Act 1, Scene 4
Rome. Philario's house.
- [Enter PHILARIO, IACHIMO, a Frenchman, a Dutchman, and a Spaniard]
- Iachimo
- 301 Believe it, sir, I have seen him in Britain: he was
- 302 then of a crescent note, expected to prove so worthy
- 303 as since he hath been allowed the name of; but I
- 304 could then have looked on him without the help of
- 305 admiration, though the catalogue of his endowments
- 306 had been tabled by his side and I to peruse him by items.
- Philario
- 307 You speak of him when he was less furnished than now
- 308 he is with that which makes him both without and within.
- Frenchman
- 309 I have seen him in France: we had very many there
- 310 could behold the sun with as firm eyes as he.
- Iachimo
- 311 This matter of marrying his king's daughter, wherein
- 312 he must be weighed rather by her value than his own,
- 313 words him, I doubt not, a great deal from the matter.
- Frenchman
- 314 And then his banishment.
- Iachimo
- 315 Ay, and the approbation of those that weep this
- 316 lamentable divorce under her colours are wonderfully
- 317 to extend him; be it but to fortify her judgment,
- 318 which else an easy battery might lay flat, for
- 319 taking a beggar without less quality. But how comes
- 320 it he is to sojourn with you? How creeps
- 321 acquaintance?
- Philario
- 322 His father and I were soldiers together; to whom I
- 323 have been often bound for no less than my life.
- 324 Here comes the Briton: let him be so entertained
- 325 amongst you as suits, with gentlemen of your
- 326 knowing, to a stranger of his quality.
- [Enter POSTHUMUS LEONATUS]
- Philario
- 327 I beseech you all, be better known to this
- 328 gentleman; whom I commend to you as a noble friend
- 329 of mine: how worthy he is I will leave to appear
- 330 hereafter, rather than story him in his own hearing.
- Frenchman
- 331 Sir, we have known together in Orleans.
- Posthumus
- 332 Since when I have been debtor to you for courtesies,
- 333 which I will be ever to pay and yet pay still.
- Frenchman
- 334 Sir, you o'er-rate my poor kindness: I was glad I
- 335 did atone my countryman and you; it had been pity
- 336 you should have been put together with so mortal a
- 337 purpose as then each bore, upon importance of so
- 338 slight and trivial a nature.
- Posthumus
- 339 By your pardon, sir, I was then a young traveller;
- 340 rather shunned to go even with what I heard than in
- 341 my every action to be guided by others' experiences:
- 342 but upon my mended judgment—if I offend not to say
- 343 it is mended—my quarrel was not altogether slight.
- Frenchman
- 344 'Faith, yes, to be put to the arbitrement of swords,
- 345 and by such two that would by all likelihood have
- 346 confounded one the other, or have fallen both.
- Iachimo
- 347 Can we, with manners, ask what was the difference?
- Frenchman
- 348 Safely, I think: 'twas a contention in public,
- 349 which may, without contradiction, suffer the report.
- 350 It was much like an argument that fell out last
- 351 night, where each of us fell in praise of our
- 352 country mistresses; this gentleman at that time
- 353 vouching—and upon warrant of bloody
- 354 affirmation—his to be more fair, virtuous, wise,
- 355 chaste, constant-qualified and less attemptable
- 356 than any the rarest of our ladies in France.
- Iachimo
- 357 That lady is not now living, or this gentleman's
- 358 opinion by this worn out.
- Posthumus
- 359 She holds her virtue still and I my mind.
- Iachimo
- 360 You must not so far prefer her 'fore ours of Italy.
- Posthumus
- 361 Being so far provoked as I was in France, I would
- 362 abate her nothing, though I profess myself her
- 363 adorer, not her friend.
- Iachimo
- 364 As fair and as good—a kind of hand-in-hand
- 365 comparison—had been something too fair and too good
- 366 for any lady in Britain. If she went before others
- 367 I have seen, as that diamond of yours outlustres
- 368 many I have beheld. I could not but believe she
- 369 excelled many: but I have not seen the most
- 370 precious diamond that is, nor you the lady.
- Posthumus
- 371 I praised her as I rated her: so do I my stone.
- Iachimo
- 372 What do you esteem it at?
- Posthumus
- 373 More than the world enjoys.
- Iachimo
- 374 Either your unparagoned mistress is dead, or she's
- 375 outprized by a trifle.
- Posthumus
- 376 You are mistaken: the one may be sold, or given, if
- 377 there were wealth enough for the purchase, or merit
- 378 for the gift: the other is not a thing for sale,
- 379 and only the gift of the gods.
- Iachimo
- 380 Which the gods have given you?
- Posthumus
- 381 Which, by their graces, I will keep.
- Iachimo
- 382 You may wear her in title yours: but, you know,
- 383 strange fowl light upon neighbouring ponds. Your
- 384 ring may be stolen too: so your brace of unprizable
- 385 estimations; the one is but frail and the other
- 386 casual; a cunning thief, or a that way accomplished
- 387 courtier, would hazard the winning both of first and last.
- Posthumus
- 388 Your Italy contains none so accomplished a courtier
- 389 to convince the honour of my mistress, if, in the
- 390 holding or loss of that, you term her frail. I do
- 391 nothing doubt you have store of thieves;
- 392 notwithstanding, I fear not my ring.
- Philario
- 393 Let us leave here, gentlemen.
- Posthumus
- 394 Sir, with all my heart. This worthy signior, I
- 395 thank him, makes no stranger of me; we are familiar at first.
- Iachimo
- 396 With five times so much conversation, I should get
- 397 ground of your fair mistress, make her go back, even
- 398 to the yielding, had I admittance and opportunity to friend.
- Posthumus
- 399 No, no.
- Iachimo
- 400 I dare thereupon pawn the moiety of my estate to
- 401 your ring; which, in my opinion, o'ervalues it
- 402 something: but I make my wager rather against your
- 403 confidence than her reputation: and, to bar your
- 404 offence herein too, I durst attempt it against any
- 405 lady in the world.
- Posthumus
- 406 You are a great deal abused in too bold a
- 407 persuasion; and I doubt not you sustain what you're
- 408 worthy of by your attempt.
- Iachimo
- 409 What's that?
- Posthumus
- 410 A repulse: though your attempt, as you call it,
- 411 deserve more; a punishment too.
- Philario
- 412 Gentlemen, enough of this: it came in too suddenly;
- 413 let it die as it was born, and, I pray you, be
- 414 better acquainted.
- Iachimo
- 415 Would I had put my estate and my neighbour's on the
- 416 approbation of what I have spoke!
- Posthumus
- 417 What lady would you choose to assail?
- Iachimo
- 418 Yours; whom in constancy you think stands so safe.
- 419 I will lay you ten thousand ducats to your ring,
- 420 that, commend me to the court where your lady is,
- 421 with no more advantage than the opportunity of a
- 422 second conference, and I will bring from thence
- 423 that honour of hers which you imagine so reserved.
- Posthumus
- 424 I will wage against your gold, gold to it: my ring
- 425 I hold dear as my finger; 'tis part of it.
- Iachimo
- 426 You are afraid, and therein the wiser. If you buy
- 427 ladies' flesh at a million a dram, you cannot
- 428 preserve it from tainting: but I see you have some
- 429 religion in you, that you fear.
- Posthumus
- 430 This is but a custom in your tongue; you bear a
- 431 graver purpose, I hope.
- Iachimo
- 432 I am the master of my speeches, and would undergo
- 433 what's spoken, I swear.
- Posthumus
- 434 Will you? I shall but lend my diamond till your
- 435 return: let there be covenants drawn between's: my
- 436 mistress exceeds in goodness the hugeness of your
- 437 unworthy thinking: I dare you to this match: here's my ring.
- Philario
- 438 I will have it no lay.
- Iachimo
- 439 By the gods, it is one. If I bring you no
- 440 sufficient testimony that I have enjoyed the dearest
- 441 bodily part of your mistress, my ten thousand ducats
- 442 are yours; so is your diamond too: if I come off,
- 443 and leave her in such honour as you have trust in,
- 444 she your jewel, this your jewel, and my gold are
- 445 yours: provided I have your commendation for my more
- 446 free entertainment.
- Posthumus
- 447 I embrace these conditions; let us have articles
- 448 betwixt us. Only, thus far you shall answer: if
- 449 you make your voyage upon her and give me directly
- 450 to understand you have prevailed, I am no further
- 451 your enemy; she is not worth our debate: if she
- 452 remain unseduced, you not making it appear
- 453 otherwise, for your ill opinion and the assault you
- 454 have made to her chastity you shall answer me with
- 455 your sword.
- Iachimo
- 456 Your hand; a covenant: we will have these things set
- 457 down by lawful counsel, and straight away for
- 458 Britain, lest the bargain should catch cold and
- 459 starve: I will fetch my gold and have our two
- 460 wagers recorded.
- Posthumus
- 461 Agreed.
- [Exeunt POSTHUMUS LEONATUS and IACHIMO]
- Frenchman
- 462 Will this hold, think you?
- Philario
- 463 Signior Iachimo will not from it.
- 464 Pray, let us follow 'em.
- [Exeunt]