Act 1, Scene 2
Alexandria. Another Room in CLEOPATRA'S palace.
- [Enter CHARMIAN, IRAS, ALEXAS, and a Soothsayer.]
- Charmian
- 71 Lord Alexas, sweet Alexas, most anything Alexas, almost
- 72 most absolute Alexas, where's the soothsayer that you praised so
- 73 to the queen? O that I knew this husband, which you say must
- 74 charge his horns with garlands!
- Alexas
- 75 Soothsayer,—
- Soothsayer
- 76 Your will?
- Charmian
- 77 Is this the man?—Is't you, sir, that know things?
- Soothsayer
- 78 In nature's infinite book of secrecy
- 79 A little I can read.
- Alexas
- 80 Show him your hand.
- [Enter ENOBARBUS.]
- Enobarbus
- 81 Bring in the banquet quickly; wine enough
- 82 Cleopatra's health to drink.
- Charmian
- 83 Good, sir, give me good fortune.
- Soothsayer
- 84 I make not, but foresee.
- Charmian
- 85 Pray, then, foresee me one.
- Soothsayer
- 86 You shall be yet far fairer than you are.
- Charmian
- 87 He means in flesh.
- Iras
- 88 No, you shall paint when you are old.
- Charmian
- 89 Wrinkles forbid!
- Alexas
- 90 Vex not his prescience; be attentive.
- Charmian
- 91 Hush!
- Soothsayer
- 92 You shall be more beloving than beloved.
- Charmian
- 93 I had rather heat my liver with drinking.
- Alexas
- 94 Nay, hear him.
- Charmian
- 95 Good now, some excellent fortune! Let me be married to three
- 96 kings in a forenoon, and widow them all: let me have a child at
- 97 fifty, to whom Herod of Jewry may do homage: find me to marry me
- 98 with Octavius Caesar, and companion me with my mistress.
- Soothsayer
- 99 You shall outlive the lady whom you serve.
- Charmian
- 100 O, excellent! I love long life better than figs.
- Soothsayer
- 101 You have seen and prov'd a fairer former fortune
- 102 Than that which is to approach.
- Charmian
- 103 Then belike my children shall have no names:—pr'ythee, how many
- 104 boys and wenches must I have?
- Soothsayer
- 105 If every of your wishes had a womb,
- 106 And fertile every wish, a million.
- Charmian
- 107 Out, fool! I forgive thee for a witch.
- Alexas
- 108 You think none but your sheets are privy to your wishes.
- Charmian
- 109 Nay, come, tell Iras hers.
- Alexas
- 110 We'll know all our fortunes.
- Enobarbus
- 111 Mine, and most of our fortunes, to-night, shall be—
- 112 drunk to bed.
- Iras
- 113 There's a palm presages chastity, if nothing else.
- Charmian
- 114 E'en as the o'erflowing Nilus presageth famine.
- Iras
- 115 Go, you wild bedfellow, you cannot soothsay.
- Charmian
- 116 Nay, if an oily palm be not a fruitful prognostication, I cannot
- 117 scratch mine ear.—Pr'ythee, tell her but worky-day fortune.
- Soothsayer
- 118 Your fortunes are alike.
- Iras
- 119 But how, but how? give me particulars.
- Soothsayer
- 120 I have said.
- Iras
- 121 Am I not an inch of fortune better than she?
- Charmian
- 122 Well, if you were but an inch of fortune better than I, where
- 123 would you choose it?
- Iras
- 124 Not in my husband's nose.
- Charmian
- 125 Our worser thoughts heavens mend!—Alexas,—come, his fortune!
- 126 his fortune!—O, let him marry a woman that cannot go, sweet
- 127 Isis, I beseech thee! And let her die too, and give him a worse!
- 128 and let worse follow worse, till the worst of all follow him
- 129 laughing to his grave, fiftyfold a cuckold! Good Isis, hear me
- 130 this prayer, though thou deny me a matter of more weight; good
- 131 Isis, I beseech thee!
- Iras
- 132 Amen. Dear goddess, hear that prayer of the people! for, as it is
- 133 a heartbreaking to see a handsome man loose-wived, so it is a
- 134 deadly sorrow to behold a foul knave uncuckolded: therefore, dear
- 135 Isis, keep decorum, and fortune him accordingly!
- Charmian
- 136 Amen.
- Alexas
- 137 Lo now, if it lay in their hands to make me a cuckold, they would
- 138 make themselves whores but they'd do't!
- Enobarbus
- 139 Hush! Here comes Antony.
- Charmian
- 140 Not he; the queen.
- [Enter CLEOPATRA.]
- Cleopatra
- 141 Saw you my lord?
- Enobarbus
- 142 No, lady.
- Cleopatra
- 143 Was he not here?
- Charmian
- 144 No, madam.
- Cleopatra
- 145 He was dispos'd to mirth; but on the sudden
- 146 A Roman thought hath struck him.—Enobarbus,—
- Enobarbus
- 147 Madam?
- Cleopatra
- 148 Seek him, and bring him hither.—Where's Alexas?
- Alexas
- 149 Here, at your service.—My lord approaches.
- Cleopatra
- 150 We will not look upon him: go with us.
- [Exeunt CLEOPATRA, ENOBARBUS, CHAR., IRAS, ALEX., and Soothsayer.]
- [Enter ANTONY, with a MESSENGER and Attendants.]
- Messenger
- 151 Fulvia thy wife first came into the field.
- Mark Antony
- 152 Against my brother Lucius.
- Messenger
- 153 Ay:
- 154 But soon that war had end, and the time's state
- 155 Made friends of them, jointing their force 'gainst Caesar;
- 156 Whose better issue in the war, from Italy
- 157 Upon the first encounter, drave them.
- Mark Antony
- 158 Well, what worst?
- Messenger
- 159 The nature of bad news infects the teller.
- Mark Antony
- 160 When it concerns the fool or coward.—On:—
- 161 Things that are past are done with me.—'Tis thus;
- 162 Who tells me true, though in his tale lie death,
- 163 I hear him as he flatter'd.
- Messenger
- 164 Labienus,—
- 165 This is stiff news,—hath, with his Parthian force,
- 166 Extended Asia from Euphrates;
- 167 His conquering banner shook from Syria
- 168 To Lydia and to Ionia;
- 169 Whilst,—
- Mark Antony
- 170 Antony, thou wouldst say,—
- Messenger
- 171 O, my lord!
- Mark Antony
- 172 Speak to me home, mince not the general tongue:
- 173 Name Cleopatra as she is call'd in Rome;
- 174 Rail thou in Fulvia's phrase; and taunt my faults
- 175 With such full licence as both truth and malice
- 176 Have power to utter. O, then we bring forth weeds
- 177 When our quick minds lie still; and our ills told us
- 178 Is as our earing. Fare thee well awhile.
- Messenger
- 179 At your noble pleasure.
- [Exit.]
- Mark Antony
- 180 From Sicyon, ho, the news! Speak there!
- First Attendant
- 181 The man from Sicyon—is there such an one?
- Second Attendant
- 182 He stays upon your will.
- Mark Antony
- 183 Let him appear.—
- 184 These strong Egyptian fetters I must break,
- 185 Or lose myself in dotage.—
- [Enter another MESSENGER.]
- Mark Antony
- 186 What are you?
- Messenger
- 187 Fulvia thy wife is dead.
- Mark Antony
- 188 Where died she?
- Messenger
- 189 In Sicyon:
- 190 Her length of sickness, with what else more serious
- 191 Importeth thee to know, this bears.
- [Gives a letter.]
- Mark Antony
- 192 Forbear me.
- [Exit MESSENGER.]
- Mark Antony
- 193 There's a great spirit gone! Thus did I desire it:
- 194 What our contempts doth often hurl from us,
- 195 We wish it ours again; the present pleasure,
- 196 By revolution lowering, does become
- 197 The opposite of itself: she's good, being gone;
- 198 The hand could pluck her back that shov'd her on.
- 199 I must from this enchanting queen break off:
- 200 Ten thousand harms, more than the ills I know,
- 201 My idleness doth hatch—ho, Enobarbus!
- [Re-enter ENOBARBUS.]
- Enobarbus
- 202 What's your pleasure, sir?
- Mark Antony
- 203 I must with haste from hence.
- Enobarbus
- 204 Why, then we kill all our women: we see how mortal an unkindness
- 205 is to them; if they suffer our departure, death's the word.
- Mark Antony
- 206 I must be gone.
- Enobarbus
- 207 Under a compelling occasion, let women die: it were pity to cast
- 208 them away for nothing; though, between them and a great cause
- 209 they should be esteemed nothing. Cleopatra, catching but the
- 210 least noise of this, dies instantly; I have seen her die twenty
- 211 times upon far poorer moment: I do think there is mettle in
- 212 death, which commits some loving act upon her, she hath such a
- 213 celerity in dying.
- Mark Antony
- 214 She is cunning past man's thought.
- Enobarbus
- 215 Alack, sir, no: her passions are made of nothing but the finest
- 216 part of pure love: we cannot call her winds and waters, sighs and
- 217 tears; they are greater storms and tempests than almanacs can
- 218 report: this cannot be cunning in her; if it be, she makes a
- 219 shower of rain as well as Jove.
- Mark Antony
- 220 Would I had never seen her!
- Enobarbus
- 221 O sir, you had then left unseen a wonderful piece of work; which
- 222 not to have been blest withal would have discredited your travel.
- Mark Antony
- 223 Fulvia is dead.
- Enobarbus
- 224 Sir?
- Mark Antony
- 225 Fulvia is dead.
- Enobarbus
- 226 Fulvia?
- Mark Antony
- 227 Dead.
- Enobarbus
- 228 Why, sir, give the gods a thankful sacrifice. When it pleaseth
- 229 their deities to take the wife of a man from him, it shows to
- 230 man the tailors of the earth; comforting therein that when old
- 231 robes are worn out there are members to make new. If there were
- 232 no more women but Fulvia, then had you indeed a cut, and the case
- 233 to be lamented: this grief is crown'd with consolation; your old
- 234 smock brings forth a new petticoat:—and, indeed, the tears live
- 235 in an onion that should water this sorrow.
- Mark Antony
- 236 The business she hath broached in the state
- 237 Cannot endure my absence.
- Enobarbus
- 238 And the business you have broached here cannot be without you;
- 239 especially that of Cleopatra's, which wholly depends on your
- 240 abode.
- Mark Antony
- 241 No more light answers. Let our officers
- 242 Have notice what we purpose. I shall break
- 243 The cause of our expedience to the queen,
- 244 And get her leave to part. For not alone
- 245 The death of Fulvia, with more urgent touches,
- 246 Do strongly speak to us; but the letters too
- 247 Of many our contriving friends in Rome
- 248 Petition us at home: Sextus Pompeius
- 249 Hath given the dare to Caesar, and commands
- 250 The empire of the sea; our slippery people,—
- 251 Whose love is never link'd to the deserver
- 252 Till his deserts are past,—begin to throw
- 253 Pompey the Great, and all his dignities,
- 254 Upon his son; who, high in name and power,
- 255 Higher than both in blood and life, stands up
- 256 For the main soldier: whose quality, going on,
- 257 The sides o' the world may danger: much is breeding
- 258 Which, like the courser's hair, hath yet but life
- 259 And not a serpent's poison. Say, our pleasure
- 260 To such whose place is under us, requires
- 261 Our quick remove from hence.
- Enobarbus
- 262 I shall do't.
- [Exeunt.]