Act 4, Scene 7
Another part of the field.
- [Enter Fluellen and Gower.]
- Fluellen
- 2326 Kill the poys and the luggage! 'Tis expressly against the
- 2327 law of arms. 'Tis as arrant a piece of knavery, mark you now,
- 2328 as can be offer't; in your conscience, now, is it not?
- Gower
- 2329 'Tis certain there's not a boy left alive; and the cowardly
- 2330 rascals that ran from the battle ha' done this slaughter.
- 2331 Besides, they have burned and carried away all that was in the
- 2332 King's tent; wherefore the King, most worthily, hath caus'd every
- 2333 soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a gallant king!
- Fluellen
- 2334 Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, Captain Gower. What call you
- 2335 the town's name where Alexander the Pig was born?
- Gower
- 2336 Alexander the Great.
- Fluellen
- 2337 Why, I pray you, is not pig great? The pig, or the great, or the
- 2338 mighty, or the huge, or the magnanimous, are all one reckonings,
- 2339 save the phrase is a little variations.
- Gower
- 2340 I think Alexander the Great was born in Macedon. His father
- 2341 was called Philip of Macedon, as I take it.
- Fluellen
- 2342 I think it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn. I tell you,
- 2343 Captain, if you look in the maps of the 'orld, I warrant you
- 2344 sall find, in the comparisons between Macedon and Monmouth,
- 2345 that the situations, look you, is both alike. There is a river in
- 2346 Macedon; and there is also moreover a river at Monmouth; it is
- 2347 call'd Wye at Monmouth; but it is out of my prains what is the
- 2348 name of the other river; but 'tis all one, 'tis alike as my fingers
- 2349 is to my fingers, and there is salmons in both. If you mark
- 2350 Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life is come after it
- 2351 indifferent well; for there is figures in all things. Alexander,
- 2352 God knows, and you know, in his rages, and his furies, and his
- 2353 wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his displeasures, and
- 2354 his indignations, and also being a little intoxicates in his prains,
- 2355 did, in his ales and his angers, look you, kill his best friend,
- 2356 Cleitus.
- Gower
- 2357 Our King is not like him in that. He never kill'd any of
- 2358 his friends.
- Fluellen
- 2359 It is not well done, mark you now, to take the tales out
- 2360 of my mouth, ere it is made and finished. I speak but in the
- 2361 figures and comparisons of it. As Alexander kill'd his friend
- 2362 Cleitus, being in his ales and his cups; so also Harry Monmouth,
- 2363 being in his right wits and his good judgements, turn'd away the
- 2364 fat knight with the great belly doublet. He was full of jests,
- 2365 and gipes, and knaveries, and mocks; I have forgot his name.
- Gower
- 2366 Sir John Falstaff.
- Fluellen
- 2367 That is he. I'll tell you there is good men porn at Monmouth.
- Gower
- 2368 Here comes his Majesty.
- [Alarum. Enter King Henry and [forces; Warwick, Gloucester, Exeter, with prisoners. Flourish.]
- King Henry V
- 2369 I was not angry since I came to France
- 2370 Until this instant. Take a trumpet, herald;
- 2371 Ride thou unto the horsemen on yond hill.
- 2372 If they will fight with us, bid them come down,
- 2373 Or void the field; they do offend our sight.
- 2374 If they'll do neither, we will come to them,
- 2375 And make them skirr away, as swift as stones
- 2376 Enforced from the old Assyrian slings.
- 2377 Besides, we'll cut the throats of those we have,
- 2378 And not a man of them that we shall take
- 2379 Shall taste our mercy. Go and tell them so.
- [Enter Montjoy.]
- Duke of Exeter
- 2380 Here comes the herald of the French, my liege.
- Duke of Gloucester
- 2381 His eyes are humbler than they us'd to be.
- King Henry V
- 2382 How now! what means this, herald? Know'st thou not
- 2383 That I have fin'd these bones of mine for ransom?
- 2384 Com'st thou again for ransom?
- Montjoy
- 2385 No, great King;
- 2386 I come to thee for charitable license,
- 2387 That we may wander o'er this bloody field
- 2388 To book our dead, and then to bury them;
- 2389 To sort our nobles from our common men.
- 2390 For many of our princes—woe the while!—
- 2391 Lie drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood;
- 2392 So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs
- 2393 In blood of princes; and their wounded steeds
- 2394 Fret fetlock deep in gore, and with wild rage
- 2395 Yerk out their armed heels at their dead masters,
- 2396 Killing them twice. O, give us leave, great King,
- 2397 To view the field in safety, and dispose
- 2398 Of their dead bodies!
- King Henry V
- 2399 I tell thee truly, herald,
- 2400 I know not if the day be ours or no;
- 2401 For yet a many of your horsemen peer
- 2402 And gallop o'er the field.
- Montjoy
- 2403 The day is yours.
- King Henry V
- 2404 Praised be God, and not our strength, for it!
- 2405 What is this castle call'd that stands hard by?
- Montjoy
- 2406 They call it Agincourt.
- King Henry V
- 2407 Then call we this the field of Agincourt,
- 2408 Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus.
- Fluellen
- 2409 Your grandfather of famous memory, an't please your
- 2410 Majesty, and your great-uncle Edward the Plack Prince of
- 2411 Wales, as I have read in the chronicles, fought a most prave
- 2412 pattle here in France.
- King Henry V
- 2413 They did, Fluellen.
- Fluellen
- 2414 Your Majesty says very true. If your Majesties is rememb'red of
- 2415 it, the Welshmen did good service in garden where leeks did grow,
- 2416 wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps; which, your Majesty know,
- 2417 to this hour is an honourable badge of the service; and I do
- 2418 believe your Majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint
- 2419 Tavy's day.
- King Henry V
- 2420 I wear it for a memorable honour;
- 2421 For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman.
- Fluellen
- 2422 All the water in Wye cannot wash your Majesty's Welsh plood out
- 2423 of your pody, I can tell you that. Got pless it and preserve it,
- 2424 as long as it pleases His grace, and His majesty too!
- King Henry V
- 2425 Thanks, good my countryman.
- Fluellen
- 2426 By Jeshu, I am your Majesty's countryman, I care not who know it.
- 2427 I will confess it to all the 'orld. I need not be asham'd of your
- 2428 Majesty, praised be God, so long as your Majesty is an honest man.
- King Henry V
- 2429 God keep me so!
- [Enter Williams.]
- King Henry V
- 2430 Our heralds go with him;
- 2431 Bring me just notice of the numbers dead
- 2432 On both our parts. Call yonder fellow hither.
- [Exeunt Heralds with Montjoy.]
- Duke of Exeter
- 2433 Soldier, you must come to the King.
- King Henry V
- 2434 Soldier, why wear'st thou that glove in thy cap?
- Michael Williams
- 2435 An't please your Majesty, 'tis the gage of one that I
- 2436 should fight withal, if he be alive.
- King Henry V
- 2437 An Englishman?
- Michael Williams
- 2438 An't please your Majesty, a rascal that swagger'd with me
- 2439 last night; who, if alive and ever dare to challenge this
- 2440 glove, I have sworn to take him a box o' the ear; or if I can
- 2441 see my glove in his cap, which he swore, as he was a soldier,
- 2442 he would wear if alive, I will strike it out soundly.
- King Henry V
- 2443 What think you, Captain Fluellen? Iis it fit this soldier keep
- 2444 his oath?
- Fluellen
- 2445 He is a craven and a villain else, an't please your Majesty, in
- 2446 my conscience.
- King Henry V
- 2447 It may be his enemy is a gentlemen of great sort, quite from
- 2448 the answer of his degree.
- Fluellen
- 2449 Though he be as good a gentleman as the devil is, as Lucifier
- 2450 and Belzebub himself, it is necessary, look your Grace, that he
- 2451 keep his vow and his oath. If he be perjur'd, see you now, his
- 2452 reputation is as arrant a villain and a Jacksauce, as ever his
- 2453 black shoe trod upon God's ground and His earth, in my
- 2454 conscience, la!
- King Henry V
- 2455 Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meet'st the fellow.
- Michael Williams
- 2456 So I will, my liege, as I live.
- King Henry V
- 2457 Who serv'st thou under?
- Michael Williams
- 2458 Under Captain Gower, my liege.
- Fluellen
- 2459 Gower is a good captain, and is good knowledge and
- 2460 literatured in the wars.
- King Henry V
- 2461 Call him hither to me, soldier.
- Michael Williams
- 2462 I will, my liege.
- [Exit.]
- King Henry V
- 2463 Here, Fluellen; wear thou this favour for me and stick it in thy
- 2464 cap. When Alencon and myself were down together, I pluck'd
- 2465 this glove from his helm. If any man challenge this, he is a
- 2466 friend to Alencon, and an enemy to our person. If thou encounter
- 2467 any such, apprehend him, an thou dost me love.
- Fluellen
- 2468 Your Grace doo's me as great honours as can be desir'd in the
- 2469 hearts of his subjects. I would fain see the man, that has but
- 2470 two legs, that shall find himself aggrief'd at this glove; that
- 2471 is all. But I would fain see it once, an please God of His grace
- 2472 that I might see.
- King Henry V
- 2473 Know'st thou Gower?
- Fluellen
- 2474 He is my dear friend, an please you.
- King Henry V
- 2475 Pray thee, go seek him, and bring him to my tent.
- Fluellen
- 2476 I will fetch him.
- [Exit.]
- King Henry V
- 2477 My Lord of Warwick, and my brother Gloucester,
- 2478 Follow Fluellen closely at the heels.
- 2479 The glove which I have given him for a favour
- 2480 May haply purchase him a box o' the ear.
- 2481 It is the soldier's; I by bargain should
- 2482 Wear it myself. Follow, good cousin Warwick.
- 2483 If that the soldier strike him, as I judge
- 2484 By his blunt bearing he will keep his word,
- 2485 Some sudden mischief may arise of it;
- 2486 For I do know Fluellen valiant
- 2487 And, touch'd with choler, hot as gunpowder,
- 2488 And quickly will return an injury.
- 2489 Follow, and see there be no harm between them.
- 2490 Go you with me, uncle of Exeter.
- [Exeunt.]