Act 4, Scene 2
Blackheath.
- [Enter GEORGE BEVIS and JOHN HOLLAND.]
- George Bevis
- 2163 Come, and get thee a sword, though made of
- 2164 a lath; they have been up these two days.
- John Holland
- 2165 They have the more need to sleep now, then.
- George Bevis
- 2166 I tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier means to dress the
- 2167 commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new nap upon it.
- John Holland
- 2168 So he had need, for 't is threadbare. Well, I say
- 2169 it was never merry world in England since gentlemen came up.
- George Bevis
- 2170 O miserable age! virtue is not regarded in
- 2171 handicraftsmen.
- John Holland
- 2172 The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons.
- George Bevis
- 2173 Nay, more, the king's council are no good workmen.
- John Holland
- 2174 True; and yet it is said, labour in thy vocation,
- 2175 which is as much to say as, let the magistrates be labouring
- 2176 men; and therefore should we be magistrates.
- George Bevis
- 2177 Thou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a brave
- 2178 mind than a hard hand.
- John Holland
- 2179 I see them! I see them! There's Best's son, the
- 2180 tanner of Wingham,—
- George Bevis
- 2181 He shall have the skin of our enemies, to make dog's-
- 2182 leather of.
- John Holland
- 2183 And Dick the butcher,—
- George Bevis
- 2184 Then is sin struck down like an ox, and iniquity's
- 2185 throat cut like a calf.
- John Holland
- 2186 And Smith the weaver,—
- George Bevis
- 2187 Argo, their thread of life is spun.
- John Holland
- 2188 Come, come, let's fall in with them.
- [Drum. Enter CADE, DICK the Butcher, SMITH the Weaver, and a Sawyer, with infinite numbers.]
- Jack Cade
- 2189 We John Cade, so term'd of our supposed father,—
- [Aside.]
- Dick the Butcher
- 2190 Or rather, of stealing a cade of herrings.
- Jack Cade
- 2191 For our enemies shall fall before us, inspired with the
- 2192 spirit of putting down kings and princes,—Command silence.
- Dick the Butcher
- 2193 Silence!
- Jack Cade
- 2194 My father was a Mortimer,—
- [Aside.]
- Dick the Butcher
- 2195 He was an honest man and a good bricklayer.
- Jack Cade
- 2196 My mother a Plantagenet,—
- [Aside.]
- Dick the Butcher
- 2197 I knew her well; she was a midwife.
- Jack Cade
- 2198 My wife descended of the Lacies,—
- [Aside.]
- Dick the Butcher
- 2199 She was, indeed, a pedler's daughter, and sold
- 2200 many laces.
- [Aside.]
- Smith the Weaver
- 2201 But now of late, not able to travel with her
- 2202 furred pack, she washes bucks here at home.
- Jack Cade
- 2203 Therefore am I of an honourable house.
- [Aside.]
- Dick the Butcher
- 2204 Ay, by my faith, the field is honourable; and
- 2205 there was he born, under a hedge, for his father had never a
- 2206 house but
- 2207 the cage.
- Jack Cade
- 2208 Valiant I am.
- [Aside.]
- Smith the Weaver
- 2209 A' must needs; for beggary is valiant.
- Jack Cade
- 2210 I am able to endure much.
- [Aside.]
- Dick the Butcher
- 2211 No question of that; for I have seen him whipped
- 2212 three market-days together.
- Jack Cade
- 2213 I fear neither sword nor fire.
- [Aside.]
- Smith the Weaver
- 2214 He need not fear the sword, for his coat is of
- 2215 proof.
- [Aside.]
- Dick the Butcher
- 2216 But methinks he should stand in fear of fire,
- 2217 being burnt i' the hand for stealing of sheep.
- Jack Cade
- 2218 Be brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows
- 2219 reformation. There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves
- 2220 sold for a penny; the three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops; and
- 2221 I will make it felony to drink small beer. All the realm shall be
- 2222 in common; and in Cheapside shall my palfry go to grass; and
- 2223 when I am king, as king I will be,—
- All
- 2224 God save your majesty!
- Jack Cade
- 2225 I thank you, good people;—there shall be no money; all shall
- 2226 eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one
- 2227 livery, that they may agree like brothers and worship me their
- 2228 lord.
- Dick the Butcher
- 2229 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
- Jack Cade
- 2230 Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing, that
- 2231 of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment, that
- 2232 parchment, being scribbl'd o'er, should undo a man? Some say the
- 2233 bee stings; but I say 't is the bee's wax, for I did but seal
- 2234 once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since.—How now!
- 2235 who's there?
- [Enter some, bringing in the Clerk of Chatham.]
- Smith the Weaver
- 2236 The clerk of Chatham; he can write and read and cast
- 2237 accompt.
- Jack Cade
- 2238 O monstrous!
- Smith the Weaver
- 2239 We took him setting of boys' copies.
- Jack Cade
- 2240 Here's a villain!
- Smith the Weaver
- 2241 Has a book in his pocket with red letters in 't.
- Jack Cade
- 2242 Nay, then, he is a conjurer.
- Dick the Butcher
- 2243 Nay, he can make obligations and write court-hand.
- Jack Cade
- 2244 I am sorry for 't.
- 2245 The man is a proper man, of mine honour;
- 2246 unless I find him guilty, he shall not die.—Come hither, sirrah,
- 2247 I must examine thee; what is thy name?
- Clerk of Chartham
- 2248 Emmanuel.
- Dick the Butcher
- 2249 They use to write it on the top of letters.—'T will go
- 2250 hard with you.
- Jack Cade
- 2251 Let me alone.—Dost thou use to write thy name? or hast
- 2252 thou a mark to thyself, like a honest, plain-dealing man?
- Clerk of Chartham
- 2253 Sir, I thank God, I have been so well brought up that I
- 2254 can write my name.
- All
- 2255 He hath confess'd; away with him! he's a villain and a
- 2256 traitor.
- Jack Cade
- 2257 Away with him, I say! hang him with his pen and inkhorn
- 2258 about his neck.
- [Exit one with the Clerk.]
- [Enter MICHAEL.]
- Michael
- 2259 Where's our general?
- Jack Cade
- 2260 Here I am, thou particular fellow.
- Michael
- 2261 Fly, fly, fly! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother
- 2262 are hard by, with the king's forces.
- Jack Cade
- 2263 Stand, villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down. He shall be
- 2264 encountered with a man as good as himself; he is but a knight,
- 2265 is a'?
- Michael
- 2266 No.
- Jack Cade
- 2267 To equal him, I will make myself a knight presently.—
- [Kneels.]
- Jack Cade
- 2268 Rise up Sir John Mortimer.—
- [Rises.]
- Jack Cade
- 2269 Now have at him!
- [Enter SIR HUMPHREY STAFFORD and his Brother, with drum and soldiers.]
- Sir Humphrey Stafford
- 2270 Rebellious hinds, the filth and scum of Kent,
- 2271 Mark'd for the gallows, lay your weapons down;
- 2272 Home to your cottages, forsake this groom.
- 2273 The king is merciful, if you revolt.
- William Stafford
- 2274 But angry, wrathful, and inclin'd to blood,
- 2275 If you go forward; therefore yield, or die.
- Jack Cade
- 2276 As for these silken-coated slaves, I pass not;
- 2277 It is to you, good people, that I speak,
- 2278 OVer whom, in time to come, I hope to reign,
- 2279 For I am rightful heir unto the crown.
- Sir Humphrey Stafford
- 2280 Villain, thy father was a plasterer;
- 2281 And thou thyself a shearman, art thou not?
- Jack Cade
- 2282 And Adam was a gardener.
- William Stafford
- 2283 And what of that?
- Jack Cade
- 2284 Marry, this: Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March,
- 2285 Married the Duke of Clarence' daughter, did he not?
- Sir Humphrey Stafford
- 2286 Ay, sir.
- Jack Cade
- 2287 By her he had two children at one birth.
- William Stafford
- 2288 That's false.
- Jack Cade
- 2289 Ay, there's the question; but I say 't is true.
- 2290 The elder of them, being put to nurse,
- 2291 Was by a beggar-woman stolen away,
- 2292 And, ignorant of his birth and parentage,
- 2293 Became a bricklayer when he came to age.
- 2294 His son am I; deny it, if you can.
- Dick the Butcher
- 2295 Nay, 't is too true; therefore he shall be king.
- Smith the Weaver
- 2296 Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and the bricks
- 2297 are alive at this day to testify it; therefore deny it not.
- Sir Humphrey Stafford
- 2298 And will you credit this base drudge's words,
- 2299 That speaks he knows not what?
- All
- 2300 Ay, marry, will we; therefore get ye gone.
- William Stafford
- 2301 Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.
- [Aside.]
- Jack Cade
- 2302 He lies, for I invented it myself.—Go to, sirrah,
- 2303 tell the king from me that, for his father's sake, Henry the
- 2304 Fifth, in whose time boys went to span-counter for French crowns,
- 2305 I am content he shall reign; but I'll be protector over him.
- Dick the Butcher
- 2306 And furthermore, we'll have the Lord Say's head for
- 2307 selling the dukedom of Maine.
- Jack Cade
- 2308 And good reason; for thereby is England mained, and fain to go
- 2309 with a staff, but that my puissance holds it up. Fellow kings, I
- 2310 tell you that that Lord Say hath gelded the commonwealth and made
- 2311 it an eunuch; and more than that, he can speak French, and
- 2312 therefore he is a traitor.
- Sir Humphrey Stafford
- 2313 O gross and miserable ignorance!
- Jack Cade
- 2314 Nay, answer if you can: the Frenchmen are our enemies;
- 2315 go to, then, I ask but this: can he that speaks with the tongue
- 2316 of an enemy be a good counsellor, or no?
- All
- 2317 No, no; and therefore we'll have his head.
- William Stafford
- 2318 Well, seeing gentle words will not prevail,
- 2319 Assail them with the army of the king.
- Sir Humphrey Stafford
- 2320 Herald, away; and throughout every town
- 2321 Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade;
- 2322 That those which fly before the battle ends
- 2323 May, even in their wives' and children's sight,
- 2324 Be hang'd up for example at their doors.—
- 2325 And you that be the king's friends, follow me.
- [Exeunt the two Staffords, and soldiers.]
- Jack Cade
- 2326 And you that love the commons follow me.
- 2327 Now show yourselves men; 't is for liberty.
- 2328 We will not leave one lord, one gentleman;
- 2329 Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon,
- 2330 For they are thrifty honest men and such
- 2331 As would, but that they dare not, take our parts.
- Dick the Butcher
- 2332 They are all in order and march toward us.
- Jack Cade
- 2333 But then are we in order when we are most out of
- 2334 order.—Come, march forward.
- [Exeunt.]