Act 1, Scene 6
The same. Another room in the palace.
- [Enter IMOGEN]
- Imogen
- 565 A father cruel, and a step-dame false;
- 566 A foolish suitor to a wedded lady,
- 567 That hath her husband banish'd;—O, that husband!
- 568 My supreme crown of grief! and those repeated
- 569 Vexations of it! Had I been thief-stol'n,
- 570 As my two brothers, happy! but most miserable
- 571 Is the desire that's glorious: blest be those,
- 572 How mean soe'er, that have their honest wills,
- 573 Which seasons comfort. Who may this be? Fie!
- [Enter PISANIO and IACHIMO]
- Pisanio
- 574 Madam, a noble gentleman of Rome,
- 575 Comes from my lord with letters.
- Iachimo
- 576 Change you, madam?
- 577 The worthy Leonatus is in safety
- 578 And greets your highness dearly.
- [Presents a letter]
- Imogen
- 579 Thanks, good sir:
- 580 You're kindly welcome.
- [Aside]
- Iachimo
- 581 All of her that is out of door most rich!
- 582 If she be furnish'd with a mind so rare,
- 583 She is alone the Arabian bird, and I
- 584 Have lost the wager. Boldness be my friend!
- 585 Arm me, audacity, from head to foot!
- 586 Or, like the Parthian, I shall flying fight;
- 587 Rather directly fly.
- [Reads]
- Imogen
- 588 'He is one of the noblest note, to whose
- 589 kindnesses I am most infinitely tied. Reflect upon
- 590 him accordingly, as you value your trust—
- 591 LEONATUS.'
- 592 So far I read aloud:
- 593 But even the very middle of my heart
- 594 Is warm'd by the rest, and takes it thankfully.
- 595 You are as welcome, worthy sir, as I
- 596 Have words to bid you, and shall find it so
- 597 In all that I can do.
- Iachimo
- 598 Thanks, fairest lady.
- 599 What, are men mad? Hath nature given them eyes
- 600 To see this vaulted arch, and the rich crop
- 601 Of sea and land, which can distinguish 'twixt
- 602 The fiery orbs above and the twinn'd stones
- 603 Upon the number'd beach? and can we not
- 604 Partition make with spectacles so precious
- 605 'Twixt fair and foul?
- Imogen
- 606 What makes your admiration?
- Iachimo
- 607 It cannot be i' the eye, for apes and monkeys
- 608 'Twixt two such shes would chatter this way and
- 609 Contemn with mows the other; nor i' the judgment,
- 610 For idiots in this case of favour would
- 611 Be wisely definite; nor i' the appetite;
- 612 Sluttery to such neat excellence opposed
- 613 Should make desire vomit emptiness,
- 614 Not so allured to feed.
- Imogen
- 615 What is the matter, trow?
- Iachimo
- 616 The cloyed will,
- 617 That satiate yet unsatisfied desire, that tub
- 618 Both fill'd and running, ravening first the lamb
- 619 Longs after for the garbage.
- Imogen
- 620 What, dear sir,
- 621 Thus raps you? Are you well?
- Iachimo
- 622 Thanks, madam; well.
- [To PISANIO]
- Iachimo
- 623 Beseech you, sir, desire
- 624 My man's abode where I did leave him: he
- 625 Is strange and peevish.
- Pisanio
- 626 I was going, sir,
- 627 To give him welcome.
- [Exit]
- Imogen
- 628 Continues well my lord? His health, beseech you?
- Iachimo
- 629 Well, madam.
- Imogen
- 630 Is he disposed to mirth? I hope he is.
- Iachimo
- 631 Exceeding pleasant; none a stranger there
- 632 So merry and so gamesome: he is call'd
- 633 The Briton reveller.
- Imogen
- 634 When he was here,
- 635 He did incline to sadness, and oft-times
- 636 Not knowing why.
- Iachimo
- 637 I never saw him sad.
- 638 There is a Frenchman his companion, one
- 639 An eminent monsieur, that, it seems, much loves
- 640 A Gallian girl at home; he furnaces
- 641 The thick sighs from him, whiles the jolly Briton—
- 642 Your lord, I mean—laughs from's free lungs, cries 'O,
- 643 Can my sides hold, to think that man, who knows
- 644 By history, report, or his own proof,
- 645 What woman is, yea, what she cannot choose
- 646 But must be, will his free hours languish for
- 647 Assured bondage?'
- Imogen
- 648 Will my lord say so?
- Iachimo
- 649 Ay, madam, with his eyes in flood with laughter:
- 650 It is a recreation to be by
- 651 And hear him mock the Frenchman. But, heavens know,
- 652 Some men are much to blame.
- Imogen
- 653 Not he, I hope.
- Iachimo
- 654 Not he: but yet heaven's bounty towards him might
- 655 Be used more thankfully. In himself, 'tis much;
- 656 In you, which I account his beyond all talents,
- 657 Whilst I am bound to wonder, I am bound
- 658 To pity too.
- Imogen
- 659 What do you pity, sir?
- Iachimo
- 660 Two creatures heartily.
- Imogen
- 661 Am I one, sir?
- 662 You look on me: what wreck discern you in me
- 663 Deserves your pity?
- Iachimo
- 664 Lamentable! What,
- 665 To hide me from the radiant sun and solace
- 666 I' the dungeon by a snuff?
- Imogen
- 667 I pray you, sir,
- 668 Deliver with more openness your answers
- 669 To my demands. Why do you pity me?
- Iachimo
- 670 That others do—
- 671 I was about to say—enjoy your—But
- 672 It is an office of the gods to venge it,
- 673 Not mine to speak on 't.
- Imogen
- 674 You do seem to know
- 675 Something of me, or what concerns me: pray you,—
- 676 Since doubling things go ill often hurts more
- 677 Than to be sure they do; for certainties
- 678 Either are past remedies, or, timely knowing,
- 679 The remedy then born—discover to me
- 680 What both you spur and stop.
- Iachimo
- 681 Had I this cheek
- 682 To bathe my lips upon; this hand, whose touch,
- 683 Whose every touch, would force the feeler's soul
- 684 To the oath of loyalty; this object, which
- 685 Takes prisoner the wild motion of mine eye,
- 686 Fixing it only here; should I, damn'd then,
- 687 Slaver with lips as common as the stairs
- 688 That mount the Capitol; join gripes with hands
- 689 Made hard with hourly falsehood—falsehood, as
- 690 With labour; then by-peeping in an eye
- 691 Base and unlustrous as the smoky light
- 692 That's fed with stinking tallow; it were fit
- 693 That all the plagues of hell should at one time
- 694 Encounter such revolt.
- Imogen
- 695 My lord, I fear,
- 696 Has forgot Britain.
- Iachimo
- 697 And himself. Not I,
- 698 Inclined to this intelligence, pronounce
- 699 The beggary of his change; but 'tis your graces
- 700 That from pay mutest conscience to my tongue
- 701 Charms this report out.
- Imogen
- 702 Let me hear no more.
- Iachimo
- 703 O dearest soul! your cause doth strike my heart
- 704 With pity, that doth make me sick. A lady
- 705 So fair, and fasten'd to an empery,
- 706 Would make the great'st king double,—to be partner'd
- 707 With tomboys hired with that self-exhibition
- 708 Which your own coffers yield! with diseased ventures
- 709 That play with all infirmities for gold
- 710 Which rottenness can lend nature! such boil'd stuff
- 711 As well might poison poison! Be revenged;
- 712 Or she that bore you was no queen, and you
- 713 Recoil from your great stock.
- Imogen
- 714 Revenged!
- 715 How should I be revenged? If this be true,—
- 716 As I have such a heart that both mine ears
- 717 Must not in haste abuse—if it be true,
- 718 How should I be revenged?
- Iachimo
- 719 Should he make me
- 720 Live, like Diana's priest, betwixt cold sheets,
- 721 Whiles he is vaulting variable ramps,
- 722 In your despite, upon your purse? Revenge it.
- 723 I dedicate myself to your sweet pleasure,
- 724 More noble than that runagate to your bed,
- 725 And will continue fast to your affection,
- 726 Still close as sure.
- Imogen
- 727 What, ho, Pisanio!
- Iachimo
- 728 Let me my service tender on your lips.
- Imogen
- 729 Away! I do condemn mine ears that have
- 730 So long attended thee. If thou wert honourable,
- 731 Thou wouldst have told this tale for virtue, not
- 732 For such an end thou seek'st,—as base as strange.
- 733 Thou wrong'st a gentleman, who is as far
- 734 From thy report as thou from honour, and
- 735 Solicit'st here a lady that disdains
- 736 Thee and the devil alike. What ho, Pisanio!
- 737 The king my father shall be made acquainted
- 738 Of thy assault: if he shall think it fit,
- 739 A saucy stranger in his court to mart
- 740 As in a Romish stew and to expound
- 741 His beastly mind to us, he hath a court
- 742 He little cares for and a daughter who
- 743 He not respects at all. What, ho, Pisanio!
- Iachimo
- 744 O happy Leonatus! I may say
- 745 The credit that thy lady hath of thee
- 746 Deserves thy trust, and thy most perfect goodness
- 747 Her assured credit. Blessed live you long!
- 748 A lady to the worthiest sir that ever
- 749 Country call'd his! and you his mistress, only
- 750 For the most worthiest fit! Give me your pardon.
- 751 I have spoke this, to know if your affiance
- 752 Were deeply rooted; and shall make your lord,
- 753 That which he is, new o'er: and he is one
- 754 The truest manner'd; such a holy witch
- 755 That he enchants societies into him;
- 756 Half all men's hearts are his.
- Imogen
- 757 You make amends.
- Iachimo
- 758 He sits 'mongst men like a descended god:
- 759 He hath a kind of honour sets him off,
- 760 More than a mortal seeming. Be not angry,
- 761 Most mighty princess, that I have adventured
- 762 To try your taking a false report; which hath
- 763 Honour'd with confirmation your great judgment
- 764 In the election of a sir so rare,
- 765 Which you know cannot err: the love I bear him
- 766 Made me to fan you thus, but the gods made you,
- 767 Unlike all others, chaffless. Pray, your pardon.
- Imogen
- 768 All's well, sir: take my power i' the court
- 769 for yours.
- Iachimo
- 770 My humble thanks. I had almost forgot
- 771 To entreat your grace but in a small request,
- 772 And yet of moment to, for it concerns
- 773 Your lord; myself and other noble friends,
- 774 Are partners in the business.
- Imogen
- 775 Pray, what is't?
- Iachimo
- 776 Some dozen Romans of us and your lord—
- 777 The best feather of our wing—have mingled sums
- 778 To buy a present for the emperor
- 779 Which I, the factor for the rest, have done
- 780 In France: 'tis plate of rare device, and jewels
- 781 Of rich and exquisite form; their values great;
- 782 And I am something curious, being strange,
- 783 To have them in safe stowage: may it please you
- 784 To take them in protection?
- Imogen
- 785 Willingly;
- 786 And pawn mine honour for their safety: since
- 787 My lord hath interest in them, I will keep them
- 788 In my bedchamber.
- Iachimo
- 789 They are in a trunk,
- 790 Attended by my men: I will make bold
- 791 To send them to you, only for this night;
- 792 I must aboard to-morrow.
- Imogen
- 793 O, no, no.
- Iachimo
- 794 Yes, I beseech; or I shall short my word
- 795 By lengthening my return. From Gallia
- 796 I cross'd the seas on purpose and on promise
- 797 To see your grace.
- Imogen
- 798 I thank you for your pains:
- 799 But not away to-morrow!
- Iachimo
- 800 O, I must, madam:
- 801 Therefore I shall beseech you, if you please
- 802 To greet your lord with writing, do't to-night:
- 803 I have outstood my time; which is material
- 804 To the tender of our present.
- Imogen
- 805 I will write.
- 806 Send your trunk to me; it shall safe be kept,
- 807 And truly yielded you. You're very welcome.
- [Exeunt]