Act 1, Scene 2
The same. A public place.
- [Enter CLOTEN and two Lords]
- First Lord
- 219 Sir, I would advise you to shift a shirt; the
- 220 violence of action hath made you reek as a
- 221 sacrifice: where air comes out, air comes in:
- 222 there's none abroad so wholesome as that you vent.
- Cloten
- 223 If my shirt were bloody, then to shift it. Have I hurt him?
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 224 No, 'faith; not so much as his patience.
- First Lord
- 225 Hurt him! his body's a passable carcass, if he be
- 226 not hurt: it is a thoroughfare for steel, if it be not hurt.
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 227 His steel was in debt; it went o' the
- 228 backside the town.
- Cloten
- 229 The villain would not stand me.
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 230 No; but he fled forward still, toward your face.
- First Lord
- 231 Stand you! You have land enough of your own: but
- 232 he added to your having; gave you some ground.
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 233 As many inches as you have oceans. Puppies!
- Cloten
- 234 I would they had not come between us.
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 235 So would I, till you had measured how long
- 236 a fool you were upon the ground.
- Cloten
- 237 And that she should love this fellow and refuse me!
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 238 If it be a sin to make a true election, she
- 239 is damned.
- First Lord
- 240 Sir, as I told you always, her beauty and her brain
- 241 go not together: she's a good sign, but I have seen
- 242 small reflection of her wit.
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 243 She shines not upon fools, lest the
- 244 reflection should hurt her.
- Cloten
- 245 Come, I'll to my chamber. Would there had been some
- 246 hurt done!
- [Aside]
- Second Lord
- 247 I wish not so; unless it had been the fall
- 248 of an ass, which is no great hurt.
- Cloten
- 249 You'll go with us?
- First Lord
- 250 I'll attend your lordship.
- Cloten
- 251 Nay, come, let's go together.
- Second Lord
- 252 Well, my lord.
- [Exeunt]