Act 1, Scene 4

Rome. Philario's house.

  1. [Enter PHILARIO, IACHIMO, a Frenchman, a Dutchman, and a Spaniard]
  2. Iachimo
  3. 301 Believe it, sir, I have seen him in Britain: he was
  4. 302 then of a crescent note, expected to prove so worthy
  5. 303 as since he hath been allowed the name of; but I
  6. 304 could then have looked on him without the help of
  7. 305 admiration, though the catalogue of his endowments
  8. 306 had been tabled by his side and I to peruse him by items.
  9. Philario
  10. 307 You speak of him when he was less furnished than now
  11. 308 he is with that which makes him both without and within.
  12. Frenchman
  13. 309 I have seen him in France: we had very many there
  14. 310 could behold the sun with as firm eyes as he.
  15. Iachimo
  16. 311 This matter of marrying his king's daughter, wherein
  17. 312 he must be weighed rather by her value than his own,
  18. 313 words him, I doubt not, a great deal from the matter.
  19. Frenchman
  20. 314 And then his banishment.
  21. Iachimo
  22. 315 Ay, and the approbation of those that weep this
  23. 316 lamentable divorce under her colours are wonderfully
  24. 317 to extend him; be it but to fortify her judgment,
  25. 318 which else an easy battery might lay flat, for
  26. 319 taking a beggar without less quality. But how comes
  27. 320 it he is to sojourn with you? How creeps
  28. 321 acquaintance?
  29. Philario
  30. 322 His father and I were soldiers together; to whom I
  31. 323 have been often bound for no less than my life.
  32. 324 Here comes the Briton: let him be so entertained
  33. 325 amongst you as suits, with gentlemen of your
  34. 326 knowing, to a stranger of his quality.
  35. [Enter POSTHUMUS LEONATUS]
  36. Philario
  37. 327 I beseech you all, be better known to this
  38. 328 gentleman; whom I commend to you as a noble friend
  39. 329 of mine: how worthy he is I will leave to appear
  40. 330 hereafter, rather than story him in his own hearing.
  41. Frenchman
  42. 331 Sir, we have known together in Orleans.
  43. Posthumus
  44. 332 Since when I have been debtor to you for courtesies,
  45. 333 which I will be ever to pay and yet pay still.
  46. Frenchman
  47. 334 Sir, you o'er-rate my poor kindness: I was glad I
  48. 335 did atone my countryman and you; it had been pity
  49. 336 you should have been put together with so mortal a
  50. 337 purpose as then each bore, upon importance of so
  51. 338 slight and trivial a nature.
  52. Posthumus
  53. 339 By your pardon, sir, I was then a young traveller;
  54. 340 rather shunned to go even with what I heard than in
  55. 341 my every action to be guided by others' experiences:
  56. 342 but upon my mended judgment—if I offend not to say
  57. 343 it is mended—my quarrel was not altogether slight.
  58. Frenchman
  59. 344 'Faith, yes, to be put to the arbitrement of swords,
  60. 345 and by such two that would by all likelihood have
  61. 346 confounded one the other, or have fallen both.
  62. Iachimo
  63. 347 Can we, with manners, ask what was the difference?
  64. Frenchman
  65. 348 Safely, I think: 'twas a contention in public,
  66. 349 which may, without contradiction, suffer the report.
  67. 350 It was much like an argument that fell out last
  68. 351 night, where each of us fell in praise of our
  69. 352 country mistresses; this gentleman at that time
  70. 353 vouching—and upon warrant of bloody
  71. 354 affirmation—his to be more fair, virtuous, wise,
  72. 355 chaste, constant-qualified and less attemptable
  73. 356 than any the rarest of our ladies in France.
  74. Iachimo
  75. 357 That lady is not now living, or this gentleman's
  76. 358 opinion by this worn out.
  77. Posthumus
  78. 359 She holds her virtue still and I my mind.
  79. Iachimo
  80. 360 You must not so far prefer her 'fore ours of Italy.
  81. Posthumus
  82. 361 Being so far provoked as I was in France, I would
  83. 362 abate her nothing, though I profess myself her
  84. 363 adorer, not her friend.
  85. Iachimo
  86. 364 As fair and as good—a kind of hand-in-hand
  87. 365 comparison—had been something too fair and too good
  88. 366 for any lady in Britain. If she went before others
  89. 367 I have seen, as that diamond of yours outlustres
  90. 368 many I have beheld. I could not but believe she
  91. 369 excelled many: but I have not seen the most
  92. 370 precious diamond that is, nor you the lady.
  93. Posthumus
  94. 371 I praised her as I rated her: so do I my stone.
  95. Iachimo
  96. 372 What do you esteem it at?
  97. Posthumus
  98. 373 More than the world enjoys.
  99. Iachimo
  100. 374 Either your unparagoned mistress is dead, or she's
  101. 375 outprized by a trifle.
  102. Posthumus
  103. 376 You are mistaken: the one may be sold, or given, if
  104. 377 there were wealth enough for the purchase, or merit
  105. 378 for the gift: the other is not a thing for sale,
  106. 379 and only the gift of the gods.
  107. Iachimo
  108. 380 Which the gods have given you?
  109. Posthumus
  110. 381 Which, by their graces, I will keep.
  111. Iachimo
  112. 382 You may wear her in title yours: but, you know,
  113. 383 strange fowl light upon neighbouring ponds. Your
  114. 384 ring may be stolen too: so your brace of unprizable
  115. 385 estimations; the one is but frail and the other
  116. 386 casual; a cunning thief, or a that way accomplished
  117. 387 courtier, would hazard the winning both of first and last.
  118. Posthumus
  119. 388 Your Italy contains none so accomplished a courtier
  120. 389 to convince the honour of my mistress, if, in the
  121. 390 holding or loss of that, you term her frail. I do
  122. 391 nothing doubt you have store of thieves;
  123. 392 notwithstanding, I fear not my ring.
  124. Philario
  125. 393 Let us leave here, gentlemen.
  126. Posthumus
  127. 394 Sir, with all my heart. This worthy signior, I
  128. 395 thank him, makes no stranger of me; we are familiar at first.
  129. Iachimo
  130. 396 With five times so much conversation, I should get
  131. 397 ground of your fair mistress, make her go back, even
  132. 398 to the yielding, had I admittance and opportunity to friend.
  133. Posthumus
  134. 399 No, no.
  135. Iachimo
  136. 400 I dare thereupon pawn the moiety of my estate to
  137. 401 your ring; which, in my opinion, o'ervalues it
  138. 402 something: but I make my wager rather against your
  139. 403 confidence than her reputation: and, to bar your
  140. 404 offence herein too, I durst attempt it against any
  141. 405 lady in the world.
  142. Posthumus
  143. 406 You are a great deal abused in too bold a
  144. 407 persuasion; and I doubt not you sustain what you're
  145. 408 worthy of by your attempt.
  146. Iachimo
  147. 409 What's that?
  148. Posthumus
  149. 410 A repulse: though your attempt, as you call it,
  150. 411 deserve more; a punishment too.
  151. Philario
  152. 412 Gentlemen, enough of this: it came in too suddenly;
  153. 413 let it die as it was born, and, I pray you, be
  154. 414 better acquainted.
  155. Iachimo
  156. 415 Would I had put my estate and my neighbour's on the
  157. 416 approbation of what I have spoke!
  158. Posthumus
  159. 417 What lady would you choose to assail?
  160. Iachimo
  161. 418 Yours; whom in constancy you think stands so safe.
  162. 419 I will lay you ten thousand ducats to your ring,
  163. 420 that, commend me to the court where your lady is,
  164. 421 with no more advantage than the opportunity of a
  165. 422 second conference, and I will bring from thence
  166. 423 that honour of hers which you imagine so reserved.
  167. Posthumus
  168. 424 I will wage against your gold, gold to it: my ring
  169. 425 I hold dear as my finger; 'tis part of it.
  170. Iachimo
  171. 426 You are afraid, and therein the wiser. If you buy
  172. 427 ladies' flesh at a million a dram, you cannot
  173. 428 preserve it from tainting: but I see you have some
  174. 429 religion in you, that you fear.
  175. Posthumus
  176. 430 This is but a custom in your tongue; you bear a
  177. 431 graver purpose, I hope.
  178. Iachimo
  179. 432 I am the master of my speeches, and would undergo
  180. 433 what's spoken, I swear.
  181. Posthumus
  182. 434 Will you? I shall but lend my diamond till your
  183. 435 return: let there be covenants drawn between's: my
  184. 436 mistress exceeds in goodness the hugeness of your
  185. 437 unworthy thinking: I dare you to this match: here's my ring.
  186. Philario
  187. 438 I will have it no lay.
  188. Iachimo
  189. 439 By the gods, it is one. If I bring you no
  190. 440 sufficient testimony that I have enjoyed the dearest
  191. 441 bodily part of your mistress, my ten thousand ducats
  192. 442 are yours; so is your diamond too: if I come off,
  193. 443 and leave her in such honour as you have trust in,
  194. 444 she your jewel, this your jewel, and my gold are
  195. 445 yours: provided I have your commendation for my more
  196. 446 free entertainment.
  197. Posthumus
  198. 447 I embrace these conditions; let us have articles
  199. 448 betwixt us. Only, thus far you shall answer: if
  200. 449 you make your voyage upon her and give me directly
  201. 450 to understand you have prevailed, I am no further
  202. 451 your enemy; she is not worth our debate: if she
  203. 452 remain unseduced, you not making it appear
  204. 453 otherwise, for your ill opinion and the assault you
  205. 454 have made to her chastity you shall answer me with
  206. 455 your sword.
  207. Iachimo
  208. 456 Your hand; a covenant: we will have these things set
  209. 457 down by lawful counsel, and straight away for
  210. 458 Britain, lest the bargain should catch cold and
  211. 459 starve: I will fetch my gold and have our two
  212. 460 wagers recorded.
  213. Posthumus
  214. 461 Agreed.
  215. [Exeunt POSTHUMUS LEONATUS and IACHIMO]
  216. Frenchman
  217. 462 Will this hold, think you?
  218. Philario
  219. 463 Signior Iachimo will not from it.
  220. 464 Pray, let us follow 'em.
  221. [Exeunt]