Act 4, Scene 7

Another part of the field.

  1. [Enter Fluellen and Gower.]
  2. Fluellen
  3. 2326 Kill the poys and the luggage! 'Tis expressly against the
  4. 2327 law of arms. 'Tis as arrant a piece of knavery, mark you now,
  5. 2328 as can be offer't; in your conscience, now, is it not?
  6. Gower
  7. 2329 'Tis certain there's not a boy left alive; and the cowardly
  8. 2330 rascals that ran from the battle ha' done this slaughter.
  9. 2331 Besides, they have burned and carried away all that was in the
  10. 2332 King's tent; wherefore the King, most worthily, hath caus'd every
  11. 2333 soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a gallant king!
  12. Fluellen
  13. 2334 Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, Captain Gower. What call you
  14. 2335 the town's name where Alexander the Pig was born?
  15. Gower
  16. 2336 Alexander the Great.
  17. Fluellen
  18. 2337 Why, I pray you, is not pig great? The pig, or the great, or the
  19. 2338 mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous, are all one reckonings,
  20. 2339 save the phrase is a little variations.
  21. Gower
  22. 2340 I think Alexander the Great was born in Macedon. His father
  23. 2341 was called Philip of Macedon, as I take it.
  24. Fluellen
  25. 2342 I think it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn. I tell you,
  26. 2343 Captain, if you look in the maps of the 'orld, I warrant you
  27. 2344 sall find, in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth,
  28. 2345 that the situations, look you, is both alike. There is a river in
  29. 2346 Macedon; and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth; it is
  30. 2347 call'd Wye at Monmouth; but it is out of my prains what is the
  31. 2348 name of the other river; but 'tis all one, 'tis alike as my fingers
  32. 2349 is to my fingers, and there is salmons in both. If you mark
  33. 2350 Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it
  34. 2351 indifferent well; for there is figures in all things. Alexander,
  35. 2352 God knows, and you know, in his rages, and his furies, and his
  36. 2353 wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his displeasures, and
  37. 2354 his indignations, and also being a little intoxicates in his prains,
  38. 2355 did, in his ales and his angers, look you, kill his best friend,
  39. 2356 Cleitus.
  40. Gower
  41. 2357 Our King is not like him in that. He never kill'd any of
  42. 2358 his friends.
  43. Fluellen
  44. 2359 It is not well done, mark you now, to take the tales out
  45. 2360 of my mouth, ere it is made and finished. I speak but in the
  46. 2361 figures and comparisons of it. As Alexander kill'd his friend
  47. 2362 Cleitus, being in his ales and his cups; so also Harry Monmouth,
  48. 2363 being in his right wits and his good judgements, turn'd away the
  49. 2364 fat knight with the great belly doublet. He was full of jests,
  50. 2365 and gipes, and knaveries, and mocks; I have forgot his name.
  51. Gower
  52. 2366 Sir John Falstaff.
  53. Fluellen
  54. 2367 That is he. I'll tell you there is good men porn at Monmouth.
  55. Gower
  56. 2368 Here comes his Majesty.
  57. [Alarum. Enter King Henry and [forces; Warwick, Gloucester, Exeter, with prisoners. Flourish.]
  58. King Henry V
  59. 2369 I was not angry since I came to France
  60. 2370 Until this instant. Take a trumpet, herald;
  61. 2371 Ride thou unto the horsemen on yond hill.
  62. 2372 If they will fight with us, bid them come down,
  63. 2373 Or void the field; they do offend our sight.
  64. 2374 If they'll do neither, we will come to them,
  65. 2375 And make them skirr away, as swift as stones
  66. 2376 Enforced from the old Assyrian slings.
  67. 2377 Besides, we'll cut the throats of those we have,
  68. 2378 And not a man of them that we shall take
  69. 2379 Shall taste our mercy. Go and tell them so.
  70. [Enter Montjoy.]
  71. Duke of Exeter
  72. 2380 Here comes the herald of the French, my liege.
  73. Duke of Gloucester
  74. 2381 His eyes are humbler than they us'd to be.
  75. King Henry V
  76. 2382 How now! what means this, herald? Know'st thou not
  77. 2383 That I have fin'd these bones of mine for ransom?
  78. 2384 Com'st thou again for ransom?
  79. Montjoy
  80. 2385 No, great King;
  81. 2386 I come to thee for charitable license,
  82. 2387 That we may wander o'er this bloody field
  83. 2388 To book our dead, and then to bury them;
  84. 2389 To sort our nobles from our common men.
  85. 2390 For many of our princes—woe the while!—
  86. 2391 Lie drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood;
  87. 2392 So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs
  88. 2393 In blood of princes; and their wounded steeds
  89. 2394 Fret fetlock deep in gore, and with wild rage
  90. 2395 Yerk out their armed heels at their dead masters,
  91. 2396 Killing them twice. O, give us leave, great King,
  92. 2397 To view the field in safety, and dispose
  93. 2398 Of their dead bodies!
  94. King Henry V
  95. 2399 I tell thee truly, herald,
  96. 2400 I know not if the day be ours or no;
  97. 2401 For yet a many of your horsemen peer
  98. 2402 And gallop o'er the field.
  99. Montjoy
  100. 2403 The day is yours.
  101. King Henry V
  102. 2404 Praised be God, and not our strength, for it!
  103. 2405 What is this castle call'd that stands hard by?
  104. Montjoy
  105. 2406 They call it Agincourt.
  106. King Henry V
  107. 2407 Then call we this the field of Agincourt,
  108. 2408 Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus.
  109. Fluellen
  110. 2409 Your grandfather of famous memory, an't please your
  111. 2410 Majesty, and your great-uncle Edward the Plack Prince of
  112. 2411 Wales, as I have read in the chronicles, fought a most prave
  113. 2412 pattle here in France.
  114. King Henry V
  115. 2413 They did, Fluellen.
  116. Fluellen
  117. 2414 Your Majesty says very true. If your Majesties is rememb'red of
  118. 2415 it, the Welshmen did good service in garden where leeks did grow,
  119. 2416 wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps; which, your Majesty know,
  120. 2417 to this hour is an honourable badge of the service; and I do
  121. 2418 believe your Majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint
  122. 2419 Tavy's day.
  123. King Henry V
  124. 2420 I wear it for a memorable honour;
  125. 2421 For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman.
  126. Fluellen
  127. 2422 All the water in Wye cannot wash your Majesty's Welsh plood out
  128. 2423 of your pody, I can tell you that. Got pless it and preserve it,
  129. 2424 as long as it pleases His grace, and His majesty too!
  130. King Henry V
  131. 2425 Thanks, good my countryman.
  132. Fluellen
  133. 2426 By Jeshu, I am your Majesty's countryman, I care not who know it.
  134. 2427 I will confess it to all the 'orld. I need not be asham'd of your
  135. 2428 Majesty, praised be God, so long as your Majesty is an honest man.
  136. King Henry V
  137. 2429 God keep me so!
  138. [Enter Williams.]
  139. King Henry V
  140. 2430 Our heralds go with him;
  141. 2431 Bring me just notice of the numbers dead
  142. 2432 On both our parts. Call yonder fellow hither.
  143. [Exeunt Heralds with Montjoy.]
  144. Duke of Exeter
  145. 2433 Soldier, you must come to the King.
  146. King Henry V
  147. 2434 Soldier, why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap?
  148. Michael Williams
  149. 2435 An't please your Majesty, 'tis the gage of one that I
  150. 2436 should fight withal, if he be alive.
  151. King Henry V
  152. 2437 An Englishman?
  153. Michael Williams
  154. 2438 An't please your Majesty, a rascal that swagger'd with me
  155. 2439 last night; who, if alive and ever dare to challenge this
  156. 2440 glove, I have sworn to take him a box o' the ear; or if I can
  157. 2441 see my glove in his cap, which he swore, as he was a soldier,
  158. 2442 he would wear if alive, I will strike it out soundly.
  159. King Henry V
  160. 2443 What think you, Captain Fluellen? Iis it fit this soldier keep
  161. 2444 his oath?
  162. Fluellen
  163. 2445 He is a craven and a villain else, an't please your Majesty, in
  164. 2446 my conscience.
  165. King Henry V
  166. 2447 It may be his enemy is a gentlemen of great sort, quite from
  167. 2448 the answer of his degree.
  168. Fluellen
  169. 2449 Though he be as good a gentleman as the devil is, as Lucifier
  170. 2450 and Belzebub himself, it is necessary, look your Grace, that he
  171. 2451 keep his vow and his oath. If he be perjur'd, see you now, his
  172. 2452 reputation is as arrant a villain and a Jacksauce, as ever his
  173. 2453 black shoe trod upon God's ground and His earth, in my
  174. 2454 conscience, la!
  175. King Henry V
  176. 2455 Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st the fellow.
  177. Michael Williams
  178. 2456 So I will, my liege, as I live.
  179. King Henry V
  180. 2457 Who serv'st thou under?
  181. Michael Williams
  182. 2458 Under Captain Gower, my liege.
  183. Fluellen
  184. 2459 Gower is a good captain, and is good knowledge and
  185. 2460 literatured in the wars.
  186. King Henry V
  187. 2461 Call him hither to me, soldier.
  188. Michael Williams
  189. 2462 I will, my liege.
  190. [Exit.]
  191. King Henry V
  192. 2463 Here, Fluellen; wear thou this favour for me and stick it in thy
  193. 2464 cap. When Alencon and myself were down together, I pluck'd
  194. 2465 this glove from his helm. If any man challenge this, he is a
  195. 2466 friend to Alencon, and an enemy to our person. If thou encounter
  196. 2467 any such, apprehend him, an thou dost me love.
  197. Fluellen
  198. 2468 Your Grace doo's me as great honours as can be desir'd in the
  199. 2469 hearts of his subjects. I would fain see the man, that has but
  200. 2470 two legs, that shall find himself aggrief'd at this glove; that
  201. 2471 is all. But I would fain see it once, an please God of His grace
  202. 2472 that I might see.
  203. King Henry V
  204. 2473 Know'st thou Gower?
  205. Fluellen
  206. 2474 He is my dear friend, an please you.
  207. King Henry V
  208. 2475 Pray thee, go seek him, and bring him to my tent.
  209. Fluellen
  210. 2476 I will fetch him.
  211. [Exit.]
  212. King Henry V
  213. 2477 My Lord of Warwick, and my brother Gloucester,
  214. 2478 Follow Fluellen closely at the heels.
  215. 2479 The glove which I have given him for a favour
  216. 2480 May haply purchase him a box o' the ear.
  217. 2481 It is the soldier's; I by bargain should
  218. 2482 Wear it myself. Follow, good cousin Warwick.
  219. 2483 If that the soldier strike him, as I judge
  220. 2484 By his blunt bearing he will keep his word,
  221. 2485 Some sudden mischief may arise of it;
  222. 2486 For I do know Fluellen valiant
  223. 2487 And, touch'd with choler, hot as gunpowder,
  224. 2488 And quickly will return an injury.
  225. 2489 Follow, and see there be no harm between them.
  226. 2490 Go you with me, uncle of Exeter.
  227. [Exeunt.]