Act 3, Scene 2
A hall in the Castle.
- [Enter Hamlet and cartain Players.]
- Hamlet
- 1825 Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you,
- 1826 trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it, as many of your
- 1827 players do, I had as lief the town crier spoke my lines. Nor do
- 1828 not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all
- 1829 gently: for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say,
- 1830 whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a
- 1831 temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the
- 1832 soul, to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to
- 1833 tatters, to very rags, to split the cars of the groundlings, who,
- 1834 for the most part, are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb
- 1835 shows and noise: I would have such a fellow whipped for o'erdoing
- 1836 Termagant; it out-herods Herod: pray you avoid it.
- First Player
- 1837 I warrant your honour.
- Hamlet
- 1838 Be not too tame neither; but let your own discretion be your
- 1839 tutor: suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with
- 1840 this special observance, that you o'erstep not the modesty of
- 1841 nature: for anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing,
- 1842 whose end, both at the first and now, was and is, to hold, as
- 1843 'twere, the mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own image,
- 1844 scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his
- 1845 form and pressure. Now, this overdone, or come tardy off, though
- 1846 it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious
- 1847 grieve; the censure of the which one must in your allowance,
- 1848 o'erweigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be players that I
- 1849 have seen play,—and heard others praise, and that highly,—not
- 1850 to speak it profanely, that, neither having the accent of
- 1851 Christians, nor the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so
- 1852 strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's
- 1853 journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated
- 1854 humanity so abominably.
- First Player
- 1855 I hope we have reform'd that indifferently with us, sir.
- Hamlet
- 1856 O, reform it altogether. And let those that play your clowns
- 1857 speak no more than is set down for them: for there be of them
- 1858 that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren
- 1859 spectators to laugh too, though in the meantime some necessary
- 1860 question of the play be then to be considered: that's villanous
- 1861 and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go
- 1862 make you ready.
- [Exeunt Players.]
- [Enter Polonius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern.]
- Hamlet
- 1863 How now, my lord! will the king hear this piece of work?
- Polonius
- 1864 And the queen too, and that presently.
- Hamlet
- 1865 Bid the players make haste.
- [Exit Polonius.]
- Hamlet
- 1866 Will you two help to hasten them?
- Ros. and Guil
- 1867 We will, my lord.
- [Exeunt Ros. and Guil.]
- Hamlet
- 1868 What, ho, Horatio!
- [Enter Horatio.]
- Horatio
- 1869 Here, sweet lord, at your service.
- Hamlet
- 1870 Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man
- 1871 As e'er my conversation cop'd withal.
- Horatio
- 1872 O, my dear lord,—
- Hamlet
- 1873 Nay, do not think I flatter;
- 1874 For what advancement may I hope from thee,
- 1875 That no revenue hast, but thy good spirits,
- 1876 To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd?
- 1877 No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp;
- 1878 And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
- 1879 Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
- 1880 Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice,
- 1881 And could of men distinguish, her election
- 1882 Hath seal'd thee for herself: for thou hast been
- 1883 As one, in suffering all, that suffers nothing;
- 1884 A man that Fortune's buffets and rewards
- 1885 Hast ta'en with equal thanks: and bles'd are those
- 1886 Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled
- 1887 That they are not a pipe for Fortune's finger
- 1888 To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
- 1889 That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him
- 1890 In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
- 1891 As I do thee.—Something too much of this.—
- 1892 There is a play to-night before the king;
- 1893 One scene of it comes near the circumstance,
- 1894 Which I have told thee, of my father's death:
- 1895 I pr'ythee, when thou see'st that act a-foot,
- 1896 Even with the very comment of thy soul
- 1897 Observe mine uncle: if his occulted guilt
- 1898 Do not itself unkennel in one speech,
- 1899 It is a damned ghost that we have seen;
- 1900 And my imaginations are as foul
- 1901 As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note;
- 1902 For I mine eyes will rivet to his face;
- 1903 And, after, we will both our judgments join
- 1904 In censure of his seeming.
- Horatio
- 1905 Well, my lord:
- 1906 If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing,
- 1907 And scape detecting, I will pay the theft.
- Hamlet
- 1908 They are coming to the play. I must be idle:
- 1909 Get you a place.
- [Danish march. A flourish. Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and others.]
- King Claudius
- 1910 How fares our cousin Hamlet?
- Hamlet
- 1911 Excellent, i' faith; of the chameleon's dish: I eat the air,
- 1912 promise-crammed: you cannot feed capons so.
- King Claudius
- 1913 I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet; these words are not
- 1914 mine.
- Hamlet
- 1915 No, nor mine now. My lord, you play'd once i' the university, you
- 1916 say?
- [To Polonius.]
- Polonius
- 1917 That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor.
- Hamlet
- 1918 What did you enact?
- Polonius
- 1919 I did enact Julius Caesar; I was kill'd i' the Capitol; Brutus
- 1920 killed me.
- Hamlet
- 1921 It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.—Be
- 1922 the players ready?
- Rosencrantz
- 1923 Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience.
- Queen Gertrude
- 1924 Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
- Hamlet
- 1925 No, good mother, here's metal more attractive.
- Polonius
- 1926 O, ho! do you mark that?
- [To the King.]
- Hamlet
- 1927 Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
- [Lying down at Ophelia's feet.]
- Ophelia
- 1928 No, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 1929 I mean, my head upon your lap?
- Ophelia
- 1930 Ay, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 1931 Do you think I meant country matters?
- Ophelia
- 1932 I think nothing, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 1933 That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
- Ophelia
- 1934 What is, my lord?
- Hamlet
- 1935 Nothing.
- Ophelia
- 1936 You are merry, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 1937 Who, I?
- Ophelia
- 1938 Ay, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 1939 O, your only jig-maker! What should a man do but be merry?
- 1940 for look you how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died
- 1941 within 's two hours.
- Ophelia
- 1942 Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 1943 So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for I'll have a
- 1944 suit of sables. O heavens! die two months ago, and not forgotten
- 1945 yet? Then there's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life
- 1946 half a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches then; or else
- 1947 shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse, whose
- 1948 epitaph is 'For, O, for, O, the hobby-horse is forgot!'
- [Trumpets sound. The dumb show enters.]
- [Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing him and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, pours poison in the king's ears, and exit. The Queen returns, finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The Poisoner with some three or four Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts; she seems loth and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts his love.]
- [Exeunt.]
- Ophelia
- 1949 What means this, my lord?
- Hamlet
- 1950 Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.
- Ophelia
- 1951 Belike this show imports the argument of the play.
- [Enter Prologue.]
- Hamlet
- 1952 We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot keep counsel;
- 1953 they'll tell all.
- Ophelia
- 1954 Will he tell us what this show meant?
- Hamlet
- 1955 Ay, or any show that you'll show him: be not you ashamed to
- 1956 show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means.
- Ophelia
- 1957 You are naught, you are naught: I'll mark the play.
- Prologue
- 1958 For us, and for our tragedy,
- 1959 Here stooping to your clemency,
- 1960 We beg your hearing patiently.
- Hamlet
- 1961 Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?
- Ophelia
- 1962 'Tis brief, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 1963 As woman's love.
- [Enter a King and a Queen.]
- Player King
- 1964 Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round
- 1965 Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground,
- 1966 And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen
- 1967 About the world have times twelve thirties been,
- 1968 Since love our hearts, and Hymen did our hands,
- 1969 Unite commutual in most sacred bands.
- Player Queen
- 1970 So many journeys may the sun and moon
- 1971 Make us again count o'er ere love be done!
- 1972 But, woe is me, you are so sick of late,
- 1973 So far from cheer and from your former state.
- 1974 That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
- 1975 Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must:
- 1976 For women's fear and love holds quantity;
- 1977 In neither aught, or in extremity.
- 1978 Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know;
- 1979 And as my love is siz'd, my fear is so:
- 1980 Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
- 1981 Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.
- Player King
- 1982 Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;
- 1983 My operant powers their functions leave to do:
- 1984 And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
- 1985 Honour'd, belov'd, and haply one as kind
- 1986 For husband shalt thou,—
- Player Queen
- 1987 O, confound the rest!
- 1988 Such love must needs be treason in my breast:
- 1989 In second husband let me be accurst!
- 1990 None wed the second but who kill'd the first.
- [Aside.]
- Hamlet
- 1991 Wormwood, wormwood!
- Player Queen
- 1992 The instances that second marriage move
- 1993 Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.
- 1994 A second time I kill my husband dead
- 1995 When second husband kisses me in bed.
- Player King
- 1996 I do believe you think what now you speak;
- 1997 But what we do determine oft we break.
- 1998 Purpose is but the slave to memory;
- 1999 Of violent birth, but poor validity:
- 2000 Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree;
- 2001 But fall unshaken when they mellow be.
- 2002 Most necessary 'tis that we forget
- 2003 To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt:
- 2004 What to ourselves in passion we propose,
- 2005 The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
- 2006 The violence of either grief or joy
- 2007 Their own enactures with themselves destroy:
- 2008 Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
- 2009 Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
- 2010 This world is not for aye; nor 'tis not strange
- 2011 That even our loves should with our fortunes change;
- 2012 For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,
- 2013 Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.
- 2014 The great man down, you mark his favourite flies,
- 2015 The poor advanc'd makes friends of enemies;
- 2016 And hitherto doth love on fortune tend:
- 2017 For who not needs shall never lack a friend;
- 2018 And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
- 2019 Directly seasons him his enemy.
- 2020 But, orderly to end where I begun,—
- 2021 Our wills and fates do so contrary run
- 2022 That our devices still are overthrown;
- 2023 Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own:
- 2024 So think thou wilt no second husband wed;
- 2025 But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.
- Player Queen
- 2026 Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light!
- 2027 Sport and repose lock from me day and night!
- 2028 To desperation turn my trust and hope!
- 2029 An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope!
- 2030 Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
- 2031 Meet what I would have well, and it destroy!
- 2032 Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
- 2033 If, once a widow, ever I be wife!
- Hamlet
- 2034 If she should break it now!
- [To Ophelia.]
- Player King
- 2035 'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile;
- 2036 My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
- 2037 The tedious day with sleep.
- [Sleeps.]
- Player Queen
- 2038 Sleep rock thy brain,
- 2039 And never come mischance between us twain!
- [Exit.]
- Hamlet
- 2040 Madam, how like you this play?
- Queen Gertrude
- 2041 The lady protests too much, methinks.
- Hamlet
- 2042 O, but she'll keep her word.
- King Claudius
- 2043 Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in't?
- Hamlet
- 2044 No, no! They do but jest, poison in jest; no offence i' the
- 2045 world.
- King Claudius
- 2046 What do you call the play?
- Hamlet
- 2047 The Mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play is the
- 2048 image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is the duke's name;
- 2049 his wife, Baptista: you shall see anon; 'tis a knavish piece of
- 2050 work: but what o' that? your majesty, and we that have free
- 2051 souls, it touches us not: let the gall'd jade wince; our withers
- 2052 are unwrung.
- [Enter Lucianus.]
- Hamlet
- 2053 This is one Lucianus, nephew to the King.
- Ophelia
- 2054 You are a good chorus, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 2055 I could interpret between you and your love, if I could see
- 2056 the puppets dallying.
- Ophelia
- 2057 You are keen, my lord, you are keen.
- Hamlet
- 2058 It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
- Ophelia
- 2059 Still better, and worse.
- Hamlet
- 2060 So you must take your husbands.—Begin, murderer; pox, leave
- 2061 thy damnable faces, and begin. Come:—'The croaking raven doth
- 2062 bellow for revenge.'
- Lucianus
- 2063 Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;
- 2064 Confederate season, else no creature seeing;
- 2065 Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
- 2066 With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
- 2067 Thy natural magic and dire property
- 2068 On wholesome life usurp immediately.
- [Pours the poison into the sleeper's ears.]
- Hamlet
- 2069 He poisons him i' the garden for's estate. His name's Gonzago:
- 2070 The story is extant, and written in very choice Italian; you
- 2071 shall see anon how the murderer gets the love of Gonzago's wife.
- Ophelia
- 2072 The King rises.
- Hamlet
- 2073 What, frighted with false fire!
- Queen Gertrude
- 2074 How fares my lord?
- Polonius
- 2075 Give o'er the play.
- King Claudius
- 2076 Give me some light:—away!
- All
- 2077 Lights, lights, lights!
- [Exeunt all but Hamlet and Horatio.]
- Hamlet
- 2078 Why, let the strucken deer go weep,
- 2079 The hart ungalled play;
- 2080 For some must watch, while some must sleep:
- 2081 So runs the world away.—
- 2082 Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers—if the rest of my
- 2083 fortunes turn Turk with me,—with two Provincial roses on my
- 2084 razed shoes, get me a fellowship in a cry of players, sir?
- Horatio
- 2085 Half a share.
- Hamlet
- 2086 A whole one, I.
- 2087 For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
- 2088 This realm dismantled was
- 2089 Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
- 2090 A very, very—pajock.
- Horatio
- 2091 You might have rhymed.
- Hamlet
- 2092 O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand
- 2093 pound! Didst perceive?
- Horatio
- 2094 Very well, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 2095 Upon the talk of the poisoning?—
- Horatio
- 2096 I did very well note him.
- Hamlet
- 2097 Ah, ha!—Come, some music! Come, the recorders!—
- 2098 For if the king like not the comedy,
- 2099 Why then, belike he likes it not, perdy.
- 2100 Come, some music!
- [Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.]
- Guildenstern
- 2101 Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.
- Hamlet
- 2102 Sir, a whole history.
- Guildenstern
- 2103 The king, sir—
- Hamlet
- 2104 Ay, sir, what of him?
- Guildenstern
- 2105 Is, in his retirement, marvellous distempered.
- Hamlet
- 2106 With drink, sir?
- Guildenstern
- 2107 No, my lord; rather with choler.
- Hamlet
- 2108 Your wisdom should show itself more richer to signify this to
- 2109 the doctor; for me to put him to his purgation would perhaps
- 2110 plunge him into far more choler.
- Guildenstern
- 2111 Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame, and start
- 2112 not so wildly from my affair.
- Hamlet
- 2113 I am tame, sir:—pronounce.
- Guildenstern
- 2114 The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of spirit,
- 2115 hath sent me to you.
- Hamlet
- 2116 You are welcome.
- Guildenstern
- 2117 Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right breed.
- 2118 If it shall please you to make me a wholesome answer, I will do
- 2119 your mother's commandment: if not, your pardon and my return
- 2120 shall be the end of my business.
- Hamlet
- 2121 Sir, I cannot.
- Guildenstern
- 2122 What, my lord?
- Hamlet
- 2123 Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased: but, sir, such
- 2124 answer as I can make, you shall command; or rather, as you say,
- 2125 my mother: therefore no more, but to the matter: my mother, you
- 2126 say,—
- Rosencrantz
- 2127 Then thus she says: your behaviour hath struck her into
- 2128 amazement and admiration.
- Hamlet
- 2129 O wonderful son, that can so stonish a mother!—But is there no
- 2130 sequel at the heels of this mother's admiration?
- Rosencrantz
- 2131 She desires to speak with you in her closet ere you go to bed.
- Hamlet
- 2132 We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have you any
- 2133 further trade with us?
- Rosencrantz
- 2134 My lord, you once did love me.
- Hamlet
- 2135 And so I do still, by these pickers and stealers.
- Rosencrantz
- 2136 Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you do, surely,
- 2137 bar the door upon your own liberty if you deny your griefs to
- 2138 your friend.
- Hamlet
- 2139 Sir, I lack advancement.
- Rosencrantz
- 2140 How can that be, when you have the voice of the king himself
- 2141 for your succession in Denmark?
- Hamlet
- 2142 Ay, sir, but 'While the grass grows'—the proverb is something
- 2143 musty.
- [Re-enter the Players, with recorders.]
- Hamlet
- 2144 O, the recorders:—let me see one.—To withdraw with you:—why do
- 2145 you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me
- 2146 into a toil?
- Guildenstern
- 2147 O my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly.
- Hamlet
- 2148 I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe?
- Guildenstern
- 2149 My lord, I cannot.
- Hamlet
- 2150 I pray you.
- Guildenstern
- 2151 Believe me, I cannot.
- Hamlet
- 2152 I do beseech you.
- Guildenstern
- 2153 I know, no touch of it, my lord.
- Hamlet
- 2154 'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with your
- 2155 finger and thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will
- 2156 discourse most eloquent music. Look you, these are the stops.
- Guildenstern
- 2157 But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony; I
- 2158 have not the skill.
- Hamlet
- 2159 Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me! You
- 2160 would play upon me; you would seem to know my stops; you would
- 2161 pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would sound me from my
- 2162 lowest note to the top of my compass; and there is much music,
- 2163 excellent voice, in this little organ, yet cannot you make it
- 2164 speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am easier to be played on than a
- 2165 pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me,
- 2166 you cannot play upon me.
- [Enter Polonius.]
- Hamlet
- 2167 God bless you, sir!
- Polonius
- 2168 My lord, the queen would speak with you, and presently.
- Hamlet
- 2169 Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
- Polonius
- 2170 By the mass, and 'tis like a camel indeed.
- Hamlet
- 2171 Methinks it is like a weasel.
- Polonius
- 2172 It is backed like a weasel.
- Hamlet
- 2173 Or like a whale.
- Polonius
- 2174 Very like a whale.
- Hamlet
- 2175 Then will I come to my mother by and by.—They fool me to the
- 2176 top of my bent.—I will come by and by.
- Polonius
- 2177 I will say so.
- [Exit.]
- Hamlet
- 2178 By-and-by is easily said.
- [Exit Polonius.]
- Hamlet
- 2179 —Leave me, friends.
- [Exeunt Ros, Guil., Hor., and Players.]
- Hamlet
- 2180 'Tis now the very witching time of night,
- 2181 When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out
- 2182 Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
- 2183 And do such bitter business as the day
- 2184 Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.—
- 2185 O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever
- 2186 The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:
- 2187 Let me be cruel, not unnatural;
- 2188 I will speak daggers to her, but use none;
- 2189 My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites,—
- 2190 How in my words somever she be shent,
- 2191 To give them seals never, my soul, consent!
- [Exit.]