Act 4, Scene 7

Another room in the Castle.

  1. [Enter King and Laertes.]
  2. King Claudius
  3. 2994 Now must your conscience my acquittance seal,
  4. 2995 And you must put me in your heart for friend,
  5. 2996 Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
  6. 2997 That he which hath your noble father slain
  7. 2998 Pursu'd my life.
  8. Laertes
  9. 2999 It well appears:—but tell me
  10. 3000 Why you proceeded not against these feats,
  11. 3001 So crimeful and so capital in nature,
  12. 3002 As by your safety, wisdom, all things else,
  13. 3003 You mainly were stirr'd up.
  14. King Claudius
  15. 3004 O, for two special reasons;
  16. 3005 Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd,
  17. 3006 But yet to me they are strong. The queen his mother
  18. 3007 Lives almost by his looks; and for myself,—
  19. 3008 My virtue or my plague, be it either which,—
  20. 3009 She's so conjunctive to my life and soul,
  21. 3010 That, as the star moves not but in his sphere,
  22. 3011 I could not but by her. The other motive,
  23. 3012 Why to a public count I might not go,
  24. 3013 Is the great love the general gender bear him;
  25. 3014 Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
  26. 3015 Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
  27. 3016 Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows,
  28. 3017 Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind,
  29. 3018 Would have reverted to my bow again,
  30. 3019 And not where I had aim'd them.
  31. Laertes
  32. 3020 And so have I a noble father lost;
  33. 3021 A sister driven into desperate terms,—
  34. 3022 Whose worth, if praises may go back again,
  35. 3023 Stood challenger on mount of all the age
  36. 3024 For her perfections:—but my revenge will come.
  37. King Claudius
  38. 3025 Break not your sleeps for that:—you must not think
  39. 3026 That we are made of stuff so flat and dull
  40. 3027 That we can let our beard be shook with danger,
  41. 3028 And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more:
  42. 3029 I lov'd your father, and we love ourself;
  43. 3030 And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine,—
  44. [Enter a Messenger.]
  45. King Claudius
  46. 3031 How now! What news?
  47. Messenger
  48. 3032 Letters, my lord, from Hamlet:
  49. 3033 This to your majesty; this to the queen.
  50. King Claudius
  51. 3034 From Hamlet! Who brought them?
  52. Messenger
  53. 3035 Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not:
  54. 3036 They were given me by Claudio:—he receiv'd them
  55. 3037 Of him that brought them.
  56. King Claudius
  57. 3038 Laertes, you shall hear them.
  58. 3039 Leave us.
  59. [Exit Messenger.]
  60. [Reads]
  61. King Claudius
  62. 3040 'High and mighty,—You shall know I am set naked on your
  63. 3041 kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see your kingly eyes:
  64. 3042 when I shall, first asking your pardon thereunto, recount the
  65. 3043 occasions of my sudden and more strange return. HAMLET.'
  66. King Claudius
  67. 3044 What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
  68. 3045 Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?
  69. Laertes
  70. 3046 Know you the hand?
  71. King Claudius
  72. 3047 'Tis Hamlet's character:—'Naked!'—
  73. 3048 And in a postscript here, he says 'alone.'
  74. 3049 Can you advise me?
  75. Laertes
  76. 3050 I am lost in it, my lord. But let him come;
  77. 3051 It warms the very sickness in my heart
  78. 3052 That I shall live and tell him to his teeth,
  79. 3053 'Thus didest thou.'
  80. King Claudius
  81. 3054 If it be so, Laertes,—
  82. 3055 As how should it be so? how otherwise?—
  83. 3056 Will you be rul'd by me?
  84. Laertes
  85. 3057 Ay, my lord;
  86. 3058 So you will not o'errule me to a peace.
  87. King Claudius
  88. 3059 To thine own peace. If he be now return'd—
  89. 3060 As checking at his voyage, and that he means
  90. 3061 No more to undertake it,—I will work him
  91. 3062 To exploit, now ripe in my device,
  92. 3063 Under the which he shall not choose but fall:
  93. 3064 And for his death no wind shall breathe;
  94. 3065 But even his mother shall uncharge the practice
  95. 3066 And call it accident.
  96. Laertes
  97. 3067 My lord, I will be rul'd;
  98. 3068 The rather if you could devise it so
  99. 3069 That I might be the organ.
  100. King Claudius
  101. 3070 It falls right.
  102. 3071 You have been talk'd of since your travel much,
  103. 3072 And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality
  104. 3073 Wherein they say you shine: your sum of parts
  105. 3074 Did not together pluck such envy from him
  106. 3075 As did that one; and that, in my regard,
  107. 3076 Of the unworthiest siege.
  108. Laertes
  109. 3077 What part is that, my lord?
  110. King Claudius
  111. 3078 A very riband in the cap of youth,
  112. 3079 Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes
  113. 3080 The light and careless livery that it wears
  114. 3081 Than settled age his sables and his weeds,
  115. 3082 Importing health and graveness.—Two months since,
  116. 3083 Here was a gentleman of Normandy,—
  117. 3084 I've seen myself, and serv'd against, the French,
  118. 3085 And they can well on horseback: but this gallant
  119. 3086 Had witchcraft in't: he grew unto his seat;
  120. 3087 And to such wondrous doing brought his horse,
  121. 3088 As had he been incorps'd and demi-natur'd
  122. 3089 With the brave beast: so far he topp'd my thought
  123. 3090 That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks,
  124. 3091 Come short of what he did.
  125. Laertes
  126. 3092 A Norman was't?
  127. King Claudius
  128. 3093 A Norman.
  129. Laertes
  130. 3094 Upon my life, Lamond.
  131. King Claudius
  132. 3095 The very same.
  133. Laertes
  134. 3096 I know him well: he is the brooch indeed
  135. 3097 And gem of all the nation.
  136. King Claudius
  137. 3098 He made confession of you;
  138. 3099 And gave you such a masterly report
  139. 3100 For art and exercise in your defence,
  140. 3101 And for your rapier most especially,
  141. 3102 That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed
  142. 3103 If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation
  143. 3104 He swore, had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
  144. 3105 If you oppos'd them. Sir, this report of his
  145. 3106 Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy
  146. 3107 That he could nothing do but wish and beg
  147. 3108 Your sudden coming o'er, to play with him.
  148. 3109 Now, out of this,—
  149. Laertes
  150. 3110 What out of this, my lord?
  151. King Claudius
  152. 3111 Laertes, was your father dear to you?
  153. 3112 Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
  154. 3113 A face without a heart?
  155. Laertes
  156. 3114 Why ask you this?
  157. King Claudius
  158. 3115 Not that I think you did not love your father;
  159. 3116 But that I know love is begun by time,
  160. 3117 And that I see, in passages of proof,
  161. 3118 Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
  162. 3119 There lives within the very flame of love
  163. 3120 A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it;
  164. 3121 And nothing is at a like goodness still;
  165. 3122 For goodness, growing to a plurisy,
  166. 3123 Dies in his own too much: that we would do,
  167. 3124 We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes,
  168. 3125 And hath abatements and delays as many
  169. 3126 As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents;
  170. 3127 And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh,
  171. 3128 That hurts by easing. But to the quick o' the ulcer:—
  172. 3129 Hamlet comes back: what would you undertake
  173. 3130 To show yourself your father's son in deed
  174. 3131 More than in words?
  175. Laertes
  176. 3132 To cut his throat i' the church.
  177. King Claudius
  178. 3133 No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize;
  179. 3134 Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
  180. 3135 Will you do this, keep close within your chamber.
  181. 3136 Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home:
  182. 3137 We'll put on those shall praise your excellence
  183. 3138 And set a double varnish on the fame
  184. 3139 The Frenchman gave you; bring you in fine together
  185. 3140 And wager on your heads: he, being remiss,
  186. 3141 Most generous, and free from all contriving,
  187. 3142 Will not peruse the foils; so that with ease,
  188. 3143 Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
  189. 3144 A sword unbated, and, in a pass of practice,
  190. 3145 Requite him for your father.
  191. Laertes
  192. 3146 I will do't:
  193. 3147 And for that purpose I'll anoint my sword.
  194. 3148 I bought an unction of a mountebank,
  195. 3149 So mortal that, but dip a knife in it,
  196. 3150 Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare,
  197. 3151 Collected from all simples that have virtue
  198. 3152 Under the moon, can save the thing from death
  199. 3153 This is but scratch'd withal: I'll touch my point
  200. 3154 With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly,
  201. 3155 It may be death.
  202. King Claudius
  203. 3156 Let's further think of this;
  204. 3157 Weigh what convenience both of time and means
  205. 3158 May fit us to our shape: if this should fail,
  206. 3159 And that our drift look through our bad performance.
  207. 3160 'Twere better not assay'd: therefore this project
  208. 3161 Should have a back or second, that might hold
  209. 3162 If this did blast in proof. Soft! let me see:—
  210. 3163 We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings,—
  211. 3164 I ha't:
  212. 3165 When in your motion you are hot and dry,—
  213. 3166 As make your bouts more violent to that end,—
  214. 3167 And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepar'd him
  215. 3168 A chalice for the nonce; whereon but sipping,
  216. 3169 If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck,
  217. 3170 Our purpose may hold there.
  218. [Enter Queen.]
  219. King Claudius
  220. 3171 How now, sweet queen!
  221. Queen Gertrude
  222. 3172 One woe doth tread upon another's heel,
  223. 3173 So fast they follow:—your sister's drown'd, Laertes.
  224. Laertes
  225. 3174 Drown'd! O, where?
  226. Queen Gertrude
  227. 3175 There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
  228. 3176 That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
  229. 3177 There with fantastic garlands did she come
  230. 3178 Of crowflowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples,
  231. 3179 That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
  232. 3180 But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them.
  233. 3181 There, on the pendant boughs her coronet weeds
  234. 3182 Clamb'ring to hang, an envious sliver broke;
  235. 3183 When down her weedy trophies and herself
  236. 3184 Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
  237. 3185 And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up;
  238. 3186 Which time she chaunted snatches of old tunes;
  239. 3187 As one incapable of her own distress,
  240. 3188 Or like a creature native and indu'd
  241. 3189 Unto that element: but long it could not be
  242. 3190 Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
  243. 3191 Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
  244. 3192 To muddy death.
  245. Laertes
  246. 3193 Alas, then she is drown'd?
  247. Queen Gertrude
  248. 3194 Drown'd, drown'd.
  249. Laertes
  250. 3195 Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
  251. 3196 And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet
  252. 3197 It is our trick; nature her custom holds,
  253. 3198 Let shame say what it will: when these are gone,
  254. 3199 The woman will be out.—Adieu, my lord:
  255. 3200 I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze,
  256. 3201 But that this folly douts it.
  257. [Exit.]
  258. King Claudius
  259. 3202 Let's follow, Gertrude;
  260. 3203 How much I had to do to calm his rage!
  261. 3204 Now fear I this will give it start again;
  262. 3205 Therefore let's follow.
  263. [Exeunt.]