  340. 1469 Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure:
  341. 1470 I can be patient; I can stay with Regan,
  342. 1471 I and my hundred knights.
  343. Regan
  344. 1472 Not altogether so:
  345. 1473 I look'd not for you yet, nor am provided
  346. 1474 For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister;
  347. 1475 For those that mingle reason with your passion
  348. 1476 Must be content to think you old, and so—
  349. 1477 But she knows what she does.
  350. King Lear
  351. 1478 Is this well spoken?
  352. Regan
  353. 1479 I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers?
  354. 1480 Is it not well? What should you need of more?
  355. 1481 Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger
  356. 1482 Speak 'gainst so great a number? How in one house
  357. 1483 Should many people, under two commands,
  358. 1484 Hold amity? 'Tis hard; almost impossible.
  359. Goneril
  360. 1485 Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance
  361. 1486 From those that she calls servants, or from mine?
  362. Regan
  363. 1487 Why not, my lord? If then they chanc'd to slack you,
  364. 1488 We could control them. If you will come to me,—
  365. 1489 For now I spy a danger,—I entreat you
  366. 1490 To bring but five-and-twenty: to no more
  367. 1491 Will I give place or notice.
  368. King Lear
  369. 1492 I gave you all,—
  370. Regan
  371. 1493 And in good time you gave it.
  372. King Lear
  373. 1494 Made you my guardians, my depositaries;
  374. 1495 But kept a reservation to be follow'd
  375. 1496 With such a number. What, must I come to you
  376. 1497 With five-and-twenty, Regan? said you so?
  377. Regan
  378. 1498 And speak't again my lord; no more with me.
  379. King Lear
  380. 1499 Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd
  381. 1500 When others are more wicked; not being the worst
  382. 1501 Stands in some rank of praise.—
  383. [To Goneril.]
  384. King Lear
  385. 1502 I'll go with thee:
  386. 1503 Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty,
  387. 1504 And thou art twice her love.
  388. Goneril
  389. 1505 Hear, me, my lord:
  390. 1506 What need you five-and-twenty, ten, or five,
  391. 1507 To follow in a house where twice so many
  392. 1508 Have a command to tend you?
  393. Regan
  394. 1509 What need one?
  395. King Lear
  396. 1510 O, reason not the need: our basest beggars
  397. 1511 Are in the poorest thing superfluous:
  398. 1512 Allow not nature more than nature needs,
  399. 1513 Man's life is cheap as beast's: thou art a lady;
  400. 1514 If only to go warm were gorgeous,
  401. 1515 Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st
  402. 1516 Which scarcely keeps thee warm.—But, for true need,—
  403. 1517 You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!
  404. 1518 You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,
  405. 1519 As full of grief as age; wretched in both!
  406. 1520 If it be you that stirs these daughters' hearts
  407. 1521 Against their father, fool me not so much
  408. 1522 To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,
  409. 1523 And let not women's weapons, water-drops,
  410. 1524 Stain my man's cheeks!—No, you unnatural hags,
  411. 1525 I will have such revenges on you both
  412. 1526 That all the world shall,—I will do such things,—
  413. 1527 What they are yet, I know not; but they shall be
  414. 1528 The terrors of the earth. You think I'll weep;
  415. 1529 No, I'll not weep:—
  416. 1530 I have full cause of weeping; but this heart
  417. 1531 Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws
  418. 1532 Or ere I'll weep.—O fool, I shall go mad!
  419. [Exeunt Lear, Gloster, Kent, and Fool. Storm heard at a distance.]
  420. Cornwall
  421. 1533 Let us withdraw; 'twill be a storm.
  422. Regan
  423. 1534 This house is little: the old man and his people
  424. 1535 Cannot be well bestow'd.
  425. Goneril
  426. 1536 'Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest
  427. 1537 And must needs taste his folly.
  428. Regan
  429. 1538 For his particular, I'll receive him gladly,
  430. 1539 But not one follower.
  431. Goneril
  432. 1540 So am I purpos'd.
  433. 1541 Where is my lord of Gloster?
  434. Cornwall
  435. 1542 Followed the old man forth:—he is return'd.
  436. [Re-enter Gloster.]
  437. Gloucester
  438. 1543 The king is in high rage.
  439. Cornwall
  440. 1544 Whither is he going?
  441. Gloucester
  442. 1545 He calls to horse; but will I know not whither.
  443. Cornwall
  444. 1546 'Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.
  445. Goneril
  446. 1547 My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.
  447. Gloucester
  448. 1548 Alack, the night comes on, and the high winds
  449. 1549 Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about
  450. 1550 There's scarce a bush.
  451. Regan
  452. 1551 O, sir, to wilful men
  453. 1552 The injuries that they themselves procure
  454. 1553 Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors:
  455. 1554 He is attended with a desperate train;
  456. 1555 And what they may incense him to, being apt
  457. 1556 To have his ear abus'd, wisdom bids fear.
  458. Cornwall
  459. 1557 Shut up your doors, my lord; 'tis a wild night:
  460. 1558 My Regan counsels well: come out o' the storm.
  461. [Exeunt.]