Act 3, Scene 2
The same.
- [Enter Nym, Bardolph, Pistol, and Boy.]
- Bardolph
- 1073 On, on, on, on, on! To the breach, to the breach!
- Corporal Nym
- 1074 Pray thee, corporal, stay. The knocks are too hot; and, for
- 1075 mine own part, I have not a case of lives. The humour of it is
- 1076 too hot; that is the very plain-song of it.
- Pistol
- 1077 The plain-song is most just, for humours do abound.
- 1078 "Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die;
- 1079 And sword and shield,
- 1080 In bloody field,
- 1081 Doth win immortal fame."
- Boy
- 1082 Would I were in an alehouse in London! I would give all my
- 1083 fame for a pot of ale and safety.
- Pistol
- 1084 And I.
- 1085 "If wishes would prevail with me,
- 1086 My purpose should not fail with me,
- 1087 But thither would I hie."
- Boy
- 1088 "As duly, but not as truly,
- 1089 As bird doth sing on bough."
- [Enter Fluellen.]
- Fluellen
- 1090 Up to the breach, you dogs! Avaunt, you cullions!
- [Driving them forward.]
- Pistol
- 1091 Be merciful, great Duke, to men of mould.
- 1092 Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage,
- 1093 Abate thy rage, great Duke!
- 1094 Good bawcock, bate thy rage; use lenity, sweet chuck!
- Corporal Nym
- 1095 These be good humours! Your honour wins bad humours.
- [Exeunt [all but Boy.]
- Boy
- 1096 As young as I am, I have observ'd these three swashers. I am
- 1097 boy to them all three; but all they three, though they would
- 1098 serve me, could not be man to me; for indeed three such antics
- 1099 do not amount to a man. For Bardolph, he is white-liver'd and
- 1100 red-fac'd; by the means whereof 'a faces it out, but fights not.
- 1101 For Pistol, he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword; by the
- 1102 means whereof 'a breaks words, and keeps whole weapons. For
- 1103 Nym, he hath heard that men of few words are the best men; and
- 1104 therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest 'a should be thought
- 1105 a coward. But his few bad words are match'd with as few good
- 1106 deeds; for 'a never broke any man's head but his own, and that
- 1107 was against a post when he was drunk. They will steal anything,
- 1108 and call it purchase. Bardolph stole a lute-case, bore it twelve
- 1109 leagues, and sold it for three half-pence. Nym and Bardolph are
- 1110 sworn brothers in filching, and in Calais they stole a
- 1111 fire-shovel.
- 1112 I knew by that piece of service the men would carry coals. They
- 1113 would have me as familiar with men's pockets as their gloves or
- 1114 their handkerchers; which makes much against my manhood, if I
- 1115 should take from another's pocket to put into mine; for it is
- 1116 plain pocketing up of wrongs. I must leave them, and seek some
- 1117 better service. Their villainy goes against my weak stomach,
- 1118 and therefore I must cast it up.
- [Exit.]
- [Enter Gower [and Fluellen.]
- Gower
- 1119 Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to the mines.
- 1120 The Duke of Gloucester would speak with you.
- Fluellen
- 1121 To the mines! Tell you the Duke, it is not so good to come
- 1122 to the mines; for, look you, the mines is not according to the
- 1123 disciplines of the war. The concavities of it is not sufficient;
- 1124 for, look you, the athversary, you may discuss unto the Duke,
- 1125 look you, is digt himself four yard under the countermines. By
- 1126 Cheshu, I think 'a will plow up all, if there is not better
- 1127 directions.
- Gower
- 1128 The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of the siege is
- 1129 given, is altogether directed by an Irishman, a very valiant
- 1130 gentleman, i' faith.
- Fluellen
- 1131 It is Captain Macmorris, is it not?
- Gower
- 1132 I think it be.
- Fluellen
- 1133 By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world. I will verify as
- 1134 much in his beard. He has no more directions in the true
- 1135 disciplines of the wars, look you, of the Roman disciplines,
- 1136 than is a puppy-dog.
- [Enter Macmorris and Captain Jamy.]
- Gower
- 1137 Here 'a comes; and the Scots captain, Captain Jamy, with him.
- Fluellen
- 1138 Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous gentleman, that is
- 1139 certain; and of great expedition and knowledge in the aunchient
- 1140 wars, upon my particular knowledge of his directions. By Cheshu,
- 1141 he will maintain his argument as well as any military man in the
- 1142 world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans.
- Captain Jamy
- 1143 I say gud-day, Captain Fluellen.
- Fluellen
- 1144 God-den to your worship, good Captain James.
- Gower
- 1145 How now, Captain Macmorris! have you quit the mines?
- 1146 Have the pioneers given o'er?
- Captain Macmorris
- 1147 By Chrish, la! 'tish ill done! The work ish give over, the
- 1148 trompet sound the retreat. By my hand I swear, and my
- 1149 father's soul, the work ish ill done; it ish give over. I would
- 1150 have blowed up the town, so Chrish save me, la! in an hour.
- 1151 O, 'tish ill done, 'tish ill done; by my hand, 'tish ill done!
- Fluellen
- 1152 Captain Macmorris, I beseech you now, will you voutsafe me,
- 1153 look you, a few disputations with you, as partly touching or
- 1154 concerning the disciplines of the war, the Roman wars, in the way
- 1155 of argument, look you, and friendly communication; partly to
- 1156 satisfy my opinion, and partly for the satisfaction, look you, of
- 1157 my mind, as touching the direction of the military discipline;
- 1158 that is the point.
- Captain Jamy
- 1159 It sall be vary gud, gud feith, gud captains bath: and I sall
- 1160 quit you with gud leve, as I may pick occasion; that sall I,
- 1161 marry.
- Captain Macmorris
- 1162 It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me. The day is hot,
- 1163 and the weather, and the wars, and the King, and the Dukes. It
- 1164 is no time to discourse. The town is beseech'd, and the trumpet
- 1165 call us to the breach, and we talk, and, be Chrish, do nothing.
- 1166 'Tis shame for us all. So God sa' me, 'tis shame to stand still;
- 1167 it is shame, by my hand; and there is throats to be cut, and works
- 1168 to be done; and there ish nothing done, so Chrish sa' me, la!
- Captain Jamy
- 1169 By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to slomber,
- 1170 I'll de gud service, or I'll lig i' the grund for it; ay, or go to
- 1171 death; and I'll pay't as valorously as I may, that sall I suerly do,
- 1172 that is the breff and the long. Marry, I wad full fain heard some
- 1173 question 'tween you tway.
- Fluellen
- 1174 Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your correction, there
- 1175 is not many of your nation—
- Captain Macmorris
- 1176 Of my nation! What ish my nation? Ish a villain, and a bastard,
- 1177 and a knave, and a rascal? What ish my nation? Who talks of my
- 1178 nation?
- Fluellen
- 1179 Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is meant, Captain
- 1180 Macmorris, peradventure I shall think you do not use me with that
- 1181 affability as in discretion you ought to use me, look you, being
- 1182 as good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of war, and in
- 1183 the derivation of my birth, and in other particularities.
- Captain Macmorris
- 1184 I do not know you so good a man as myself. So Chrish save me,
- 1185 I will cut off your head.
- Gower
- 1186 Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.
- Captain Jamy
- 1187 Ah! that's a foul fault.
- [A parley [sounded.]
- Gower
- 1188 The town sounds a parley.
- Fluellen
- 1189 Captain Macmorris, when there is more better opportunity to be
- 1190 required, look you, I will be so bold as to tell you I know the
- 1191 disciplines of war; and there is an end.
- [Exeunt.]