Act 3, Scene 2

The same.

  1. [Enter Nym, Bardolph, Pistol, and Boy.]
  2. Bardolph
  3. 1073 On, on, on, on, on! To the breach, to the breach!
  4. Corporal Nym
  5. 1074 Pray thee, corporal, stay. The knocks are too hot; and, for
  6. 1075 mine own part, I have not a case of lives. The humour of it is
  7. 1076 too hot; that is the very plain-song of it.
  8. Pistol
  9. 1077 The plain-song is most just, for humours do abound.
  10. 1078 "Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die;
  11. 1079 And sword and shield,
  12. 1080 In bloody field,
  13. 1081 Doth win immortal fame."
  14. Boy
  15. 1082 Would I were in an alehouse in London! I would give all my
  16. 1083 fame for a pot of ale and safety.
  17. Pistol
  18. 1084 And I.
  19. 1085 "If wishes would prevail with me,
  20. 1086 My purpose should not fail with me,
  21. 1087 But thither would I hie."
  22. Boy
  23. 1088 "As duly, but not as truly,
  24. 1089 As bird doth sing on bough."
  25. [Enter Fluellen.]
  26. Fluellen
  27. 1090 Up to the breach, you dogs! Avaunt, you cullions!
  28. [Driving them forward.]
  29. Pistol
  30. 1091 Be merciful, great Duke, to men of mould.
  31. 1092 Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage,
  32. 1093 Abate thy rage, great Duke!
  33. 1094 Good bawcock, bate thy rage; use lenity, sweet chuck!
  34. Corporal Nym
  35. 1095 These be good humours! Your honour wins bad humours.
  36. [Exeunt [all but Boy.]
  37. Boy
  38. 1096 As young as I am, I have observ'd these three swashers. I am
  39. 1097 boy to them all three; but all they three, though they would
  40. 1098 serve me, could not be man to me; for indeed three such antics
  41. 1099 do not amount to a man. For Bardolph, he is white-liver'd and
  42. 1100 red-fac'd; by the means whereof 'a faces it out, but fights not.
  43. 1101 For Pistol, he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword; by the
  44. 1102 means whereof 'a breaks words, and keeps whole weapons. For
  45. 1103 Nym, he hath heard that men of few words are the best men; and
  46. 1104 therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest 'a should be thought
  47. 1105 a coward. But his few bad words are match'd with as few good
  48. 1106 deeds; for 'a never broke any man's head but his own, and that
  49. 1107 was against a post when he was drunk. They will steal anything,
  50. 1108 and call it purchase. Bardolph stole a lute-case, bore it twelve
  51. 1109 leagues, and sold it for three half-pence. Nym and Bardolph are
  52. 1110 sworn brothers in filching, and in Calais they stole a
  53. 1111 fire-shovel.
  54. 1112 I knew by that piece of service the men would carry coals. They
  55. 1113 would have me as familiar with men's pockets as their gloves or
  56. 1114 their handkerchers; which makes much against my manhood, if I
  57. 1115 should take from another's pocket to put into mine; for it is
  58. 1116 plain pocketing up of wrongs. I must leave them, and seek some
  59. 1117 better service. Their villainy goes against my weak stomach,
  60. 1118 and therefore I must cast it up.
  61. [Exit.]
  62. [Enter Gower [and Fluellen.]
  63. Gower
  64. 1119 Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to the mines.
  65. 1120 The Duke of Gloucester would speak with you.
  66. Fluellen
  67. 1121 To the mines! Tell you the Duke, it is not so good to come
  68. 1122 to the mines; for, look you, the mines is not according to the
  69. 1123 disciplines of the war. The concavities of it is not sufficient;
  70. 1124 for, look you, the athversary, you may discuss unto the Duke,
  71. 1125 look you, is digt himself four yard under the countermines. By
  72. 1126 Cheshu, I think 'a will plow up all, if there is not better
  73. 1127 directions.
  74. Gower
  75. 1128 The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of the siege is
  76. 1129 given, is altogether directed by an Irishman, a very valiant
  77. 1130 gentleman, i' faith.
  78. Fluellen
  79. 1131 It is Captain Macmorris, is it not?
  80. Gower
  81. 1132 I think it be.
  82. Fluellen
  83. 1133 By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world. I will verify as
  84. 1134 much in his beard. He has no more directions in the true
  85. 1135 disciplines of the wars, look you, of the Roman disciplines,
  86. 1136 than is a puppy-dog.
  87. [Enter Macmorris and Captain Jamy.]
  88. Gower
  89. 1137 Here 'a comes; and the Scots captain, Captain Jamy, with him.
  90. Fluellen
  91. 1138 Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous gentleman, that is
  92. 1139 certain; and of great expedition and knowledge in the aunchient
  93. 1140 wars, upon my particular knowledge of his directions. By Cheshu,
  94. 1141 he will maintain his argument as well as any military man in the
  95. 1142 world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans.
  96. Captain Jamy
  97. 1143 I say gud-day, Captain Fluellen.
  98. Fluellen
  99. 1144 God-den to your worship, good Captain James.
  100. Gower
  101. 1145 How now, Captain Macmorris! have you quit the mines?
  102. 1146 Have the pioneers given o'er?
  103. Captain Macmorris
  104. 1147 By Chrish, la! 'tish ill done! The work ish give over, the
  105. 1148 trompet sound the retreat. By my hand I swear, and my
  106. 1149 father's soul, the work ish ill done; it ish give over. I would
  107. 1150 have blowed up the town, so Chrish save me, la! in an hour.
  108. 1151 O, 'tish ill done, 'tish ill done; by my hand, 'tish ill done!
  109. Fluellen
  110. 1152 Captain Macmorris, I beseech you now, will you voutsafe me,
  111. 1153 look you, a few disputations with you, as partly touching or
  112. 1154 concerning the disciplines of the war, the Roman wars, in the way
  113. 1155 of argument, look you, and friendly communication; partly to
  114. 1156 satisfy my opinion, and partly for the satisfaction, look you, of
  115. 1157 my mind, as touching the direction of the military discipline;
  116. 1158 that is the point.
  117. Captain Jamy
  118. 1159 It sall be vary gud, gud feith, gud captains bath: and I sall
  119. 1160 quit you with gud leve, as I may pick occasion; that sall I,
  120. 1161 marry.
  121. Captain Macmorris
  122. 1162 It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me. The day is hot,
  123. 1163 and the weather, and the wars, and the King, and the Dukes. It
  124. 1164 is no time to discourse. The town is beseech'd, and the trumpet
  125. 1165 call us to the breach, and we talk, and, be Chrish, do nothing.
  126. 1166 'Tis shame for us all. So God sa' me, 'tis shame to stand still;
  127. 1167 it is shame, by my hand; and there is throats to be cut, and works
  128. 1168 to be done; and there ish nothing done, so Chrish sa' me, la!
  129. Captain Jamy
  130. 1169 By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to slomber,
  131. 1170 I'll de gud service, or I'll lig i' the grund for it; ay, or go to
  132. 1171 death; and I'll pay't as valorously as I may, that sall I suerly do,
  133. 1172 that is the breff and the long. Marry, I wad full fain heard some
  134. 1173 question 'tween you tway.
  135. Fluellen
  136. 1174 Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your correction, there
  137. 1175 is not many of your nation—
  138. Captain Macmorris
  139. 1176 Of my nation! What ish my nation? Ish a villain, and a bastard,
  140. 1177 and a knave, and a rascal? What ish my nation? Who talks of my
  141. 1178 nation?
  142. Fluellen
  143. 1179 Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is meant, Captain
  144. 1180 Macmorris, peradventure I shall think you do not use me with that
  145. 1181 affability as in discretion you ought to use me, look you, being
  146. 1182 as good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of war, and in
  147. 1183 the derivation of my birth, and in other particularities.
  148. Captain Macmorris
  149. 1184 I do not know you so good a man as myself. So Chrish save me,
  150. 1185 I will cut off your head.
  151. Gower
  152. 1186 Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.
  153. Captain Jamy
  154. 1187 Ah! that's a foul fault.
  155. [A parley [sounded.]
  156. Gower
  157. 1188 The town sounds a parley.
  158. Fluellen
  159. 1189 Captain Macmorris, when there is more better opportunity to be
  160. 1190 required, look you, I will be so bold as to tell you I know the
  161. 1191 disciplines of war; and there is an end.
  162. [Exeunt.]