Act 2, Scene 1

A room in Polonius's house.

  1. [Enter Polonius and Reynaldo.]
  2. Polonius
  3. 914 Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo.
  4. Reynaldo
  5. 915 I will, my lord.
  6. Polonius
  7. 916 You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
  8. 917 Before You visit him, to make inquiry
  9. 918 Of his behaviour.
  10. Reynaldo
  11. 919 My lord, I did intend it.
  12. Polonius
  13. 920 Marry, well said; very well said. Look you, sir,
  14. 921 Enquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
  15. 922 And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
  16. 923 What company, at what expense; and finding,
  17. 924 By this encompassment and drift of question,
  18. 925 That they do know my son, come you more nearer
  19. 926 Than your particular demands will touch it:
  20. 927 Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him;
  21. 928 As thus, 'I know his father and his friends,
  22. 929 And in part hi; m;—do you mark this, Reynaldo?
  23. Reynaldo
  24. 930 Ay, very well, my lord.
  25. Polonius
  26. 931 'And in part him;—but,' you may say, 'not well:
  27. 932 But if't be he I mean, he's very wild;
  28. 933 Addicted so and so;' and there put on him
  29. 934 What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
  30. 935 As may dishonour him; take heed of that;
  31. 936 But, sir, such wanton, wild, and usual slips
  32. 937 As are companions noted and most known
  33. 938 To youth and liberty.
  34. Reynaldo
  35. 939 As gaming, my lord.
  36. Polonius
  37. 940 Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
  38. 941 Drabbing:—you may go so far.
  39. Reynaldo
  40. 942 My lord, that would dishonour him.
  41. Polonius
  42. 943 Faith, no; as you may season it in the charge.
  43. 944 You must not put another scandal on him,
  44. 945 That he is open to incontinency;
  45. 946 That's not my meaning: but breathe his faults so quaintly
  46. 947 That they may seem the taints of liberty;
  47. 948 The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind;
  48. 949 A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
  49. 950 Of general assault.
  50. Reynaldo
  51. 951 But, my good lord,—
  52. Polonius
  53. 952 Wherefore should you do this?
  54. Reynaldo
  55. 953 Ay, my lord,
  56. 954 I would know that.
  57. Polonius
  58. 955 Marry, sir, here's my drift;
  59. 956 And I believe it is a fetch of warrant:
  60. 957 You laying these slight sullies on my son
  61. 958 As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' the working,
  62. 959 Mark you,
  63. 960 Your party in converse, him you would sound,
  64. 961 Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
  65. 962 The youth you breathe of guilty, be assur'd
  66. 963 He closes with you in this consequence;
  67. 964 'Good sir,' or so; or 'friend,' or 'gentleman'—
  68. 965 According to the phrase or the addition
  69. 966 Of man and country.
  70. Reynaldo
  71. 967 Very good, my lord.
  72. Polonius
  73. 968 And then, sir, does he this,—he does—What was I about to say?—
  74. 969 By the mass, I was about to say something:—Where did I leave?
  75. Reynaldo
  76. 970 At 'closes in the consequence,' at 'friend or so,' and
  77. 971 gentleman.'
  78. Polonius
  79. 972 At—closes in the consequence'—ay, marry!
  80. 973 He closes with you thus:—'I know the gentleman;
  81. 974 I saw him yesterday, or t'other day,
  82. 975 Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you say,
  83. 976 There was he gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse;
  84. 977 There falling out at tennis': or perchance,
  85. 978 'I saw him enter such a house of sale,'—
  86. 979 Videlicet, a brothel,—or so forth.—
  87. 980 See you now;
  88. 981 Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
  89. 982 And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
  90. 983 With windlaces, and with assays of bias,
  91. 984 By indirections find directions out:
  92. 985 So, by my former lecture and advice,
  93. 986 Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?
  94. Reynaldo
  95. 987 My lord, I have.
  96. Polonius
  97. 988 God b' wi' you, fare you well.
  98. Reynaldo
  99. 989 Good my lord!
  100. Polonius
  101. 990 Observe his inclination in yourself.
  102. Reynaldo
  103. 991 I shall, my lord.
  104. Polonius
  105. 992 And let him ply his music.
  106. Reynaldo
  107. 993 Well, my lord.
  108. Polonius
  109. 994 Farewell!
  110. [Exit Reynaldo.]
  111. [Enter Ophelia.]
  112. Polonius
  113. 995 How now, Ophelia! what's the matter?
  114. Ophelia
  115. 996 Alas, my lord, I have been so affrighted!
  116. Polonius
  117. 997 With what, i' the name of God?
  118. Ophelia
  119. 998 My lord, as I was sewing in my chamber,
  120. 999 Lord Hamlet,—with his doublet all unbrac'd;
  121. 1000 No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
  122. 1001 Ungart'red, and down-gyved to his ankle;
  123. 1002 Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
  124. 1003 And with a look so piteous in purport
  125. 1004 As if he had been loosed out of hell
  126. 1005 To speak of horrors,—he comes before me.
  127. Polonius
  128. 1006 Mad for thy love?
  129. Ophelia
  130. 1007 My lord, I do not know;
  131. 1008 But truly I do fear it.
  132. Polonius
  133. 1009 What said he?
  134. Ophelia
  135. 1010 He took me by the wrist, and held me hard;
  136. 1011 Then goes he to the length of all his arm;
  137. 1012 And with his other hand thus o'er his brow,
  138. 1013 He falls to such perusal of my face
  139. 1014 As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so;
  140. 1015 At last,—a little shaking of mine arm,
  141. 1016 And thrice his head thus waving up and down,—
  142. 1017 He rais'd a sigh so piteous and profound
  143. 1018 As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
  144. 1019 And end his being: that done, he lets me go:
  145. 1020 And, with his head over his shoulder turn'd
  146. 1021 He seem'd to find his way without his eyes;
  147. 1022 For out o' doors he went without their help,
  148. 1023 And to the last bended their light on me.
  149. Polonius
  150. 1024 Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
  151. 1025 This is the very ecstasy of love;
  152. 1026 Whose violent property fordoes itself,
  153. 1027 And leads the will to desperate undertakings,
  154. 1028 As oft as any passion under heaven
  155. 1029 That does afflict our natures. I am sorry,—
  156. 1030 What, have you given him any hard words of late?
  157. Ophelia
  158. 1031 No, my good lord; but, as you did command,
  159. 1032 I did repel his letters and denied
  160. 1033 His access to me.
  161. Polonius
  162. 1034 That hath made him mad.
  163. 1035 I am sorry that with better heed and judgment
  164. 1036 I had not quoted him: I fear'd he did but trifle,
  165. 1037 And meant to wreck thee; but beshrew my jealousy!
  166. 1038 It seems it as proper to our age
  167. 1039 To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions
  168. 1040 As it is common for the younger sort
  169. 1041 To lack discretion. Come, go we to the king:
  170. 1042 This must be known; which, being kept close, might move
  171. 1043 More grief to hide than hate to utter love.
  172. [Exeunt.]