Act 2, Scene 1
A room in Polonius's house.
- [Enter Polonius and Reynaldo.]
- Polonius
- 914 Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo.
- Reynaldo
- 915 I will, my lord.
- Polonius
- 916 You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
- 917 Before You visit him, to make inquiry
- 918 Of his behaviour.
- Reynaldo
- 919 My lord, I did intend it.
- Polonius
- 920 Marry, well said; very well said. Look you, sir,
- 921 Enquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
- 922 And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
- 923 What company, at what expense; and finding,
- 924 By this encompassment and drift of question,
- 925 That they do know my son, come you more nearer
- 926 Than your particular demands will touch it:
- 927 Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him;
- 928 As thus, 'I know his father and his friends,
- 929 And in part hi; m;—do you mark this, Reynaldo?
- Reynaldo
- 930 Ay, very well, my lord.
- Polonius
- 931 'And in part him;—but,' you may say, 'not well:
- 932 But if't be he I mean, he's very wild;
- 933 Addicted so and so;' and there put on him
- 934 What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
- 935 As may dishonour him; take heed of that;
- 936 But, sir, such wanton, wild, and usual slips
- 937 As are companions noted and most known
- 938 To youth and liberty.
- Reynaldo
- 939 As gaming, my lord.
- Polonius
- 940 Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
- 941 Drabbing:—you may go so far.
- Reynaldo
- 942 My lord, that would dishonour him.
- Polonius
- 943 Faith, no; as you may season it in the charge.
- 944 You must not put another scandal on him,
- 945 That he is open to incontinency;
- 946 That's not my meaning: but breathe his faults so quaintly
- 947 That they may seem the taints of liberty;
- 948 The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind;
- 949 A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
- 950 Of general assault.
- Reynaldo
- 951 But, my good lord,—
- Polonius
- 952 Wherefore should you do this?
- Reynaldo
- 953 Ay, my lord,
- 954 I would know that.
- Polonius
- 955 Marry, sir, here's my drift;
- 956 And I believe it is a fetch of warrant:
- 957 You laying these slight sullies on my son
- 958 As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' the working,
- 959 Mark you,
- 960 Your party in converse, him you would sound,
- 961 Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
- 962 The youth you breathe of guilty, be assur'd
- 963 He closes with you in this consequence;
- 964 'Good sir,' or so; or 'friend,' or 'gentleman'—
- 965 According to the phrase or the addition
- 966 Of man and country.
- Reynaldo
- 967 Very good, my lord.
- Polonius
- 968 And then, sir, does he this,—he does—What was I about to say?—
- 969 By the mass, I was about to say something:—Where did I leave?
- Reynaldo
- 970 At 'closes in the consequence,' at 'friend or so,' and
- 971 gentleman.'
- Polonius
- 972 At—closes in the consequence'—ay, marry!
- 973 He closes with you thus:—'I know the gentleman;
- 974 I saw him yesterday, or t'other day,
- 975 Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you say,
- 976 There was he gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse;
- 977 There falling out at tennis': or perchance,
- 978 'I saw him enter such a house of sale,'—
- 979 Videlicet, a brothel,—or so forth.—
- 980 See you now;
- 981 Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
- 982 And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
- 983 With windlaces, and with assays of bias,
- 984 By indirections find directions out:
- 985 So, by my former lecture and advice,
- 986 Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?
- Reynaldo
- 987 My lord, I have.
- Polonius
- 988 God b' wi' you, fare you well.
- Reynaldo
- 989 Good my lord!
- Polonius
- 990 Observe his inclination in yourself.
- Reynaldo
- 991 I shall, my lord.
- Polonius
- 992 And let him ply his music.
- Reynaldo
- 993 Well, my lord.
- Polonius
- 994 Farewell!
- [Exit Reynaldo.]
- [Enter Ophelia.]
- Polonius
- 995 How now, Ophelia! what's the matter?
- Ophelia
- 996 Alas, my lord, I have been so affrighted!
- Polonius
- 997 With what, i' the name of God?
- Ophelia
- 998 My lord, as I was sewing in my chamber,
- 999 Lord Hamlet,—with his doublet all unbrac'd;
- 1000 No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
- 1001 Ungart'red, and down-gyved to his ankle;
- 1002 Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
- 1003 And with a look so piteous in purport
- 1004 As if he had been loosed out of hell
- 1005 To speak of horrors,—he comes before me.
- Polonius
- 1006 Mad for thy love?
- Ophelia
- 1007 My lord, I do not know;
- 1008 But truly I do fear it.
- Polonius
- 1009 What said he?
- Ophelia
- 1010 He took me by the wrist, and held me hard;
- 1011 Then goes he to the length of all his arm;
- 1012 And with his other hand thus o'er his brow,
- 1013 He falls to such perusal of my face
- 1014 As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so;
- 1015 At last,—a little shaking of mine arm,
- 1016 And thrice his head thus waving up and down,—
- 1017 He rais'd a sigh so piteous and profound
- 1018 As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
- 1019 And end his being: that done, he lets me go:
- 1020 And, with his head over his shoulder turn'd
- 1021 He seem'd to find his way without his eyes;
- 1022 For out o' doors he went without their help,
- 1023 And to the last bended their light on me.
- Polonius
- 1024 Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
- 1025 This is the very ecstasy of love;
- 1026 Whose violent property fordoes itself,
- 1027 And leads the will to desperate undertakings,
- 1028 As oft as any passion under heaven
- 1029 That does afflict our natures. I am sorry,—
- 1030 What, have you given him any hard words of late?
- Ophelia
- 1031 No, my good lord; but, as you did command,
- 1032 I did repel his letters and denied
- 1033 His access to me.
- Polonius
- 1034 That hath made him mad.
- 1035 I am sorry that with better heed and judgment
- 1036 I had not quoted him: I fear'd he did but trifle,
- 1037 And meant to wreck thee; but beshrew my jealousy!
- 1038 It seems it as proper to our age
- 1039 To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions
- 1040 As it is common for the younger sort
- 1041 To lack discretion. Come, go we to the king:
- 1042 This must be known; which, being kept close, might move
- 1043 More grief to hide than hate to utter love.
- [Exeunt.]