Act 2, Scene 4
The Forest of Arden.
- [Enter ROSALIND in boy's clothes, CELIA dressed like a shepherdess, and TOUCHSTONE.]
- Rosalind
- 690 O Jupiter! how weary are my spirits!
- Touchstone
- 691 I care not for my spirits, if my legs were not weary.
- Rosalind
- 692 I could find in my heart to disgrace my man's apparel,
- 693 and to cry like a woman; but I must comfort the weaker vessel, as
- 694 doublet and hose ought to show itself courageous to petticoat;
- 695 therefore, courage, good Aliena.
- Celia
- 696 I pray you bear with me; I can go no further.
- Touchstone
- 697 For my part, I had rather bear with you than bear you:
- 698 yet I should bear no cross if I did bear you; for I think you
- 699 have no money in your purse.
- Rosalind
- 700 Well, this is the forest of Arden.
- Touchstone
- 701 Ay, now am I in Arden: the more fool I; when I was at
- 702 home I was in a better place; but travellers must be content.
- Rosalind
- 703 Ay, be so, good Touchstone.—Look you, who comes here?, a
- 704 young man and an old in solemn talk.
- [Enter CORIN and SILVIUS.]
- Corin
- 705 That is the way to make her scorn you still.
- Silvius
- 706 O Corin, that thou knew'st how I do love her!
- Corin
- 707 I partly guess; for I have lov'd ere now.
- Silvius
- 708 No, Corin, being old, thou canst not guess;
- 709 Though in thy youth thou wast as true a lover
- 710 As ever sigh'd upon a midnight pillow:
- 711 But if thy love were ever like to mine,—
- 712 As sure I think did never man love so,—
- 713 How many actions most ridiculous
- 714 Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy?
- Corin
- 715 Into a thousand that I have forgotten.
- Silvius
- 716 O, thou didst then never love so heartily:
- 717 If thou remember'st not the slightest folly
- 718 That ever love did make thee run into,
- 719 Thou hast not lov'd:
- 720 Or if thou hast not sat as I do now,
- 721 Wearing thy hearer in thy mistress' praise,
- 722 Thou hast not lov'd:
- 723 Or if thou hast not broke from company
- 724 Abruptly, as my passion now makes me,
- 725 Thou hast not lov'd: O Phebe, Phebe, Phebe!
- [Exit Silvius.]
- Rosalind
- 726 Alas, poor shepherd! searching of thy wound,
- 727 I have by hard adventure found mine own.
- Touchstone
- 728 And I mine. I remember, when I was in love, I broke my
- 729 sword upon a stone, and bid him take that for coming a-night to
- 730 Jane Smile: and I remember the kissing of her batlet, and the
- 731 cow's dugs that her pretty chapp'd hands had milk'd: and I
- 732 remember the wooing of a peascod instead of her; from whom I took
- 733 two cods, and giving her them again, said with weeping tears,
- 734 'Wear these for my sake.' We that are true lovers run into
- 735 strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature
- 736 in love mortal in folly.
- Rosalind
- 737 Thou speak'st wiser than thou art 'ware of.
- Touchstone
- 738 Nay, I shall ne'er be 'ware of mine own wit till I break my shins
- 739 against it.
- Rosalind
- 740 Jove, Jove! this shepherd's passion
- 741 Is much upon my fashion.
- Touchstone
- 742 And mine: but it grows something stale with me.
- Celia
- 743 I pray you, one of you question yond man
- 744 If he for gold will give us any food:
- 745 I faint almost to death.
- Touchstone
- 746 Holla, you clown!
- Rosalind
- 747 Peace, fool; he's not thy kinsman.
- Corin
- 748 Who calls?
- Touchstone
- 749 Your betters, sir.
- Corin
- 750 Else are they very wretched.
- Rosalind
- 751 Peace, I say.—
- 752 Good even to you, friend.
- Corin
- 753 And to you, gentle sir, and to you all.
- Rosalind
- 754 I pr'ythee, shepherd, if that love or gold
- 755 Can in this desert place buy entertainment,
- 756 Bring us where we may rest ourselves and feed:
- 757 Here's a young maid with travel much oppress'd,
- 758 And faints for succour.
- Corin
- 759 Fair sir, I pity her,
- 760 And wish, for her sake more than for mine own,
- 761 My fortunes were more able to relieve her:
- 762 But I am shepherd to another man,
- 763 And do not shear the fleeces that I graze:
- 764 My master is of churlish disposition,
- 765 And little recks to find the way to heaven
- 766 By doing deeds of hospitality:
- 767 Besides, his cote, his flocks, and bounds of feed,
- 768 Are now on sale; and at our sheepcote now,
- 769 By reason of his absence, there is nothing
- 770 That you will feed on; but what is, come see,
- 771 And in my voice most welcome shall you be.
- Rosalind
- 772 What is he that shall buy his flock and pasture?
- Corin
- 773 That young swain that you saw here but erewhile,
- 774 That little cares for buying anything.
- Rosalind
- 775 I pray thee, if it stand with honesty,
- 776 Buy thou the cottage, pasture, and the flock,
- 777 And thou shalt have to pay for it of us.
- Celia
- 778 And we will mend thy wages. I like this place,
- 779 And willingly could waste my time in it.
- Corin
- 780 Assuredly the thing is to be sold:
- 781 Go with me: if you like, upon report,
- 782 The soil, the profit, and this kind of life,
- 783 I will your very faithful feeder be,
- 784 And buy it with your gold right suddenly.
- [Exeunt.]