Act 4, Scene 2

Blackheath.

  1. [Enter GEORGE BEVIS and JOHN HOLLAND.]
  2. George Bevis
  3. 2163 Come, and get thee a sword, though made of
  4. 2164 a lath; they have been up these two days.
  5. John Holland
  6. 2165 They have the more need to sleep now, then.
  7. George Bevis
  8. 2166 I tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier means to dress the
  9. 2167 commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new nap upon it.
  10. John Holland
  11. 2168 So he had need, for 't is threadbare. Well, I say
  12. 2169 it was never merry world in England since gentlemen came up.
  13. George Bevis
  14. 2170 O miserable age! virtue is not regarded in
  15. 2171 handicraftsmen.
  16. John Holland
  17. 2172 The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons.
  18. George Bevis
  19. 2173 Nay, more, the king's council are no good workmen.
  20. John Holland
  21. 2174 True; and yet it is said, labour in thy vocation,
  22. 2175 which is as much to say as, let the magistrates be labouring
  23. 2176 men; and therefore should we be magistrates.
  24. George Bevis
  25. 2177 Thou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a brave
  26. 2178 mind than a hard hand.
  27. John Holland
  28. 2179 I see them! I see them! There's Best's son, the
  29. 2180 tanner of Wingham,—
  30. George Bevis
  31. 2181 He shall have the skin of our enemies, to make dog's-
  32. 2182 leather of.
  33. John Holland
  34. 2183 And Dick the butcher,—
  35. George Bevis
  36. 2184 Then is sin struck down like an ox, and iniquity's
  37. 2185 throat cut like a calf.
  38. John Holland
  39. 2186 And Smith the weaver,—
  40. George Bevis
  41. 2187 Argo, their thread of life is spun.
  42. John Holland
  43. 2188 Come, come, let's fall in with them.
  44. [Drum. Enter CADE, DICK the Butcher, SMITH the Weaver, and a Sawyer, with infinite numbers.]
  45. Jack Cade
  46. 2189 We John Cade, so term'd of our supposed father,—
  47. [Aside.]
  48. Dick the Butcher
  49. 2190 Or rather, of stealing a cade of herrings.
  50. Jack Cade
  51. 2191 For our enemies shall fall before us, inspired with the
  52. 2192 spirit of putting down kings and princes,—Command silence.
  53. Dick the Butcher
  54. 2193 Silence!
  55. Jack Cade
  56. 2194 My father was a Mortimer,—
  57. [Aside.]
  58. Dick the Butcher
  59. 2195 He was an honest man and a good bricklayer.
  60. Jack Cade
  61. 2196 My mother a Plantagenet,—
  62. [Aside.]
  63. Dick the Butcher
  64. 2197 I knew her well; she was a midwife.
  65. Jack Cade
  66. 2198 My wife descended of the Lacies,—
  67. [Aside.]
  68. Dick the Butcher
  69. 2199 She was, indeed, a pedler's daughter, and sold
  70. 2200 many laces.
  71. [Aside.]
  72. Smith the Weaver
  73. 2201 But now of late, not able to travel with her
  74. 2202 furred pack, she washes bucks here at home.
  75. Jack Cade
  76. 2203 Therefore am I of an honourable house.
  77. [Aside.]
  78. Dick the Butcher
  79. 2204 Ay, by my faith, the field is honourable; and
  80. 2205 there was he born, under a hedge, for his father had never a
  81. 2206 house but
  82. 2207 the cage.
  83. Jack Cade
  84. 2208 Valiant I am.
  85. [Aside.]
  86. Smith the Weaver
  87. 2209 A' must needs; for beggary is valiant.
  88. Jack Cade
  89. 2210 I am able to endure much.
  90. [Aside.]
  91. Dick the Butcher
  92. 2211 No question of that; for I have seen him whipped
  93. 2212 three market-days together.
  94. Jack Cade
  95. 2213 I fear neither sword nor fire.
  96. [Aside.]
  97. Smith the Weaver
  98. 2214 He need not fear the sword, for his coat is of
  99. 2215 proof.
  100. [Aside.]
  101. Dick the Butcher
  102. 2216 But methinks he should stand in fear of fire,
  103. 2217 being burnt i' the hand for stealing of sheep.
  104. Jack Cade
  105. 2218 Be brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows
  106. 2219 reformation. There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves
  107. 2220 sold for a penny; the three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops; and
  108. 2221 I will make it felony to drink small beer. All the realm shall be
  109. 2222 in common; and in Cheapside shall my palfry go to grass; and
  110. 2223 when I am king, as king I will be,—
  111. All
  112. 2224 God save your majesty!
  113. Jack Cade
  114. 2225 I thank you, good people;—there shall be no money; all shall
  115. 2226 eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one
  116. 2227 livery, that they may agree like brothers and worship me their
  117. 2228 lord.
  118. Dick the Butcher
  119. 2229 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
  120. Jack Cade
  121. 2230 Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing, that
  122. 2231 of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment, that
  123. 2232 parchment, being scribbl'd o'er, should undo a man? Some say the
  124. 2233 bee stings; but I say 't is the bee's wax, for I did but seal
  125. 2234 once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since.—How now!
  126. 2235 who's there?
  127. [Enter some, bringing in the Clerk of Chatham.]
  128. Smith the Weaver
  129. 2236 The clerk of Chatham; he can write and read and cast
  130. 2237 accompt.
  131. Jack Cade
  132. 2238 O monstrous!
  133. Smith the Weaver
  134. 2239 We took him setting of boys' copies.
  135. Jack Cade
  136. 2240 Here's a villain!
  137. Smith the Weaver
  138. 2241 Has a book in his pocket with red letters in 't.
  139. Jack Cade
  140. 2242 Nay, then, he is a conjurer.
  141. Dick the Butcher
  142. 2243 Nay, he can make obligations and write court-hand.
  143. Jack Cade
  144. 2244 I am sorry for 't.
  145. 2245 The man is a proper man, of mine honour;
  146. 2246 unless I find him guilty, he shall not die.—Come hither, sirrah,
  147. 2247 I must examine thee; what is thy name?
  148. Clerk of Chartham
  149. 2248 Emmanuel.
  150. Dick the Butcher
  151. 2249 They use to write it on the top of letters.—'T will go
  152. 2250 hard with you.
  153. Jack Cade
  154. 2251 Let me alone.—Dost thou use to write thy name? or hast
  155. 2252 thou a mark to thyself, like a honest, plain-dealing man?
  156. Clerk of Chartham
  157. 2253 Sir, I thank God, I have been so well brought up that I
  158. 2254 can write my name.
  159. All
  160. 2255 He hath confess'd; away with him! he's a villain and a
  161. 2256 traitor.
  162. Jack Cade
  163. 2257 Away with him, I say! hang him with his pen and inkhorn
  164. 2258 about his neck.
  165. [Exit one with the Clerk.]
  166. [Enter MICHAEL.]
  167. Michael
  168. 2259 Where's our general?
  169. Jack Cade
  170. 2260 Here I am, thou particular fellow.
  171. Michael
  172. 2261 Fly, fly, fly! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother
  173. 2262 are hard by, with the king's forces.
  174. Jack Cade
  175. 2263 Stand, villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down. He shall be
  176. 2264 encountered with a man as good as himself; he is but a knight,
  177. 2265 is a'?
  178. Michael
  179. 2266 No.
  180. Jack Cade
  181. 2267 To equal him, I will make myself a knight presently.—
  182. [Kneels.]
  183. Jack Cade
  184. 2268 Rise up Sir John Mortimer.—
  185. [Rises.]
  186. Jack Cade
  187. 2269 Now have at him!
  188. [Enter SIR HUMPHREY STAFFORD and his Brother, with drum and soldiers.]
  189. Sir Humphrey Stafford
  190. 2270 Rebellious hinds, the filth and scum of Kent,
  191. 2271 Mark'd for the gallows, lay your weapons down;
  192. 2272 Home to your cottages, forsake this groom.
  193. 2273 The king is merciful, if you revolt.
  194. William Stafford
  195. 2274 But angry, wrathful, and inclin'd to blood,
  196. 2275 If you go forward; therefore yield, or die.
  197. Jack Cade
  198. 2276 As for these silken-coated slaves, I pass not;
  199. 2277 It is to you, good people, that I speak,
  200. 2278 OVer whom, in time to come, I hope to reign,
  201. 2279 For I am rightful heir unto the crown.
  202. Sir Humphrey Stafford
  203. 2280 Villain, thy father was a plasterer;
  204. 2281 And thou thyself a shearman, art thou not?
  205. Jack Cade
  206. 2282 And Adam was a gardener.
  207. William Stafford
  208. 2283 And what of that?
  209. Jack Cade
  210. 2284 Marry, this: Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March,
  211. 2285 Married the Duke of Clarence' daughter, did he not?
  212. Sir Humphrey Stafford
  213. 2286 Ay, sir.
  214. Jack Cade
  215. 2287 By her he had two children at one birth.
  216. William Stafford
  217. 2288 That's false.
  218. Jack Cade
  219. 2289 Ay, there's the question; but I say 't is true.
  220. 2290 The elder of them, being put to nurse,
  221. 2291 Was by a beggar-woman stolen away,
  222. 2292 And, ignorant of his birth and parentage,
  223. 2293 Became a bricklayer when he came to age.
  224. 2294 His son am I; deny it, if you can.
  225. Dick the Butcher
  226. 2295 Nay, 't is too true; therefore he shall be king.
  227. Smith the Weaver
  228. 2296 Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and the bricks
  229. 2297 are alive at this day to testify it; therefore deny it not.
  230. Sir Humphrey Stafford
  231. 2298 And will you credit this base drudge's words,
  232. 2299 That speaks he knows not what?
  233. All
  234. 2300 Ay, marry, will we; therefore get ye gone.
  235. William Stafford
  236. 2301 Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.
  237. [Aside.]
  238. Jack Cade
  239. 2302 He lies, for I invented it myself.—Go to, sirrah,
  240. 2303 tell the king from me that, for his father's sake, Henry the
  241. 2304 Fifth, in whose time boys went to span-counter for French crowns,
  242. 2305 I am content he shall reign; but I'll be protector over him.
  243. Dick the Butcher
  244. 2306 And furthermore, we'll have the Lord Say's head for
  245. 2307 selling the dukedom of Maine.
  246. Jack Cade
  247. 2308 And good reason; for thereby is England mained, and fain to go
  248. 2309 with a staff, but that my puissance holds it up. Fellow kings, I
  249. 2310 tell you that that Lord Say hath gelded the commonwealth and made
  250. 2311 it an eunuch; and more than that, he can speak French, and
  251. 2312 therefore he is a traitor.
  252. Sir Humphrey Stafford
  253. 2313 O gross and miserable ignorance!
  254. Jack Cade
  255. 2314 Nay, answer if you can: the Frenchmen are our enemies;
  256. 2315 go to, then, I ask but this: can he that speaks with the tongue
  257. 2316 of an enemy be a good counsellor, or no?
  258. All
  259. 2317 No, no; and therefore we'll have his head.
  260. William Stafford
  261. 2318 Well, seeing gentle words will not prevail,
  262. 2319 Assail them with the army of the king.
  263. Sir Humphrey Stafford
  264. 2320 Herald, away; and throughout every town
  265. 2321 Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade;
  266. 2322 That those which fly before the battle ends
  267. 2323 May, even in their wives' and children's sight,
  268. 2324 Be hang'd up for example at their doors.—
  269. 2325 And you that be the king's friends, follow me.
  270. [Exeunt the two Staffords, and soldiers.]
  271. Jack Cade
  272. 2326 And you that love the commons follow me.
  273. 2327 Now show yourselves men; 't is for liberty.
  274. 2328 We will not leave one lord, one gentleman;
  275. 2329 Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon,
  276. 2330 For they are thrifty honest men and such
  277. 2331 As would, but that they dare not, take our parts.
  278. Dick the Butcher
  279. 2332 They are all in order and march toward us.
  280. Jack Cade
  281. 2333 But then are we in order when we are most out of
  282. 2334 order.—Come, march forward.
  283. [Exeunt.]