Act 4, Scene 7
Another room in the Castle.
- [Enter King and Laertes.]
- King Claudius
- 2994 Now must your conscience my acquittance seal,
- 2995 And you must put me in your heart for friend,
- 2996 Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
- 2997 That he which hath your noble father slain
- 2998 Pursu'd my life.
- Laertes
- 2999 It well appears:—but tell me
- 3000 Why you proceeded not against these feats,
- 3001 So crimeful and so capital in nature,
- 3002 As by your safety, wisdom, all things else,
- 3003 You mainly were stirr'd up.
- King Claudius
- 3004 O, for two special reasons;
- 3005 Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd,
- 3006 But yet to me they are strong. The queen his mother
- 3007 Lives almost by his looks; and for myself,—
- 3008 My virtue or my plague, be it either which,—
- 3009 She's so conjunctive to my life and soul,
- 3010 That, as the star moves not but in his sphere,
- 3011 I could not but by her. The other motive,
- 3012 Why to a public count I might not go,
- 3013 Is the great love the general gender bear him;
- 3014 Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
- 3015 Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
- 3016 Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows,
- 3017 Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind,
- 3018 Would have reverted to my bow again,
- 3019 And not where I had aim'd them.
- Laertes
- 3020 And so have I a noble father lost;
- 3021 A sister driven into desperate terms,—
- 3022 Whose worth, if praises may go back again,
- 3023 Stood challenger on mount of all the age
- 3024 For her perfections:—but my revenge will come.
- King Claudius
- 3025 Break not your sleeps for that:—you must not think
- 3026 That we are made of stuff so flat and dull
- 3027 That we can let our beard be shook with danger,
- 3028 And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more:
- 3029 I lov'd your father, and we love ourself;
- 3030 And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine,—
- [Enter a Messenger.]
- King Claudius
- 3031 How now! What news?
- Messenger
- 3032 Letters, my lord, from Hamlet:
- 3033 This to your majesty; this to the queen.
- King Claudius
- 3034 From Hamlet! Who brought them?
- Messenger
- 3035 Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not:
- 3036 They were given me by Claudio:—he receiv'd them
- 3037 Of him that brought them.
- King Claudius
- 3038 Laertes, you shall hear them.
- 3039 Leave us.
- [Exit Messenger.]
- [Reads]
- King Claudius
- 3040 'High and mighty,—You shall know I am set naked on your
- 3041 kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see your kingly eyes:
- 3042 when I shall, first asking your pardon thereunto, recount the
- 3043 occasions of my sudden and more strange return. HAMLET.'
- King Claudius
- 3044 What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
- 3045 Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?
- Laertes
- 3046 Know you the hand?
- King Claudius
- 3047 'Tis Hamlet's character:—'Naked!'—
- 3048 And in a postscript here, he says 'alone.'
- 3049 Can you advise me?
- Laertes
- 3050 I am lost in it, my lord. But let him come;
- 3051 It warms the very sickness in my heart
- 3052 That I shall live and tell him to his teeth,
- 3053 'Thus didest thou.'
- King Claudius
- 3054 If it be so, Laertes,—
- 3055 As how should it be so? how otherwise?—
- 3056 Will you be rul'd by me?
- Laertes
- 3057 Ay, my lord;
- 3058 So you will not o'errule me to a peace.
- King Claudius
- 3059 To thine own peace. If he be now return'd—
- 3060 As checking at his voyage, and that he means
- 3061 No more to undertake it,—I will work him
- 3062 To exploit, now ripe in my device,
- 3063 Under the which he shall not choose but fall:
- 3064 And for his death no wind shall breathe;
- 3065 But even his mother shall uncharge the practice
- 3066 And call it accident.
- Laertes
- 3067 My lord, I will be rul'd;
- 3068 The rather if you could devise it so
- 3069 That I might be the organ.
- King Claudius
- 3070 It falls right.
- 3071 You have been talk'd of since your travel much,
- 3072 And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality
- 3073 Wherein they say you shine: your sum of parts
- 3074 Did not together pluck such envy from him
- 3075 As did that one; and that, in my regard,
- 3076 Of the unworthiest siege.
- Laertes
- 3077 What part is that, my lord?
- King Claudius
- 3078 A very riband in the cap of youth,
- 3079 Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes
- 3080 The light and careless livery that it wears
- 3081 Than settled age his sables and his weeds,
- 3082 Importing health and graveness.—Two months since,
- 3083 Here was a gentleman of Normandy,—
- 3084 I've seen myself, and serv'd against, the French,
- 3085 And they can well on horseback: but this gallant
- 3086 Had witchcraft in't: he grew unto his seat;
- 3087 And to such wondrous doing brought his horse,
- 3088 As had he been incorps'd and demi-natur'd
- 3089 With the brave beast: so far he topp'd my thought
- 3090 That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks,
- 3091 Come short of what he did.
- Laertes
- 3092 A Norman was't?
- King Claudius
- 3093 A Norman.
- Laertes
- 3094 Upon my life, Lamond.
- King Claudius
- 3095 The very same.
- Laertes
- 3096 I know him well: he is the brooch indeed
- 3097 And gem of all the nation.
- King Claudius
- 3098 He made confession of you;
- 3099 And gave you such a masterly report
- 3100 For art and exercise in your defence,
- 3101 And for your rapier most especially,
- 3102 That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed
- 3103 If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation
- 3104 He swore, had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
- 3105 If you oppos'd them. Sir, this report of his
- 3106 Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy
- 3107 That he could nothing do but wish and beg
- 3108 Your sudden coming o'er, to play with him.
- 3109 Now, out of this,—
- Laertes
- 3110 What out of this, my lord?
- King Claudius
- 3111 Laertes, was your father dear to you?
- 3112 Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
- 3113 A face without a heart?
- Laertes
- 3114 Why ask you this?
- King Claudius
- 3115 Not that I think you did not love your father;
- 3116 But that I know love is begun by time,
- 3117 And that I see, in passages of proof,
- 3118 Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
- 3119 There lives within the very flame of love
- 3120 A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it;
- 3121 And nothing is at a like goodness still;
- 3122 For goodness, growing to a plurisy,
- 3123 Dies in his own too much: that we would do,
- 3124 We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes,
- 3125 And hath abatements and delays as many
- 3126 As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents;
- 3127 And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh,
- 3128 That hurts by easing. But to the quick o' the ulcer:—
- 3129 Hamlet comes back: what would you undertake
- 3130 To show yourself your father's son in deed
- 3131 More than in words?
- Laertes
- 3132 To cut his throat i' the church.
- King Claudius
- 3133 No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize;
- 3134 Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
- 3135 Will you do this, keep close within your chamber.
- 3136 Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home:
- 3137 We'll put on those shall praise your excellence
- 3138 And set a double varnish on the fame
- 3139 The Frenchman gave you; bring you in fine together
- 3140 And wager on your heads: he, being remiss,
- 3141 Most generous, and free from all contriving,
- 3142 Will not peruse the foils; so that with ease,
- 3143 Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
- 3144 A sword unbated, and, in a pass of practice,
- 3145 Requite him for your father.
- Laertes
- 3146 I will do't:
- 3147 And for that purpose I'll anoint my sword.
- 3148 I bought an unction of a mountebank,
- 3149 So mortal that, but dip a knife in it,
- 3150 Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare,
- 3151 Collected from all simples that have virtue
- 3152 Under the moon, can save the thing from death
- 3153 This is but scratch'd withal: I'll touch my point
- 3154 With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly,
- 3155 It may be death.
- King Claudius
- 3156 Let's further think of this;
- 3157 Weigh what convenience both of time and means
- 3158 May fit us to our shape: if this should fail,
- 3159 And that our drift look through our bad performance.
- 3160 'Twere better not assay'd: therefore this project
- 3161 Should have a back or second, that might hold
- 3162 If this did blast in proof. Soft! let me see:—
- 3163 We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings,—
- 3164 I ha't:
- 3165 When in your motion you are hot and dry,—
- 3166 As make your bouts more violent to that end,—
- 3167 And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepar'd him
- 3168 A chalice for the nonce; whereon but sipping,
- 3169 If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck,
- 3170 Our purpose may hold there.
- [Enter Queen.]
- King Claudius
- 3171 How now, sweet queen!
- Queen Gertrude
- 3172 One woe doth tread upon another's heel,
- 3173 So fast they follow:—your sister's drown'd, Laertes.
- Laertes
- 3174 Drown'd! O, where?
- Queen Gertrude
- 3175 There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
- 3176 That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
- 3177 There with fantastic garlands did she come
- 3178 Of crowflowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples,
- 3179 That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
- 3180 But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them.
- 3181 There, on the pendant boughs her coronet weeds
- 3182 Clamb'ring to hang, an envious sliver broke;
- 3183 When down her weedy trophies and herself
- 3184 Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
- 3185 And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up;
- 3186 Which time she chaunted snatches of old tunes;
- 3187 As one incapable of her own distress,
- 3188 Or like a creature native and indu'd
- 3189 Unto that element: but long it could not be
- 3190 Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
- 3191 Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
- 3192 To muddy death.
- Laertes
- 3193 Alas, then she is drown'd?
- Queen Gertrude
- 3194 Drown'd, drown'd.
- Laertes
- 3195 Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
- 3196 And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet
- 3197 It is our trick; nature her custom holds,
- 3198 Let shame say what it will: when these are gone,
- 3199 The woman will be out.—Adieu, my lord:
- 3200 I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze,
- 3201 But that this folly douts it.
- [Exit.]
- King Claudius
- 3202 Let's follow, Gertrude;
- 3203 How much I had to do to calm his rage!
- 3204 Now fear I this will give it start again;
- 3205 Therefore let's follow.
- [Exeunt.]