Act 2, Scene 7

Another part of the Forest.

  1. [A table set. Enter DUKE Senior, AMIENS, and others.]
  2. Duke Senior
  3. 854 I think he be transform'd into a beast;
  4. 855 For I can nowhere find him like a man.
  5. First Lord
  6. 856 My lord, he is but even now gone hence;
  7. 857 Here was he merry, hearing of a song.
  8. Duke Senior
  9. 858 If he, compact of jars, grow musical,
  10. 859 We shall have shortly discord in the spheres.
  11. 860 Go, seek him; tell him I would speak with him.
  12. First Lord
  13. 861 He saves my labour by his own approach.
  14. [Enter JAQUES.]
  15. Duke Senior
  16. 862 Why, how now, monsieur! what a life is this,
  17. 863 That your poor friends must woo your company?
  18. 864 What! you look merrily!
  19. Jaques
  20. 865 A fool, a fool!—I met a fool i' the forest,
  21. 866 A motley fool;—a miserable world!—
  22. 867 As I do live by food, I met a fool,
  23. 868 Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun,
  24. 869 And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good terms,
  25. 870 In good set terms,—and yet a motley fool.
  26. 871 'Good morrow, fool,' quoth I: 'No, sir,' quoth he,
  27. 872 'Call me not fool till heaven hath sent me fortune.'
  28. 873 And then he drew a dial from his poke,
  29. 874 And, looking on it with lack-lustre eye,
  30. 875 Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock:
  31. 876 Thus we may see,' quoth he, 'how the world wags;
  32. 877 'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine;
  33. 878 And after one hour more 'twill be eleven;
  34. 879 And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe,
  35. 880 And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot;
  36. 881 And thereby hangs a tale.' When I did hear
  37. 882 The motley fool thus moral on the time,
  38. 883 My lungs began to crow like chanticleer,
  39. 884 That fools should be so deep contemplative;
  40. 885 And I did laugh sans intermission
  41. 886 An hour by his dial.—O noble fool!
  42. 887 A worthy fool!—Motley's the only wear.
  43. Duke Senior
  44. 888 What fool is this?
  45. Jaques
  46. 889 O worthy fool!—One that hath been a courtier,
  47. 890 And says, if ladies be but young and fair,
  48. 891 They have the gift to know it: and in his brain,—
  49. 892 Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
  50. 893 After a voyage,—he hath strange places cramm'd
  51. 894 With observation, the which he vents
  52. 895 In mangled forms.-O that I were a fool!
  53. 896 I am ambitious for a motley coat.
  54. Duke Senior
  55. 897 Thou shalt have one.
  56. Jaques
  57. 898 It is my only suit,
  58. 899 Provided that you weed your better judgments
  59. 900 Of all opinion that grows rank in them
  60. 901 That I am wise. I must have liberty
  61. 902 Withal, as large a charter as the wind,
  62. 903 To blow on whom I please; for so fools have:
  63. 904 And they that are most galled with my folly,
  64. 905 They most must laugh. And why, sir, must they so?
  65. 906 The 'why' is plain as way to parish church:
  66. 907 He that a fool doth very wisely hit
  67. 908 Doth very foolishly, although he smart,
  68. 909 Not to seem senseless of the bob; if not,
  69. 910 The wise man's folly is anatomiz'd
  70. 911 Even by the squandering glances of the fool.
  71. 912 Invest me in my motley; give me leave
  72. 913 To speak my mind, and I will through and through
  73. 914 Cleanse the foul body of the infected world,
  74. 915 If they will patiently receive my medicine.
  75. Duke Senior
  76. 916 Fie on thee! I can tell what thou wouldst do.
  77. Jaques
  78. 917 What, for a counter, would I do but good?
  79. Duke Senior
  80. 918 Most mischievous foul sin, in chiding sin;
  81. 919 For thou thyself hast been a libertine,
  82. 920 As sensual as the brutish sting itself;
  83. 921 And all the embossed sores and headed evils
  84. 922 That thou with license of free foot hast caught
  85. 923 Wouldst thou disgorge into the general world.
  86. Jaques
  87. 924 Why, who cries out on pride
  88. 925 That can therein tax any private party?
  89. 926 Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea,
  90. 927 Till that the weary very means do ebb?
  91. 928 What woman in the city do I name
  92. 929 When that I say, The city-woman bears
  93. 930 The cost of princes on unworthy shoulders?
  94. 931 Who can come in and say that I mean her,
  95. 932 When such a one as she, such is her neighbour?
  96. 933 Or what is he of basest function
  97. 934 That says his bravery is not on my cost,—
  98. 935 Thinking that I mean him,—but therein suits
  99. 936 His folly to the metal of my speech?
  100. 937 There then; how then? what then? Let me see wherein
  101. 938 My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right,
  102. 939 Then he hath wrong'd himself; if he be free,
  103. 940 Why then, my taxing like a wild-goose flies,
  104. 941 Unclaim'd of any man.—But who comes here?
  105. [Enter ORLANDO, with his sword drawn.]
  106. Orlando
  107. 942 Forbear, and eat no more.
  108. Jaques
  109. 943 Why, I have eat none yet.
  110. Orlando
  111. 944 Nor shalt not, till necessity be serv'd.
  112. Jaques
  113. 945 Of what kind should this cock come of?
  114. Duke Senior
  115. 946 Art thou thus bolden'd, man, by thy distress:
  116. 947 Or else a rude despiser of good manners,
  117. 948 That in civility thou seem'st so empty?
  118. Orlando
  119. 949 You touch'd my vein at first: the thorny point
  120. 950 Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show
  121. 951 Of smooth civility: yet am I inland bred,
  122. 952 And know some nurture. But forbear, I say;
  123. 953 He dies that touches any of this fruit
  124. 954 Till I and my affairs are answered.
  125. Jaques
  126. 955 An you will not be answered with reason, I must die.
  127. Duke Senior
  128. 956 What would you have? your gentleness shall force
  129. 957 More than your force move us to gentleness.
  130. Orlando
  131. 958 I almost die for food, and let me have it.
  132. Duke Senior
  133. 959 Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table.
  134. Orlando
  135. 960 Speak you so gently? Pardon me, I pray you:
  136. 961 I thought that all things had been savage here;
  137. 962 And therefore put I on the countenance
  138. 963 Of stern commandment. But whate'er you are
  139. 964 That in this desert inaccessible,
  140. 965 Under the shade of melancholy boughs,
  141. 966 Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time;
  142. 967 If ever you have look'd on better days,
  143. 968 If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church,
  144. 969 If ever sat at any good man's feast,
  145. 970 If ever from your eyelids wip'd a tear,
  146. 971 And know what 'tis to pity and be pitied,
  147. 972 Let gentleness my strong enforcement be:
  148. 973 In the which hope I blush, and hide my sword.
  149. Duke Senior
  150. 974 True is it that we have seen better days,
  151. 975 And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church,
  152. 976 And sat at good men's feasts, and wip'd our eyes
  153. 977 Of drops that sacred pity hath engender'd:
  154. 978 And therefore sit you down in gentleness,
  155. 979 And take upon command what help we have,
  156. 980 That to your wanting may be minister'd.
  157. Orlando
  158. 981 Then but forbear your food a little while,
  159. 982 Whiles, like a doe, I go to find my fawn,
  160. 983 And give it food. There is an old poor man
  161. 984 Who after me hath many a weary step
  162. 985 Limp'd in pure love: till he be first suffic'd,—
  163. 986 Oppress'd with two weak evils, age and hunger,—
  164. 987 I will not touch a bit.
  165. Duke Senior
  166. 988 Go find him out.
  167. 989 And we will nothing waste till you return.
  168. Orlando
  169. 990 I thank ye; and be blest for your good comfort!
  170. [Exit.]
  171. Duke Senior
  172. 991 Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy;
  173. 992 This wide and universal theatre
  174. 993 Presents more woeful pageants than the scene
  175. 994 Wherein we play in.
  176. Jaques
  177. 995 All the world's a stage,
  178. 996 And all the men and women merely players;
  179. 997 They have their exits and their entrances;
  180. 998 And one man in his time plays many parts,
  181. 999 His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
  182. 1000 Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms;
  183. 1001 Then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
  184. 1002 And shining morning face, creeping like snail
  185. 1003 Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
  186. 1004 Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
  187. 1005 Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
  188. 1006 Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
  189. 1007 Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
  190. 1008 Seeking the bubble reputation
  191. 1009 Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
  192. 1010 In fair round belly with good capon lin'd,
  193. 1011 With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
  194. 1012 Full of wise saws and modern instances;
  195. 1013 And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
  196. 1014 Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
  197. 1015 With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
  198. 1016 His youthful hose, well sav'd, a world too wide
  199. 1017 For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
  200. 1018 Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
  201. 1019 And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
  202. 1020 That ends this strange eventful history,
  203. 1021 Is second childishness and mere oblivion;
  204. 1022 Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
  205. [Re-enter ORLANDO with ADAM.]
  206. Duke Senior
  207. 1023 Welcome. Set down your venerable burden,
  208. 1024 And let him feed.
  209. Orlando
  210. 1025 I thank you most for him.
  211. Adam
  212. 1026 So had you need;
  213. 1027 I scarce can speak to thank you for myself.
  214. Duke Senior
  215. 1028 Welcome; fall to: I will not trouble you
  216. 1029 As yet, to question you about your fortunes.—
  217. 1030 Give us some music; and, good cousin, sing.
  218. [AMIENS sings.]
  219. [SONG]
  220. [I.]
  221. Amiens
  222. 1031 Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
  223. 1032 Thou art not so unkind
  224. 1033 As man's ingratitude;
  225. 1034 Thy tooth is not so keen,
  226. 1035 Because thou art not seen,
  227. 1036 Although thy breath be rude.
  228. 1037 Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
  229. 1038 Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
  230. 1039 Then, heigh-ho, the holly!
  231. 1040 This life is most jolly.
  232. [II.]
  233. Amiens
  234. 1041 Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
  235. 1042 That dost not bite so nigh
  236. 1043 As benefits forgot:
  237. 1044 Though thou the waters warp,
  238. 1045 Thy sting is not so sharp
  239. 1046 As friend remember'd not.
  240. 1047 Heigh-ho! sing, heigh-ho! &c.
  241. Duke Senior
  242. 1048 If that you were the good Sir Rowland's son,—
  243. 1049 As you have whisper'd faithfully you were,
  244. 1050 And as mine eye doth his effigies witness
  245. 1051 Most truly limn'd and living in your face,—
  246. 1052 Be truly welcome hither: I am the duke
  247. 1053 That lov'd your father. The residue of your fortune,
  248. 1054 Go to my cave and tell me.—Good old man,
  249. 1055 Thou art right welcome as thy master is;
  250. 1056 Support him by the arm.—Give me your hand,
  251. 1057 And let me all your fortunes understand.
  252. [Exeunt]