Act 5, Scene 2
A hall in the Castle.
- [Enter Hamlet and Horatio.]
- Hamlet
- 3488 So much for this, sir: now let me see the other;
- 3489 You do remember all the circumstance?
- Horatio
- 3490 Remember it, my lord!
- Hamlet
- 3491 Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting
- 3492 That would not let me sleep: methought I lay
- 3493 Worse than the mutinies in the bilboes. Rashly,
- 3494 And prais'd be rashness for it,—let us know,
- 3495 Our indiscretion sometime serves us well,
- 3496 When our deep plots do fail; and that should teach us
- 3497 There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
- 3498 Rough-hew them how we will.
- Horatio
- 3499 That is most certain.
- Hamlet
- 3500 Up from my cabin,
- 3501 My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark
- 3502 Grop'd I to find out them: had my desire;
- 3503 Finger'd their packet; and, in fine, withdrew
- 3504 To mine own room again: making so bold,
- 3505 My fears forgetting manners, to unseal
- 3506 Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,
- 3507 O royal knavery! an exact command,—
- 3508 Larded with many several sorts of reasons,
- 3509 Importing Denmark's health, and England's too,
- 3510 With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life,—
- 3511 That, on the supervise, no leisure bated,
- 3512 No, not to stay the grinding of the axe,
- 3513 My head should be struck off.
- Horatio
- 3514 Is't possible?
- Hamlet
- 3515 Here's the commission: read it at more leisure.
- 3516 But wilt thou bear me how I did proceed?
- Horatio
- 3517 I beseech you.
- Hamlet
- 3518 Being thus benetted round with villanies,—
- 3519 Or I could make a prologue to my brains,
- 3520 They had begun the play,—I sat me down;
- 3521 Devis'd a new commission; wrote it fair:
- 3522 I once did hold it, as our statists do,
- 3523 A baseness to write fair, and labour'd much
- 3524 How to forget that learning; but, sir, now
- 3525 It did me yeoman's service. Wilt thou know
- 3526 The effect of what I wrote?
- Horatio
- 3527 Ay, good my lord.
- Hamlet
- 3528 An earnest conjuration from the king,—
- 3529 As England was his faithful tributary;
- 3530 As love between them like the palm might flourish;
- 3531 As peace should still her wheaten garland wear
- 3532 And stand a comma 'tween their amities;
- 3533 And many such-like as's of great charge,—
- 3534 That, on the view and know of these contents,
- 3535 Without debatement further, more or less,
- 3536 He should the bearers put to sudden death,
- 3537 Not shriving-time allow'd.
- Horatio
- 3538 How was this seal'd?
- Hamlet
- 3539 Why, even in that was heaven ordinant.
- 3540 I had my father's signet in my purse,
- 3541 Which was the model of that Danish seal:
- 3542 Folded the writ up in the form of the other;
- 3543 Subscrib'd it: gave't the impression; plac'd it safely,
- 3544 The changeling never known. Now, the next day
- 3545 Was our sea-fight; and what to this was sequent
- 3546 Thou know'st already.
- Horatio
- 3547 So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.
- Hamlet
- 3548 Why, man, they did make love to this employment;
- 3549 They are not near my conscience; their defeat
- 3550 Does by their own insinuation grow:
- 3551 'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes
- 3552 Between the pass and fell incensed points
- 3553 Of mighty opposites.
- Horatio
- 3554 Why, what a king is this!
- Hamlet
- 3555 Does it not, thinks't thee, stand me now upon,—
- 3556 He that hath kill'd my king, and whor'd my mother;
- 3557 Popp'd in between the election and my hopes;
- 3558 Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
- 3559 And with such cozenage—is't not perfect conscience
- 3560 To quit him with this arm? and is't not to be damn'd
- 3561 To let this canker of our nature come
- 3562 In further evil?
- Horatio
- 3563 It must be shortly known to him from England
- 3564 What is the issue of the business there.
- Hamlet
- 3565 It will be short: the interim is mine;
- 3566 And a man's life is no more than to say One.
- 3567 But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
- 3568 That to Laertes I forgot myself;
- 3569 For by the image of my cause I see
- 3570 The portraiture of his: I'll court his favours:
- 3571 But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me
- 3572 Into a towering passion.
- Horatio
- 3573 Peace; who comes here?
- [Enter Osric.]
- Osric
- 3574 Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.
- Hamlet
- 3575 I humbly thank you, sir. Dost know this water-fly?
- Horatio
- 3576 No, my good lord.
- Hamlet
- 3577 Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to know him. He
- 3578 hath much land, and fertile: let a beast be lord of beasts, and
- 3579 his crib shall stand at the king's mess; 'tis a chough; but, as I
- 3580 say, spacious in the possession of dirt.
- Osric
- 3581 Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I should
- 3582 impart a thing to you from his majesty.
- Hamlet
- 3583 I will receive it with all diligence of spirit. Put your
- 3584 bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.
- Osric
- 3585 I thank your lordship, t'is very hot.
- Hamlet
- 3586 No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is northerly.
- Osric
- 3587 It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.
- Hamlet
- 3588 Methinks it is very sultry and hot for my complexion.
- Osric
- 3589 Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,—as 'twere—I cannot
- 3590 tell how. But, my lord, his majesty bade me signify to you that
- 3591 he has laid a great wager on your head. Sir, this is the
- 3592 matter,—
- Hamlet
- 3593 I beseech you, remember,—
- [Hamlet moves him to put on his hat.]
- Osric
- 3594 Nay, in good faith; for mine ease, in good faith. Sir, here
- 3595 is newly come to court Laertes; believe me, an absolute
- 3596 gentleman, full of most excellent differences, of very soft
- 3597 society and great showing: indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he
- 3598 is the card or calendar of gentry; for you shall find in him the
- 3599 continent of what part a gentleman would see.
- Hamlet
- 3600 Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you;—though, I
- 3601 know, to divide him inventorially would dizzy the arithmetic of
- 3602 memory, and yet but yaw neither, in respect of his quick sail.
- 3603 But, in the verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of great
- 3604 article, and his infusion of such dearth and rareness as, to make
- 3605 true diction of him, his semblable is his mirror, and who else
- 3606 would trace him, his umbrage, nothing more.
- Osric
- 3607 Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.
- Hamlet
- 3608 The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman in our more
- 3609 rawer breath?
- Osric
- 3610 Sir?
- Horatio
- 3611 Is't not possible to understand in another tongue? You will do't,
- 3612 sir, really.
- Hamlet
- 3613 What imports the nomination of this gentleman?
- Osric
- 3614 Of Laertes?
- Horatio
- 3615 His purse is empty already; all's golden words are spent.
- Hamlet
- 3616 Of him, sir.
- Osric
- 3617 I know, you are not ignorant,—
- Hamlet
- 3618 I would you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did, it would not
- 3619 much approve me.—Well, sir.
- Osric
- 3620 You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is,—
- Hamlet
- 3621 I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in
- 3622 excellence; but to know a man well were to know himself.
- Osric
- 3623 I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation laid on
- 3624 him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed.
- Hamlet
- 3625 What's his weapon?
- Osric
- 3626 Rapier and dagger.
- Hamlet
- 3627 That's two of his weapons:—but well.
- Osric
- 3628 The king, sir, hath wager'd with him six Barbary horses:
- 3629 against the which he has imponed, as I take it, six French
- 3630 rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, hangers, and
- 3631 so: three of the carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy,
- 3632 very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of
- 3633 very liberal conceit.
- Hamlet
- 3634 What call you the carriages?
- Horatio
- 3635 I knew you must be edified by the margent ere you had done.
- Osric
- 3636 The carriages, sir, are the hangers.
- Hamlet
- 3637 The phrase would be more german to the matter if we could
- 3638 carry cannon by our sides. I would it might be hangers till then.
- 3639 But, on: six Barbary horses against six French swords, their
- 3640 assigns, and three liberal conceited carriages: that's the French
- 3641 bet against the Danish: why is this all imponed, as you call it?
- Osric
- 3642 The king, sir, hath laid that, in a dozen passes between
- 3643 your and him, he shall not exceed you three hits: he hath
- 3644 laid on twelve for nine; and it would come to immediate trial
- 3645 if your lordship would vouchsafe the answer.
- Hamlet
- 3646 How if I answer no?
- Osric
- 3647 I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial.
- Hamlet
- 3648 Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his majesty,
- 3649 it is the breathing time of day with me: let the foils be
- 3650 brought, the gentleman willing, and the king hold his purpose,
- 3651 I will win for him if I can; if not, I will gain nothing but my
- 3652 shame and the odd hits.
- Osric
- 3653 Shall I re-deliver you e'en so?
- Hamlet
- 3654 To this effect, sir; after what flourish your nature will.
- Osric
- 3655 I commend my duty to your lordship.
- Hamlet
- 3656 Yours, yours.
- [Exit Osric.]
- Hamlet
- 3657 He does well to commend it himself; there are no tongues else
- 3658 for's turn.
- Horatio
- 3659 This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.
- Hamlet
- 3660 He did comply with his dug before he suck'd it. Thus has he,—and
- 3661 many more of the same bevy that I know the drossy age dotes on,—
- 3662 only got the tune of the time and outward habit of encounter;
- 3663 a kind of yesty collection, which carries them through and
- 3664 through the most fanned and winnowed opinions; and do but blow
- 3665 them to their trial, the bubbles are out,
- [Enter a Lord.]
- Lord
- 3666 My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young Osric,
- 3667 who brings back to him that you attend him in the hall: he sends
- 3668 to know if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes, or that you
- 3669 will take longer time.
- Hamlet
- 3670 I am constant to my purposes; they follow the king's pleasure:
- 3671 if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now or whensoever, provided
- 3672 I be so able as now.
- Lord
- 3673 The King and Queen and all are coming down.
- Hamlet
- 3674 In happy time.
- Lord
- 3675 The queen desires you to use some gentle entertainment to
- 3676 Laertes before you fall to play.
- Hamlet
- 3677 She well instructs me.
- [Exit Lord.]
- Horatio
- 3678 You will lose this wager, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 3679 I do not think so; since he went into France I have been in
- 3680 continual practice: I shall win at the odds. But thou wouldst not
- 3681 think how ill all's here about my heart: but it is no matter.
- Horatio
- 3682 Nay, good my lord,—
- Hamlet
- 3683 It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of gain-giving as
- 3684 would perhaps trouble a woman.
- Horatio
- 3685 If your mind dislike anything, obey it: I will forestall their
- 3686 repair hither, and say you are not fit.
- Hamlet
- 3687 Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special providence in
- 3688 the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be
- 3689 not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come:
- 3690 the readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he leaves,
- 3691 what is't to leave betimes?
- [Enter King, Queen, Laertes, Lords, Osric, and Attendants with foils &c.]
- King Claudius
- 3692 Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
- [The King puts Laertes' hand into Hamlet's.]
- Hamlet
- 3693 Give me your pardon, sir: I have done you wrong:
- 3694 But pardon't, as you are a gentleman.
- 3695 This presence knows, and you must needs have heard,
- 3696 How I am punish'd with sore distraction.
- 3697 What I have done
- 3698 That might your nature, honour, and exception
- 3699 Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness.
- 3700 Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never Hamlet:
- 3701 If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away,
- 3702 And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes,
- 3703 Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it.
- 3704 Who does it, then? His madness: if't be so,
- 3705 Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd;
- 3706 His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy.
- 3707 Sir, in this audience,
- 3708 Let my disclaiming from a purpos'd evil
- 3709 Free me so far in your most generous thoughts
- 3710 That I have shot my arrow o'er the house
- 3711 And hurt my brother.
- Laertes
- 3712 I am satisfied in nature,
- 3713 Whose motive, in this case, should stir me most
- 3714 To my revenge. But in my terms of honour
- 3715 I stand aloof; and will no reconcilement
- 3716 Till by some elder masters of known honour
- 3717 I have a voice and precedent of peace
- 3718 To keep my name ungor'd. But till that time
- 3719 I do receive your offer'd love like love,
- 3720 And will not wrong it.
- Hamlet
- 3721 I embrace it freely;
- 3722 And will this brother's wager frankly play.—
- 3723 Give us the foils; come on.
- Laertes
- 3724 Come, one for me.
- Hamlet
- 3725 I'll be your foil, Laertes; in mine ignorance
- 3726 Your skill shall, like a star in the darkest night,
- 3727 Stick fiery off indeed.
- Laertes
- 3728 You mock me, sir.
- Hamlet
- 3729 No, by this hand.
- King Claudius
- 3730 Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet,
- 3731 You know the wager?
- Hamlet
- 3732 Very well, my lord;
- 3733 Your grace has laid the odds o' the weaker side.
- King Claudius
- 3734 I do not fear it; I have seen you both;
- 3735 But since he's better'd, we have therefore odds.
- Laertes
- 3736 This is too heavy, let me see another.
- Hamlet
- 3737 This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
- [They prepare to play.]
- Osric
- 3738 Ay, my good lord.
- King Claudius
- 3739 Set me the stoups of wine upon that table,—
- 3740 If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
- 3741 Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
- 3742 Let all the battlements their ordnance fire;
- 3743 The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath;
- 3744 And in the cup an union shall he throw,
- 3745 Richer than that which four successive kings
- 3746 In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups;
- 3747 And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
- 3748 The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
- 3749 The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth,
- 3750 'Now the king drinks to Hamlet.'—Come, begin:—
- 3751 And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.
- Hamlet
- 3752 Come on, sir.
- Laertes
- 3753 Come, my lord.
- [They play.]
- Hamlet
- 3754 One.
- Laertes
- 3755 No.
- Hamlet
- 3756 Judgment!
- Osric
- 3757 A hit, a very palpable hit.
- Laertes
- 3758 Well;—again.
- King Claudius
- 3759 Stay, give me drink.—Hamlet, this pearl is thine;
- 3760 Here's to thy health.—
- [Trumpets sound, and cannon shot off within.]
- King Claudius
- 3761 Give him the cup.
- Hamlet
- 3762 I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile.—
- 3763 Come.—Another hit; what say you?
- [They play.]
- Laertes
- 3764 A touch, a touch, I do confess.
- King Claudius
- 3765 Our son shall win.
- Queen Gertrude
- 3766 He's fat, and scant of breath.—
- 3767 Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows:
- 3768 The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.
- Hamlet
- 3769 Good madam!
- King Claudius
- 3770 Gertrude, do not drink.
- Queen Gertrude
- 3771 I will, my lord; I pray you pardon me.
- [Aside.]
- King Claudius
- 3772 It is the poison'd cup; it is too late.
- Hamlet
- 3773 I dare not drink yet, madam; by-and-by.
- Queen Gertrude
- 3774 Come, let me wipe thy face.
- Laertes
- 3775 My lord, I'll hit him now.
- King Claudius
- 3776 I do not think't.
- [Aside.]
- Laertes
- 3777 And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience.
- Hamlet
- 3778 Come, for the third, Laertes: you but dally;
- 3779 I pray you pass with your best violence:
- 3780 I am afeard you make a wanton of me.
- Laertes
- 3781 Say you so? come on.
- [They play.]
- Osric
- 3782 Nothing, neither way.
- Laertes
- 3783 Have at you now!
- [Laertes wounds Hamlet; then, in scuffling, they change rapiers, and Hamlet wounds Laertes.]
- King Claudius
- 3784 Part them; they are incens'd.
- Hamlet
- 3785 Nay, come again!
- [The Queen falls.]
- Osric
- 3786 Look to the queen there, ho!
- Horatio
- 3787 They bleed on both sides.—How is it, my lord?
- Osric
- 3788 How is't, Laertes?
- Laertes
- 3789 Why, as a woodcock to my own springe, Osric;
- 3790 I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.
- Hamlet
- 3791 How does the Queen?
- King Claudius
- 3792 She swoons to see them bleed.
- Queen Gertrude
- 3793 No, no! the drink, the drink!—O my dear Hamlet!—
- 3794 The drink, the drink!—I am poison'd.
- [Dies.]
- Hamlet
- 3795 O villany!—Ho! let the door be lock'd:
- 3796 Treachery! seek it out.
- [Laertes falls.]
- Laertes
- 3797 It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art slain;
- 3798 No medicine in the world can do thee good;
- 3799 In thee there is not half an hour of life;
- 3800 The treacherous instrument is in thy hand,
- 3801 Unbated and envenom'd: the foul practice
- 3802 Hath turn'd itself on me; lo, here I lie,
- 3803 Never to rise again: thy mother's poison'd:
- 3804 I can no more:—the king, the king's to blame.
- Hamlet
- 3805 The point envenom'd too!—
- 3806 Then, venom, to thy work.
- [Stabs the King.]
- Osric and Lords
- 3807 Treason! treason!
- King Claudius
- 3808 O, yet defend me, friends! I am but hurt.
- Hamlet
- 3809 Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
- 3810 Drink off this potion.—Is thy union here?
- 3811 Follow my mother.
- [King dies.]
- Laertes
- 3812 He is justly serv'd;
- 3813 It is a poison temper'd by himself.—
- 3814 Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet:
- 3815 Mine and my father's death come not upon thee,
- 3816 Nor thine on me!
- [Dies.]
- Hamlet
- 3817 Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.—
- 3818 I am dead, Horatio.—Wretched queen, adieu!—
- 3819 You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
- 3820 That are but mutes or audience to this act,
- 3821 Had I but time,—as this fell sergeant, death,
- 3822 Is strict in his arrest,—O, I could tell you,—
- 3823 But let it be.—Horatio, I am dead;
- 3824 Thou liv'st; report me and my cause aright
- 3825 To the unsatisfied.
- Horatio
- 3826 Never believe it:
- 3827 I am more an antique Roman than a Dane.—
- 3828 Here's yet some liquor left.
- Hamlet
- 3829 As thou'rt a man,
- 3830 Give me the cup; let go; by heaven, I'll have't.—
- 3831 O good Horatio, what a wounded name,
- 3832 Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me!
- 3833 If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart,
- 3834 Absent thee from felicity awhile,
- 3835 And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
- 3836 To tell my story.—
- [March afar off, and shot within.]
- Hamlet
- 3837 What warlike noise is this?
- Osric
- 3838 Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
- 3839 To the ambassadors of England gives
- 3840 This warlike volley.
- Hamlet
- 3841 O, I die, Horatio;
- 3842 The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
- 3843 I cannot live to hear the news from England;
- 3844 But I do prophesy the election lights
- 3845 On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
- 3846 So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
- 3847 Which have solicited.—the rest is silence.
- [Dies.]
- Horatio
- 3848 Now cracks a noble heart.—Good night, sweet prince,
- 3849 And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
- 3850 Why does the drum come hither?
- [March within.]
- [Enter Fortinbras, the English Ambassadors, and others.]
- Fortinbras
- 3851 Where is this sight?
- Horatio
- 3852 What is it you will see?
- 3853 If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.
- Fortinbras
- 3854 This quarry cries on havoc.—O proud death,
- 3855 What feast is toward in thine eternal cell,
- 3856 That thou so many princes at a shot
- 3857 So bloodily hast struck?
- First Ambassador
- 3858 The sight is dismal;
- 3859 And our affairs from England come too late:
- 3860 The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
- 3861 To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd
- 3862 That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead:
- 3863 Where should we have our thanks?
- Horatio
- 3864 Not from his mouth,
- 3865 Had it the ability of life to thank you:
- 3866 He never gave commandment for their death.
- 3867 But since, so jump upon this bloody question,
- 3868 You from the Polack wars, and you from England,
- 3869 Are here arriv'd, give order that these bodies
- 3870 High on a stage be placed to the view;
- 3871 And let me speak to the yet unknowing world
- 3872 How these things came about: so shall you hear
- 3873 Of carnal, bloody and unnatural acts;
- 3874 Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters;
- 3875 Of deaths put on by cunning and forc'd cause;
- 3876 And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
- 3877 Fall'n on the inventors' heads: all this can I
- 3878 Truly deliver.
- Fortinbras
- 3879 Let us haste to hear it,
- 3880 And call the noblest to the audience.
- 3881 For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune:
- 3882 I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
- 3883 Which now, to claim my vantage doth invite me.
- Horatio
- 3884 Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
- 3885 And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more:
- 3886 But let this same be presently perform'd,
- 3887 Even while men's minds are wild: lest more mischance
- 3888 On plots and errors happen.
- Fortinbras
- 3889 Let four captains
- 3890 Bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage;
- 3891 For he was likely, had he been put on,
- 3892 To have prov'd most royally: and, for his passage,
- 3893 The soldiers' music and the rites of war
- 3894 Speak loudly for him.—
- 3895 Take up the bodies.—Such a sight as this
- 3896 Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
- 3897 Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
- [A dead march.]
- [Exeunt, bearing off the dead bodies; after the which a peal of ordnance is shot off.]