Act 1, Scene 3

London. The palace.

  1. [Enter PETER and other PETITIONERS.]
  2. First Petitioner
  3. 368 My masters, let's stand close; my lord protector
  4. 369 will come this way by and by, and then we may deliver our
  5. 370 supplications in the quill.
  6. Second Petitioner
  7. 371 Marry, the Lord protect him, for he's a good
  8. 372 man! Jesu bless him!
  9. [Enter SUFFOLK and QUEEN.]
  10. Peter Thump
  11. 373 Here 'a comes, methinks, and the queen with him.
  12. 374 I'll be the first, sure.
  13. Second Petitioner
  14. 375 Come back, fool; this is the Duke of Suffolk and
  15. 376 not my lord protector.
  16. Duke of Suffolk
  17. 377 How now, fellow! wouldst any thing with me?
  18. First Petitioner
  19. 378 I pray, my lord, pardon me; I took ye for my lord
  20. 379 protector.
  21. [Reading]
  22. Queen Margaret
  23. 380 'To my Lord Protector!' Are your supplications
  24. 381 to his lordship? Let me see them; what is thine?
  25. First Petitioner
  26. 382 Mine is, an 't please your grace, against John
  27. 383 Goodman, my lord cardinal's man, for keeping my house and lands,
  28. 384 and wife and all, from me.
  29. Duke of Suffolk
  30. 385 Thy wife too! that's some wrong, indeed.—What's
  31. 386 yours?—What's here!
  32. [Reads]
  33. Duke of Suffolk
  34. 387 'Against the Duke of Suffolk for
  35. 388 enclosing
  36. 389 the commons of Melford.'—How now, sir knave!
  37. Second Petitioner
  38. 390 Alas, sir, I am but a poor petitioner of our
  39. 391 whole township.
  40. [Giving his petition]
  41. Peter Thump
  42. 392 Against my master, Thomas Horner,
  43. 393 for saying that the Duke of York was rightful heir to the crown.
  44. Queen Margaret
  45. 394 What say'st thou? did the Duke of York say he was
  46. 395 rightful heir to the crown?
  47. Peter Thump
  48. 396 That my master was? no, forsooth; my master said that he
  49. 397 was, and that the king was an usurper.
  50. Duke of Suffolk
  51. 398 Who is there?
  52. [Enter Servant.]
  53. Duke of Suffolk
  54. 399 Take this fellow in, and
  55. 400 send for his master with a pursuivant presently.—We'll hear more
  56. 401 of your matter before the king.
  57. [Exit Servant with Peter.]
  58. Queen Margaret
  59. 402 And as for you, that love to be protected
  60. 403 Under the wings of our protector's grace,
  61. 404 Begin your suits anew and sue to him.
  62. [Tears the supplications.]
  63. Queen Margaret
  64. 405 Away, base cullions!—Suffolk, let them go.
  65. All
  66. 406 Come, let's be gone.
  67. [Exeunt.]
  68. Queen Margaret
  69. 407 My Lord of Suffolk, say, is this the guise,
  70. 408 Is this the fashion in the court of England?
  71. 409 Is this the government of Britain's isle,
  72. 410 And this the royalty of Albion's king?
  73. 411 What, shall King Henry be a pupil still
  74. 412 Under the surly Gloster's governance?
  75. 413 Am I a queen in title and in style,
  76. 414 And must be made a subject to a duke?
  77. 415 I tell thee, Pole, when in the city Tours
  78. 416 Thou ran'st a tilt in honour of my love
  79. 417 And stol'st away the ladies' hearts of France,
  80. 418 I thought King Henry had resembled thee
  81. 419 In courage, courtship, and proportion;
  82. 420 But all his mind is bent to holiness,
  83. 421 To number Ave-Maries on his beads,
  84. 422 His champions are the prophets and apostles,
  85. 423 His weapons holy saws of sacred writ,
  86. 424 His study is his tilt-yard, and his loves
  87. 425 Are brazen images of canoniz'd saints.
  88. 426 I would the college of the cardinals
  89. 427 Would choose him pope and carry him to Rome,
  90. 428 And set the triple crown upon his head;
  91. 429 That were a state fit for his holiness.
  92. Duke of Suffolk
  93. 430 Madam, be patient; as I was cause
  94. 431 Your highness came to England, so will I
  95. 432 In England work your grace's full content.
  96. Queen Margaret
  97. 433 Beside the haughty protector, have we Beaufort
  98. 434 The imperious churchman, Somerset, Buckingham,
  99. 435 And grumbling York; and not the least of these
  100. 436 But can do more in England than the king.
  101. Duke of Suffolk
  102. 437 And he of these that can do most of all
  103. 438 Cannot do more in England than the Nevils;
  104. 439 Salisbury and Warwick are no simple peers.
  105. Queen Margaret
  106. 440 Not all these lords do vex me half so much
  107. 441 As that proud dame, the lord protector's wife.
  108. 442 She sweeps it through the court with troops of ladies,
  109. 443 More like an empress than Duke Humphrey's wife.
  110. 444 Strangers in court do take her for the queen;
  111. 445 She bears a duke's revenues on her back,
  112. 446 And in her heart she scorns our poverty.
  113. 447 Shall I not live to be aveng'd on her?
  114. 448 Contemptuous base-born callat as she is,
  115. 449 She vaunted 'mongst her minions t' other day,
  116. 450 The very train of her worst wearing gown
  117. 451 Was better worth than all my father's land
  118. 452 Till Suffolk gave two dukedoms for his daughter.
  119. Duke of Suffolk
  120. 453 Madam, myself have lim'd a bush for her,
  121. 454 And plac'd a quire of such enticing birds
  122. 455 That she will light to listen to the lays,
  123. 456 And never mount to trouble you again.
  124. 457 So, let her rest; and, madam, list to me,
  125. 458 For I am bold to counsel you in this.
  126. 459 Although we fancy not the cardinal,
  127. 460 Yet must we join with him and with the lords
  128. 461 Till we have brought Duke Humphrey in disgrace.
  129. 462 As for the Duke of York, this late complaint
  130. 463 Will make but little for his benefit.
  131. 464 So, one by one, we'll weed them all at last,
  132. 465 And you yourself shall steer the happy helm.
  133. [Sennet. Enter the KING, DUKE HUMPHREY, CARDINAL BEAUFORT, BUCKINGHAM, YORK, SOMERSET, SALISBURY, WARWICK, and the DUCHESS OF GLOSTER.]
  134. King Henry VI
  135. 466 For my part, noble lords, I care not which;
  136. 467 Or Somerset or York, all's one to me.
  137. Richard, Duke of York
  138. 468 If York have ill demean'd himself in France,
  139. 469 Then let him be denay'd the regentship.
  140. Duke of Somerset
  141. 470 If Somerset be unworthy of the place,
  142. 471 Let York be regent; I will yield to him.
  143. Earl of Warwick
  144. 472 Whether your grace be worthy, yea or no,
  145. 473 Dispute not that; York is the worthier.
  146. Cardinal Beaufort
  147. 474 Ambitious Warwick, let thy betters speak.
  148. Earl of Warwick
  149. 475 The cardinal's not my better in the field.
  150. Duke of Buckingham
  151. 476 All in this presence are thy betters, Warwick.
  152. Earl of Warwick
  153. 477 Warwick may live to be the best of all.
  154. Earl of Salisbury
  155. 478 Peace, son!—and show some reason, Buckingham,
  156. 479 Why Somerset should be preferr'd in this.
  157. Queen Margaret
  158. 480 Because the king, forsooth, will have it so.
  159. Duke of Gloucester
  160. 481 Madam, the King is old enough himself
  161. 482 To give his censure; these are no women's matters.
  162. Queen Margaret
  163. 483 If he be old enough, what needs your grace
  164. 484 To be protector of his excellence?
  165. Duke of Gloucester
  166. 485 Madam, I am protector of the realm,
  167. 486 And, at his pleasure, will resign my place.
  168. Duke of Suffolk
  169. 487 Resign it then, and leave thine insolence.
  170. 488 Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
  171. 489 The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack;
  172. 490 The Dauphin hath prevail'd beyond the seas;
  173. 491 And all the peers and nobles of the realm
  174. 492 Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
  175. Cardinal Beaufort
  176. 493 The commons hast thou rack'd; the clergy's bags
  177. 494 Are lank and lean with thy extortions.
  178. Duke of Somerset
  179. 495 Thy sumptuous buildings and thy wife's attire
  180. 496 Have cost a mass of public treasury.
  181. Duke of Buckingham
  182. 497 Thy cruelty in execution
  183. 498 Upon offenders hath exceeded law,
  184. 499 And left thee to the mercy of the law.
  185. Queen Margaret
  186. 500 Thy sale of offices and towns in France,
  187. 501 If they were known, as the suspect is great,
  188. 502 Would make thee quickly hop without thy head.—
  189. [Exit Gloster. The Queen drops her fan..]
  190. Queen Margaret
  191. 503 Give me my fan. What minion! can ye not?
  192. [She gives the Duchess a box on the ear.]
  193. Queen Margaret
  194. 504 I cry your mercy, madam; was it you?
  195. Eleanor, Duchess of Gloucester
  196. 505 Was 't I! yea, I it was, proud Frenchwoman.
  197. 506 Could I come near your beauty with my nails,
  198. 507 I'd set my ten commandments in your face.
  199. King Henry VI
  200. 508 Sweet aunt, be quiet; 't was against her will.
  201. Eleanor, Duchess of Gloucester
  202. 509 Against her will! good king, look to 't in time;
  203. 510 She'll hamper thee and dandle thee like a baby.
  204. 511 Though in this place most master wear no breeches,
  205. 512 She shall not strike Dame Eleanor unreveng'd.
  206. [Exit.]
  207. Duke of Buckingham
  208. 513 Lord cardinal, I will follow Eleanor,
  209. 514 And listen after Humphrey, how he proceeds.
  210. 515 She's tickled now; her fume needs no spurs,
  211. 516 She'll gallop far enough to her destruction.
  212. [Exit.]
  213. [Re-enter GLOSTER.]
  214. Duke of Gloucester
  215. 517 Now, lords, my choler being overblown
  216. 518 With walking once about the quadrangle,
  217. 519 I come to talk of commonwealth affairs.
  218. 520 As for your spiteful false objections,
  219. 521 Prove them, and I lie open to the law;
  220. 522 But God in mercy so deal with my soul
  221. 523 As I in duty love my king and country!
  222. 524 But, to the matter that we have in hand:
  223. 525 I say, my sovereign, York is meetest man
  224. 526 To be your regent in the realm of France.
  225. Duke of Suffolk
  226. 527 Before we make election, give me leave
  227. 528 To show some reason, of no little force,
  228. 529 That York is most unmeet of any man.
  229. Richard, Duke of York
  230. 530 I'll tell thee, Suffolk, why I am unmeet:
  231. 531 First, for I cannot flatter thee in pride;
  232. 532 Next, if I be appointed for the place,
  233. 533 My Lord of Somerset will keep me here,
  234. 534 Without discharge, money, or furniture,
  235. 535 Till France be won into the Dauphin's hands.
  236. 536 Last time, I danc'd attendance on his will
  237. 537 Till Paris was besieg'd, famish'd, and lost.
  238. Earl of Warwick
  239. 538 That can I witness; and a fouler fact
  240. 539 Did never traitor in the land commit.
  241. Duke of Suffolk
  242. 540 Peace, headstrong Warwick!
  243. Earl of Warwick
  244. 541 Image of pride, why should I hold my peace?
  245. [Enter HORNER and his man PETER, guarded.]
  246. Duke of Suffolk
  247. 542 Because here is a man accus'd of treason.
  248. 543 Pray God the Duke of York excuse himself!
  249. Richard, Duke of York
  250. 544 Doth any one accuse York for a traitor?
  251. King Henry VI
  252. 545 What mean'st thou, Suffolk? tell me, what are these?
  253. Duke of Suffolk
  254. 546 Please it your majesty, this is the man
  255. 547 That doth accuse his master of high treason.
  256. 548 His words were these: that Richard Duke of York
  257. 549 Was rightful heir unto the English crown,
  258. 550 And that your majesty was an usurper.
  259. King Henry VI
  260. 551 Say, man, were these thy words?
  261. Thomas Horner
  262. 552 An 't shall please your majesty, I never said nor
  263. 553 thought any such matter; God is my witness, I am
  264. 554 falsely accused by the villain.
  265. Peter Thump
  266. 555 By these ten bones, my lords, he did speak them to
  267. 556 me in the garret one night, as we were scouring my Lord of
  268. 557 York's armour.
  269. Richard, Duke of York
  270. 558 Base dunghill villain and mechanical,
  271. 559 I'll have thy head for this thy traitor's speech.—
  272. 560 I do beseech your royal majesty,
  273. 561 Let him have all the rigour of the law.
  274. Thomas Horner
  275. 562 Alas, my lord, hang me if ever I spake the words. My
  276. 563 accuser is my prentice; and when I did correct him for his fault
  277. 564 the other day, he did vow upon his knees he would be even with
  278. 565 me. I have good witness of this; therefore I beseech your
  279. 566 majesty, do not cast away an honest man for a villain's
  280. 567 accusation.
  281. King Henry VI
  282. 568 Uncle, what shall we say to this in law?
  283. Duke of Gloucester
  284. 569 This doom, my lord, if I may judge:
  285. 570 Let Somerset be Regent o'er the French,
  286. 571 Because in York this breeds suspicion;
  287. 572 And let these have a day appointed them
  288. 573 For single combat in convenient place,
  289. 574 For he hath witness of his servant's malice.
  290. 575 This is the law, and this Duke Humphrey's doom.
  291. Duke of Somerset
  292. 576 I humbly thank your royal Majesty.
  293. Thomas Horner
  294. 577 And I accept the combat willingly.
  295. Peter Thump
  296. 578 Alas, my lord, I cannot fight; for God's sake, pity my case.
  297. 579 The spite of man prevaileth against me. O Lord, have mercy
  298. 580 upon me! I shall never be able to fight a blow! O Lord, my heart!
  299. Duke of Gloucester
  300. 581 Sirrah, or you must fight or else be hang'd.
  301. King Henry VI
  302. 582 Away with them to prison; and the day of combat shall
  303. 583 be the last of the next month.—Come, Somerset, we'll see thee
  304. 584 sent away.
  305. [Flourish. Exeunt.]