Act 2, Scene 7
Another part of the Forest.
- [A table set. Enter DUKE Senior, AMIENS, and others.]
- Duke Senior
- 854 I think he be transform'd into a beast;
- 855 For I can nowhere find him like a man.
- First Lord
- 856 My lord, he is but even now gone hence;
- 857 Here was he merry, hearing of a song.
- Duke Senior
- 858 If he, compact of jars, grow musical,
- 859 We shall have shortly discord in the spheres.
- 860 Go, seek him; tell him I would speak with him.
- First Lord
- 861 He saves my labour by his own approach.
- [Enter JAQUES.]
- Duke Senior
- 862 Why, how now, monsieur! what a life is this,
- 863 That your poor friends must woo your company?
- 864 What! you look merrily!
- Jaques
- 865 A fool, a fool!—I met a fool i' the forest,
- 866 A motley fool;—a miserable world!—
- 867 As I do live by food, I met a fool,
- 868 Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun,
- 869 And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good terms,
- 870 In good set terms,—and yet a motley fool.
- 871 'Good morrow, fool,' quoth I: 'No, sir,' quoth he,
- 872 'Call me not fool till heaven hath sent me fortune.'
- 873 And then he drew a dial from his poke,
- 874 And, looking on it with lack-lustre eye,
- 875 Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock:
- 876 Thus we may see,' quoth he, 'how the world wags;
- 877 'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine;
- 878 And after one hour more 'twill be eleven;
- 879 And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe,
- 880 And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot;
- 881 And thereby hangs a tale.' When I did hear
- 882 The motley fool thus moral on the time,
- 883 My lungs began to crow like chanticleer,
- 884 That fools should be so deep contemplative;
- 885 And I did laugh sans intermission
- 886 An hour by his dial.—O noble fool!
- 887 A worthy fool!—Motley's the only wear.
- Duke Senior
- 888 What fool is this?
- Jaques
- 889 O worthy fool!—One that hath been a courtier,
- 890 And says, if ladies be but young and fair,
- 891 They have the gift to know it: and in his brain,—
- 892 Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
- 893 After a voyage,—he hath strange places cramm'd
- 894 With observation, the which he vents
- 895 In mangled forms.-O that I were a fool!
- 896 I am ambitious for a motley coat.
- Duke Senior
- 897 Thou shalt have one.
- Jaques
- 898 It is my only suit,
- 899 Provided that you weed your better judgments
- 900 Of all opinion that grows rank in them
- 901 That I am wise. I must have liberty
- 902 Withal, as large a charter as the wind,
- 903 To blow on whom I please; for so fools have:
- 904 And they that are most galled with my folly,
- 905 They most must laugh. And why, sir, must they so?
- 906 The 'why' is plain as way to parish church:
- 907 He that a fool doth very wisely hit
- 908 Doth very foolishly, although he smart,
- 909 Not to seem senseless of the bob; if not,
- 910 The wise man's folly is anatomiz'd
- 911 Even by the squandering glances of the fool.
- 912 Invest me in my motley; give me leave
- 913 To speak my mind, and I will through and through
- 914 Cleanse the foul body of the infected world,
- 915 If they will patiently receive my medicine.
- Duke Senior
- 916 Fie on thee! I can tell what thou wouldst do.
- Jaques
- 917 What, for a counter, would I do but good?
- Duke Senior
- 918 Most mischievous foul sin, in chiding sin;
- 919 For thou thyself hast been a libertine,
- 920 As sensual as the brutish sting itself;
- 921 And all the embossed sores and headed evils
- 922 That thou with license of free foot hast caught
- 923 Wouldst thou disgorge into the general world.
- Jaques
- 924 Why, who cries out on pride
- 925 That can therein tax any private party?
- 926 Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea,
- 927 Till that the weary very means do ebb?
- 928 What woman in the city do I name
- 929 When that I say, The city-woman bears
- 930 The cost of princes on unworthy shoulders?
- 931 Who can come in and say that I mean her,
- 932 When such a one as she, such is her neighbour?
- 933 Or what is he of basest function
- 934 That says his bravery is not on my cost,—
- 935 Thinking that I mean him,—but therein suits
- 936 His folly to the metal of my speech?
- 937 There then; how then? what then? Let me see wherein
- 938 My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right,
- 939 Then he hath wrong'd himself; if he be free,
- 940 Why then, my taxing like a wild-goose flies,
- 941 Unclaim'd of any man.—But who comes here?
- [Enter ORLANDO, with his sword drawn.]
- Orlando
- 942 Forbear, and eat no more.
- Jaques
- 943 Why, I have eat none yet.
- Orlando
- 944 Nor shalt not, till necessity be serv'd.
- Jaques
- 945 Of what kind should this cock come of?
- Duke Senior
- 946 Art thou thus bolden'd, man, by thy distress:
- 947 Or else a rude despiser of good manners,
- 948 That in civility thou seem'st so empty?
- Orlando
- 949 You touch'd my vein at first: the thorny point
- 950 Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show
- 951 Of smooth civility: yet am I inland bred,
- 952 And know some nurture. But forbear, I say;
- 953 He dies that touches any of this fruit
- 954 Till I and my affairs are answered.
- Jaques
- 955 An you will not be answered with reason, I must die.
- Duke Senior
- 956 What would you have? your gentleness shall force
- 957 More than your force move us to gentleness.
- Orlando
- 958 I almost die for food, and let me have it.
- Duke Senior
- 959 Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table.
- Orlando
- 960 Speak you so gently? Pardon me, I pray you:
- 961 I thought that all things had been savage here;
- 962 And therefore put I on the countenance
- 963 Of stern commandment. But whate'er you are
- 964 That in this desert inaccessible,
- 965 Under the shade of melancholy boughs,
- 966 Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time;
- 967 If ever you have look'd on better days,
- 968 If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church,
- 969 If ever sat at any good man's feast,
- 970 If ever from your eyelids wip'd a tear,
- 971 And know what 'tis to pity and be pitied,
- 972 Let gentleness my strong enforcement be:
- 973 In the which hope I blush, and hide my sword.
- Duke Senior
- 974 True is it that we have seen better days,
- 975 And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church,
- 976 And sat at good men's feasts, and wip'd our eyes
- 977 Of drops that sacred pity hath engender'd:
- 978 And therefore sit you down in gentleness,
- 979 And take upon command what help we have,
- 980 That to your wanting may be minister'd.
- Orlando
- 981 Then but forbear your food a little while,
- 982 Whiles, like a doe, I go to find my fawn,
- 983 And give it food. There is an old poor man
- 984 Who after me hath many a weary step
- 985 Limp'd in pure love: till he be first suffic'd,—
- 986 Oppress'd with two weak evils, age and hunger,—
- 987 I will not touch a bit.
- Duke Senior
- 988 Go find him out.
- 989 And we will nothing waste till you return.
- Orlando
- 990 I thank ye; and be blest for your good comfort!
- [Exit.]
- Duke Senior
- 991 Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy;
- 992 This wide and universal theatre
- 993 Presents more woeful pageants than the scene
- 994 Wherein we play in.
- Jaques
- 995 All the world's a stage,
- 996 And all the men and women merely players;
- 997 They have their exits and their entrances;
- 998 And one man in his time plays many parts,
- 999 His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
- 1000 Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms;
- 1001 Then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
- 1002 And shining morning face, creeping like snail
- 1003 Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
- 1004 Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
- 1005 Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
- 1006 Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
- 1007 Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
- 1008 Seeking the bubble reputation
- 1009 Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
- 1010 In fair round belly with good capon lin'd,
- 1011 With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
- 1012 Full of wise saws and modern instances;
- 1013 And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
- 1014 Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
- 1015 With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
- 1016 His youthful hose, well sav'd, a world too wide
- 1017 For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
- 1018 Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
- 1019 And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
- 1020 That ends this strange eventful history,
- 1021 Is second childishness and mere oblivion;
- 1022 Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
- [Re-enter ORLANDO with ADAM.]
- Duke Senior
- 1023 Welcome. Set down your venerable burden,
- 1024 And let him feed.
- Orlando
- 1025 I thank you most for him.
- Adam
- 1026 So had you need;
- 1027 I scarce can speak to thank you for myself.
- Duke Senior
- 1028 Welcome; fall to: I will not trouble you
- 1029 As yet, to question you about your fortunes.—
- 1030 Give us some music; and, good cousin, sing.
- [AMIENS sings.]
- [SONG]
- [I.]
- Amiens
- 1031 Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
- 1032 Thou art not so unkind
- 1033 As man's ingratitude;
- 1034 Thy tooth is not so keen,
- 1035 Because thou art not seen,
- 1036 Although thy breath be rude.
- 1037 Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
- 1038 Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
- 1039 Then, heigh-ho, the holly!
- 1040 This life is most jolly.
- [II.]
- Amiens
- 1041 Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
- 1042 That dost not bite so nigh
- 1043 As benefits forgot:
- 1044 Though thou the waters warp,
- 1045 Thy sting is not so sharp
- 1046 As friend remember'd not.
- 1047 Heigh-ho! sing, heigh-ho! &c.
- Duke Senior
- 1048 If that you were the good Sir Rowland's son,—
- 1049 As you have whisper'd faithfully you were,
- 1050 And as mine eye doth his effigies witness
- 1051 Most truly limn'd and living in your face,—
- 1052 Be truly welcome hither: I am the duke
- 1053 That lov'd your father. The residue of your fortune,
- 1054 Go to my cave and tell me.—Good old man,
- 1055 Thou art right welcome as thy master is;
- 1056 Support him by the arm.—Give me your hand,
- 1057 And let me all your fortunes understand.
- [Exeunt]